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HMS Beagle posted:AITA For breaking up with my girlfriend for a "prank" Ha ha what a funny prank! I can't believe you seeded your boyfriend's toothbrush with a bunch of bacteria! HILARIOUS! Seriously though what the gently caress? How is that a funny prank? I could see doing that to someone you hate but then it would be for revenge and not comedy.
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Me [20 M] my Girlfriend [19 F]- How do I get her to stop calling my manhood her adorable little "Princess Isabella"? (Im serious)quote:Ok so as the title says I've been dating this girl for about two months now and we've been fairly sexually active and now she's taken to calling my manhood her adorable little "Princess Isabella". I mean yeah it's on the smaller side but it's incredibly emasculating. She always just giggles and makes stupid noises at it that you'd make to a baby. I guess I'd just be embarrassed to straight up tell her it bugs me because I dont want her to think things easily get to me. I know the obvious answer is to just tell her it bothers me but.. any other suggestions?
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Mar 19, 2019 04:40
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Me [20 M] my Girlfriend [19 F]- How do I get her to stop calling my manhood her adorable little "Princess Isabella"? (Im serious) Wow she really nailed it with that name.
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Mar 19, 2019 04:43
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HMS Beagle posted:AITA For breaking up with my girlfriend for a "prank" Wow this is really really gross.
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Mar 19, 2019 04:43
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HMS Beagle posted:Wow she really nailed it with that name. ...because princesses are weak?
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Mar 19, 2019 04:46
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Pirate Radar posted:...because princesses are weak? because they are asleep until you kiss them
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Mar 19, 2019 04:52
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Not sure you really need the spoilers on this one, you already know what is under there. Me [24F] with my boyfriend [41M] of a year, I found out I'm the other woman. quote:I have been with my boyfriend Sam for a year now. We started as FWB, then suddenly ended up exclusive and "I love you".
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Mar 19, 2019 04:54
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Xik posted:because they are asleep until you kiss them Dude makes it sound like he’s getting zero boners from this treatment
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Mar 19, 2019 04:58
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lol a 9 year old getting high as gently caress on edibles and handling it like a champ is great
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Mar 19, 2019 05:00
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:We were never going to be "public" with our relationship, never going to marry or meet family, Let me guess, brain surgeon? Police detective?
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Mar 19, 2019 05:00
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Brain detective. Definitely.
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Mar 19, 2019 05:45
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Coming soon on Netflix.
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Mar 19, 2019 05:51
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AITA for telling my (29/M) brother (32/M) to mind his own business?quote:So, to preface this let me just say that me and my brother have always been very close and he's always looked out for me which I greatly appreciate, but we just had a big fight due to my girlfriend (29/F) Nicole. I was telling my brother that nicole and I recently started doing the whole open relationship thing, and I admitted to him that I wasn't okay with it at all that I actually hated it but I am just putting up with it because I love her. My brother immediately started telling me that I'm weak, have no respect for myself and that I should tell her the truth.  Another successful open relationship story.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:02
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Why do they keep agreeing to open it up it if they don't want to? Why do these people never break it off?! Why increase human suffering this way.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:09
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Me [20 M] my Girlfriend [19 F]- How do I get her to stop calling my manhood her adorable little "Princess Isabella"? (Im serious) Isnt this literally the plot to a romcom? Like possibly How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? I swear to god this exact thing has been used and the most maddening part isnt that I think OP is ripping it off for their post but that there is a woman who is ripping it off to humiliate her boyfriend.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:09
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Turtlicious posted:Why do they keep agreeing to open it up it if they don't want to? Why do these people never break it off?! Why increase human suffering this way. it's right there in what he said, he does not believe he will be able to enter another relationship easily if this one ends. whether or not that's true, he is cowed by that fear into tolerating something he really doesn't want. when all you've known is being in a relationship for years, the idea of losing that can be scary, even if it's for the best. this fear is part of what drives people to remain in all kinds of toxic and abusive relationships.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:16
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The Ol Spicy Keychain posted:AITA for telling my (29/M) brother (32/M) to mind his own business? Literally a Bill Withers song. My brother sit me right down and he talked to me He told me that I ought not to let you just walk on me And I'm sure he meant well yeah but when our talk was through I said brother if you only knew you'd wish that you were in my shoes You just keep on using me until you use me up Until you use me up
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Mar 19, 2019 06:17
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No I'm mad at the person who wants to open up the relationship when the other party isn't ok with it. If you want an open relationship you ask for it, than you break it off if it's a no. If he's obviously upset than he can't really handle the open relationship, and the onus is on the person who DOES want it to do the right thing :\
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Mar 19, 2019 06:18
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Bringing this back up because lolM.C. McMic posted:Niece: Auntie, I can't hear the movie! Can you turn up the volume?! Auntie?! I'm gonna say this kid is a snoop but the aunt should at least do a cursory look around their spinster pad and make sure there's nothing the kid can eat that they shouldn't. And come on guys, there's heaps of alcoholic drinks that a kid could drink if nobody stopped them, eg all the Vodka Cruisers which are bright and colourful and come in bottles that could be soft drinks.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:38
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Yeah, my girlfriend is a nanny and the 4 year old she takes care of can choose a Netflix TV show/movie on his own and adjust the volume, so uh, implying that a 9 year old kid in today's world is unable to figure out a remote and needs an adult is laughable. Kids will be stupid kids and I'm not exactly blaming anyone in this situation, but her niece totally decided to snoop around and found the weed gummies, yup. No way the situation happened because she was looking for her aunt and happened to stumble upon some candy.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:49
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Turtlicious posted:Why do they keep agreeing to open it up it if they don't want to? Why do these people never break it off?! Why increase human suffering this way. He explained why: he's unattractive and figures that having a girlfriend who cheats on him is better than having no girlfriend Turtlicious posted:No I'm mad at the person who wants to open up the relationship when the other party isn't ok with it. If you want an open relationship you ask for it, than you break it off if it's a no. If he's obviously upset than he can't really handle the open relationship, and the onus is on the person who DOES want it to do the right thing :\ Apparently he's not obviously upset, he opened up to the brother but apparently hasn't told her that he's not cool with it
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Mar 19, 2019 07:03
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1) A nine year old is old enough to know not to go snooping through someone's bedroom and she can entertain herself without her aunt's supervision 2) A nine year old is also dumb and curious enough to snoop anyway 3) A nine year old is old enough to know not to eat her relative's candy without permission 4) A nine year old is also dumb and curious enough to do it anyway 5) The nine year old has learned a lesson about eating candy without permission and the aunt has learned something about sticking her weed in a drawer out of sight when company is over. Everyone learned a valuable lesson here, it's almost like an episode of South Park.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:05
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The aunt proved she was an idiot by not only leaving drugs out for a 9 year old to eat, but also for keeping them on a dresser in her bedroom when she lives alone (wtf why?) and then telling everyone all about how the niece ate all of her drug candy
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Mar 19, 2019 07:07
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I love when some story causes super hot takes and giant assumptions as to the situation from everyone in the thread for a full twelve hours and five pages. How about some circumcision? My (23F) brother (27M) has anger issues and it's ruining my family. quote:My brother has always been very short tempered. Growing up, my sister, other brother and parents would oftentimes have to "escape" the house for a period of time when my brother went on a rampage. Last Christmas was a nightmare! My brother got mad at my parents for having him circumcised as a baby and my sister (who is a PA), tried to explain to him that circumcision is the best medical practice but my brother only got mad at her for saying this and tried to compare circumcision to female genital mutilation. I don't think the topic of this argument was really what he was so upset about. I think he needs to get therapy for his anger issues and possibly depression. He is the only one in my family that did not go to college and he often gets mad when we talk about academia. He just lost his job because he was not willing to relocate to the company's new location and I think he is not satisfied with his life at all right now. I honestly feel bad for him but I can't talk to him or be friends with him because he doesn't know how to talk about feelings without getting angry. My sister and I are truly scared of him because of his violent outbursts that have caused us so much heartache and stress. My parents probably won't admit it but I think that they are scared of him too and that is why they don't ask him to get professional help for his issues.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:08
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I've been posting these stories for a long time, and the one constant is that you have absolutely no idea what will resonate with goons. I can't count the number of times I've found something that looks like a surefire hit, and yet people ignore "help my bipolar GF wants to open our relationship to include the ringmaster at her traveling circus workplace" to argue about pickles or lampshade colors or what have you. It's a mystery!
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Mar 19, 2019 07:31
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The Ol Spicy Keychain posted:AITA for telling my (29/M) brother (32/M) to mind his own business? If we could safely combine pete with this anti-pete we'd have a reaction big enough to power warp drives
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Mar 19, 2019 07:36
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Midnight Voyager posted:I love when some story causes super hot takes and giant assumptions as to the situation from everyone in the thread for a full twelve hours and five pages. are you trying to start a circumcision derail in the midst of a weed candy derail?
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Mar 19, 2019 07:38
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AITA for leaving a penny as tip to the restaurant server for being overly political?quote:A group of my friends and I went out for brunch yesterday after a St Patrick’s day event. There were 7 of us and we had a server who was not shy about sharing his ultra right wing views about immigrants. Always tip your waiter but also always charge them a fee if they make you listen to their inane political ramblings when you repeatedly ask them to stop
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Mar 19, 2019 07:38
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I've been posting these stories for a long time, and the one constant is that you have absolutely no idea what will resonate with goons. I can't count the number of times I've found something that looks like a surefire hit, and yet people ignore "help my bipolar GF wants to open our relationship to include the ringmaster at her traveling circus workplace" to argue about pickles or lampshade colors or what have you. It's a mystery! I think sometimes the variable factor is reading comprehension, like with weed aunt where some number of the 200 posts about it were fueled by people needing an MSPaint diagram of her furniture to figure out where the weed gummies were
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Mar 19, 2019 07:42
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I know we get some real whoppers in here but on what planet does a server start going "YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS? MEXICANS." to the customers wouldnt the kitchen staff kick his rear end
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Mar 19, 2019 07:42
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Everyone comparing the gummies to alcoholic beverages is being so dumb. The thc gummies actually taste good and sweet, with only a hint of that skunk taste (compared to other edibles, which have a more obvious taste). Alcoholic stuff, even sweet things like wine coolers, are absolutely not appealing tasting/smelling to kids. It's like people forget their first beer/shot and how terrible it tasted, it's an aquired taste over time
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Mar 19, 2019 07:42
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Mar 19, 2019 07:48
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all the weed edibles ive ever had tasted and smelled like weed. like sugar helps but they still taste very much like bong resin with a splash of pineapple.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:50
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WIBTA if I asked my new bf not to wear his mother's ashes around his neck during sex? New relationship. 2 weeks in. All the cuddles & long phone calls & romance one can enjoy. We had sex for the 1st time last night and I kept being distracted by the small vile hanging from his neck containing his creamated mother's ashes. I don't like it, but he told me he "always" wears it. Idk if I should bring it up or not. WIBTA if I asked him to take it of occasionally, including during sex?
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Mar 19, 2019 07:50
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This might be a bit late but the stoner aunt leaving edibles out when she knew she had a kid over is on her, especially since they look like candy. Hide your dope, woman. But, the kid is also a little turd for snooping when the aunt left her alone. I was allowed to be home alone at 9, so the babysitting thing is a little odd to me. However, kid clearly goes through poo poo so that could be why her mother didn't allow her to be alone. I also knew what weed was at age 9 but that's all from D.A.R.E programs I was dumped into in my first school year in the states. Do weed-legal states still try to promote the "Just Say No" type stuff or is the drug education not focused on weed as much? Just curious. Not saying the kid in this story ate it on purpose for a buzz but she's got her own part in this scenario to be held accountable for when it comes to boundaries of personal property. Same with stoner aunt that spaced on hiding her stash. The other post about Rolling Stones dude is bizarre. I'm trying to think of a "make a dead man cum" joke but my brain is cabbage. Ah well.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:50
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AITA: My roommate left the door open on accident and cat got out and died. We want her to move out when the lease is up for renewal. So, this is the third time my roommate has left the door open to the house when leaving. The first time my girlfriend and I were understanding and asked her to be more considerate. The second time it happened was a week later, I didn’t tell my girlfriend about it because I knew she would be furious. So I text her and told her I was really upset with her over the issue. All this leading up to her once again leaving the door open. This time though our cat vanelope got out on a cold night and got lost. We spent 6 days looking for her, hanging up posters and asking neighbors if they had seen her. Finally a neighbor found her and told us to come pick her up and that she was hurt pretty badly. 4 days at the emergency vets and $1600 later she passed away. At no time did the roommate in question express any real sympathy or apologize for what she had done. We have cut her out of our lives as much as possible. It’s hard to see her and not want to scream at the top of my lungs. This all happened 3 months ago so her window to make amends has shut in my eyes. So am I a dick for wanting her to leave? TL:DL: roommate let our cat out and she died, am I the rear end in a top hat for shunning her and wanting her to move out?
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Mar 19, 2019 07:52
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for leaving a penny as tip to the restaurant server for being overly political? This seems so weird. I’d love to know what state this is in because I’ve never seen a sever do anything remotely like that. Maybe small chit chat but I dunno. Weird.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:52
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AITA for wanting to bring another girl with my girlfriend and me to prom? My girlfriend (18 F) and I (17 M) have been dating for close to a year now. With prom coming up soon, we sat down to talk about our plans. Well, at work the other day, the subject of prom came up at work too. I started to talk to my friend (20 F) about it. It turns out that she never got to go to her prom because she was in the hospital. Well, this friend is pretty important to me. When I started my job almost a year and a half ago, I lacked almost any social skills. This friend was the first person to really talk to me and treat me like a friend. She helped me through one of the most trying times of my life, as I also had severe social anxiety prior to starting this job. While my friend probably doesn't know this, my progress to having the social skills I do now is largely in part to her. I see this as an opportunity to give back to her for helping me. My girlfriend is opposed to me wanting to take her with us because she says that this should be our special night, and she wants me to herself. I hold the position that I want to take her due to the aforementioned reasons. So what do you guys think? AITA? Edit: We worked things out. She'll be going with a mutual friend. Thank you all for the suggestions.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:53
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA: My roommate left the door open on accident and cat got out and died. We want her to move out when the lease is up for renewal. drat double posts. Even forgetting about the cat dying (which sucks bad) leaving the loving door open at all is enough of a reason to kick her dumb rear end out. Who does that??
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for leaving a penny as tip to the restaurant server for being overly political? Yes you are the rear end in a top hat. You shouldn't have left that penny.
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