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HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice
Let's take the Cutoff. It's July, no need to fear snowstorms or cannibals!

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Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




but what if the cannibal is inside us this whole time? who knows when it may strike?

I say we stick to the California Trail for the time, the cutoff still loving sucks

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The decision whether to take the Hastings Cutoff was...disconcertingly close.





Guess they weren't important!



This ford is so easy I won't even give it the dignity of choice.



Another trading post in the wilderness. This trading post would eventually evolve into the city of Winnemucca, NV.



Here's all of the food we have left. Do we buy anything?

UED Special Ops
Oct 21, 2008
Grimey Drawer
How about some more Bacon, Coffee, and Dried Bread. That all should make for a good eating.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Buy all the food, I feel like the next set of strangers might be a bit hungrier than the last.

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Buy wagon spares if there are any.

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013

Angrymog posted:

Buy wagon spares if there are any.

Yeah, buy wagon repair stuff just in case.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

What's the current coffee mill count?

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?

SelenicMartian posted:

What's the current coffee mill count?
This is an important question.

Buy Coffee (and mill?), cornmeal, bacon. Maybe more pemmican? Buy spare wagon parts.

Black Robe
Sep 12, 2017

Generic Magic User


Looks like we could use more coffee and cornmeal. And wagon bits if they have any that we don't have, I think we've used our spare tongue. If I'm remembering correctly about ropes and chains being finite we should grab some more of those too if possible, unless this place just has food.

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

I think we broke an axel too

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Wagon repair parts, coffee mill and more coffee.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Laudenum and whiskey, of course

SpruceZeus
Aug 13, 2011

quote:

Wagon repair parts, coffee mill and more coffee.


quote:

Buy all the food, I feel like the next set of strangers might be a bit hungrier than the last.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




How many grandfather clocks do they have in?

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Food and spare parts.

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Commander Keene posted:

Food and spare parts.

Truthkeeper
Nov 29, 2010

Friends don't let friends borrow on credit.
Edible plants are going to be few and far between form here on out, better get whatever vegetables they have.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014





Using our substantial coffers, we buy all the food and whiskey they have. Unfortunately the trading post has no wagon parts or clocks.





The Applegate Trail was used as a way to get to Oregon, so we'll skip it here. At this point we do get the option to gather hay in certain areas to feed our oxen.



So far it's smooth sailing...



The path splits here. Both routes start with desert, have a brief interlude with fresh water and greenery, and end with a hard climb through forested mountains.

thiswayliesmadness
Dec 3, 2009

I hope to see you next time, and take care all
Just keep on Trukeen

MagusofStars
Mar 31, 2012



My vague (probably wrong) understanding of California geography is that Truckee is near the Sierra Nevada mountains. Gold ahoy!!!

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Keep on truckeen. Honk honk.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

MagusofStars posted:

My vague (probably wrong) understanding of California geography is that Truckee is near the Sierra Nevada mountains. Gold ahoy!!!

Truckee's biggest attraction is the Donner Memorial State Park...

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Truckeeeeee!

UED Special Ops
Oct 21, 2008
Grimey Drawer
Flipped a coin on this one and... Carson.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Maybe Truckee wasn't the best choice.



Within 3 miles we hit quicksand!

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

What's the reasoning behind putting the weakest animal at the front?

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Angrymog posted:

What's the reasoning behind putting the weakest animal at the front?

My guess is that it'll make sure the oxen stop at the quicksand, rather than charging through halfway and putting the wagon in the quicksand.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

My guess is, if it walks into the quicksand, gets stuck and dies, at least you didn't lose a healthy oxen.

In other words, it's a canary.

chktshadeclaw
Feb 8, 2012
Can't be any harm in waiting for it to improve. Quicksand improves, right?

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Pfft, slow down, like giving the quicksand more time to suck us in is the way to go.
Full speed ahead!

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Three miles? Where’s the option to turn around and take the other path? That seems more logical.

Regardless, this isn’t about logic. Continue ahead.

Goodguy3
Aug 11, 2016

"What?! I'm not tangled up like this for fun, you know!"
I'm interested in what the other travellers think of this. get advice

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Goodguy3 posted:

I'm interested in what the other travellers think of this. get advice

He who hesitates is lost!

Full steam ahead!

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe

oldskool posted:

Pfft, slow down, like giving the quicksand more time to suck us in is the way to go.
Full speed ahead!

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Get drunk.

Then pretend it's not there.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



Predictably, continuing at full speed through quicksand exhausts our animals before we can even make it a mile.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Berate the animals for being lazy, and then magically double them.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Let's stop and rest on quicksand, nothing could possibly go wrong!

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Throw out literally everything that isn’t whiskey.

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