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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:He said "Lol", what else do you want? Actually, he said Lola.
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areyoucontagious posted:Pretend I posted a long, loud parade of red flags complete with floats and the blue angels Santa's at the end holding a banner that says "your friend is loving nuts" PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 29, 2019 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Actually, he said Lola. They were drinking champagne and it tasted just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola wow the lyrics to that song have NOT aged well
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 18:19 |
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Her friend is insane and that whole conversation and her retelling of it is infuriating to read.
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 18:26 |
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Too bad the wife can't talk about this with her comedian husband.
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 18:32 |
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Yeah there's something really weird about the OP's retelling of the story. The way she describes the husband's reaction just doesn't read as the real story.Dazerbeams posted:Too bad the wife can't talk about this with her comedian husband. lol
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 18:39 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I got embarrassingly far through that before realizing he was asking how to get back with his ex after nobly whitefanging her. https://youtu.be/VLBM8bEcnYc
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 18:43 |
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It's clogged toilet week on reddit I hosted my (M46) brother (M48) and sister (F51) in law in my house. They were terrible guests, were disrespectful and broke our 1 rule, not to use our toilet. After their daughter clogged my en suite toilet flushing pads I asked them to leave. Now they’ve pitied our family against us and want money quote:My wife’s sister , her husband and two teenage daughters came over to stay with us for a few weeks while they’re renovating their house.
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 18:55 |
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Her unwillingness to just say "no I'm not ok with it" after the 2nd or 3rd time Lola asks instead of continuing the circular argument probably reflects why Lola thinks this is ok. OP thinks not giving explicit permission and passive aggressive responses makes her not a doormat, but she's wrong. That's why it reads weird. The tone is "I shut my friend down for hitting on my husband, just really embarrassed her did I go to far?" but the content is "I told my friend to just go ahead and hit on my husband and stop bothering me about it, I think my husband kind of told her no and she sulked a bit." Peaceful Anarchy fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Mar 29, 2019 |
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Why the gently caress wouldn't you flush your poo poo? Why would you just leave it floating there? Who does that? You're not supposed to flush pads either, jeez. What's wrong with these people and why don't they know how to use a toilet?
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Her unwillingness to just say "no I'm not ok with it" after the 2nd or 3rd time Lola asks instead of continuing the circular argument probably reflects why Lola thinks this is ok. OP thinks not giving explicit permission and passive aggressive responses makes her not a doormat, but she's wrong. A “go gently caress yourself Lola, stay away from my husband” would work wonders here.
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 19:13 |
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what in the world is wrong with these people who keep stopping their partners from cutting off content with loving human lampreys because they "might regret it in the future"? What scenario ends with someone going "o, woe is me, if only Aunt Blumpkin was still here to clog my toilet right now!"
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caterpillaropera posted:I (32F) think that my friend (30F) has a crush on my husband (32F) despite her telling me she doesn’t. What happened at my birthday party last night feels as if it’s gone too far? Man that was a whole lot of dumb poo poo that she led off with that had nothing to do with her thesis but drat if she didn't come through eventually! tactlessbastard fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Mar 29, 2019 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Her unwillingness to just say "no I'm not ok with it" after the 2nd or 3rd time Lola asks instead of continuing the circular argument probably reflects why Lola thinks this is ok. OP thinks not giving explicit permission and passive aggressive responses makes her not a doormat, but she's wrong. As I was reading that post I kept getting more and more annoyed until I kinda wanted the story to end with her getting cheated on and this perfectly explains why. The number of times she told us about her telling Lola that Steve was tired and her tire would be fine was maddening.
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DemoneeHo posted:It's clogged toilet week on reddit Despite the entire family rallying behind the Cloggers, not a single one of them offered to put them up so they're forced to stay at a hotel. Kinda telling.
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:
I guess even the most boring people in the world can get up to no good (the tire is fine)
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:Why the gently caress wouldn't you flush your poo poo? Why would you just leave it floating there? Who does that? You're not supposed to flush pads either, jeez. What's wrong with these people and why don't they know how to use a toilet? To mark my territory and prevent other males from trying to encroach on my men.
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areyoucontagious posted:Pretend I posted a long, loud parade of red flags complete with floats and the blue angels
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:As I was reading that post I kept getting more and more annoyed until I kinda wanted the story to end with her getting cheated on and this perfectly explains why. At least she didn't pull her hair back like girls do in a pony tail except she didn't put it into a pony tail, and mom made us go in the pool.
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 19:22 |
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When I read the title I thought I was going to be against some weird super-territorial home owner who doesn't want guests using anything but their poorly kept pleb toilet. Not flushing shits? Trying to flush pads?! Those are crimes against both bathrooms and plumbing, the family should be banned from living anywhere with plumbing and forced to live int he woods like the animals they are.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for wanting him to keep his furry in check? Wanting to wear the fursuit you fornicated (furnicated?) in out in public, lmao
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 19:28 |
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/r/relationships: The tire is fine
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Dazerbeams posted:Despite the entire family rallying behind the Cloggers, not a single one of them offered to put them up so they're forced to stay at a hotel. Kinda telling. They're upset because the babysitters up and quit without notice.
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 19:33 |
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My (19f) mom offered me money to take my stepbrother (18m) out on “fake dates” to “build his confidence”quote:First let me tell you a bit about my stepbrother. He’s really not a pleasant person at all, basically your typical nice guy. He’s very arrogant, sexist, extremely socially awkward and complains about being a virgin all the time. We had a decent relationship in the past but in the last 3-4 years things just got worse. He started drinking a lot and barely leaves his room now. Do not let your mother pimp you out to your stepbrother
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DemoneeHo posted:My (19f) mom offered me money to take my stepbrother (18m) out on “fake dates” to “build his confidence” She describes a "nice guy" who's had bad luck in the TL;DR but a jerk in the actual post.
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that's what nice guy means
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r/sex I (22F) asked my boyfriend (23M) if we could do a roleplay in bed and now he’s acting weird u/bibbidybobbidybooo quote:I posted this in r/relationships but they removed it pretty much right away and I’m not sure why. Hopefully you guys can help me out though!
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# ? Mar 29, 2019 19:52 |
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Yeah, "nice guy" in this context means "bitter jerkass who feels entitled to women" -- see also his hitting on his loving stepsister -- but I'm kind of guessing the mom has a hand in it. Who the gently caress asks their stepdaughter to "fake date" their son, let alone tries to bribe her? EDIT: oh no roleplay girl pull up NOOOOOOOO
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My boyfriend [23M] admitted that he started dating me [23F] just so he could attend his ex-girlfriend's wedding as my date.quote:I've known my boyfriend ever since first year of university, so 4 years. He used to date this girl, who was also part of our friend circle. In third year, he cheated on her at a party and she immediately broke up with him. Just a month or two later, this girl met another guy and started dating him. It's like a classic romcom. Break out the champagne to celebrate your relationship
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caterpillaropera posted:I (32F) think that my friend (30F) has a crush on my husband (32F) despite her telling me she doesn’t. What happened at my birthday party last night feels as if it’s gone too far? No chance that this story doesn't end with Lola and hubby regularly having steamy rear end sex, and the dude going "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"
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Power Khan posted:No chance that this story doesn't end with Lola and hubby regularly having steamy rear end sex, and the dude going "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" "SHE SAID YOU GAVE HER PERMISSION"
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CheesyDog posted:r/sex Holy poo poo lol, the first spoiler had me set up to expect the obvious, and then that second one just sucker punched me from behind. Well done
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DemoneeHo posted:Wanting to wear the fursuit you fornicated (furnicated?) in out in public, lmao actually, he didn't! According to the comments, the BF had a sexual fursuit and a non-sex fursuit. So he wanted to wear the chaste one to meet her parents.
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CheesyDog posted:r/sex So, JK/P role play? Let me cut up your bantha for you little one *draws lightsaber* Edit: there doesn’t appear to be a forum for this kink but I only googled a little bit before chickening out sephiRoth IRA fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Mar 29, 2019 |
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CheesyDog posted:r/sex Bf does a good job not having sex. Echuta
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If he loved her he'd suck it up and buy a lightsabre.
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keep punching joe posted:If he loved her he'd suck it up and buy a lightsabre. More like fleshlightsaber
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Smirking_Serpent posted:actually, he didn't! According to the comments, the BF had a sexual fursuit and a non-sex fursuit. So he wanted to wear the chaste one to meet her parents. It is fine and normal. I am not going to wear the crotchless suit. What kind of animal do you think I am?
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DemoneeHo posted:My (19f) mom offered me money to take my stepbrother (18m) out on “fake dates” to “build his confidence” My Fair Manbaby
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CheesyDog posted:r/sex
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