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AITA for having made a fake Instagram account, managed to make my gf a follower, and posting inspirational quotes that help me?quote:My gf(24) is a bit naive/shallow, she started to follow a 'guru' on Instagram and she seemed to act according to what he suggested (even giving answers to her questions). The majority of her questions were about our relationship, and he always answered to her, and however only to somewhat attractive girls. My gf and I are of different backgrounds (she's from an immigrant family), so this guy always said to her "better to stay with someone similar to you" "think of your family" etc. For a time he seemed to make post specifically about her and she always commented asking for more suggestions. I think this guy was trying to hit on her. I made another account, posing as a girl, easily managed to get 150 followers, started to follow her and posted quotes in my favor. Like "don't trust people suggesting you to break with your man" and so. She unfollowed him, now I make a post a day that happen to support what I do. Like "better to stay with him for an hour than make things boring" if she was upset I've been too much time with my friends, or "true love is when he doesn't want to let you alone, even for a second" when I think another man wants to know her and I take her with me even to buy an ice-cream at the park. Somehow, things are better now. Only downside, I often think how long I could continue to do this, and if she would ever change - stop to listen to unknown people on Instagram.
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chemtrail huffer posted:AITA for having made a fake Instagram account, managed to make my gf a follower, and posting inspirational quotes that help me? rear end in a top hat but absolutely hysterical. And rather creepy in those replies. I hope it blows up on him and those are literal quotes that leads her to find the post.
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May 10, 2019 17:55
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Hughlander posted:rear end in a top hat but absolutely hysterical. And rather creepy in those replies. I hope it blows up on him and those are literal quotes that leads her to find the post. An rear end in a top hat yeah but she sounds insufferable for listing to randos on social media. I think they should stay together though so no one else has to deal with that.
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May 10, 2019 17:57
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DemoneeHo posted:It would be the opposite of a mohawk lmfao wtf
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May 10, 2019 18:12
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an example off the internet
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MarcusSA posted:I think they should stay together though so no one else has to deal with that. That was my reaction... On one hand, he found someone that gullible and his reaction is to go in full calculating/manipulating mode. On the other hand, she's clueless enough that her worldview depends on whatever latest pseudo-advice she read online. Yes, please stay together as long as possible. Also, you want your man to have a vasectomy. Tell your man to get a vasectomy. A man with a vasectomy will always keep you happy. You can't spell good life without vasectomy.
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May 10, 2019 18:16
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Is my fiancée setting up uncomfortable scenarios on purpose to upset me?quote:I am a 35(f) and my fiancée is a 40(m). In the past 4 months it seems like another side to his personality is coming out. I can’t tell if this is him gaslighting me, if I’m overreacting, if I’m creating problems or if he has a personality disorder. At any rate something feels off. This is long.
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May 10, 2019 20:32
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Incident number 2054 : I’m still not sure but I feel like there is something going on. I think I’m gonna wait it out and see for sure though.
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May 10, 2019 20:35
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chemtrail huffer posted:AITA for having made a fake Instagram account, managed to make my gf a follower, and posting inspirational quotes that help me? That is some next level manipulation.
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May 10, 2019 20:36
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chemtrail huffer posted:AITA for having made a fake Instagram account, managed to make my gf a follower, and posting inspirational quotes that help me? The second half of this is just the plot to 'Mac and Charlie joint a cult' from Always Sunny.
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May 10, 2019 20:37
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An unreciprocated blowjob is the truest sign of devotion. No it doesn't work the other way. 75% of women enjoy anal when done properly. Don't listen to your mom, she sucks.
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May 10, 2019 20:49
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My mother always warned me about anal...
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May 10, 2019 20:50
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ad090 posted:Is my fiancée setting up uncomfortable scenarios on purpose to upset me? There's been a horrible murderer on the loose that's abducting people at night, did you hear that noise? Stay here, I'll go check!
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May 10, 2019 20:52
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darkwasthenight posted:Man, I don't really have any particular comment on their relationship but if I told my wife I'd been in a hot tub with two naked girls and seven other dudes there would be some loving QUESTIONS being asked, let me tell you. Also slight lol that she doesn't see a difference between skinny dipping at the beach and getting in a hot tub. I thought only old people and deeply repressed christians were still scared by nudity. I mean it's fine if "never let another person see you naked" is a rule that you've agreed on I just think that kind of rule is weird and shouldn't be implied, like the OP's boyfriend seems to think it is. And I'm guessing your wife wouldn't say "that girl and her lesbian friend got the bachelorette party of a lifetime" for having seen your penis QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 20:55 on May 10, 2019 |
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May 10, 2019 20:53
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Beachcomber posted:An unreciprocated blowjob is the truest sign of devotion. No it doesn't work the other way. Nothing is as empowering as covering your mans expenses. Is an FFM threesome a good way to spice it up in the bedroom? More likely than you think The only way to ensure the apartment is up to your standards is to clean it yourself!
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May 10, 2019 20:59
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Cynic Jester posted:Nothing is as empowering as covering your mans expenses. New cosmo covers looking good.
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May 10, 2019 21:00
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QuarkJets posted:I thought only old people and deeply repressed christians were still scared by nudity. If it was a sexual situation, getting nude and seeing others would be a huge problem. But it sounded like everyone was just having fun and being comfortable in their own skin. Also, hot tubs are kind of terrible for sex.
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May 10, 2019 21:03
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Dazerbeams posted:If it was a sexual situation, getting nude and seeing others would be a huge problem. But it sounded like everyone was just having fun and being comfortable in their own skin. Also, hot tubs are kind of terrible for sex. Yeah a hot tub is almost the opposite of a sexy situation, unless you really go out of your way to turn it into one
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May 10, 2019 21:08
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May 10, 2019 21:14
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I mean, unless you can't even go to the public pool without turning into a creep, which I know is a challenge for many goons
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May 10, 2019 21:18
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They're oppressively hot and a breeding ground for bacteria.
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May 10, 2019 21:18
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QuarkJets posted:I mean, unless you can't even go to the public pool without turning into a creep, which I know is a challenge for many goons no u
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May 10, 2019 21:19
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Public pools always make me think of the soggy discarded band-aids that are always floating by...
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May 10, 2019 21:19
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Except I didn't call him a dork or say it was easy? "hasn't bothered" is an idiom implying easiness
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May 10, 2019 21:20
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Public pools always make me think of the soggy discarded band-aids that are always floating by... Sexy discarded bandaids
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May 10, 2019 21:20
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QuarkJets posted:"hasn't bothered" is an idiom implying easiness You're an idiom! EDIT: Hey, sorry about calling you an idiom
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May 10, 2019 21:23
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QuarkJets posted:I thought only old people and deeply repressed christians were still scared by nudity. “Don’t go getting naked in front of random people, especially when I’m not there” is not a weird rule at all and is probably pretty standard in normal, healthy relationships
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May 10, 2019 21:24
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What if you're a lifeguard at a nude beach?
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May 10, 2019 21:25
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its sexist to wear clothes and racist to keep the door locked. this is why i sit naked in a chair in the open doorway of my house
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May 10, 2019 21:26
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No you see honey as a goon I felt nothing while sitting nude in a hot tub filled with drunken naked coeds, in fact I've actually been unable to achieve an erection ever since due to how platonic I felt in that moment
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May 10, 2019 21:27
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Sitting in chairs is ableist
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May 10, 2019 21:27
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Pope Corky the IX posted:You're an idiom! It's cool I wouldn't even mind being an idiom
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May 10, 2019 21:32
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Wanna be idioms together?
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May 10, 2019 21:35
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areyoucontagious posted:“Don’t go getting naked in front of random people, especially when I’m not there” is not a weird rule at all and is probably pretty standard in normal, healthy relationships At the very least most partners would require some heads up for that
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May 10, 2019 21:36
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for going skinny dipping over my (F21) vacation? It is well noted in medical journals that water at 120F is most conductive for sperm transfer in the hot tub. Every hot tub is a sea of babies waiting to be made.
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May 10, 2019 21:40
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Cynic Jester posted:Nothing is as empowering as covering your mans expenses. Casual nudity is the most enlightened way to live. Fetch him snacks, fetch his heart. Video gaming satisfies his hunter instincts without harming any animals.
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May 10, 2019 21:41
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You can store things between your buttcheeks, you don't need pockets.
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May 10, 2019 21:42
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Wanna be idioms together? It takes two to tango but just so we see eye to eye, if anyone ever sees your dong when i'm not around then we're through, I won't be giving you the benefit of a doubt
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May 10, 2019 21:44
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QuarkJets posted:It takes two to tango From now on? Or is this retroactive?
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May 10, 2019 21:45
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CheesyDog posted:No you see honey as a goon I felt nothing while sitting nude in a hot tub filled with drunken naked coeds, in fact I've actually been unable to achieve an erection ever since due to how platonic I felt in that moment
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Neighbor has been intentionally sabotaged multiple offers on my house [OH]quote:I recently had to move from Ohio to Utah for work and put my house on the market on Monday and have received quite a few complaints from realtors trying to show the property. HOAs.....good?
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