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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

do whatever you want with your body but don't tell me I'm not free to judge you for your decisions.

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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

yup. it's their choice. they made a stupid one, or not, it's not our place to pretend we can suddenly moralize this abortion if all of the others are okay.

Sounds like you have trouble with nuance TBH.

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

A clump of cells is not a baby.

Also more girls in the world is a good thing, since apparently China and India have skewed it towards men this past generation or so.

Dazerbeams fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Mar 20, 2019

Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

SciFiDownBeat posted:

:kimchi:

Can't believe everyone just skipped over this one

A palette cleanser is always nice in here.

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Elephant Ambush posted:

I always love the ones where the title obviously makes them the rear end in a top hat but then it gets turned around and they're the hero

Unapologetic bullies aren't heroes you dickhole.
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Yeah, it's always really irritating when goons (and internet nerds in general) get super weird about "lesser" nerds like this. It's like a self hating thing

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Are you defending anime?

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Not enough discussion of the woman’s foot going into some bathhouse guys rear end

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Tetramin posted:

Not enough discussion of the woman’s foot going into some bathhouse guys rear end

Yeah, tell her to trim her god drat toenails next time!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Yeah that was probably the most hilarious story I've heard so far.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Leon Einstein posted:

Are you defending anime?

All anime is bad but the little brother didnt turn out to be a pedophile as far as we know so the bullying was morally wrong.

Dazerbeams posted:

A clump of cells is not a baby.

Also more girls in the world is a good thing, since apparently China and India have skewed it towards men this past generation or so.

Wont someone think of the men who need wives?????????????????

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Miserable Maid posted:

Unapologetic bullies aren't heroes you dickhole.

Yeah, it's always really irritating when goons (and internet nerds in general) get super weird about "lesser" nerds like this. It's like a self hating thing

It’s the same exact thing as “former” fat people laying down the most vitriol and hate in those fat people threads.

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009

value-brand cereal posted:

Wont someone think of the men who need wives?????????????????

This thread has proven that men don’t deserve wives.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Tetramin posted:

Not enough discussion of the woman’s foot going into some bathhouse guys rear end

Maybe I missed it, but where was it established it was a woman?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Tetramin posted:

Not enough discussion of the woman’s foot going into some bathhouse guys rear end

Paging Toys For rear end Bum into the thread to explain the logistics of inserting an unaware stranger's foot into your rear end through a glory hole

Edit: cumshitter's feedback also invaluable, but TFAB is the forum's preeminent anal athlete and I would love his take on this

Antivehicular fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Mar 20, 2019

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
If you can go from 0 to "half your foot is in my rear end" just like that then you're likely gonna be porno star clean down there anyway.

Beachcomber posted:

Maybe I missed it, but where was it established it was a woman?

Yeah, she was the janitor at the gay men's bath house.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
That story sounds like bullshit. There's no way you're getting a foot inside of an rear end in a top hat without extreme effort. It's not really the sort of thing where you realize "oops, my foot is in an rear end!"

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

I tend to think that what someone did as a teen in grade school might not be something you want to hold against them a decade later as an adult. If the younger brother needs the catharsis of yelling at his brother and releasing some pent up rage, go for it and then let it fall into the past.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

cumshitter posted:

Yeah, she was the janitor at the gay men's bath house.

Except that's not true at all?

There's nothing in the post that indicates gender and it makes very little sense to assume it's a woman.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

spacetoaster posted:

I tend to think that what someone did as a teen in grade school might not be something you want to hold against them a decade later as an adult. If the younger brother needs the catharsis of yelling at his brother and releasing some pent up rage, go for it and then let it fall into the past.

I'd agree if the older brother was a bit more remorseful over his past behavior, but it sounds like he's being unrepentant and is completely oblivious to the idea that while he describes it as "a bit of bullying" his brother may not remember it so lightly.

I'd hazard a guess that what bullying he admitted to is just the tip of a much, much larger iceberg.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay

Beachcomber posted:

Except that's not true at all?

There's nothing in the post that indicates gender and it makes very little sense to assume it's a woman.

Do straight bathhouses exist though.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Geoj posted:

I'd agree if the older brother was a bit more remorseful over his past behavior, but it sounds like he's being unrepentant and is completely oblivious to the idea that while he describes it as "a bit of bullying" his brother may not remember it so lightly.

I'd hazard a guess that what bullying he admitted to is just the tip of a much, much larger iceberg.

Yeah, my first thought is that this is the flip side of every unfunny/sad "my older sibling tormented me for years and I want to cut them off" post we see in here and that this dude is definitely underplaying it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


big dyke energy posted:

Do straight bathhouses exist though.

Yes, but with glory holes? I doubt it.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Beachcomber posted:

Except that's not true at all?

There's nothing in the post that indicates gender and it makes very little sense to assume it's a woman.

Ok smart guy, you’re right. A woman can never get close to climax

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

big dyke energy posted:

Do straight bathhouses exist though.

It turns out "A place women can go where they can find men willing to gently caress them" is already a market served by every private and public space in existence.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Dazerbeams posted:

For the record, is anyone accusing the mom of being sexist for wanting girls instead of boys?

I'd normally go for one of each, but with twins in the mix I'd go with one set. Would you want your kids to find out they each had a twin that wasn't chosen ?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

big dyke energy posted:

Do straight bathhouses exist though.

Korean spas are kinda like that. Lots of naked people walking around. They are segregated by sex though.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I thought everyone ignored the foot thing because it was an obvious stdh fetish post. Sex selective aborted fetuses on the other hand....

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

mllaneza posted:

I'd normally go for one of each, but with twins in the mix I'd go with one set. Would you want your kids to find out they each had a twin that wasn't chosen ?

"But. . . . We can see them just fine. They're right here. Watching you." spoken in unison as their eyes go black.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

big dyke energy posted:

Do straight bathhouses exist though.

I've never heard the term "bath house" used in the modern era in a context other than "establishment specifically catering to men seeking casual sex with other men."

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Tetramin posted:

Not enough discussion of the woman’s foot going into some bathhouse guys rear end

Tell me about bathhouses

lowly abject turd
Mar 23, 2009

Geoj posted:

I've never heard the term "bath house" used in the modern era in a context other than "establishment specifically catering to men seeking casual sex with other men."

they are a thing in northern europe and parts of asia; there always seems to be a handful of russian style bath houses in most major cities i've been to

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Serephina posted:

I'm not sure how these people are getting into the unit itself, whouldn't you need a physical key, as the code only gets you into common areas? If you have an issue with strangers entering your house, then you change the drat locks. If a code can get you into your bedroom, then change the drat code. But nope,

It's not the issue, it's the SOLUTION you ninny.


Hahaha, you don't understand. NONE OF THESE SOLUTIONS WILL WORK, he just has to keep letting people in until one day he has to "stand his ground"

Jesus, that sounds like a pain in the rear end but:
1. He knows who is doing it - the guy that used to be in the airbnb condo downstairs
2. He knows what website is showing the listings - airBnb
3. He can change his door code
4. He can get the condo to change their maintenance front door code
5. If/when airBnb refuses to do anything he can sue them

But that wouldn't make for an exciting reddit post, I guess

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
So, like, what's so special about the Asian and Russian gay bath houses? When you go there they put a meter instead of a foot up your rear end or something?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
AITA for freaking out and telling my one night stand (girl) to leave?
So I (23M) have only ever had sex ONCE before. It was through a one night stand and it was fairly vanilla sex. Also, I rarely watched porn or anything so I'm not really sure about the different sexual positions beyond the obvious ones (69, missionary, doggy, etc).

Anxiety issues is the main reason I haven't had as much sex as I want.

So while I was out at a nightclub I saw this girl I knew from university. She's also same age as me. I think she is loving smoking, not gonna lie. I really think she was good looking and I was surprised she was really flirty when I saw her. She was grinding all over me and then we started kissing and I brought her back to mine.

So I figure okay, gonna have sex. We start kissing, then undressing as we're making out, then out of nowhere she sort of 'jumps' onto my face and starts riding my face with her pussy. What the gently caress?? My mind started racing. ''Is this what happens in sex??? Is this normal??''

She starts grinding my face with her pussy and I'm in shock, wtf kind of sex is this?? I started to sweat and the taste is weird and I just sort of throw her off to the side and freak out and hyperventilating.

So I just tell her while I'm stuttering ''You need to leave'' and she looks confused but gets dressed and leaves. Now I'm very confused about this my friends said it was a bit douchey, AITA?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
It's also possible that the people who got in to the apartment did so because his front door wasn't locked. Not that airbnb are likely to be much help but contacting them should be well up on the list of ways to get this stopped / give you evidence to help your eventual lawsuit against them.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
69, missionary, doggy, etc

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe

Power Khan posted:

AITA for freaking out and telling my one night stand (girl) to leave?

Is he A) Vicitm of sexual assault, B) a close minded rear end in a top hat or C) gaaaaaaaaaay

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Power Khan posted:

AITA for freaking out and telling my one night stand (girl) to leave?
So I (23M) have only ever had sex ONCE before. It was through a one night stand and it was fairly vanilla sex. Also, I rarely watched porn or anything so I'm not really sure about the different sexual positions beyond the obvious ones (69, missionary, doggy, etc).

Anxiety issues is the main reason I haven't had as much sex as I want.

So while I was out at a nightclub I saw this girl I knew from university. She's also same age as me. I think she is loving smoking, not gonna lie. I really think she was good looking and I was surprised she was really flirty when I saw her. She was grinding all over me and then we started kissing and I brought her back to mine.

So I figure okay, gonna have sex. We start kissing, then undressing as we're making out, then out of nowhere she sort of 'jumps' onto my face and starts riding my face with her pussy. What the gently caress?? My mind started racing. ''Is this what happens in sex??? Is this normal??''

She starts grinding my face with her pussy and I'm in shock, wtf kind of sex is this?? I started to sweat and the taste is weird and I just sort of throw her off to the side and freak out and hyperventilating.

So I just tell her while I'm stuttering ''You need to leave'' and she looks confused but gets dressed and leaves. Now I'm very confused about this my friends said it was a bit douchey, AITA?

Yes. Yes this is the good stuff right here.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Power Khan posted:

AITA for freaking out and telling my one night stand (girl) to leave?

That counts as negative sex soz OP you are a virgin again

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Mameluke posted:

That counts as negative sex soz OP you are a virgin again

do not be fooled by him knowing all the sex words - he was already a virgin :ssh:

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