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Got a short one This county voted for Trump, she said. "Trump says this is a disaster for America. I don't blame him," she said. "I don't have to worry about this anymore."
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These should probably start going in another thread but I'm having so much funquote:Florida Man arrested For Eating Meat quote:Antifa is currently engaged in an armed attack on the University of California Santa Barbara (UC Santa Barbara) campus, which results in the deaths of nine people and injuries to nine others. There have been reports of two more injured individuals identified. RIP Antifa Jessica Alba
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Naw they work in this thread, we've been melting down here about chud safaris for at least a year at this point
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Lol drat this thread is over 2 years old, boy how time flies
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quote:Unemployed Trump voter, 40, says he believes in God, so he wants to take over the entire government
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... Baloogan?!
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Ok this is fun.quote:Nancy Pelosi is angry. She's sickened that Republicans were so reckless with taxpayer dollars to send Syrian refugees from the Middle East into America, especially young children and sick babies. So sickened, in fact, that there seems to be a little bit of a schism over where she stands on that topic.
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Dr. Stephen Brule, 52, realizes that he is going to die under Trump. “Yeah, probably either climate change or nuclear war will kill me and my whole family.” said Brule, who still plans to vote for Trump in 2020. "I want to thank the president for being with me. The worst thing you could do to a man is say something stupid." The doctor has been attending the memorial service, though Brule is wary of the president. “I feel that I am one of his main followers in a number of respects. I want to think about what it is he'll do if he kills me when I'm gone that makes me want to vote for him.” But he told me he won't, saying, if "something happens with the administration, I won't hesitate to vote for someone to do the job because I want to vote and I don't care that he's a monster." On July 6, President Trump will inaugurate his Cabinet. For Brule, being a Trump supporter means being an observer to history. "The last few cabinet choices I've seen are all people that were on the Republican side a lot of time," said Brule. "I don't see a lot of Republican folks. I think President Obama voted in 2008."
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space uncle posted:Dr. Stephen Brule, 52, realizes that he is going to die under Trump. “Yeah, probably either climate change or nuclear war will kill me and my whole family.” said Brule, who still plans to vote for Trump in 2020. "I want to thank the president for being with me. The worst thing you could do to a man is say something stupid." read the entire thing in his voice gently caress you
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space uncle posted:Dr. Stephen Brule, 52, realizes that he is going to die under Trump. “Yeah, probably either climate change or nuclear war will kill me and my whole family.” said Brule, who still plans to vote for Trump in 2020. "I want to thank the president for being with me. The worst thing you could do to a man is say something stupid." for your health!
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quote:Post Trump voters realizing that we didn't do enough: "We didn't do enough" https://t.co/rLp4V8j3Hr — Politico (@politico) December 2, 2016 It wrote it's own politico article lmao
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Goddamn.quote:Charlie Blanderson is an undecided voter. He has no intention of voting for either of the candidates running for President. After all, he wrote this tweet:
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quote:Prior to giving a speech at one of his rallies, Donald Trump snorts Phentermine with Schnorkles ,
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Another woman voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, saying she did not feel she had any moral right to vote for the animal abuse party. "I'm sorry because I do get really upset and I do get really angry and I just don't understand why we're doing this. This is not the best and most compassionate thing for me to do," she told 7.30. "It's disgusting, it's disgusting but it's what we did. It doesn't matter when you get caught, I would like to see us be a little more tolerant towards animals." Another woman, Sarah, a 28-year-old marketing manager, said she did not feel she had the power to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party if she would not vote for it or any other animal abuse-related party. "It does nothing for us because I would not vote for the animal eating party. Because I can vote for it or the animal eating party I don't get that option," she told 7.30. One woman who went to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, was actually a part of the party: Jennifer's dog, Jax,
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Mitch McConnell is the DoomSlayer. The DoomSlayer is the face of the Senate Republican Party, who has no business being considered sane. DoomSlayer: "We need to end all the bad policies and replace all the bad ideas with something good." We don't. Not yet anyway. I'm talking about legislation, not the political careers of politicians. But the Republican base really hates Mitch McConnell, and has no intention of changing its mind on Mitch McConnell.
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# ? May 30, 2019 14:44 |
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Managed to get an interview with everyone's favourite pants-making GBS threads nonce CHUD.quote:Ted Nugent has made an exception for me, because I have a very narrow focus. My focus here is a "conservative" conservative who's an opponent of the homosexual agenda with a conservative worldview.
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# ? May 30, 2019 14:45 |
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now i want to write a master's thesis on "the homosexual agenda with a conservative worldview"
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Quote-Unquote posted:Managed to get an interview with everyone's favourite pants-making GBS threads nonce CHUD. Please publish this alongside my profile of C-SPAM perennial favorite. quote:Ben Shapiro is three apples tall. And yet, he's still called a bigot.
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# ? May 30, 2019 14:54 |
This one went in a direction I did not expect. Joe Biden touches his own penis from behind. His penis has to be taken apart or it will destroy itself. What can we say, this is how men get along. The first lady has some more good ideas for addressing the male body - such as not shaving when men are not in the room, or being out a good deal during the day, or having a condom, etc. We hear more about all this from the women and we hear that, unlike the men in the world, they just want to have a wonderful time and not feel pressured or pressured for doing anything. So we get to the great moment of all the women in the world: the one where the President of the United States gets up to leave and then comes back to talk at length about his penis (it's now almost time for him to talk about the women). When the President's penis is finally taken away by a woman, it's like being shot, and it's time to say goodbye. The President, who just so happens to be the most sexually experienced man ever to take office, is being escorted back from the audience, and he's standing up to the Vice President. Vice President Biden looks down at this thing as he speaks, and we see that the guy's penises (no, not his actual penises, this is
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Kitfox88 posted:read the entire thing in his voice gently caress you quote:Hi there, Dr. Steve Brule here, today we're gonna talk to a really special guy. Really, really special guy, he's my number one patent. He's the president of the untied states, Mr. The President Donald Tormop! He actually has this amazing ability to talk out there, and talk his patent way, because he is not afraid of anything at all. Dr. Brule! You have nothing to fear, you are safe in your home! We are safe in your home Dr. Brule! Thank you so much!
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I would vote for that Biden
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Embrace penis destruction.
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quote:In an Appalachian Sweat Mine of the United States, a man has his son killed. It was the same man who made a speech in which he told everyone to "come home." This is purestrain NYTimes: quote:Poor, white Southerners are so used to "whiteness," they think that the term is neutral or even insulting. That is why, for instance, when you hear someone mention "diversity of ideas," you assume that they mean "equal rights for all." The people who speak "whiteness" and "racism" aren't actually saying anything derogatory toward people of color or immigrants. Rather, when they refer to "diversity of ideas," they're referring to the white Southerners who believe that it's somehow racist to talk about race without using the term "diversity" in place of "racism"—a term that is actually racist because it implies that you don't have a right to express racial ideas or think about race without using the word "racist." This attitude is exactly the sort of thing that leads to the kind of "micro-aggressions" that are routinely blamed to justify the mistreatment that many people feel they suffer from people who, in most of the country, are white Southerners.
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Woah, Ivanka is pro-choicequote:Ivanka Trump, the president's oldest daughter, told Vanity Fair on Tuesday that her father's policies on abortion have created a climate that discourages many women from exercising their health care decisions. Also lol quote:Donald Trump has refused to denounce anti-Semitism because he feels he does not need to, and does not want to defend his policies, but on Friday he was asked about it by a Jewish newspaper.
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Donald Trump did not immediately denounce the pedophile sex cult, saying that he "understood them" and had felt "similar urges" with his daughter, Ivanka. Trump said that he didn't feel it was inappropriate for Trump's children to be intimate with members of pedophile "cultures." Trump also said that the children had not been given sex education but that they "did understand." The Washington Post reported that the children did not "know" or were informed about any of the rituals involving child rape and molestation, and that they were not being given any sort of moral guidance.
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Eat This Glob posted:I asked my wife nicely that we stop contributing to npr after they gave that nazi 5 minutes of airtime after Charlottesville to rank the races and their ombudsman said that it was good and cool news. I've since stopped listening to them almost completely because if I wanted to listen to idiot rural boomers bitch about poo poo i would have remained in iowa and kept working as a newspaper reporter My wife liked NPR until she read this article: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/05/27/726327937/tylenol-for-infants-and-children-is-the-same-why-does-1-cost-3-times-more NPR posted:If you've ever had a little one at home with a fever, you might have noticed two options for Tylenol at the store. It's basically the quintessential NPR article that replaces critical thinking with bothsidesing. At the start of the article they explain that Infants Tylenol used to more concentrated, and then after it was made the same as Childrens Tylenol, J&J (a company that literally poisoned babies for decades with its baby powder) kept the price of Infants Tylenol elevated. They then ask an academic at a prestigious research University to explain it, which she does, cogently. Then they uncritically reprint a bullshit PR statement from J&J and then find some dipshit lawyer with a geocities blog to verify its accuracy, placing him on the same level of expertise as the academic. The part that really loving grinds my gears is NPR says they verified the price difference of the two Tylenols with a simple web search, but they couldn't be loving arsed to google "Infant Medicine Syringe" and verify that they cost motherfucking pennies to produce at the scale J&J need them! Welp, it looks like there are two sides to this argument! Better leave it at that! A plastic tube that costs 4 times as much as the medicine itself? Sounds reasonable to me! Print it! Goddamn I hate NPR.
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This jeb would have won Jeb remarked: "I guess you mean my girlfriend, not the one on the cover. She's only in the movie...she did it on purpose." And when asked about his other plans for the year, he said: "We're getting our divorce." His comment that women will "go to hell" if he wins this election drew a resounding round of laughter from the audience. And the president of the Texas State Bar of Dallas told CNN he could understand why the woman in the picture might be so outraged. "She wasn't doing some sort of stunt. I mean she looks kind of nervous. Why would she run around? She's trying to convince the world that she isn't a bad person." Obama has defended his use of his popular "I'm with her" campaign slogan. He said in September: "Look, I am running for president to make sure that in America, there are families like my own and not just those at the top, but everybody can succeed." And he has repeatedly made clear he would not make fun of women in the way his Republican enemies have mocked him. (Reporting by Richard Cowan; Editing by Will Dunham)
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more of these huge blocks of text that nobody actually reads please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jeb! Jeb! (to Hillary) Why didn't you go to the White House to see me while we waited? Why didn't you go to the White House to see me while we waited? (to Hillary) Because you're running for a Senate seat, and I think it would be more likely to get the attention of her. Because you're running for a Senate seat, and I think it would be more likely to get the attention of her. (to Hillary) Are you going to continue to say, "You can put a woman in the White House. She can do exactly what she wants," because we are still going to keep asking questions about whether the person has had sexual interaction before they're president?
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Avirosb posted:If the R-word is ableist then 'hella dumb' and 'president smooth-brains' are too *flips through giant leather bound tome on a huge stone pedestal titled "the book of rules"* says here r-word's the only thing punishable, everything else is on the table
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Chokes McGee posted:*flips through giant leather bound tome on a huge stone pedestal titled "the book of rules"* says here r-word's the only thing punishable, everything else is on the table callin somebody "trump-brained" seems way more brutal but hey rules is rules
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quote:BIFF HARDMEAT (1) I'm the Dilled Wooden Fisheries and Malice. edit: quote:TRUNK SLAMCHESTONE! THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE CITIZEN! Tinestram has issued a correction as of 18:29 on May 30, 2019 |
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President Trump was one of the original backers of the Star Citizen project on kickstarter. You may recall him tweeting a link to the crowdfunding campaign to his more than 4 million followers – but in an interview at the time of the Kickstarter success, he said Star Citizen would "certainly" have gone on to become an "industry leader." Trump took advantage of that hype machine to go down the line in saying that he still wants to be an entrepreneur. He went on to say that he would be willing to take part in a deal to "take over some projects that nobody wants" and also talk about working on a new game: Would be great if someone could bring me Star Citizen. I love creating — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2014 Of course, none of this, according to the press release that was later released this afternoon, was ever about Star Citizen. In fact, we were told by sources close to the project today that the Star Citizen project would be brought before several federal agencies before receiving "some kind of green light," including the Federal Aviation Administration and Department of Homeland Security. This meant that in order for The Donald to finally pitch in, he would need permission from both the FAA and the department. These sources said Trump plans to present his pitch today before a small group of government officials.
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Baculus posted:President Trump was one of the original backers of the Star Citizen project on kickstarter. You may recall him tweeting a link to the crowdfunding campaign to his more than 4 million followers – but in an interview at the time of the Kickstarter success, he said Star Citizen would "certainly" have gone on to become an "industry leader." Worst crossover of all time.
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Buttsauce fillet Serves 4 Protein 1 tablespoon raw unsalted butter (room temperature. I used unsalted brandy) 3 eggs, at room temperature 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil, plus more for griddles 1 large red onion, coarsely chopped 8 ounces sardines, cleaned and peeled and cut (I used one small sardine and used about 1 teaspoon ground ground ground red pepper) 2 tablespoons kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro 1/8 cup vegetable stock; reduce heat, to low, heat in medium pot over medium heat; let sit for 30 minutes or so to soften. Paprika 1 garlic clove, minced 1 teaspoon freshly grated Parmesan 1 teaspoon paprika or to taste (adjust spices to taste) 1/3 cup water 2 tablespoons chopped parsley 2 tablespoons fresh thyme 3 tablespoons fresh oregano 3/4 teaspoon dried oregano Instructions: 1. Prepare a large bowl according to the instructions in our recipe. (For a very large one cut it in half widthwise.) 2. Bring the eggs and oil to a simmer over medium fire; brown
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quote:President Donald Trump, who once drank an entire gallon of piss in one sitting, may be out of town during the week, but it is always better to be in control of one's own poo poo and not have to worry about being a part of a dysfunctional corporate corporate culture. He will go to his golf game every morning and he will be the president of the United States because that is where poo poo goes down and he's the most powerful dude on the planet and therefore most likely to get poo poo done.
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quote:Eric Trump climbed into his jammies and Melania read him a story about how she was so glad to be with him, just as his wife was reading him the story about a girl in China she had met, that she stopped by while working with him at their company's golf course. quote:Ben Shapiro entered the bathhouse sauna where Tucker Carlson was already seated, nude. Ben said Tucker had "got off lightly." The Sean has issued a correction as of 19:29 on May 30, 2019 |
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Epic High Five posted:Lol drat this thread is over 2 years old, boy how time flies Maybe the real treasure is the chuds who died along the way
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Baculus posted:President Trump was one of the original backers of the Star Citizen project on kickstarter. You may recall him tweeting a link to the crowdfunding campaign to his more than 4 million followers – but in an interview at the time of the Kickstarter success, he said Star Citizen would "certainly" have gone on to become an "industry leader." my god thats why he wants a space force
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