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Fuuuuuuck... wasn’t there an EU storyline with a clone of the emperor? Being the “Star Wars EU”, I fully expect it to have sucked Star asses so this movie can now one-up TLJ as the ultimate Star Trash.
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The Dennis System posted:I hope they make several Rose Tico spin off movies. Sometimes I forget this is a comedy forum
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Apr 14, 2019 21:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ug2DOoxJ1g
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lol Resistance is so bad they had to go back and make another season of Clone Wars.
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Apr 14, 2019 21:25
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armchairyoda posted:Fuuuuuuck... wasn’t there an EU storyline with a clone of the emperor? his name was sheeev, do u really have to ask?
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Apr 14, 2019 21:26
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Vim Fuego posted:his name was sheeev, do u really have to ask? Holy poo poo... that’s bad. Nah, my heart has already told me. 
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armchairyoda posted:Fuuuuuuck... wasn’t there an EU storyline with a clone of the emperor? In the last "Stupid SW EU" thread I think someone said that the Emperor was switching clone bodies like we would change pants.
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Apr 14, 2019 21:46
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Blistex posted:If there is one thing that Solo has taught us, it's that throwing Sith Lords down hilariously long shafts isn't a sure-fire method to kill them. Palpatine is Vader's father and the whole loving family just loves falling down warp core shafts all the goddamn time. Like 4 unbroken generations of pure shaft.
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Apr 14, 2019 22:11
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just talking about shaft i can dig it
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Apr 14, 2019 22:50
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gently caress, you guys just reminded me that they're making a new Shaft movie about a third generation Shaft.
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Apr 14, 2019 22:56
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The lightsaber is a metaphor, for a man's shaft, you see. It goes up and down and sometimes makes a fun y noise.
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Chomp8645 posted:Didn't Palpatine like literally explode too? yeah. I think he is gonna be a ghost or something visiting kylo or some poo poo. i don't even hate this poo poo that much since the old canon did before and it was dumb and amusing then. i mean in the old canon he died when he was shot in the gut by han solo and his soul was absorbed by a dying amputee.
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He'll be a force ghost tied to the Death Star core where he kerploded. Or just a dumb holocron and Rey learns she's his daughter or something
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Apr 14, 2019 23:01
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Pal Patine.
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armchairyoda posted:Fuuuuuuck... wasn’t there an EU storyline with a clone of the emperor? That would be Dark Empire. There is a scene in the beginning of Luke killing an AT-AT with a lightsaber that TLJ kind of cribs from visually. The Emperors goal I believe was the take over the body of the unborn Anakin Solo because the clones degraded too quickly
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Colonel Cancer posted:Pal Patine. Star Wars reimagined as a high school comedy with Principal Patine. The rebels are the students and the empire are the school staff.
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Apr 14, 2019 23:53
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never forget the prequels
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Not trying to be an edge lord here but I genuinely couldn't give a poo poo about this film, the last two I watched in the cinema and I definitely wasn't on board with all the retarded misogynistic poo poo over the last one, the last one just sucked major balls and killed it for me.
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I think solo was a fun romp but that robot character was a hosed up caricature of progressive movements. Disney Wars not very good.
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Hell Yeah posted:never forget the prequels I was thinking about the fact that there were less years between the last of the OT movies and Attack of the Clones than there was between than that and this new garbage earlier when reading this thread. I think it's because the OT movies are basically older than I am that the time frame seems so warped, but that seems hosed up to me e: I guess I was off by a couple years, but not much. Oh well whatever.
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Solo was the least fun I've ever had watching Star Wars tbh. The only guy who looks like he's having the slightest amount of fun is Glover.
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FilthyImp posted:He'll be a force ghost tied to the Death Star core where he kerploded. Lol JJs Star Wars map was snoke was an extra crispy emperor projecting himself as a giant in TFA and Rian changed it by making him some random guy and then killed him
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Hell Yeah posted:never forget the prequels The prequels are far more.memoriablr than the Disney movies, and indeed are better movies. Just watch them in a foreign language without subtitles and they are actually pretty decent
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rian johnson should make an ep 4 that undoes everything from ep 3 that jj undoes from ep 2. i would legitimately love the new series if that were to happen.
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Zane posted:rian johnson should make an ep 4 that undoes everything from ep 3 that jj undoes from ep 2. then i would legitimately love this series. That is indeed the plan. See, in the corporate world, if you are brought on board to finish someone else's project with the promise that you get your own project after this, if the new project is already clinched, you actually don't want to do too well on the other guy's project since you won't get all the credit. Far better to just torpedo it so you can move on to the thing you get complete control and credit for.
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Hairy Busey posted:The prequels are far more.memoriablr than the Disney movies, and indeed are better movies. Just watch them in a foreign language without subtitles and they are actually pretty decent That was my experience with the prequels, at least the first two, and yeah they are so much better without the English audio. You lose the racist as gently caress accents, poo poo doesn't sound as dumb and the story just looks like underpolished space opera with impressive (for its time) effects.
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Apr 15, 2019 01:51
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Ewven now, the cgi hasnt aged great, but at least the design is cool and doing all sorts of new things
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Donovan Trip posted:Lol JJs Star Wars map was snoke was an extra crispy emperor projecting himself as a giant in TFA and Rian changed it by making him some random guy and then killed him Did they have to resurrect Palpatine because Rian derailed the JJ story?
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Blistex posted:Did they have to resurrect Palpatine because Rian derailed the JJ story?
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FilthyImp posted:Jesus. Now it's gonna be EU style "Snoke was a Palpaclone" poo poo to explain his marfans-rear end body Did Sheev leave it in the oven too long?
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Blistex posted:Did they have to resurrect Palpatine because Rian derailed the JJ story? I'm almost positive this is what happened. Otherwise with would have telegraphed something about palps in the force wakes up
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skasion posted:Solo was the least fun I've ever had watching Star Wars tbh. The only guy who looks like he's having the slightest amount of fun is Glover. i turned it off with the intent to finish it later but i never did, it was just so boring and schmucky
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Was there seriously no one at Disney raising concerns about Last Jedi when it became apparent early in development what a massive dump Rian was planning to take on their trilogy plans? No grizzled executive saying "We're just now breaking even, how are we going to make a sequel to this hogwash let alone a dozen spinoffs if everyone is dead!?"
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lol i bet they knew it would make a billion dollars no matter what because "star wars" is in the title
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Nill posted:Was there seriously no one at Disney raising concerns about Last Jedi when it became apparent early in development what a massive dump Rian was planning to take on their trilogy plans? No grizzled executive saying "We're just now breaking even, how are we going to make a sequel to this hogwash let alone a dozen spinoffs if everyone is dead!?" I'm picturing a room for of executives who were agreeing with. . . jimmyjams posted:lol i bet they knew it would make a billion dollars no matter what because "star wars" is in the title . . . but didn't expect the backlash to be so significant that their spin-off tanked, they would have to cancel others, and sales of merch dropped off the chart.
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Nill posted:Was there seriously no one at Disney raising concerns about Last Jedi when it became apparent early in development what a massive dump Rian was planning to take on their trilogy plans? No grizzled executive saying "We're just now breaking even, how are we going to make a sequel to this hogwash let alone a dozen spinoffs if everyone is dead!?" That's their secret: they didn't have any plans
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Disney isn't brave enough to commit to the potential of TLJs ideas so now they're retroactively going to make it a worse film by pretending it didn't happen, giving the crowd what they want and putting Star Wars on a shelf for a few years. It be like that sometimes.
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I know what you mean but I'm surprised the simple math of more movies = more money didn't temper their decision to let a rogue director toss everything into a woodchipper.
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Kathleen Kennedy is President of lucasfilm and was agreed upon by both Lucas and Disney. She was the one pushing for TLJ because it was different and had ideas, she even greenlit a Rian trilogy that has since been shut down. She's been the advocate for anything different in these movies and now Disney seems to be feeling they should have reigned her in.
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