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Vim Fuego posted:My Late Husband was a big SW fan, so I had a tattoo done in his memorial, wanted to share! 
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Moridin920 posted:It'd be cool to see how it could be done with modern technology but at the same time I still prefer the slower "one small mistake and you're dead" style of dueling that is in those old samurai movies versus backflips and poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeG215-yu-k One of the cartoons I thought had one of the better duels in a long time, in the theme of what you're referring to. It's Obi and Maul again, but whatever.
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Big Beef City posted:I don't know enough, well anything, really, about what Lucas originally thought about this but, it was my impression from the OT that: Billy, your assigned essay topic was ants. Please see me after class
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Vim Fuego posted:My Late Husband was a big SW fan, so I had a tattoo done in his memorial, wanted to share!  That’s well done. Sorry for your loss.
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May 24, 2019 01:22
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Does the thread give a poo poo about plot leaks for IX? cause the guy that leaked the TFA stuff has spilled the beans on this one. Tldr: IX is such hot garbage that the entire nerd population might actually stroke out.
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May 29, 2019 12:58
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Link them spoilers my man
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May 29, 2019 13:11
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I wanna see the leaks. How accurate were the other ones? Not like I'm gonna see this in the theater at this point anyway. gg star warps.
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May 29, 2019 13:24
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Idc but seeing as this isn't the spoiler thread just put them in spoiler tags
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May 29, 2019 13:24
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504 posted:Does the thread give a poo poo about plot leaks for IX? link the dang spoilers
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May 29, 2019 13:29
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504 posted:Does the thread give a poo poo about plot leaks for IX? I’m one of those assholes who loves a thing until it disappoints me then hates it with consuming passion forever. Now I hate Star Wars I can’t get enough negativity about it’s current iteration. Spoilers please.
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May 29, 2019 14:07
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When I went to the theater to see TFA I knew it would be hot garbage from the title crawl. "Luke's missing!" Oh gently caress me it's a "we gotta get the band back together" trope and they couldn't even do that right.
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May 29, 2019 14:17
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Honestly I'm glad that Hamill poo poo all over these new movies and was like "You could have done a lot more with this crap". It's super easy to see where he'd come off as "make my character better and give him more screen time", or demanding of more respect to the original movies as being better because he was in them or whatever the hell but he was just flat out right and was right to be a kind of smug gently caress about it too. Just pretty much a flat out "This sucks and I'd say it sucks more but contractually can't lol"
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May 29, 2019 14:46
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I served Adam Driver at the restaurant I work at. He has big hands and doesn't like guacamole.
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Communist Toast posted:I served Adam Driver at the restaurant I work at. He has big hands and doesn't like guacamole. Lizard person!
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May 29, 2019 14:55
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Communist Toast posted:I served Adam Driver at the restaurant I work at. He has big hands and doesn't like guacamole. Huh, I was never a fan of his but hearing that he shares my disdain for guacamole gets him some points in my book. Salsa supremacy 4eva.
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May 29, 2019 14:58
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Post the spoilers. 
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May 29, 2019 15:25
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I love the new garbage star wars. Post the spoilers so I can be mad now instead of months from now please.
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May 29, 2019 16:03
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Lotta people can't use google in this thread. This and this are the main ones. 
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quote:With the intel, the Resistance heads to a planet in the Unknown Regions (a point of emphasis in the books), where they rescue a “female alien prodigy” who is key to navigating the area. Afterwards, they discover an ocean world that houses a manufacturing station “powered by the populations of conquered worlds.” It’s because of this the First Order has so many resources at their disposal. The mission becomes “liberating the captives” and then alerting the galaxy to what is happening in the Unknown Regions. In a plot twist, it’s revealed none other than General Hux is the rat, which is his attempt to turn everyone against his bitter rival Kylo Ren so he can usurp control of the First Order. Hux is known to be cunning, even eliminating his father en route to his post as general, so it wouldn’t be surprising to see him gain control from Kylo. lol if this is true this is stupid a gently caress quote:Hux is known to be cunning nvm this must be a troll
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May 29, 2019 16:56
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So basically they ripped off another Star Wars product and the First Order basically has a Star Forge except it's powered by holocaust and we're gonna be expected to believe that Hux is a cunning and competent character.
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May 29, 2019 17:00
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quote:Beneath its waters is the secret to the First Order’s unlimited resources, an ancient manufacturing station literally powered by the populations of conquered worlds of the unknown regions. hahaha it's literally the star forge
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May 29, 2019 17:03
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Hux isn't cunning. He literally questions his new master seconds after he gains control. Truly the mind as genius as our own dear leader's.
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May 29, 2019 17:15
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So far we've got... *Two Jedi (one light side, one a Sith Lord) with an unexplained but powerful force bond. *A mysterious super factory in uncharted space that is the secret to the conquering army's power. I'd say we're halfway to the point where Bioware should sue for IP violation of the KOTOR script.
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May 29, 2019 17:25
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these leaks seem very familiar didnt this whole water world powered by the population of captured planets thing come around sometime a while ago?
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May 29, 2019 17:28
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May 29, 2019 17:29
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These are all unbelievably bad. I totally believe them.
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May 29, 2019 17:34
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I'm kinda expecting it to be something more stupid than just forced labor. Maybe some matrix style people-as-batteries thing? With how they abduct children to be stormtroopers i kinda just assumed they'd be using forced labor throughout their territory instead of just one secret factory world. You know, using existing infrastructure and shipyards?
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Bistromatic posted:I'm kinda expecting it to be something more stupid than just forced labor. Maybe some matrix style people-as-batteries thing? I'm pretty sure that's exactly the implication, yeah. It's not forced labor, they're like literally feeding people into the machine or something. Like some FO techs are standing around talking to each other "hey Bill, the machine stopped again! We're supposed to get that Star Destroyer out by the end of the shift. Throw a couple more Twileks in the furnace! No no use the green ones they burn cleaner." Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 17:51 on May 29, 2019 |
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Bistromatic posted:I'm kinda expecting it to be something more stupid than just forced labor. Maybe some matrix style people-as-batteries thing? Oh definitely not just forced labor. It's definitely gonna be more like Malak hooking up captured Jedi to the star forge to suck their force energies away to supercharge the thing or whatever.
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May 29, 2019 17:48
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The First Order are Skeksis oh my god
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The rumor I've been hearing is: Rey is Han's daughter, Han slept around while still married to Leia right around the time Kylo was going to be sent off to Luke, and Kylo knew about the affair and that's why he got so mad at his parents. It's not from a reliable source and this guy from the story group denies it https://twitter.com/pablohidalgo/status/1133573219695308800 But I think it makes a lot of sense, fits with all the other poo poo that's been in these movies, and I think it manages to piss everyone still watching off at once. I'm hoping something like this is true.
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Didn't EU have a whole ridiculous storyline about space dinosaurs locking people up inside machines and using their life energy to power them? Lol
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Yea and it all happened like two days after Return of the Jedi
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Colonel Cancer posted:Didn't EU have a whole ridiculous storyline about space dinosaurs locking people up inside machines and using their life energy to power them? A long time back, because of this thread, I think I read something about how the original colonists of Tattoine imprisoned the natives there to power their mining operation, or the Hutts did that to the colonists to keep powering stuff after the miners started leaving or something. I don't remember and I'm phone posting, but I remembered thinking of it when reading this garbage.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Didn't EU have a whole ridiculous storyline about space dinosaurs locking people up inside machines and using their life energy to power them? Hell yeah, the Ssi-ruuk. lol those crazy dinosaurs will do anything
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In fairness, writing this plot to tie up the massive steaming dump Shyamalan just took on the floor ain't an easy job.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:The rumor I've been hearing is: Rey is Han's daughter, Han slept around while still married to Leia right around the time Kylo was going to be sent off to Luke, and Kylo knew about the affair and that's why he got so mad at his parents.
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Lol that he would have just abandoned his child except that he accidentally ran into her and this is seen as an improvement to the plot
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Colonel Cancer posted:Didn't EU have a whole ridiculous storyline about space dinosaurs locking people up inside machines and using their life energy to power them? An entire race of doctor robotnicks but they're dinosaurs? Cool
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