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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

"We're making good progress on a deal" - 29th March, 2093, Great British Wasteland

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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Guavanaut posted:

Well, the calculation is "do you have a NI number? y/n" which is different to existing, and one that is already used for current benefits.

Everyone who’s ever worked in the UK has an NI number.
Going to pay this to everyone who’s done a few bar shifts on a working holiday, and every temp agricultural worker when they’re both long gone from the UK and not coming back?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Obstacles remain:

- Brexit.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ash Crimson posted:

What are you trying to say?
There's no such thing as an innocent Scotsman, they believe in the doctrine of Total Depravity. Especially Alex Salmond.

Tesseraction posted:

to be fair to rumpelstiltzkin he only bottled it because gove stabbed him in the back and then the dick an hour beforehand
Imagine trusting Michael Gove.

Imagine Michael Gove.

He's in your head now.

He lives.

Cerv posted:

Everyone who’s ever worked in the UK has an NI number.
Going to pay this to everyone who’s done a few bar shifts on a working holiday, and every temp agricultural worker when they’re both long gone from the UK and not coming back?
It's going to be based on application, so I imagine they'll use that plus the tax register for the current year. Which should include people currently unemployed but receiving benefits, as most of those are taxable income.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Cerv posted:

Everyone who’s ever worked in the UK has an NI number.
Going to pay this to everyone who’s done a few bar shifts on a working holiday, and every temp agricultural worker when they’re both long gone from the UK and not coming back?
i'm trying to find administration costs for state pensions, because i wanna know what fraction of the £75bn annual payout it is. anyone seen any stats?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
This looks relevant. Not sure if it's outright stated in there.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Tesseraction posted:

lol she's going to do another insane parade in Strasbourg https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/1105090558639382528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUmLjTOkHzs

fluid

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lol it's already a dud https://twitter.com/adamfleming/status/1105101488412676096

loving that last quote tho :ukmtsickos:

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Nothingtoseehere posted:

Votes of no confidence in a specific minister is possible - it happened in the 19th century and succeeded then. The problem is no one is sure if those votes were binding, and they targeted lower Ministers like foreign instead of the PM (although constitutionally there shouldn't be a difference)

Bring back Acts of Attainder imo :getin:

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Guavanaut posted:

This looks relevant. Not sure if it's outright stated in there.
ta, but looks to be for general pension schemes. but i found the number i wanted buried here!



https://www.nao.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/10183_DWP_The-Pension-Service-the-impact-of-legacy-ICT-case-study_final.pdf

about .5% of the payout

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

lol here's a brexiteer salty that we learned of May's trip via Irish politicians https://twitter.com/SteveBakerHW/status/1105101744315531264

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

feedmegin posted:

Bring back Acts of Attainder imo :getin:

:unsmigghh:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

To liberate the oppressed peoples of the United Kingdom and protect them from brutal dictatorship, we must invade Eire-aq

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
i have no benchmarks like what the overhead on private pensions or UC or whatever is, but my instinct is 50bps of costs is Pretty Great

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1105096047024619521?s=21

Burn this country to the ground. Brexit is too good for us

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://mobile.twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/1105099783914557440

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Noxville posted:

https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1105096047024619521?s=21

Burn this country to the ground. Brexit is too good for us
Metro continues to be worth less than its cover price.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Noxville posted:

https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1105096047024619521?s=21

Burn this country to the ground. Brexit is too good for us

This toilet island.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

OwlFancier posted:

Essentially if you're gonna say people died because of the IRA, you might wanna follow that to its logical conclusion and wonder why the IRA existed and whose fault that might be.

Because a favourite tactic of bad countries is to point at violent political opposition to them and say "look at this unprecedented violence" as if paramilitary organzations just spring up out of nowhere for no reason.

Allow me to post something relevant from one of the great philosophers of our time:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=qX_0763FOjA

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



if you ever want to feel truly miserable watch a 10 year old episode of HIGNFY on Dave

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Or anything 10 years old with Tory MPs on it.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



best bbc news reporter?

lizo mzimba

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Tesseraction posted:

lol it's already a dud [

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

WhatEvil posted:

Allow me to post something relevant from one of the great philosophers of our time:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=qX_0763FOjA

The ipad and irish reuinification being the two things we do faster than star trek predicted.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Noxville posted:

https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1105096047024619521?s=21

Burn this country to the ground. Brexit is too good for us

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NGFToiLtXro

Jihadi baby, and if its quite alright,
Jihadi baby, I would like you to fight,
Jihadi baby, trust in me when I say:
Jihadi baby, we will kill infidels,
Jihadi baby, we’ll send them all to hell...

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

Guavanaut posted:

Metro continues to be worth less than its cover price.

It's literally the Daily Mail only with a story selection skewed to younger people.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I remember them plagiarizing Yahoo News, errors intact, in the mid-00s. If anything they were better back then.

WhatEvil posted:

Jihadi baby, and if its quite alright,
Jihadi baby, I would like you to fight,
Jihadi baby, trust in me when I say:
Jihadi baby, we will kill infidels,
Jihadi baby, we’ll send them all to hell...

:golfclap:

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Guavanaut posted:

It's going to be based on application.

So it's not going to all taxpayers after all then.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
AHHHHHHH :ussr:

https://twitter.com/sarahditum/status/1105110800627306496?s=19

E: well if nothing else I've just learned that this particular purveyor of hot takes is the sister of one of the guys who presents the PlayStation access YouTube channel. How bizarre.

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Mar 11, 2019

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

ThomasPaine posted:

AHHHHHHH :ussr:

https://twitter.com/sarahditum/status/1105110800627306496?s=19

E: well if nothing else I've just learned that this particular purveyor of hot takes is the sister of one of the guys who presents the PlayStation access YouTube channel. How bizarre.

Also a terf with a strangely focused attitude to fluid states being class-based only.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1105111735185354752

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1105117430823768064

it's going well for may

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you have money but aren't regarded as posh and this is a problem then that suggests that you haven't got enough money to be in a different class.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
'Have money' isn't what makes you a different class. 'Have so much money you can literally never spend all of it' is.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

OwlFancier posted:

If you have money but aren't regarded as posh and this is a problem then that suggests that you haven't got enough money to be in a different class.

you have your aaron banks types, surely, or the wetherspoons bloke

if you're stupendously rich you can just ignore the whole u-non-u dichotomy, but the old money crowd are always going to titter behind your back

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Guavanaut posted:

Or anything 10 years old with Tory MPs on it.

Watching anything ten years old with a Tory MP in it is illegal and will get you banned from these forums.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

thespaceinvader posted:

'Have money' isn't what makes you a different class. 'Have so much money you can literally never spend all of it' is.

Actually, it's 'exploiting the labour of others' vs. 'selling your labour', and this is for some reason difficult for people to understand because some of the former like chips and some of the latter like wine

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

thespaceinvader posted:

So it's not going to all taxpayers after all then.
All taxpayers that apply. In practice it'll probably end up like tax refunds, technically you should be the one checking them for that and applying, but you tend to get them automatically now.

1. Yes, we live in a society.
2. Yes, this is the bourgeoisie, as opposed to the aristocracy.
3. Yes, this is half the aristocracy now.
4. Neither of the above should.
5. No u, terf.

Jedit posted:

Watching anything ten years old with a Tory MP in it is illegal and will get you banned from these forums.
Aye, but it's a good way to feel truly miserable, unless you're a nonce.

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

coffeetable posted:


about .5% of the payout

.5% of the £96 billion annual pension budget would actually be enough to buy a squadron of F35s ($96 million each), so I don’t think it counts as petty cash. Plus costs to develop a new system, rather than just keep one running, would presumably be several times that.

Of course the real issue with any of these UBI-lite scheme are the way they privelege inherited capital over earnt income. They are great for people with trust funds, or in early retirement, who have no need for anything as proletarian as a job. And neutral or negative for those who lack inherited or accumulated wealth.

One day, the world will be a classless society of aristocrats. Everyone will have equally massive wealth by right, and will be free to pursue the hobbies that interest them without financial reward. The trick is getting to there from here; its not like it can be done by simply gradually expanding the number of life peerages awarded each year.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Ash Crimson posted:

What are you trying to say?

well normally you're quite gleeful about the death of english people by situations they make themselves?

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
It's quite interesting because I suppose what we have here is an almost dual class system - the 'British class system' which is all culture and breeding and borderline feudal in character, and the more precisely defined Marxist notion. They're related though separate concepts, and I often feel that one of the major problems we have in British discourse is that we never clearly distinguish between them, so debate often becomes a load of people talking past each other.

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