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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for getting upset after my boyfriend misspelled my name on his tattoo? I used to work with a woman a long time ago who wanted to get some phrase in greek tattooed on her upper back. This was the Altavista and Ask Jeeves days so translation resources were not as good as they are now. She put whatever she wanted tattooed into some online translation tool and took the results to the tattoo shop and got it done. A couple weeks after she was at work and the friend of a coworker was there and they happened to be able to read greek. She apparently got an error message in greek tattooed on her back.
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quote:Edit for some clarification- Like some commenters have mentioned, I’m on their insurance which is probably the biggest issue in them not finding out about it if I were to need blood. There’s also a “no blood transfusion” card that they force me to keep in my wallet at all times. And they check that it’s there regularly. Jehovah's Witness? No, blood transfusion! Also out of curiosity could a Jehovah's Witness store their own blood and receive it in transfusion if they anticipated an upcoming surgery?
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Blade Runner posted:Insecurity over titty size is the same exact thing as insecurity over dick size and if you tell your partner about it you are equally bad, but you're also pretty bad if you start hounding your partner about whether or not you're big enough It's hard not to be insecure in his girlfriend's shoes when she's hounded left and right by TV shows, movies, ads, books, social media, gross rude idiots, and basically all of society telling her she's inferior and not enough of a woman because she doesn't have huge bazongas. Like yeah, insecurity is slightly annoying and not particularly attractive, but I can't blame her for feeling that way... and it's also kind of her partner's job to regularly reassure her that she's beautiful and sexy etc to him. They've been going out for 3 years, so she should care about her self-esteem and mental well-being a little bit! Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Mar 12, 2019 |
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Mar 12, 2019 21:28
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See this is why it needs to be illegal to deny kids medical services based on your own dumbass beliefs.
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cumshitter posted:Jehovah's Witness? That's also against the rules. I think they either give them EPO or they just die from bleeding to death.
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Mar 12, 2019 21:39
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Bet the tattoo isn’t Japanese at all, it’s probably her name in English but with a font that makes the letters look slightly oriental
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Vim Fuego posted:It is terrible advice. Like, he's had a 5 year relationship with this woman. Just because he's bisexual and used to sleep around & her dad's a piece of poo poo doesn't mean he needs to dump her. He should TELL HER, and have the awkward-rear end conversation, but it's not like the dad is ever going to admit it voluntarily. Well, he knows her better than we do and can make a better guess at how she'll react to "Take a deep breath honey, I had a slut phase before I met you and one of the guys I banged was your dad", but yeah, either that or, "jeez, what the gently caress is your dad's problem", stare dad's adulterous rear end down and take that poo poo to his grave.
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Mar 12, 2019 21:59
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Please tell her you banged her dad and then tell me about what happens after
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Mar 12, 2019 22:04
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If we're going for the full disaster option, then I must reiterate my suggestion for OP to bang his gf's mother first, and then tell them. Go for the love rhombus. Really keep it in the family.
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Runcible Cat posted:Well, he knows her better than we do and can make a better guess at how she'll react to "Take a deep breath honey, I had a slut phase before I met you and one of the guys I banged was your dad", but yeah, either that or, "jeez, what the gently caress is your dad's problem", stare dad's adulterous rear end down and take that poo poo to his grave. yeah. I would hope there's no one that would react *well*, and taking it to your grave is totally a valid option. But it's a big gamble! DemoneeHo posted:If we're going for the full disaster option, then I must reiterate my suggestion for OP to bang his gf's mother first, and then tell them. Go for the love rhombus. Really keep it in the family. a true power move edit: Worst response he could get to "Take a deep breath honey, I had a slut phase before I met you and one of the guys I banged was your dad" is she says "You banged my dad? That's ok, so did I!"
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Mar 12, 2019 22:07
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Haifisch posted:Approved over $10K in CC charges at a strip club while extremely intoxicated. 1) spend $10k on seeing some titties 2) are so blackout drunk you don't remember 3) are in the kind of shady club that will happily milk of you said money 4) are in the kind of shady club that will finger print you as some kind of proof that you consented (a finger print isn't hard to get from someone that's almost unconcious???) But hey, at least he admitted he has an alcohol problem!
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That's a nuclear level argument winner right there that he should save for a special occasion. "Oh yeah!? Well I topped your dad!!"
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Mar 12, 2019 22:14
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:I met my girlfriend’s parents – and realised I once slept with her father Tell him you're gonna gently caress her mom too, go for the triple!
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PancakeTransmission posted:Imagine being so hosed up that you This situation has come up enough and the clubs seem to win every time. They must get challenged on it every time some drunk rear end in a top hat wants the VIP package that they are incredibly thorough in the "we are trying to avoid kicking this guy out but he wants what he wants" evidence collection.
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PancakeTransmission posted:2) are so blackout drunk you don't remember Ummm have you ever been to a strip club because these parts are SOP
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Smirking_Serpent posted:[OK] My puppy and I were attacked by two pitbulls. My puppy died, and I had to go to the emergency room. The owner of the dogs refuse to pay my medical bills. She should just get her attorney to get his insurance information. Forget suing him, go after that sweet sweet liability money!
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:My friend went on a Tinder date with a guy whose profile said he was 6'5". When she met him, it turns out he was 5'6". She pointed this out to him, and he got incredibly insulted and that it was "obviously a joke" that he put 6'5" on his profile. I wonder how many very brief first dates that guy went on? Being short does horrible things to men's brains. Hahaha, one time a guy's profile listed him as 'muscular'. I meet up with him, and dude had about as much muscle tone as Poppin' Fresh. When I mentioned it, he got mad too and said 'I wasn't being serious'. He then spent the entire time telling me how he once banged a woman on a subway platform and only ever got one STD in his life, I guess to try and prove to me he could still get laid despite being out of shape?
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LadyPictureShow posted:Hahaha, one time a guy's profile listed him as 'muscular'. I meet up with him, and dude had about as much muscle tone as Poppin' Fresh. When I mentioned it, he got mad too and said 'I wasn't being serious'. i once saw a girl's dating site profile where she said that no one should swipe right on her unless they were 8 feet tall and made at least 15 million dollars a year and had four cars and were an astronaut firefighter with a phd. i understood this to be a joke, because it was an obviously facetious level of exaggeration, unlike "i said i was muscular but really am not!!!! hahahahahah PRANKED"
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That was seriously dumb of her, she should have held out for an astronaut VETERINARIAN. Not risking his life all the time plus a constant supply of baby animals??? Hello duh
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LadyPictureShow posted:Hahaha, one time a guy's profile listed him as 'muscular'. I meet up with him, and dude had about as much muscle tone as Poppin' Fresh. When I mentioned it, he got mad too and said 'I wasn't being serious'. Hahaha! Man, the countless stories posted in this thread about immature idiot guys are unbelievable and confirms yet again all you need for more than adequate relationship success is be a reasonably mature dude with your life decently together and you'll be fine. 😂😂
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My felon twin sister used my passport to travel without my knowledgequote:I've wanted to post my story on here to see if anyone can help or give me any advice on what could possibly happen.
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AITA she took back her “yes”quote:My girlfriend (I guess ex girlfriend now) and I went on a cruise together and I decided to propose. I set it up at the end of a show with a photographer and everything and popped the question and she said yes! I was so elated, on cloud nine, it was like a dream. We got champagne and took pictures and then went back to the room and she dropped the ball on me— she didn’t want to actually marry me.
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HMS Beagle posted:AITA she took back her “yes” You are the rear end in a top hat. Don't propose without talking about it thoroughly first and sure as poo poo don't do a public proposal unless that is specifically what your partner wants. She should have shot you down in public to embarrass the gently caress out of you though.
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If you're a tone deaf moron who doesn't know how the hell to behave, absolutely never subjecting your partner to poo poo that happens in sitcoms and rom coms is probably a good rule to start with
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HMS Beagle posted:AITA she took back her “yes” Mm yess, so good
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Clark Nova posted:If you're a tone deaf moron who doesn't know how the hell to behave, absolutely never subjecting your partner to poo poo that happens in sitcoms and rom coms is probably a good rule to start with also, for the purposes of this sanity-test, you’re a tone deaf moron. No, you are. You are, I don’t care how slick you think you’re being or that you asked her dad and her sister. You saw it in a movie, so don’t do it. Youre not that one dude who can pull it off, idiot. You moron, you absolute Buffoon
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HMS Beagle posted:AITA she took back her “yes” quote:My girlfriend (I guess ex girlfriend now) and I went on a cruise together and I decided to propose. I'd like to highlight that this wording implies he made the decision to propose after the cruise had started. Also he doesn't mention bringing or having a ring. I think this might have been a plan days if not hours in the making.
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My favorite awkward detail is that he broke up with her while they were still on the cruise and sharing a room. Excellent decision-making skills all around.
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Doc Hawkins posted:I'd like to highlight that this wording implies he made the decision to propose after the cruise had started. Also he doesn't mention bringing or having a ring. I think this might have been a plan days if not hours in the making. Hey they got jewelry stores on the boat ...
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PostNouveau posted:Hey they got jewelry stores on the boat ... I was thinking that if he had bought one, he would have mentioned it to help his story elicit the sympathy he's looking for, but okay, maybe he just thought that buying and immediately returning an engagement ring from a cruise ship jewelry store went without saying.
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Haifisch posted:My felon twin sister used my passport to travel without my knowledge I want to correct her on saying her sister "did a full 360", but I can't help but think that'll turn out to be accidentally accurate.
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:My friend went on a Tinder date with a guy whose profile said he was 6'5". When she met him, it turns out he was 5'6". She pointed this out to him, and he got incredibly insulted and that it was "obviously a joke" that he put 6'5" on his profile. I wonder how many very brief first dates that guy went on? Being short does horrible things to men's brains. Actually, the unrealistic expectations put on men by other men does horrible things to men's brains.
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Going to a country with the death penalty for drugs is an effective way to stay clean i guess
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datajugend posted:Going to a country with the death penalty for drugs is an effective way to stay clean i guess A real "do or die" proposition.
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Dude who’s not 6’ is a cool perspective reversal of the usual “I told my partner they don’t have what I usually find physically attractive and they’re unhappy with me for some reason?” posts like the small b^bs post
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Actually, the unrealistic expectations put on men by other men does horrible things to men's brains. Yeah saying what’s his name to somebody growing up is why people become puas
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:It's hard not to be insecure in his girlfriend's shoes when she's hounded left and right by TV shows, movies, ads, books, social media, gross rude idiots, and basically all of society telling her she's inferior and not enough of a woman because she doesn't have huge bazongas. Like yeah, insecurity is slightly annoying and not particularly attractive, but I can't blame her for feeling that way... and it's also kind of her partner's job to regularly reassure her that she's beautiful and sexy etc to him. They've been going out for 3 years, so she should care about her self-esteem and mental well-being a little bit! Eh, you could use this argument in regards to guys with height/dick size. And we still make fun of them for a reason, like society has a big part to play of course, but you still have to figure stuff out and not let every insecurity ruin things
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Her partner of 3 years doesn't even want to have sex facing her!!!! because her breasts are too small for his taste. That is insane. She is not insane for feeling extremely weird because of it
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