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Also why is there a lady who wants to gently caress a ball, what is wrong with you. Then you want to gently caress a guardian? This thread title is on point.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:02 |
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track day bro! posted:Also why is there a lady who wants to gently caress a ball, what is wrong with you. Then you want to gently caress a guardian? This thread title is on point. game is good
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:09 |
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track day bro! posted:Also why is there a lady who wants to gently caress a ball, what is wrong with you. Then you want to gently caress a guardian? This thread title is on point. OP you've seen that ball right? You've seen guardians right?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 17:36 |
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track day bro! posted:Also why is there a lady who wants to gently caress a ball, what is wrong with you. Then you want to gently caress a guardian? This thread title is on point. this is the franchise that spawned Tingle and you're tryna shame a lady for the perfectly natural urge of wanting to bone a robot
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:16 |
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Do you think the Guardians music is something we hear as a player or do they have integrated speakers and blast it as soon as they sense anything moving.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:18 |
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... drat you, now I'm not going to be able to imagine anything else.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:19 |
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I think LINK can hear the music, but it's a synesthesia thing.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:20 |
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It's neither- Link being able to hear the BGM is a minor side effect of carrying the Triforce of Courage.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:23 |
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A warning system built in to the Sheikah Slate, but why did the ancients made it spoopy piano music instead of just a voice being like "angry guardian nearby"
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:51 |
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Has anyone talked about the great fairies yet? Just... why... What part of that makes sense?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 18:53 |
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If you were the right age when you first played Ocarina of Time, you'd understand perfectly
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:00 |
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:01 |
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Having never played OoT (we had a ps2, not an N64) what the gently caress am I looking at? Cheetah stripper throwing confetti?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:03 |
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Hutzpah posted:Having never played OoT (we had a ps2, not an N64) what the gently caress am I looking at? Cheetah stripper throwing confetti? Context clues not your thing? That is one of the Great Fairies. They appeared out of their fountains with semi-sexual screeching laughter and then looked like that, in various suggestive poses, triangle tits and all. Point is that there is a history here (fairies in WW were very different, though so there is also some variety) Here is some official artwork from MM:
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:10 |
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That’s what great faeries looked like back then. Their current form is a vast improvement.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:10 |
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Looks like I should be impressed with how toned down they are, by comparison.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:14 |
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*getting dragged away from the doors of nintendo hq* "LET ME gently caress THE ORB, YOU COWARDS!"
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:15 |
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MokBa posted:I think LINK can hear the music, but it's a synesthesia thing. Everyone can hear the music. All the music. Besides the networked guardians, towers and shrines, the ancient Sheikah also stuck a bunch of speakers all over the place. To the people of Hyrule, this is just how the world has always been. Breath of the Wild is a cautionary tale about IoT devices. GATOS Y VATOS posted:That's what great faeries looked like back then. Their current form is a vast improvement. I'm still fond of their design in Wind Waker:
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:19 |
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Kaysette posted:*getting dragged away from the doors of nintendo hq* "LET ME gently caress THE ORB, YOU COWARDS!" Buddy, they won’t even let me gently caress the orb
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:36 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Buddy, they won’t even let me gently caress the orb You should just take matters into your own hand
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:37 |
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The Bloop posted:A warning system built in to the Sheikah Slate, but why did the ancients made it spoopy piano music instead of just a voice being like "angry guardian nearby" In case you were with people you wanted to ditch whenever a Guardian came in range.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:44 |
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Runcible Cat posted:In case you were with people you wanted to ditch whenever a Guardian came in range. Sorry, gotta take this call, bye
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:03 |
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oh god they're even pointier than I remembered
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:43 |
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Straight White Shark posted:oh god they're even pointier than I remembered n64 games have not aged well. best to leave that nostalgia in my head and not try to replay them without remastering.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:09 |
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track day bro! posted:Also why is there a lady who wants to gently caress a ball, what is wrong with you. Then you want to gently caress a guardian? This thread title is on point. Holy poo poo, I just remembered that I found this lady way back at the start of my game, when I was an idiot weakling who didn't know anything about anything, and I don't think I ever went back there to figure out how to get the ball away from her and open up the shrine. Thanks, this inches me one step closer to total shrine completion!
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 22:33 |
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track day bro! posted:Also why is there a lady who wants to gently caress a ball, what is wrong with you. Then you want to gently caress a guardian? This thread title is on point.
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Cattail Prophet posted:Holy poo poo, I just remembered that I found this lady way back at the start of my game, when I was an idiot weakling who didn't know anything about anything, and I don't think I ever went back there to figure out how to get the ball away from her and open up the shrine. Thanks, this inches me one step closer to total shrine completion! Help a brother out who has 116 shrines. I don't exactly remember this one. What's the name? Region?
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TraderStav posted:Help a brother out who has 116 shrines. I don't exactly remember this one. What's the name? Region? If I remember right she’s on the beach towards the far southwest of the jungle region, next to a tall stone pillar.
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TraderStav posted:Help a brother out who has 116 shrines. I don't exactly remember this one. What's the name? Region? Shoqta Tatone. Puffer Beach
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track day bro! posted:Also why is there a lady who wants to gently caress a ball, what is wrong with you. Then you want to gently caress a guardian? This thread title is on point. I played this game for 200 hours, beat Ganon and all the dlc and found 116 shrines before I found this lady. This game owns. Edit: whoa what's up "ball bae is my 117th shrine" buddy
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 00:47 |
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maltesh posted:The best thing about the item-tossing Korok puzzles? Stasis Rune works on them. What!?
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 00:52 |
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Tender Bender posted:I played this game for 200 hours, beat Ganon and all the dlc and found 116 shrines before I found this lady. This game owns. Just looked up the quest description and definitely didn't do that one! 3 more after this to find! Any shrines associated with the giant golf game in the trench? Anything of real value in that trench? I found whatever obvious shrines are there but it's a friggin wasteland otherwise. I did get the forgotten temple at the far end of it.
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 01:19 |
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The Bloop posted:A warning system built in to the Sheikah Slate, but why did the ancients made it spoopy piano music instead of just a voice being like "YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY"
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 04:36 |
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Kaysette posted:n64 games have not aged well. best to leave that nostalgia in my head and not try to replay them without remastering. Depends on the game, if you ask me - it's very much a style thing Honestly, OoT and MM look like garbage today, although MM has an edge since it's much weirder and stylish in general But then there's games like Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie or Paper Mario, which look pretty great despite the janky mess of sharp-cornered textures that is any given N64 scene. Might just be because those are especially stylish/cartoony/wobbly
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 11:40 |
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TraderStav posted:
No Shrine for the golf game. Re: trench, I don't remember if it's that trench but there is a trench that definitely has something good at the bottom.
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 13:11 |
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If there isn't a mod that replaces the Guardian's noises with lines from Robocop then there drat well should be.
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 13:51 |
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Silver Falcon posted:No Shrine for the golf game. Re: trench, I don't remember if it's that trench but there is a trench that definitely has something good at the bottom. The trench I'm referring to is the really really long one that cuts through Tabantha and ends in the Forgotten temple. Can you be more specific to what you're referring to? I'm at the stage of shrine hunting that I'm not too worried about being spoiled as that takes a backseat to playing for 15 hours hunting for one hidden crevasse I missed.
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 17:42 |
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The shrine that always tripped me was the one inside Hyrule Castle. It was my very last one. I have to admit, I just kinda assumed they wouldn't put a shrine actually inside the final dungeon. I'm not sure why.
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# ? Mar 13, 2019 17:52 |
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That was surprising but I stumbled upon it somewhat early. What shrines tripped me up to find are the like ten shrines deep down in chasm sides. Far enough down that the radar doesn’t ping them from the surface, and a few of them don’t seem to have any environmental tells that something cool is there
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Yeah, there's definitely a few that unless you're paying a lot of attention, you're just not going to see them. Especially if you fly over them on a rainy/foggy/snowy day. Some of them I went past them before I was in the habit of marking everything down in the map so of course 30 hours later I'm not going to remember about that weird thing I saw once while I was trying not to freeze to death.
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