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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Kolyin/status/1113515295283527680

We're this post weed, it would be "that lound". This is that real poo poo.

Man, 30 years from now people are gonna look back and think legalizing weed was a huge mistake.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jay Rust posted:

Ok my favourite part of that is the “Magna Carter”

I prefer Tha Magna Carter IV myself.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Avocado and other ethnic food is what lazy entitled idiot Mellenialls(Socialists) eat so that's the code word. Not like a proper american vegetable like the potato or apple or the steak.

I'm eating "couscous" with "cucumber" right now, if you get my drift ;);)

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Jay Rust posted:

Ok my favourite part of that is the “Magna Carter”
They made Magna Carter give up his electro-peanut farm.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The Big Word posted:

WWG1MGHOWWGAMGTOW

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1114232756257599489

Who wants tetanus from a guy who's about to get redpilled

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1114232756257599489

Who wants tetanus from a guy who's about to get redpilled
https://twitter.com/RoeVWadeBoggs/status/1114239162259996674
https://twitter.com/RoeVWadeBoggs/status/1114243268974346240

I tried reading it...I failed.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

LanceHunter posted:

Man, 30 years from now people are gonna look back and think legalizing weed was a huge mistake.

tbh the old white boomers who are qanon's core would prolly be much saner if they logged off and smoked some weed

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


edit" wrong thread.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Apr 5, 2019

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
The getty is literally free they could just go and
Investigate good lord

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Telsa Cola posted:

The getty is literally free they could just go and
Investigate good lord

No they're in the secret basement

Which is apparently the size of South Bend, Indiana

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Goon Danton posted:

No they're in the secret basement

Which is apparently the size of South Bend, Indiana

Yeah I want to know how the gently caress they can believe that poo poo when the numbers they give are so ludicrous. The ideas themselves are insane on their face but when they try to say there's somehow 100k children being held in an underground bunker you'd think people would consider the volume of space that would require.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
Let's be fair, you merely need something this size to hold 100k people:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Telsa Cola posted:

The getty is literally free they could just go and
Investigate good lord

They already investigated, astrally, bro

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Yeah I want to know how the gently caress they can believe that poo poo when the numbers they give are so ludicrous. The ideas themselves are insane on their face but when they try to say there's somehow 100k children being held in an underground bunker you'd think people would consider the volume of space that would require.

I think the transcontinental supersonic underground pedo transport system is real though.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Yeah I want to know how the gently caress they can believe that poo poo when the numbers they give are so ludicrous. The ideas themselves are insane on their face but when they try to say there's somehow 100k children being held in an underground bunker you'd think people would consider the volume of space that would require.

Dude you don't think reptoids have the technology to create pocket dimensions of any size they want?

There's a reason it took a time traveler to come here to defeat them!

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/Kolyin/status/1113515295283527680

We're this post weed, it would be "that lound". This is that real poo poo.

My favorite part is "If it wasn't true, they would sue me for telling you"

:psyduck:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It all goes back to the Templers.

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

fishmech posted:

Let's be fair, you merely need something this size to hold 100k people:



100k children though, you could probably make that work with an area the size of the field.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Telsa Cola posted:

The getty is literally free they could just go and
Investigate good lord

That's what happened with Comet Ping Pong. Granted the guy was a little more forward than most, but his whole goal was to try and find the secret basement. As soon as he failed to find it, everyone began declaring that the entrance is just really hidden, or maybe he was a Deep State plant pretending to be a Q guy to throw them off the trail!

Literally no amount of investigation will prove someone wrong if they've already decided with no evidence that they're right.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Eox posted:

100k children though, you could probably make that work with an area the size of the field.

But I mean, you'd have to space em out a bit to do any molesting.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



The pedophile lizard people are in...the basement....of the Alamo

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

200 NAZI PSYCHICS

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Sex Robot posted:

200 NAZI PSYCHICS

Yeah, now I'm big and important
One angry boomer and 200 nazi psychics are you
If you really want to see me
Check the twitter and the TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my rear end


goodbye

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

LanceHunter posted:

Man, 30 years from now people are gonna look back and think legalizing weed was a huge mistake.

30 years from now they will be shouting 'PEDOPHILE' at each other in voting debates.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

happyhippy posted:

30 years from now they will be shouting 'PEDOPHILE' at each other in voting debates.

I will be loving amazed if it takes 30 years for that to be a thing.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

happyhippy posted:

30 years from now they will be shouting 'PEDOPHILE' at each other in voting debates.

I give it 2 presidential cycles, tops.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Another Bill posted:

I give it 2 presidential cycles, tops.

I give it until 2020, maybe faster dependent on if Elon Musk makes a new news service.

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

InsertPotPun posted:

They made Magna Carter give up his electro-peanut farm.

Magma Carter was my favorite Inhumanoid.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Goon Danton posted:

No they're in the secret basement

Which is apparently the size of South Bend, Indiana
I'd guess they saw the documentary Us, but lol no way would they watch a film about black people.

Whale Vomit
Nov 10, 2004

starving in the belly of a whale
its ribs are ceiling beams
its guts are carpeting
I guess we have some time to kill
I would be so angry if there were mach 5 trains for their pedo ring, given the sorry state of public transportation in America :argh:

And then how do you follow a sentence about reptoid blood with " Yes, you heard me... Denver airport"

Edit: is it a Denver the dinosaur reference?

Whale Vomit fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Apr 7, 2019

vkeios
May 7, 2007




I used to love conspiracies so I know that one.

The Denver airport looks vaguely like a 卍 from above, it has a fancy mural, and it’s kind of a poo poo airport. All of those have made it a focal point for every conspiracy. Usually it’s that it’s got a massive underground section for aliens.

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Yeah I want to know how the gently caress they can believe that poo poo when the numbers they give are so ludicrous. The ideas themselves are insane on their face but when they try to say there's somehow 100k children being held in an underground bunker you'd think people would consider the volume of space that would require.

It's the actual temple of doom down there.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


vkeios posted:

I used to love conspiracies so I know that one.

The Denver airport looks vaguely like a 卍 from above, it has a fancy mural, and it’s kind of a poo poo airport. All of those have made it a focal point for every conspiracy. Usually it’s that it’s got a massive underground section for aliens.

You forgot the statue of Ganondorf's horse.



If I ran a Satanic one world government conspiracy, I would totally throw all this spooky poo poo on DIA and put the ACTUAL Bond villain base under, I don't know, Yosemite International or something.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Gen. Ripper posted:

You forgot the statue of Ganondorf's horse.



If I ran a Satanic one world government conspiracy, I would totally throw all this spooky poo poo on DIA and put the ACTUAL Bond villain base under, I don't know, Yosemite International or something.

I would put it under a suburban pizza restaurant.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/deadDJjoke666/status/1114306592323694592

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I'm God's Horse Tips

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Is Steve Quayle related to Dan? And if so, what does the missing E in potato signify?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Dr.Caligari posted:

My favorite part is "If it wasn't true, they would sue me for telling you"

:psyduck:
If you set it up how many of these Q folk do you think we can get to bet us $20 a pop that Clinton will be in prison by January 1st 2020? There's got to be an online place that will hold your money for a bet or something right? Just set up a "Betting Against Q" twitter and every time you see one of them try to get them to deposit $20, then you deposit $20, and if Clinton is under arrest by January 1st they win and get the money.
Then create a website to show off that zero actual people are willing to bet $20 on this fantasy bullshit.
And, if people do, just wait to collect the money.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

InsertPotPun posted:

If you set it up how many of these Q folk do you think we can get to bet us $20 a pop that Clinton will be in prison by January 1st 2020? There's got to be an online place that will hold your money for a bet or something right? Just set up a "Betting Against Q" twitter and every time you see one of them try to get them to deposit $20, then you deposit $20, and if Clinton is under arrest by January 1st they win and get the money.
Then create a website to show off that zero actual people are willing to bet $20 on this fantasy bullshit.
And, if people do, just wait to collect the money.

finger on monkey's paw curls, she is arrested for public intoxication on New Year's Eve and spends the night in the drunk tank

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Gen. Ripper posted:

You forgot the statue of Ganondorf's horse.



If I ran a Satanic one world government conspiracy, I would totally throw all this spooky poo poo on DIA and put the ACTUAL Bond villain base under, I don't know, Yosemite International or something.

the demon horse statue that murdered its creator

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madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

jojoinnit posted:

...what does the missing E in potato signify?

The au-gratin is transparent. I see many things. I see plans within plans.

I think I've found a nice little way to short circuit conspiracy theories, at least in my own mind. It probably isn't revolutionary, but it works. Insane screed below:

The initial thought was how does one study conspiracy theory without falling prey to the internal bullshit that makes it work? After a few beers and a bunch of navel-gazing the solution presented itself. Come up with your own insane horse-poo poo and believe it while keeping in mind that it is, in fact, bullshit.

What is my particular flavor of lizard people? Dogs, and I love dogs, but it's the dogs. Think about it, Russia has gone whole ham on loving poo poo up wherever possible like a dog chasing a ball. Putin knew it in the lead-up to the Sochi Olympics. Hell, everyone did. Little blurbs in the news about "wild" canines harassing people, chewing on poo poo, getting where they aren't supposed to be, all ignored. The behaviour of spies and wreckers. A short campaign was waged against them in public before an unseen victory cowed the apparatus. That victory? Look at Vladimir, he is the sort of man who listens to his dog. They got to him and they still have him. Crimea, Ukraine, Syria, all agressive territorial pissing with no thought for people's lives or what happens next. It just goes on from there and you can't tell me it's wrong. I know it's wrong, and stupid, and paranoid.

Anyways...

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