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Let me say this on Janeway's behalf. If that nonsense happened on her watch, she'd go back in time and fix that poo poo and flip a double deuce to the temporal prime directive. And she'd be right.
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# ? May 23, 2019 23:42 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:ah gently caress, the destruction of Romulus is canon now isn't it You're saying exactly what I said 10 years ago. 10 years ago today. I saw JJTrek on May 23 2009. It lines up with an important event to me so I remember the date quite well.
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# ? May 23, 2019 23:45 |
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Seeing Star Trek '09 was the worst experience I've ever had in a movie theater. No, that's not a knock on the movie's quality. I actually like it. The problem is, my friends and I saw it opening night in IMAX. Theater was packed, so all we could get were front row seats. Bastards stuck me with front row, center seat. I had my neck craned with my head near-90 degrees for the entire length of the movie. I couldn't even read the entire title slide when it appeared. All I could see was a big-rear end "AR TR." But drat did the Kelvin Timeline Constitution look amazing!
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# ? May 23, 2019 23:54 |
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Snorb posted:Seeing Star Trek '09 was the worst experience I've ever had in a movie theater. Same thing happened to me with The Matrix Reloaded and I still wake up in a cold sweat thinking of Laurence Fishburne's pores
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# ? May 24, 2019 00:01 |
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You may as well walk out if you end up in the front row of any cinema tbh. I didn't like Romulus getting blown up by JJ for 'epic stakes' in his side movie but I guess the 24th century really did need a shake-up after Nemesis where The Federation looks unstoppable and everyone is friends.
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# ? May 24, 2019 00:19 |
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I mean, the fall of the Empire due to some cataclysm isn't the worst idea to shake up galactic politics for drama. For me, it's just that "whoah, the sun just spontaneously blew up and everyone died in a big 'splosion" was probably the dumbest way to do it.
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# ? May 24, 2019 00:27 |
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Also, correct me if I'm wrong but going that route also necessitates Spock loving off to an alternate universe forever, and Red Matter, right? I thought we were done with the shoehorned throwbacks and new macguffins after Discovery
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# ? May 24, 2019 00:29 |
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But... how can you make a Star Trek... without Spock?
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# ? May 24, 2019 00:31 |
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Bring back Sybok!
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# ? May 24, 2019 00:36 |
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:She was an rear end in a top hat in Deep Space 9 ready to sell the Federation out to get an alliance with the dominion but wait I just remembered that was in a simulation nevermind. also yes it has been canon since ST09 that Romulus exploded, and OG Spock got stuck in the Kelvin Timeline where he died offscreen around the time of ST Beyond
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# ? May 24, 2019 00:47 |
Snorb posted:Seeing Star Trek '09 was the worst experience I've ever had in a movie theater. I was in South Africa on a family vacation and the only other person in the theater sat next to me and asked me questions the whole movie. Nice nigerian fellow. Really wish he'd stopped talking to me.
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# ? May 24, 2019 00:50 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Also, correct me if I'm wrong but going that route also necessitates Spock loving off to an alternate universe forever, and Red Matter, right? Not like we were going to see Spock anyway since Nimoy has died, and Trek is full of amazing new science that is never mentioned again. I wonder if they will finally use that Majel Barrett soundboard that they allegedly recorded.
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# ? May 24, 2019 01:05 |
EimiYoshikawa posted:The admiral who showed up to the Drumhead trial, then walked out in disgust? When I was younger I thought he was getting up to take a poo poo. He looks bored, not disgusted
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# ? May 24, 2019 01:10 |
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Senor Tron posted:I don't want some big conspiracy type thing. I'd bet the opposite. Starfleet ordered the fleet to pull out early and Jean-Luc refused (probably only his flagship stayed, be it the Enterprise or whatever... I think he was on it with Data as captain in the tie-in comic for the '09 movie?), and he 'voluntarily resigned' to avoid the whole thing being a PR disaster. Hence why it sounds like he's not exactly on the best of terms with Command.
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# ? May 24, 2019 01:25 |
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# ? May 24, 2019 01:36 |
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Me when I saw The Vineyard:
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# ? May 24, 2019 01:41 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Also, correct me if I'm wrong but going that route also necessitates Spock loving off to an alternate universe forever They could always pull another copy of Spock's katra from Admiral McCoy and put it into a fresh young clone played by Ethan Peck.
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# ? May 24, 2019 01:57 |
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No more Spocks. We have Too Many Spocks now.
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# ? May 24, 2019 02:09 |
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Get some of his other relatives like Spikk or Spunk.
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# ? May 24, 2019 02:18 |
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Evek posted:No more Spocks. We have Too Many Spocks now.
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# ? May 24, 2019 02:18 |
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Picard uses warp 10 to find the sword of kahless and use it to reunite the Klingon empire. This reads exactly like a Trek MadLibs
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# ? May 24, 2019 02:26 |
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The Bloop posted:This reads exactly like a Trek MadLibs Spock uses a Spock to Spock the Spoooooooock.
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# ? May 24, 2019 02:32 |
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# ? May 24, 2019 02:35 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:ah gently caress, the destruction of Romulus is canon now isn't it Just say it's an alternate timeline from an alternate timeline where they failed to save Romulus. Actually, I think they should keep the destruction of Romulus because its interesting.
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# ? May 24, 2019 02:36 |
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You're a few years late, he's not a mod anymore
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# ? May 24, 2019 02:37 |
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Powered Descent posted:Spock uses a Spock to Spock the Spoooooooock. Who put the Tain in the K'Ehleyr Kol Kor Kurn Kang?
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# ? May 24, 2019 03:14 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Here's a wild prediction: The more I think about it, the more I think something like this is likely (although maybe not an all hands lost situation since that’s already been done recently with Lorca). Riker and Troi are off on the Titan, Data is dead and B4 is probably being studied at some facility, Worf takes a job from Martok at the end of DS9 as an ambassador or consultant of some kind, which just leaves Geordi and Crusher still onboard the Enterprise. If Picard lost one or both of them and the E in some botched mission, I can see him doubting his ability to command and leaving Starfleet.
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# ? May 24, 2019 03:41 |
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Doubting his ability to command maybe, but also potentially doubting Starfleet's commitment to peaceful exploration and diplomacy depending on what the big event is.
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# ? May 24, 2019 03:48 |
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Who put the Tain in the K'Ehleyr Kol Kor Kurn Kang? Who put the Rom in the Romulano Nog Zekk
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# ? May 24, 2019 03:48 |
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Thanks! I hate it! This is basically all Christopher Nolan's fault.
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# ? May 24, 2019 04:26 |
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# ? May 24, 2019 04:42 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Calling it now: Picard left Starfleet because he found out how they were going to withhold the cure from the Founders during the Dominion War Do we? Do we really know that?
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# ? May 24, 2019 04:43 |
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the only ds9 callback will be section 31
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# ? May 24, 2019 04:50 |
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Picard sneaks onto Mars wearing a Morn costume that comes apart like in Total Recall
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# ? May 24, 2019 04:52 |
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Picard sneaks onto Mars wearing a Morn costume that comes apart like in Total Recall T-t-two drinks!
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# ? May 24, 2019 04:53 |
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Snorb posted:Seeing Star Trek '09 was the worst experience I've ever had in a movie theater. This reminds me of when I went to see Rent but I could only afford a ticket to one of the folding chairs they set out in front of the front rows which were basically sitting in front of the stage. I couldn't see the whole back of the stage set, and I was getting spittle and sweat rained on me during every song they lined up in front for.
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# ? May 24, 2019 04:53 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:Do we? Do we really know that?
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# ? May 24, 2019 05:39 |
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Thom12255 posted:You may as well walk out if you end up in the front row of any cinema tbh. ah yes. The destruction of Romulus would certainly hurt the Federation. Snow Cone Capone posted:Also, correct me if I'm wrong but going that route also necessitates Spock loving off to an alternate universe forever, and Red Matter, right? It's a Star Trek mcguffin. We will never ever see it again no matter how much it would change the future for the better to keep it or develop it further.
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# ? May 24, 2019 07:04 |
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<doorbell chimes, opens. Picard looks up at this new guest> “Admiral Necheyev! But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?”
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# ? May 24, 2019 07:48 |
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Sir Lemming posted:You're a few years late, he's not a mod anymore I'm guessing the 'YAD has discovered the breaking news that "police say all pedos are Star Trek fans," an SA TVIV mod was a ST fan and a pedo, and with STP in the news Star Trek exists so they've come to shame us that we are all pedos. It's worked, I'm totally reexamining all my life choices and am now exclusively a Star Wars fan. Goodbye TVIV. : Big Mean Jerk posted:The more I think about it, the more I think something like this is likely (although maybe not an all hands lost situation since thats already been done recently with Lorca). Riker and Troi are off on the Titan, Data is dead and B4 is probably being studied at some facility, Worf takes a job from Martok at the end of DS9 as an ambassador or consultant of some kind, which just leaves Geordi and Crusher still onboard the Enterprise. If Picard lost one or both of them and the E in some botched mission, I can see him doubting his ability to command and leaving Starfleet. Calling it now: Spiner is back in a secret role. Countdown is decanonized and B4 has a major role as Picard's retarded manservant.
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