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A slice of sharp cheddar on apple pie is good too.
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# ? May 14, 2024 21:25 |
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"Sorry for the mess" I said, escorting my newest poly catch into my solo bedroom. "My wife has been in, looks like she's gotten into my shreddies again." My date pursed her lip; my heart skipped a beat as I took in the look of concern that flashed across her beautiful, ample face. Her Fetlife photos had not done justice to her Reubenesque features; I silently cursed my wife's dairy list for putting my tryst with this moon-faced angel at risk. "Are you sure this is.... how we do this?" she asked. "Won't she hear?" "Don't worry. Don't worry..." I quickly brushed the stringy queso crumbs off of the bed, tossing the empty bag into the recycling bin I kept at the foot of the bed. My sweet queso fresco sat down readily, relieving legs weary from the basement stairs. "She is fine with it, and besides she'll be asleep for another 13 hours." I opened up the smart home app on my phone; the lights of the Cheese Cave dimmed to a romantic annatto hue. "Now, are you ready... to fondue it?"
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:10 |
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Thanks, I hate it.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:12 |
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CheesyDog posted:"Sorry for the mess" I said, escorting my newest poly catch into my solo bedroom. "My wife has been in, looks like she's gotten into my shreddies again."
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:13 |
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CheesyDog posted:"Sorry for the mess" I said, escorting my newest poly catch into my solo bedroom. "My wife has been in, looks like she's gotten into my shreddies again." Not my shreddies!
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:14 |
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Leon Einstein posted:A slice of sharp cheddar on apple pie is good too. Hell yeah
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:14 |
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:27 |
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Your girlfriend owns and you should break up with her so she can be free
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:43 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Comments seem to be arguing a lot over whether he should have asked first since the military has their own etiquette over these things and it's usually considered presumptuous to wear your military formals to a civilian wedding without permission (can be getting a bit 'thank me for my service' and all, or in the worst cases upstaging the bride/groom in the same way as a guest wearing white), but it's still probably an overreaction given Marines formalwear is apparently quite nice and as said, chances are it's the nicest clothes he owns. Genuine question: What's the etiquette on coating yourself with medals when using your military formals for a wedding?
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:46 |
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CheesyDog posted:"Sorry for the mess" I said, escorting my newest poly catch into my solo bedroom. "My wife has been in, looks like she's gotten into my shreddies again." This thread is so gouda
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:48 |
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I (20F) am growing increasingly uncomfortable with a friend(23M) asking to film a documentary about me.quote:I run a dance school that helps youth in the community overcome mental illnesses and puts them into a community that they can make friends with. Anyway, was reached out to by a film student (who we did a design course last year together) who wanted to do a documentary on what sounded like the work I do etc. thinking it would be a cool thing to gather some more attention, I was like, sure! Agreed informally about two months ago and was hoping it’d be like two days of filming/commitment maximum. This is the start of a "found-footage" horror/thriller film, except from the perspective of the creepy stalker.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:51 |
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number 1 snake fan posted:Your girlfriend owns and you should break up with her so she can be free After getting a round of strawberry lemonade.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:51 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:Genuine question: What's the etiquette on coating yourself with medals when using your military formals for a wedding? Super difficult. Each medal can also be represented with a ribbon. I've never put my actual medals on my uniform because you never get them to actually hang straight/not flop around/etc. There's also several devices that might look like medals, but are actually secured in a much better way. Also, if the dude is young, or hasn't been in a while, he isn't going to have a chest full of medals.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:52 |
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A while back there was "aita for not letting a guy in uniform have my window seat on the airplane" and all the military people responding were like "lol no the only time you might actually need to fly in uniform is if you're straight out of boot camp, so either he's brand new and has done nothing worthy of recognition, or he's doing it on purpose to get special treatment"
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 17:53 |
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Sagebrush posted:A while back there was "aita for not letting a guy in uniform have my window seat on the airplane" and all the military people responding were like "lol no the only time you might actually need to fly in uniform is if you're straight out of boot camp, so either he's brand new and has done nothing worthy of recognition, or he's doing it on purpose to get special treatment" STOLEN VALOR! STOLEN VALOR!!!!
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:00 |
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spacetoaster posted:When I was a kid a friend's dad introduced me to coffee cheese.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:10 |
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people put butter in coffee, cheese isn't a million miles away from butter
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:12 |
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My F(28) boyfriend M(30) loses his erection when he’s sweaty, how common is his issue?quote:My boyfriend M(30) I’ve F(28) loses his erection when he gets too sweaty and heated. He doesn’t last very long. He apologized to me for needing to stop and explained it happens every time he’s really sweaty. Then when his body overheats he gets eczema ALL over, he becomes red and itchy and sweaty and then he has to go shower and then he has to put lotion on the eczema and then we can’t go again for awhile because his skin is burning. Problem is, this cycle happens every time
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:12 |
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spacetoaster posted:Super difficult. Each medal can also be represented with a ribbon. Especially if it’s USMC, unless the guy deployed yet he probably only has two or three at most.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:13 |
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Sagebrush posted:A while back there was "aita for not letting a guy in uniform have my window seat on the airplane" and all the military people responding were like "lol no the only time you might actually need to fly in uniform is if you're straight out of boot camp, so either he's brand new and has done nothing worthy of recognition, or he's doing it on purpose to get special treatment" There was also another getting kicked put of a wedding in uniform thread, but that guy wasn't and never have been in the military.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:14 |
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ONLY TWO THINGS EVER DIED FOR YOU, JESUS AND THE AMERICAN SOLDIER!* *Actual sticker on a truck. I can't even articulate how much this attitude bothers me.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:17 |
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Leon Einstein posted:ONLY TWO THINGS EVER DIED FOR YOU, JESUS AND THE AMERICAN SOLDIER!* I respect any American soldier who actually died for me (hard line at September 2, 1945)
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:21 |
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Midnight Voyager posted:Genuine question: What's the etiquette on coating yourself with medals when using your military formals for a wedding? It usually doesn't matter because they mostly attend weddings via predator drone strike
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:22 |
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My (33F) husband (33M) hired a dominatrix online to meet up while he was "blackout". I found out before it actually happened. He claims he would "never do that" & that he's someone else when he blacks out, am I wrong to hold him accountable despite addiction issues?quote:Lots of history here but I'll try to summarize: I hate you both and you both need rehab. The rare story where the dominatrix is the sane one. Edit: Oh wow, the husband showed up. quote:Husband here: It is indeed true. It's a complicated topic, but essentially some people's neurotransmitters shift around the brain faster than others, additionally some people's background processes, the stuff that makes you get songs stuck in your head, or the part of your brain that is solving math problem in your sleeps, is much more hyperactive than others. Xenocides fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Mar 22, 2019 |
# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:26 |
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CheesyDog posted:"Sorry for the mess" I said, escorting my newest poly catch into my solo bedroom. "My wife has been in, looks like she's gotten into my shreddies again."
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:26 |
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Stolen valor. Any way to verify?quote:
Just as a general rule ask them when they joined, and when they got out. Then just see if their stories make sense based on the amount of time they were in. A guy got busted at my stepdad's work for saying he was an airborne ranger green beret who deployed to afghanistan. But also said he had only been in 2 years (not enough time to do all that poo poo).
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:27 |
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Most liars tend to be entry level sep guys in my experience.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:32 |
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spacetoaster posted:Stolen valor. Any way to verify? The best way to figure out Stolen Valor is to invite them out with other people who you know where actually in. They'll either smell bullshit immediately or be like this dude is legit.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:42 |
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Not sure if it's more lame to be in the army or to lie about being in the army
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:48 |
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Rubellavator posted:Not sure if it's more lame to be in the army or to lie about being in the army It's pretty lame to be in. *Stares wistfully at calendar over desk*
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:52 |
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FAUXTON posted:Yeah if you're 2 yrs old and want to look like the Michelin man You give the toddler like a half-cup as part of a snack not the whole bag
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 18:58 |
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A mini fridge in the bedroom is probably seen as a benefit in poly communities, they see that it's full of cheese and think "oh they're just like me"
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 19:04 |
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Another military story: BF's (27M) mom (58F) is absolutely obsessed with him being in the military and it's driving me (26F) insane quote:TLDR: Bf’s mom knows how badly the military treated me and won’t stop sharing pro-army propagranda on my fb page and talking about how amazing he is and I am at my wit’s end.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 19:15 |
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r/relationshipsRelationships I [28F] have this newfound aggression towards my SO [m/31] of 1 year because he eats off-brand cheese doodles? u/creed_is_life quote:Hey reddit,
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 19:21 |
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CheesyDog posted:r/relationshipsRelationships lol I like the implication that they were having sex while eating subway sandwiches
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 19:27 |
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That one is not even trying to be believable.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 19:28 |
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Xenocides posted:shtty people protect each other. This is the thing that has shocked me so much about adult life. Your lovely boss who cheats on his wife and does other un-ethical bullshit? Guess who's going to get promoted/taken care of/etc at work. People just like him. And the cycle continues. And it's all over the place. That tech company manager who is shocked SHOCKED that some horrible poo poo was going on with the managers he hired/hung out with? He's pretending and will take care of those guys on the back end when the publicity dies down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XXE_gjje7A
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 19:29 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:My [24F] boyfriend [25M] of 7 months carries his gun whenever we go out. I hope she breaks up with her dangerously stupid boyfriend and files a police report ASAP because he's too dumb to live and brandished his firearm for literally no reason. I hate Americans and their sheer carelessness with deadly weapons.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 19:30 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not punishing my daughter the way my boyfriend would have liked? Just murder him. Anyone who feels hurt by a 4 year old kid's innocent comments to the point of forcing a pregnant woman and said 4 year old to walk home in snowy/icy conditions deserves to die immediately. gently caress. This story makes me so mad.
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# ? Mar 22, 2019 19:34 |
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CheesyDog posted:r/relationshipsRelationships Cheesebag lady needs to leave clean cheese guy and hook up with cheeto finger guy.
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