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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





My last job was working on the loading docks for a delivery company and man, those guys were just constantly getting turbofucked. The company touted a base compensation of somewhere between 40-50k/year but when you factor in having to provide and maintain your own vehicle, meaning gas, insurance, repairs, etc, having to buy your own health insurance and so forth, most were making minimum wage and a few were making even less than that. A handful were able to stick with it and make a living somehow. Probably 70% of the drivers for that company were being churned every year. This was for a place that mostly transported pharmaceuticals and, I dunno, I'd always just assumed that when you're transporting things like that, where you might have tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars of product, maybe you'd want a stable work force? Maybe guys who can afford vans that aren't constantly breaking down? But what the hell do I know?

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MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

HotCanadianChick posted:

ahahahaha my parents are truck drivers, I hope they get a nice fat tax bill, they deserve it for being such fuckin trumpanzees

So glad to see one of these posts that isn't like "here's 5 paragraphs of my parent's horrible views but i ignore all that because mom made me PB+J when I was 9" so glad to stick it to your CHUD family

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

We're gonna see programs where prisoners get to drive a big rig around to shave off years of their 25 year sentence for possession of 5 grams of weed

The industry will probably abandon all safety measures before it agrees to pay better, and under pretty much anybody but Bernie nobody's gonna hold them to any standard much longer

probably? this is the industry that fought tooth and nail against life saving rear impact guards and is currently fighting side impact ones because the extra hundred pounds of cargo they give up affects their bottom lines

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
My uncle was a trucker for years and it ruined his health. Back during the 70's and 80's it was still a poo poo job but you could make a living at it and feed a family of four as long as you didn't mind missing a lot of birthdays and ballgames. Now you don't even get the money so it's just sheer desperation outside of a rarefied sliver of the workforce who do specialized hauling.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Were going to get the autonomous murdertrucks from Logan before truckers get fair working conditions.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

MunchE posted:

So glad to see one of these posts that isn't like "here's 5 paragraphs of my parent's horrible views but i ignore all that because mom made me PB+J when I was 9" so glad to stick it to your CHUD family

:same:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

Trucking bosses own because they bitch and moan about how they cant find anyone but disappear into a fine mist when you ask them what they pay their workers

.55c a “mile” where mile is vaguely defined in esoteric tomes

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

MunchE posted:

So glad to see one of these posts that isn't like "here's 5 paragraphs of my parent's horrible views but i ignore all that because mom made me PB+J when I was 9" so glad to stick it to your CHUD family

my mom railed against immigrants for the past decade and voted for trump because she wanted to stick it to the mexicans (her words). she also died of cancer in january because she lost her job and didn't have health insurance so they caught it too late. lol owned

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Shipon posted:

my mom railed against immigrants for the past decade and voted for trump because she wanted to stick it to the mexicans (her words). she also died of cancer in january because she lost her job and didn't have health insurance so they caught it too late. lol owned

Haha, rekt

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Shipon posted:

my mom railed against immigrants for the past decade and voted for trump because she wanted to stick it to the mexicans (her words). she also died of cancer in january because she lost her job and didn't have health insurance so they caught it too late. lol owned

The rule on posting homegrown definitely should have exceptions allowed as this is a very strong and on brand for the thread post.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

so many gay emperors

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Tetrabor posted:

loving over truckers make perfect sense for the GOP: Sikhs are the new truckers of America. No reason for the right to support an industry their base has abandoned because of the lovely treatment from greedy red-blooded 'murican bosses.

Kind of a lovely article because nowhere in it does it say how many truckers there are, so you have no idea if the number of Sikhs entering trucking is actually significant.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


MunchE posted:

So glad to see one of these posts that isn't like "here's 5 paragraphs of my parent's horrible views but i ignore all that because mom made me PB+J when I was 9" so glad to stick it to your CHUD family

my aunt was wishing washy but voted for trump because she likes his “positive message” and doesn’t want to pay for healthcare for bums.
I haven’t asked her about her taxes. Yet.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
The country getting assfucked by withholding is just going to get worse over the next few years. The GOP sort of counted on explosive growth to make up for it but 70% of Americans are still sucking poo poo through a straw and it's just going to keep being awful.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Shipon posted:

my mom railed against immigrants for the past decade and voted for trump because she wanted to stick it to the mexicans (her words). she also died of cancer in january because she lost her job and didn't have health insurance so they caught it too late. lol owned

Top tier thread/post combo right here

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

MunchE posted:

So glad to see one of these posts that isn't like "here's 5 paragraphs of my parent's horrible views but i ignore all that because mom made me PB+J when I was 9" so glad to stick it to your CHUD family

I learned how to cook burgers on a stove at about age 6 or 7 because she would take off for the weekend with one of her boyfriends and leave me alone by myself.

Blocking her phone number on my phone and cutting her out of my life when she called to gloat about a ‘real american’ winning the presidency wasn’t that hard.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Zeroisanumber posted:

The country getting assfucked by withholding is just going to get worse over the next few years. The GOP sort of counted on explosive growth to make up for it

:ssh: they didn't

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
gently caress, condolences to you goons who had/have lovely parents :smith:

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.
Truckers are a menace in my area bring back the trains.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

There's a truck driving school near my workplace, but they apparently don't do nearly enough parking lot training before putting them on two-lane office park roads because it's a normal occurrence in the work day for them to stall for as long as 5 red lights before they finally manage to get in gear and make a turn. Occasionally they'll run off the road or crash into a sign. I've only ever seen one of them do so badly that his instructor kicked him out of the truck and made him walk back to the school as he painstakingly pulled the truck out of the grass and off the pipes.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

got any sevens posted:

like every boss

last year some financial reporter did a story on how, after a decade of underemployment, management had forgotten how to compete for employees in a tightening labor market. they're simultaneously pissed they can't find enough good workers and indignant at the suggestion that they could offer higher pay. 🙃

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

BraveUlysses posted:

gently caress, condolences to you goons who had/have lovely parents :smith:

bright side is my dad's a bernie guy who's happy about people like aoc so i don't even know what happened there

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

HotCanadianChick posted:

I learned how to cook burgers on a stove at about age 6 or 7 because she would take off for the weekend with one of her boyfriends and leave me alone by myself.

Blocking her phone number on my phone and cutting her out of my life when she called to gloat about a ‘real american’ winning the presidency wasn’t that hard.

I would like to place equal lamentation on how much your parents suck rear end as I did celebration of you not forgiving them for sucking rear end

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

MunchE posted:

I would like to place equal lamentation on how much your parents suck rear end as I did celebration of you not forgiving them for sucking rear end

This woman literally used “we make more money than you, you’re not that smart” as an insult to me during a (non-financially related) argument we had several years back. This woman literally thinks the amount of money you have equals how smart you are (I have paperwork from accredited professionals that says my IQ is 145, as a point of reference, and she is well aware of this as she’s the one who had me tested repeatedly as a child)

Capitalism rots your brain.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

HotCanadianChick posted:

This woman literally used “we make more money than you, you’re not that smart” as an insult to me during a (non-financially related) argument we had several years back. This woman literally thinks the amount of money you have equals how smart you are (I have paperwork from accredited professionals that says my IQ is 145, as a point of reference, and she is well aware of this as she’s the one who had me tested repeatedly as a child)

Capitalism rots your brain.

thick, solid, tight IQ bruh

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

HotCanadianChick posted:

This woman literally used “we make more money than you, you’re not that smart” as an insult to me during a (non-financially related) argument we had several years back. This woman literally thinks the amount of money you have equals how smart you are (I have paperwork from accredited professionals that says my IQ is 145, as a point of reference, and she is well aware of this as she’s the one who had me tested repeatedly as a child)

Capitalism rots your brain.

lmao you bragged about having a high IQ on the internet as if that means a drat thing

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HotCanadianChick posted:

This woman literally used “we make more money than you, you’re not that smart” as an insult to me during a (non-financially related) argument we had several years back. This woman literally thinks the amount of money you have equals how smart you are (I have paperwork from accredited professionals that says my IQ is 145, as a point of reference, and she is well aware of this as she’s the one who had me tested repeatedly as a child)

Capitalism rots your brain.

The only thing IQ measures is how good you are at taking IQ tests, and also generally if you're white and middle class or above.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Shipon posted:

my mom railed against immigrants for the past decade and voted for trump because she wanted to stick it to the mexicans (her words). she also died of cancer in january because she lost her job and didn't have health insurance so they caught it too late. lol owned

Sorry about your mom dude

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Tashilicious posted:

The only thing IQ measures is how good you are at taking IQ tests, and also generally if you're white and middle class or above.

I aced the section on Regattas I'll have you know

*gets all huffy*

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Professor Shark posted:

Sorry about your mom dude

I am not.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Azuth0667 posted:

Truckers are a menace in my area bring back the trains.

you’d still need trucks

not long haul ones I guess

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

we are never getting rid of intermodal containers.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
My dad is slowly turning communist

He rules

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
My mom doesn't get me but my dad has been a quiet socialist for his entire life and he's proud that I went red as hell.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
My parents are both trumpos and during a recent visit we were in the car and some news came on about how Mick Jagger was going to go to New York to get heart surgery and my mom said, "let that be a warning to those people who want universal healthcare."

It had been such a lovely day up until then.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao Mick is the healthy one.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Waterbed Wendy posted:

My parents are both trumpos and during a recent visit we were in the car and some news came on about how Mick Jagger was going to go to New York to get heart surgery and my mom said, "let that be a warning to those people who want universal healthcare."

It had been such a lovely day up until then.

That doesn't even make sense

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think she’s confusing Mick with Keith

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Waterbed Wendy posted:

My parents are both trumpos and during a recent visit we were in the car and some news came on about how Mick Jagger was going to go to New York to get heart surgery and my mom said, "let that be a warning to those people who want universal healthcare."

It had been such a lovely day up until then.

....what? Is she saying we should be warned against universal health care because we might let people other than us get heart surgery?

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Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

....what? Is she saying we should be warned against universal health care because we might let people other than us get heart surgery?

I assume it’s a jab that he’s choosing expensive, high quality American surgery over cheap, low quality socialism butchery. Which only makes sense if you’re an idiot.

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