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Captain Lavender posted:Naw, most of them died on the way to Qarth. She went back later and started a big yurt fire, and get a bunch of new ones. Still, those weren't all the dothraki? And following her is stupid.
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tpink posted:One more because I hate myself. Who writes this poo poo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5wm3fY5pCY Ah its so dumb, they missed the entire point of the whole story just so they could do the Arya thing. Most of the people in that video look like they're an insufferable prick.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Jon Snow has been setup as the savior against the White Walkers for the past 8 years and then has literally zero significance in the final battle. He's spent the whole series training and fighting as a leader and warrior against the dead. He even faced death and came out the victor. What was the whole point of his death and resurrection then? He did nothing in the battle at all! The end result would have been identical if he wasn't there. Why did Melisandre bring him back to life? If you accept the Lord of Light as "real" in Westeros, for what reason did he grant her the power to bring Jon back? He did even less than The Hound or Beric to save Arya, the hilariously silly chosen one. I just feel like the show runners have a hard-on for SHOCKING TWISTS, so they had Arya kill the Night King... but there's such thing as plot arcs and satisfying resolutions of several years of build-up. A twist is pointless if it's just to show a fan favorite character is suddenly the ultimate badass. Besides, no one knows as much about the Night King and the WW as Jon and Sam, so why were they so worthless here???? Its going to be funny when it turn out Jon is immune to fire because he's a Targ and he was dodging all that dragon fire for no reason
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Delthalaz posted:what the gently caress is a targ ? A miserable little pile of secrets
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Delthalaz posted:what the gently caress is a targ ? Very carefully.
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Delthalaz posted:what the gently caress is a targ ? not much what's up with you
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Delthalaz posted:what the gently caress is a targ ? Sorry, I meant tarp
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Jon Snow has been setup as the savior against the White Walkers for the past 8 years and then has literally zero significance in the final battle. He's spent the whole series training and fighting as a leader and warrior against the dead. He even faced death and came out the victor. What was the whole point of his death and resurrection then? He did nothing in the battle at all! The end result would have been identical if he wasn't there. Why did Melisandre bring him back to life? If you accept the Lord of Light as "real" in Westeros, for what reason did he grant her the power to bring Jon back? He did even less than The Hound or Beric to save Arya, the hilariously silly chosen one. I just feel like the show runners have a hard-on for SHOCKING TWISTS, so they had Arya kill the Night King... but there's such thing as plot arcs and satisfying resolutions of several years of build-up. A twist is pointless if it's just to show a fan favorite character is suddenly the ultimate badass. Besides, no one knows as much about the Night King and the WW as Jon and Sam, so why were they so worthless here???? He united everyone so that there was a big enough army to stand against the NK, he spent pretty much all his time after dying getting everyone on board with fighting the NK. I think he was the one that figured out killing he NK would wipe the army too, and it was his plan to go for that that got them the win. He also got clowned by the NK in a previous season so we already knew his sword skills weren't good enough to take him.
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Delthalaz posted:what the gently caress is a targ ?
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Steve, the “Strategist”, 4000 years ago: say guys can we shoot him with an arrow? Maybe a few different arrows? With Valyrian whatsitcalled arrowheads? everyone else: sjut the gently caress up steve!!!!
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Chomp8645 posted:Lock her up!
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4000 years ago: we're going to build a wall, and the white walkers are going to pay for it!
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all those episodes with the dothraki, then losing the dothraki, only to be kidnapped again by the dothraki. then all those episodes in captivity, and then the big set piece with the fire. all that for a moderately cool "flames slowly dying out" effect
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Wait. Jon just sent his priceless dire wolf along to die with the dothraki for no reason?
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Randarkman posted:Wait. Jon just sent his priceless dire wolf along to die with the dothraki for no reason? he chased after them like a dog chasing a car. tragic really.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Shoutout to the thousands of Dothraki who did what no Dothraki has ever done and crossed the great poison water to get ruthlessly owned in 20 seconds. The world is better off without them. Khallisi tries to think of them as some noble savages bullshit, but they are just a bunch of criminals who seem to have nothing going for them beyond rape/murder/steal/enslave. I don't think we see the men do any work besides fighting, when they aren't fighting they just sit around belittling women. What even happened to the Dothraki women and children? Did thousands of men literally ride off with some blond lady and leave their families to fend for themselves?
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Look Dany is going to burn Jon Snow for treason but he lives because Targ and she loses her followers to him and he kills her. GoT beeyotch.
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tangy yet delightful posted:Look Dany is going to burn Jon Snow for treason but he lives because Targ and she loses her followers to him and he kills her. GoT beeyotch. Only reason I can think of for them not demonstrating this during the dragon fight
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Bran and Jon are responsible for the fact that the undead army was able to get past the Wall. I don't know if the show mentions it, it kind of hints at it, but the wall has magic spells that prevent the Walkers and their zombies from getting over, under, or through it. Kind of like the spell protecting the wizard's cave. But Bran hosed this up. Bran's gently caress up #1: He uses his remote viewing magic to confront the Night King because he thinks NK can't see him (wrong). The NK grabs his arm and marks him. Basically making a magic tether between himself and Bran, which is how he gets into the cave. Bran's gently caress up #2: He flees south of the wall. This ruins the spells protecting the wall. He's pulling the NK along with him. Would have been better if Bran had just died in the cave instead. So now the wall can be breached by the Walkers and their zombies. This would still take a while though and the wall is still a formidable structure if properly garrisoned. So Jon helpfully provides the Night King with a loving dragon to make the process quicker. lol
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loving love Fiona Apple posted:There's been a ton of build up around ice vs. fire and the long night and every crumb trail has been cryptic and shrouded in mystery as if there's some deeper underlying layer to all of this. And Arya's dagger was just confirmation that nah, you just gotta be sneaky and stab him like we knew the whole time. Maybe the other episodes will give more answers but for now it feels hollow. Nah, the NK was never the star of the story. From the first it was always about man's inhumanity to man. Like the Night's Watch are frantically sending ravengrams to everyone to tell them ice zombies are back, and people are all "lol, those guys are such drama queens" and then it's back to parties and plots. The dead are only ever a threat because the living are assholes.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Nah, the NK was never the star of the story. From the first it was always about man's inhumanity to man. turns out they're never actually a threat because you can just poke the lead zombie once and they all explode
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Bran and Jon are responsible for the fact that the undead army was able to get past the Wall. I don't know if the show mentions it, it kind of hints at it, but the wall has magic spells that prevent the Walkers and their zombies from getting over, under, or through it. Kind of like the spell protecting the wizard's cave. But Bran hosed this up. Bran should have gotten himself smuggled into King's Landing. Let Cerci deal with the Night King. She'd probably marry him.
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Bran the Builder, the Grover of Westeros Everything he built is now fallen over in a heap of insulated stairs and ice
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Randarkman posted:Also seems to me like the night king was really stupid. If he had decided not to do stuff on the frontlines defeat would have been almost literally impossible and his forces would have taken effectively zero casualties as they show that he can just raise everyone again if he wants to. We will never find out why the nk gave a poo poo about bran at all
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big nipples big life posted:So if Mel knew Arya was the chosen one all this time wtf did she still need Gendry's blood for? why did she stick around with stannis (not the mannis)? why did she have him burn his daughter? Her visions were bad. She could tell that like a dozen guys were important and potentially the chosen one but not exactly how. Fire god is a dick who gives out stupid visions. Would have been real helpful if he'd ever mentioned just once "don't burn little girls alive". That could have saved a lot of trouble.
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Phi230 posted:We will never find out why the nk gave a poo poo about bran at all NK carried a printer over to Brans house once
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Woden posted:He also got clowned by the NK in a previous season so we already knew his sword skills weren't good enough to take him. How is it more believable that Arya ninja jumps to the Godswood and stabs the NK on her own than Brienne, Jaime, Jon, Gendry, Arya, etc engages all of the WWs in a battle to the death together? So much less moronic than the bullshit nonsense we got. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Apr 30, 2019 |
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Clawtopsy posted:4000 years ago: we're going to build a wall, and the white walkers are going to pay for it! like theyd build a wall to keep white people out
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