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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Mostly because his prank was getting her a nice set of lice-infested combs. Did Thor give combs to Sif? I don't remember that...
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(22/M) Is it okay to ask my Lyft driver (24??/F) out on LinkedIn?quote:So I was on a Lyft ride to a party on New Year's Eve. Got in the car. Close the door. Bam! Normal talk at the beginning of the ride: hi my name is bla bla bla... I noticed that the driver was pretty cute, about 23-26, but whatever.
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Dazerbeams posted:(22/M) Is it okay to ask my Lyft driver (24??/F) out on LinkedIn? Leave her alone, stalker
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Dazerbeams posted:(22/M) Is it okay to ask my Lyft driver (24??/F) out on LinkedIn? A woman talked to me for 15 entire minutes (in the course of her client-facing job) and didn’t once castigate me for my smells or neckbeard! She must want my D! Gimme them LinkedIn deets, sweetness! Never mind, I’ll find em myself
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Yawgmoth posted:Like, flip it around here. If you were dating a dude and he came up one day with "hey Anne, I want you to regularly shave my balls because it pleases me to have a freshly shorn scrotum on the reg", would you immediately jump up and say "oh sure thing sweetie!" or would you cock an eyebrow and ask a few questions and/or have some opinions to voice first? You can't really leave out the fact that the woman from the OP is blind and literally can't see. That changes the situation a lot compared to someone who can see, and no needing glasses is not the same thing. If you're dating someone with a disability that impacts their life a lot, you will probably need to go above and beyond at some point. If the dude isn't into that then fair enough, but I can't blame the woman for being disappointed about it.
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Dazerbeams posted:(22/M) Is it okay to ask my Lyft driver (24??/F) out on LinkedIn?
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 19:52 |
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AITA for yelling at someone to stop farting in a bar?quote:So I went to a bar close to my house that I occasionally visit to have a few drinks after work. The night was going well. I ended up talking with a cute girl for awhile and she gave me her number. Things were chill and so was I.
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quote:(I work in a tech field so I know how to look up random info about people from time to time) impressive
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:You can't really leave out the fact that the woman from the OP is blind and literally can't see. That changes the situation a lot compared to someone who can see, and no needing glasses is not the same thing. If you're dating someone with a disability that impacts their life a lot, you will probably need to go above and beyond at some point. If the dude isn't into that then fair enough, but I can't blame the woman for being disappointed about it. There are different types of blindness, FYI. It's not total darkness or bust.
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Whorelord posted:going "southern europeans aren't white" is an american thing though Are you sure you're not confusing the spanish with Hispanics? Because, yeah, there's legit debate among the hispanic community themselves about what race they identify as. Here's a pretty interesting article on the stats around that one: http://statchatva.org/2014/11/04/what-race-are-hispanics/ There's so many things to legit hate America for, and you go and pick the dumbest loving one. Renegret posted:you deserve all the bad things that are about to happen to you Yeah, but sadly his daughter doesn't deserve to have her wedding day ruined. This guy is a massive piece of poo poo, and I feel horrible for everyone's life he's ruined or is about to ruin, in particular all of his children. He could handled this like a man years ago, confessed what he did to his wife, dealt with the divorce, and done a good job supporting both of his families and hoped that he could rebuild his relationship with all of his children over time. But instead he's been content with his secret being kept, and seems to have little to no regret for his actions.
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 19:54 |
Face blindness too
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He just "stumbled" upon her picture, if by stumbled you mean masturbated furiously.
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Biohazard posted:What the gently caress are you talking about? I'm going to go ahead and assume you're from somewhere in Europe, which in my experience was about as racist and xenophobic as america up until maybe the last few years when all our weirdos came out of the woodwork. Not sure what point you're trying to make, but I don't know anyone who thinks the Spanish or Italians aren't white. I mean we'll make fun of their ridiculous cultures, especially Italian Americans, but that has more to do what the mob and how that culture has been portrayed in media for a long time. I feel bad for his daughter but his other kids got every single day of their life ruined by this piece of poo poo treating them as secondary things, so daughter is prolly gonna end up having it be her turn this time
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Dazerbeams posted:Well she's a woman so her genitals presumably don't have awkward dangly bits to maneuver around. If she doesn't want to shave because she's uncomfortable doing so, that's fine. But she shouldn't make it her boyfriend's problem. you've never even shaved your own balls the hard part isnt the balls or dick its the leg pit area where your scrot attatches to your leg. women have more of that then you do.
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I enjoy how affair dad didn't realise that cheating on his wife and loving a teenager as a 37 year old was 'wrong' and that he needed to stop until the kids turned up on the scene. What a convenient time for him to develop a conscience.
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I don't want to get back into the shaving and blindness stuff but it is also worth noting that 8 months is the perfect time in any relationship to stop doing something thoughtful you've always done for your partner and move into the dull disappointment phase
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:You can't really leave out the fact that the woman from the OP is blind and literally can't see. That changes the situation a lot compared to someone who can see, and no needing glasses is not the same thing. If you're dating someone with a disability that impacts their life a lot, you will probably need to go above and beyond at some point. If the dude isn't into that then fair enough, but I can't blame the woman for being disappointed about it. Yup, this is exactly how I feel about the situation. It's like not like OP is the worst person known to man, but it's kind of a huge deal if his partner is blind and he's unwilling to assist her with a very slightly awkward favor when she asks. Also uh, most of the debate in this thread is centered primarily around the act of shaving, and not that OP's girlfriend is blind... which is really weird and definitely shows some bias!
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Listen I will step up and shave this poor blind ladies vagina. Let’s just solve this problem the simplest way possible. PS no I probably wouldn’t I would definitely be legit scared I’d cut something.
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Is that the general consensus then? That men have it easier than women in terms of shaving down there? Because you guys sure are eager to tell me how much of a struggle I should be having. This is not the flipside of second family or the man who sired none of his five children, but you can pretend it is. I [25f] am not my dad's [53m] biological daughter. What do I do now? quote:As you can assume from the title, I just found out my dad isn't my biological father. I want to start this post by saying, I will always view my dad as my dad, biology will not change that. He is the most warm-hearted, funny, honest person I know. He has treated me like a princess since before I can remember. I guess I am not sure what I am looking for other than, my siblings don't know, and neither do my grandparents (I think). I am not sure who to tell and I need to get it off my chest. My parents were divorced for a brief period of time. The story goes they got pregnant with me and I was the reason they got back together and then they got pregnant with my little brother and got remarried after he was born. They had two kids prior to me. I have never doubted in my mind or ever thought I wasn't my parents biological child.
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snergle posted:you've never even shaved your own balls the hard part isnt the balls or dick its the leg pit area where your scrot attatches to your leg. women have more of that then you do. I believe Dazerbeams is a woman, which actually makes the post you quoted even weirder. It's a very strong personal belief of mine that dick/ball grooming has got to be easier than vulva grooming, but I guess I don't really have any way of knowing for sure. I'm sure people who do it for a living have their own opinions, but doing it to someone else is probably easier than doing it yourself so that's not really the same. Maybe it's just one of those mysteries.
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How do I [26F] talk to my SO[21M] about needing him to keep my room tidy when he's staying over?quote:Me and R have ben dating for 7 months and we get on beautifully. Never had an argument, always talk about things calmly and we are very supportive of each other's jobs and studies. I can really see us staying together on the long run if we work through the practicalities of day to day things. And in a shocking twist, the relationship recovered. UPDATE: How do I [26F] talk to my SO[21M] about needing him to keep my room tidy when he's staying over? quote:I thought I would update on what’s happened since my post one year ago.
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Booooooooo happy endings for well-adjusted people who communicate well and grow through life experiences BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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# ? Apr 3, 2019 20:37 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for yelling at someone to stop farting in a bar? Look sir, we appreciate your business as a regular customer, but frankly you're just not the sort of clientele we try to cultivate here at O'Fartigans.
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Fun fact: the OP of this post, is the same guy that posted about his girlfriend 'pranking' him by acting like she was possessed by a ghost and pretended to pour gasoline on him. Those two crazy kids are really making things work My girlfriend [21/F] is pissed at me [22/M] because I couldn't get tickets to Avengers: Endgame. quote:Today was the day that tickets for Avengers: Endgame went on sale and me and my girlfriend are both huge MCU fans. We've been anticipating this and we both woke up early this morning to ensure that we got tickets. I logged into Fandago and tried getting the tickets from there, but it was't loading and I was just stuck on a blank page. I then tried through the actual AMC site, but it was also stuck.
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Dazerbeams posted:How do I [26F] talk to my SO[21M] about needing him to keep my room tidy when he's staying over? I was about to start typing “just break up, he will never change, it will only get worse, there is no hope” when I saw there was a second part. I’ve become so cynical. It’s so nice to read about someone putting in the work to improve themselves.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Fun fact: the OP of this post, is the same guy that posted about his girlfriend 'pranking' him by acting like she was possessed by a ghost and pretended to pour gasoline on him. Those two crazy kids are really making things work Why is there no “murder suicide” smiley???
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lovely Relationship: Endgame
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:Church: not even once "Sorry bud, God said we gotta climb to the top of Childkiller Peak. I'm sure the name is unrela-Oh! Forgot my slayin' knife."
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LadyPictureShow posted:Fun fact: the OP of this post, is the same guy that posted about his girlfriend 'pranking' him by acting like she was possessed by a ghost and pretended to pour gasoline on him. Those two crazy kids are really making things work her neck.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Fun fact: the OP of this post, is the same guy that posted about his girlfriend 'pranking' him by acting like she was possessed by a ghost and pretended to pour gasoline on him. Those two crazy kids are really making things work These two need to stay together forever so they don’t subject anyone else to their bullshit.
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Yawgmoth posted:your points are as bad as your insult capability the point i was making or the point you strawmanned by cutting the sentence in half
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LadyPictureShow posted:Fun fact: the OP of this post, is the same guy that posted about his girlfriend 'pranking' him by acting like she was possessed by a ghost and pretended to pour gasoline on him. Those two crazy kids are really making things work Lol. I wish my life was so trivial that the most important thing to me and my partner was seeing the latest Marvel superhero movie.
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God forbid you miss a ‘once in a lifetime’ event you’ll have hundreds of chances to experience before the movie finally leaves theaters and which is guaranteed to have absolutely no effect on your life whatsoever Spoiler: its a superhero movie, the superheroes win and Spider-Man and Black Panther and all the other marketable characters come back to life in time for another movie and more money to be made
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WIBTA If I told my 16yo deaf sister that she masturbates too loud and needs to be more aware of the noises she makes. Me and my pregnant wife have moved back in with my mum while we sell the house. The bedroom we are staying in is next door to my sisters bedroom. I’ve not lived with my family since my sister has been grown up so it really surprised me and my wife the first night we heard it. It took us half an hour to realise what the noise even was. My mum has never noticed it because her bedroom is downstairs and there’s plenty of distance. I’m definitely not close enough with my sister to talk about masturbating but I feel like an rear end in a top hat if I don’t say anything and me and my wife just quietly laugh at her every night. We laugh because it’s really awkward and we really don’t know what to do.
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I bought out the theater for the Avengers movie and I'm not even going to go, I just want to make sure people fight their boyfriends for not getting tickets
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA If I told my 16yo deaf sister that she masturbates too loud and needs to be more aware of the noises she makes. he can say whatever he wants but I don't know if it'll get through to her
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA If I told my 16yo deaf sister that she masturbates too loud and needs to be more aware of the noises she makes. Hmm yeah, I wonder if dude should tell his hormonal teenage sister, who is also deaf, that she masturbates too loudly. I'm confident that conversation will turn out very nicely.
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Pinecone Sample posted:I bought out the theater for the Avengers movie and I'm not even going to go, I just want to make sure people fight their boyfriends for not getting tickets finally a hero worth getting excited over
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gently caress superhero movies, and especially gently caress the nerds obsessing over them.
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My (32m) wife (33f) has been getting too close with a coworker and I have no clue how to proceed.quote:My wife of 11 years has had multiple male coworkers recently added to her mostly female workplace. She didn’t have any issues at first until the other women started wearing makeup and “dressing up” for them...a few months in I take note that she’s doing the same....no big deal. Eventually she starts talking about one of them as if he’s “like you.”(me) again no big deal. But I start noticing her being sketchy with her phone (hiding it when she’s talking to him while I’m around...etc) she only uses Snapchat to talk to him so when I confronted her about it there was no evidence and she claimed there was no wrong doing...but the fight had already occurred and I broke trust telling her I’ve been watching how she hides her phone...etc. Since then I’ve worked though my insecurities and had accepted that things may not be what I thought they were. But as of recently I found myself in a position where I saw her taking a photo of her legs while naked in a tub, I watched longer and noticed she was talking to him about our personal life such as turnons and turnoffs. I want to confront her but after the first breach of trust/fights I’m scared she’ll shut me out again, and say I have no proof because of loving Snapchat and that’ll be the end of us.
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