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Arcsquad12 posted:Imagine being so wound up by idiots having fun riffing on a popular tv show that you have to loudly declare how much you love the show and everyone who is teasing sucks. Hell Yeah
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Man I just watched a recent Arya recap and realized how much Lord of Light poo poo was in her story line directly. gently caress it, I liked how spooked and hosed every thing felt though. Honestly that first 45 minutes was loving brutal.
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Apr 29, 2019 10:53
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Lyanna should've popped out of her grave and gone, "Blehh! Where's me nephew Jon?"
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Apr 29, 2019 10:54
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Methanar posted:huge missed opportunity I was legit hoping for naked Jon Snow running around after blue dragon flame burned his pantaloons off. Also GRRM confirmed the White Walkers are an allegory for climate change. So I figured that means dragonglass is solar panels and only by everyone putting aside their differences and making/using them together can we end the threat. Too bad the whole analogy falls apart with how laughably easy NK was to deal with.
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Apr 29, 2019 10:56
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One girl can kill climate change using a special weapon made by a dude she hosed earlier. Guess we'll be alright then.
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Apr 29, 2019 10:58
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Goons Are Great posted:One girl can kill climate change using a special weapon made by a dude she hosed earlier. didn't she break her custom made spear after soloing 50 white walkers and then end up using littlefingers? dagger that the assassin tried to kill bran with? the arya pandering is so bad, i'll stop talking about how bad the night king was since we all agree on it but she also killed like the most of them out of anybody including kings and people made of dragon fire blood pretty sure she killed a bunch while sliding down a roof or something too so there's your legolas shield archer moment
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Apr 29, 2019 11:05
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 Lightbringer/Azor Ahai/dozen other prophecies. What a wet fart those turned out to be.Only thing left to look forward is Dany turning villanous and becomes the final big bad but fat chance that happening with her show character and these writers.
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Apr 29, 2019 11:05
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sandor clegane: insanely strong and tough man who 1v7s actual human soldiers, but has his worst PTSD breakdown yet even in scenes where he can't see any fire other than his friend berrics sword that he's used to and even cut in half in combat once if only the guy was like 100 pound teen girl he could have had 100 frags instead of 9 also he was fine while having a religious vision about the wall and is essentially an honorary brother, but loses all faith in life after seeing another couple of lord of light miracles work before his eyes
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Apr 29, 2019 11:07
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extra stout posted:didn't she break her custom made spear after soloing 50 white walkers and then end up using littlefingers? dagger that the assassin tried to kill bran with? Yeah she did, but the allegory of us making a weapon/finding a technology to fight climate change seemed better than finding sense in the dagger. Not that it really matters, as I honestly believe GRRM decided about the walkers being climate change later on and it wasn't intended in the first few books. Or he just went with the media hype, I dunno.
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Apr 29, 2019 11:11
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Goons Are Great posted:One girl can kill climate change using a special weapon made by a dude she hosed earlier. Gendry stabbed his throbbing blade into the heart of his lover to bring out Lightbringer which defeated the darkness. He's Azor Ahai reborn.
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Apr 29, 2019 11:15
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His strategy? Wack! His tactics? Wack! The way he puts his best infantry outside fortifications? Wack! Me? I'm tight as gently caress!
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Apr 29, 2019 11:16
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Should have had a half-hour dragon fight between the Night King and Jon and Danny, that ends with Danny and her dragon killing the Night King's dragon very high in the sky, like 20,000 feet, which causes the Night King to fall from the dragon. Jon, with sword in hand and pointing forward, then dives after the Night King, while putting his body in a head first dive position which makes him fall faster than the Night King because he has less wind resistance, and then lets Jon catch up to the night king just in time to stab the Night King through the heart just as the Night King hits the ground and then impales Jon through he own chest almost at exactly the same time, killing them both. (Although of course the fall would also kill Jon.)
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Apr 29, 2019 11:30
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halokiller posted:
Just like real religion, the prophecy of your savior coming true don't change anything got everyone else.
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Apr 29, 2019 11:32
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that actually owned, effortless dothraki-chumping aside. Sound design and music were amazing.
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Apr 29, 2019 11:35
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The Dennis System posted:Should have had a half-hour dragon fight between the Night King and Jon and Danny, that ends with Danny and her dragon killing the Night King's dragon very high in the sky, like 20,000 feet, which causes the Night King to fall from the dragon. Jon, with sword in hand and pointing forward, then dives after the Night King, while putting his body in a head first dive position which makes him fall faster than the Night King because he has less wind resistance, and then lets Jon catch up to the night king just in time to stab the Night King through the heart just as the Night King hits the ground and then impales Jon through he own chest almost at exactly the same time, killing them both. (Although of course the fall would also kill Jon.) lmao I'd loving love this
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Apr 29, 2019 11:39
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Pretty good production values for a television show
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Apr 29, 2019 11:44
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Ok I haven't been able to stop thinking about this and I think I figured our how to actually make the ending good: Beric dies, Melisandre rezzes him Arya fucks off Melisandre spots Jon trying to get past the dragon, realizes what he's doing Hound and Beric jump down to help him Hound jumps on it's back and starts axeing it (overcame fear of fire helping Arya) Beric tries to shield Jon but it's no use, they both get blasted into the wall behind them Beric is incinerated, Jon's clothes/effects as well (including Longclaw), he is dazed Dragon goes in for the kill John reaches for Longclaw but burns his hand on valyrian steel slag, desperately reaches for another sword, grabs a sword that isn't melted but is just glowing bc it's super hot, odd Beric did have a purpose, he was the unknowing steward of loving Lightbringer Dragon goes in to bite Jon, gets slashed, gets SUPER PISSED Melisandre says something about light AND heat, takes off her amulet Dragon goes in to annihilate Jon Lich Mel FIREBALLS the dragon, they battle, it's awesome Dragon eats Mel Jon jumps up on the back of it's head and stabs it w Lightbringer Dragon dies, big explosion knocks everyone over, cut to other characters using the distraction to escape Night King orders White Walker auxilaries to check it out Jon and Sandor engage auxillary white walkers, others arrive to help (Tormund, Grey Wor, Sam/Tyrion?, Sansa????(she has a knife after all)) Jon breaks off to Godswood Night King is about to end Bran when Jon shows up, they fight (Jon getting another chance to save one of his brothers) Night King gets the better of Jon, he falls.over again Arya arrives, stabs the Night King the exact same way, he begins slowly disentigrating (he's the loving Night King), "Valar Morgulis" Only line spoken by Night King: "Valar doheris" as he pulls out his sword while holding her aloft Jon cuts his head off from behind Hell yeah I'm not the only one writing fan fiction now, keep it coming
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Apr 29, 2019 11:48
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It kind of seems like this show is a piece of trash. And there's 3 episodes left?
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Apr 29, 2019 11:56
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Methanar posted:I thought the episode was good. I went in wanting it to be good so I'm appreciating it. There should have been a few differences though: Gendry should've been toast too Bran and the NK both should've died together Maybe also Davos dying defending the kids in the crypt
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Apr 29, 2019 11:59
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Gendry should've been toast too So he'd essentially be Judd Hirsch in the Independence Day sequel? Most likely Davos also bought a boat at one point.
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Apr 29, 2019 12:01
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Its really good that we lost theon and that useless gently caress of a no character grey no dick worm still exists
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Apr 29, 2019 12:04
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Books: When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt. He is the Prince who Was Promised, wielder of Lightbringer, the Hero of Daw....." SHOW: ~~IMMA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!~~ REEEEHOOOOOOOOWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH **HEAVY METAL PLAYING** 
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Apr 29, 2019 12:04
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https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/a4ea1k/spoilers_i_know/ Turns out this guy had the right spoilers the whole time so he knows what's up
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Apr 29, 2019 12:08
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halokiller posted:Gendry stabbed his throbbing blade into the heart of his lover to bring out Lightbringer which defeated the darkness. He's Azor Ahai reborn. this is a bit much because they've wasted gendry but i like it, another entry for worst aspect of this episode is that if they made gendry a hero, battling it out even if not killing the night king it would prepare the broad audience to remember he's the loving kings son and a solid contender for the throne if they go old GoT mode and kill off all the obvious choices by failing to show gendry do almost anything, it feels set in stone that like most characters he now exists only to fight a bit, maybe die, maybe bang arya again i'm only watching at this point for cleganebowl, danny hopefully being hated and owned soon and maybe tyrion redeems himself and crawls back out of boring world
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Apr 29, 2019 12:14
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Randarkman posted:It kind of seems like this show is a piece of trash. Ep4: everyone being sad and talking, then they set off south with their army(most of who respawned in between episodes) Ep5: big battle against some mercenaries who were introduced two episodes ago and Urine's teleporting fleet Ep6: Cersei and Zombie Greg are defeated in their last stand at King's Landing, everyone stands around making "remember when" references for half an hour, John tells Danny she can have the iron throne in exchange for an independent north Cue everyone talking about how epic and deep the show was for the next 100 years.
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Apr 29, 2019 12:25
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bloom posted:Ep4: everyone being sad and talking, then they set off south with their army(most of who respawned in between episodes) Or the spell is lifted and everyone realizes it was actually all garbage in the service of garbage (well, the first couple of seasons, I think until season 3, were pretty decent) like with Lost.
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Apr 29, 2019 12:29
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Lost was good, unlike this show
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Apr 29, 2019 12:38
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When HBO tried to make a new LOST but with robots, it crashed and burned within two seasons.
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Apr 29, 2019 12:44
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halokiller posted:When HBO tried to make a new LOST but with robots, it crashed and burned within two seasons. Therewasonlyoneseasonwhatareyoutalkingabout 
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Apr 29, 2019 12:47
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It's been long enough. They should remake Lost. I want to wonder what's in the hole for two years again.
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Apr 29, 2019 12:48
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Sansa: *Glances at food consumption data* Sansa: *Glances at Winterfell Defense Strategy* Sansa: *Glances at food consumption data* Sansa: "I think the Dothraki and their horses should charge the zombie horde straight off."
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Apr 29, 2019 12:51
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Sansa: *Glances at food consumption data* Lol now the suicide charge makes sense
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw1eTpvFjmU/?igshid=1gfkisv12jw70
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Apr 29, 2019 13:17
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When you think about it, what Arya did was the starting of World War 1 but reverse 
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Apr 29, 2019 13:32
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I can't read 1000+ loving new posts. So I will just say this: overall I don't have problem of the outcome and direction of this episode, but IMO Bran and/or Arya should die with the NK. The NK is a fantasy character. At this point both Arya and Bran are high fantasy characters. They should go away with the ice zombies. They are not needed anymore. That's why Mel dust herself because her mission is completed.
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Apr 29, 2019 13:40
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i hate it
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Apr 29, 2019 13:42
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steinrokkan posted:Lost was bad, just like this show
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Apr 29, 2019 13:43
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https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/a4ea1k/spoilers_i_know/em1rby4/ I am choosing to believe these spoilers are real because they probably are.
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People are syked because their favorite anime character killed the NK, but it doesn't make any thematic sense. Arya doesn't give a gently caress about the white walkers, she barely found out about that poo poo like 2 episodes ago. It makes more sense for literally anyone else to kill him. Sansa should have been the one to sacrifice herself to kill him, that would have been a really good moment for her. A D level player like Dolorius Ed could have done the deed and it would have made more sense.
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