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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Got a short one

This county voted for Trump, she said.

"Trump says this is a disaster for America. I don't blame him," she said. "I don't have to worry about this anymore."

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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



These should probably start going in another thread but I'm having so much fun

quote:

Florida Man arrested For Eating Meat

A South Carolina man charged with threatening to eat another man's dog, has apologized to authorities after telling them he would kill and eat the dog's teeth if a judge wouldn't approve a DNA test.


The man, Robert Dewayne Wilson, was arrested in August after authorities discovered he had been eating the dog's blood, hair and skin for nearly four months, the Glynn County Sheriff's Office said in a press release.

quote:

Antifa is currently engaged in an armed attack on the University of California Santa Barbara (UC Santa Barbara) campus, which results in the deaths of nine people and injuries to nine others. There have been reports of two more injured individuals identified.

The video begins with an ominous description of what happens before, during, and after this attack. A young black woman named Kayla Walker, who works as a professor and researcher with ASUC, sits at a white panel talking about why the violence is happening, stating that she feels scared by white people in this country who think she is an "extremist." She then says to the police officer that she hates white people and says, "I could fight back, but I wouldn't know how...and then, boom, boom, boom—we shoot everyone...."

The video cuts to footage of the crowd around the campus, from what appears to be an emergency room in a hospital, as another woman called police. A woman identified as Jessica Alba has been identified as one of the victims. Jessica Alba was an organizer for the Antifa group at UC Santa Barbara and had been at the university.

RIP Antifa Jessica Alba

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Naw they work in this thread, we've been melting down here about chud safaris for at least a year at this point

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol drat this thread is over 2 years old, boy how time flies

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



quote:

Unemployed Trump voter, 40, says he believes in God, so he wants to take over the entire government

"I think it's pretty interesting because I didn't believe in God until I started thinking about the possibility that perhaps in a few years we should have a man who doesn't believe in God running the government. And when you start thinking about the possibility, of course, I think that I should be more vocal about it because it's so important, and you know that in the Bible it's just plain old murder."

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




...

Baloogan?!

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Ok this is fun.

quote:

Nancy Pelosi is angry. She's sickened that Republicans were so reckless with taxpayer dollars to send Syrian refugees from the Middle East into America, especially young children and sick babies. So sickened, in fact, that there seems to be a little bit of a schism over where she stands on that topic.

We all know how she feels about the debate over foreign policy. Her comments during Tuesday's congressional hearing on Libya, which resulted in the deaths of four Americans, would fit the bill. Democrats are outraged that Republicans let an ISIS terrorist kill four U.S. soldiers in Libya who were trying to help rescue an American sailor. The Republicans then used a moment of silence in the House chamber over his funeral. It's not enough for Pelosi to say she was surprised by the tragic event, or that Republicans had a different idea about the needs to protect Americans from terrorism. As if she could forget Benghazi?

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Dr. Stephen Brule, 52, realizes that he is going to die under Trump. “Yeah, probably either climate change or nuclear war will kill me and my whole family.” said Brule, who still plans to vote for Trump in 2020. "I want to thank the president for being with me. The worst thing you could do to a man is say something stupid."

The doctor has been attending the memorial service, though Brule is wary of the president. “I feel that I am one of his main followers in a number of respects. I want to think about what it is he'll do if he kills me when I'm gone that makes me want to vote for him.”

But he told me he won't, saying, if "something happens with the administration, I won't hesitate to vote for someone to do the job because I want to vote and I don't care that he's a monster."

On July 6, President Trump will inaugurate his Cabinet. For Brule, being a Trump supporter means being an observer to history.

"The last few cabinet choices I've seen are all people that were on the Republican side a lot of time," said Brule. "I don't see a lot of Republican folks. I think President Obama voted in 2008."

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

space uncle posted:

Dr. Stephen Brule, 52, realizes that he is going to die under Trump. “Yeah, probably either climate change or nuclear war will kill me and my whole family.” said Brule, who still plans to vote for Trump in 2020. "I want to thank the president for being with me. The worst thing you could do to a man is say something stupid."

read the entire thing in his voice gently caress you

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

space uncle posted:

Dr. Stephen Brule, 52, realizes that he is going to die under Trump. “Yeah, probably either climate change or nuclear war will kill me and my whole family.” said Brule, who still plans to vote for Trump in 2020. "I want to thank the president for being with me. The worst thing you could do to a man is say something stupid."

The doctor has been attending the memorial service, though Brule is wary of the president. “I feel that I am one of his main followers in a number of respects. I want to think about what it is he'll do if he kills me when I'm gone that makes me want to vote for him.”

But he told me he won't, saying, if "something happens with the administration, I won't hesitate to vote for someone to do the job because I want to vote and I don't care that he's a monster."

On July 6, President Trump will inaugurate his Cabinet. For Brule, being a Trump supporter means being an observer to history.

"The last few cabinet choices I've seen are all people that were on the Republican side a lot of time," said Brule. "I don't see a lot of Republican folks. I think President Obama voted in 2008."

for your health!

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

quote:

Post Trump voters realizing that we didn't do enough: "We didn't do enough" https://t.co/rLp4V8j3Hr — Politico (@politico) December 2, 2016

This isn't the first time Donald Trump's comments have been dismissed by journalists as "outrageous" and "dissapointing." In 2015, former "Sunday Night with David Letterman" show host Larry Wilmore claimed to have received a barrage of "vile" and "bizarre" messages from fellow Americans from concerned citizens upset at what they described as a widespread lack of trust in Donald Trump. Trump himself took to Twitter on November 8, responding to what many perceived as this media barrage:

I know that I don't speak for every politician and every community. But I really don't think anyone can make up their minds about me or what I stand for anymore. As an example, they can't make up their minds if they are angry about the immigration thing. Or they're angry about Trump or whatever. But I am not an angry person by any good definition, so please don't take that out of context.

Trump's campaign subsequently issued a series of statements refuting the allegations, including one that Trump "has not been contacted by news organizations in the last 15 days and has not been briefed."

This article originally appeared

It wrote it's own politico article lmao

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
Goddamn.

quote:

Charlie Blanderson is an undecided voter. He has no intention of voting for either of the candidates running for President. After all, he wrote this tweet:

If you vote Libertarian at 4/6 where is your voice? If your voice is a voice in the USA now your silence at an election is deafening! — David Switzer (@DavidSwitzer) April 12, 2016

In fact, Blanderson has already voted in two presidential elections. But when asked about that fact in an interview with Reason TV, he admitted, "I was a little surprised by it." But he added in the video below, "I voted, just not when I wanted to," he concluded.

Blanderson thinks neither candidate has a sound record on gun control:

"I think it's almost hard to find fault with either candidate because for me, that's where I'm from, that's where I love and I've voted for presidents."

Blanderson thinks that voting Libertarian doesn't mean much — it just means that the nation wants to hear from those who say they're "for less government":

"[I]t would help to see the candidates and the candidates' positions and what they believe," he wrote. "But it wouldn't help in the slightest."

[h/t YouTube]

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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

quote:

Prior to giving a speech at one of his rallies, Donald Trump snorts Phentermine with Schnorkles ,
It may be my favorite of all his past remarks
- Schnorkles. He was really funny
- He had no doubt the audience
-
- They would laugh at him
- And he was right
That
That would be great!
Well, I agree and I love these quotes when he talks about the audience, but the thing is:
They would laugh at him
For real? For real and for love?
So in fairness, he had to have liked these ideas.
Of course, he would have loved to hear about
What we can do about all this 's going around. As President we
must help and assist people to keep the American dream alive. This is where we are doing the best job 's
we can be doing  the  and helping out people. And so I
Have to admit, President Trump really hit home how much love there is  for American values . This is why he is always so positive.
This has always been true, he doesn't even need to use the noun in the word

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Another woman voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, saying she did not feel she had any moral right to vote for the animal abuse party. "I'm sorry because I do get really upset and I do get really angry and I just don't understand why we're doing this. This is not the best and most compassionate thing for me to do," she told 7.30. "It's disgusting, it's disgusting but it's what we did. It doesn't matter when you get caught, I would like to see us be a little more tolerant towards animals."

Another woman, Sarah, a 28-year-old marketing manager, said she did not feel she had the power to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party if she would not vote for it or any other animal abuse-related party.

"It does nothing for us because I would not vote for the animal eating party. Because I can vote for it or the animal eating party I don't get that option," she told 7.30.

One woman who went to vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, was actually a part of the party: Jennifer's dog, Jax,

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Mitch McConnell is the DoomSlayer. The DoomSlayer is the face of the Senate Republican Party, who has no business being considered sane.

DoomSlayer: "We need to end all the bad policies and replace all the bad ideas with something good."

We don't. Not yet anyway. I'm talking about legislation, not the political careers of politicians. But the Republican base really hates Mitch McConnell, and has no intention of changing its mind on Mitch McConnell.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Managed to get an interview with everyone's favourite pants-making GBS threads nonce CHUD.

quote:

Ted Nugent has made an exception for me, because I have a very narrow focus. My focus here is a "conservative" conservative who's an opponent of the homosexual agenda with a conservative worldview.

"If I were to make another statement that's very important to you readers, it would be I strongly suspect you're gay. I suspect you're gay because you're very concerned about gay marriage."

"I don't know if you're gay or straight. If you are, please respond."

"Let me tell you something. You're coming from the homosexual agenda. There is the homosexual agenda in my community because that agenda came to prominence when we were dealing with President Kennedy."

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

now i want to write a master's thesis on "the homosexual agenda with a conservative worldview"

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Quote-Unquote posted:

Managed to get an interview with everyone's favourite pants-making GBS threads nonce CHUD.

Please publish this alongside my profile of C-SPAM perennial favorite.

quote:

Ben Shapiro is three apples tall. And yet, he's still called a bigot.

Because he believes in free speech.

Because his words are meant to promote "traditional American values."

Because he wants to "protect" our community from radical Islamic terrorism.

Because he thinks the government should be our friend.

So yes, I could have listened to him, but I did it right to the last moment.

Instead, every time one of these opinions comes up in an interview or conversation, Shapiro gets slammed by his opponents.

Some call him a racist. Some call him sexist. Some even call him hateful, calling him "pathetic" and "a man-curse."

"He's hateful. He's hateful."

That's what his friends tell me all day long in person.

They see him as a hateful man. They see him as a hateful American who has shown a complete disregard for free speech and our freedoms.

It makes me sick to know he believes it.

But he doesn't. He believes in it.

Because it is the right thing to do.

You can follow along with me here, but as you can tell by reading all this, that's not just a view. This view is a belief. It's a belief, rooted in reason

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


This one went in a direction I did not expect.

Joe Biden touches  his own penis from behind.  His penis has to be taken apart or it will destroy itself.  What can we say, this is how men get along.  The first lady has some more good ideas for addressing the male body - such as not shaving when men are not in the room, or being out a good deal during the day, or having a condom, etc.  We hear more about all this from the women and we hear that, unlike the men in the world, they just want to have a wonderful time and not feel pressured or pressured for doing anything. So we get to the great moment of all the women in the world: the one where the President of the United States gets up to leave and then comes back to talk at length about his penis (it's now almost time for him to talk about the women).  When the President's penis is finally taken away by a woman, it's like being shot, and it's time to say goodbye.  The President, who just so happens to be the most sexually experienced man ever to take office, is being escorted back from the audience, and he's standing up to the Vice President.  Vice President Biden looks down at this thing as he speaks, and we see that the guy's penises (no, not his actual penises, this is

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Kitfox88 posted:

read the entire thing in his voice gently caress you

quote:

Hi there, Dr. Steve Brule here, today we're gonna talk to a really special guy. Really, really special guy, he's my number one patent. He's the president of the untied states, Mr. The President Donald Tormop! He actually has this amazing ability to talk out there, and talk his patent way, because he is not afraid of anything at all. Dr. Brule! You have nothing to fear, you are safe in your home! We are safe in your home Dr. Brule! Thank you so much!

Mr. Tormop! Welcome my Mr. Brule! Dr. Brule!

Mr. Brule! I am just one man. But I have been the president of the untied states, Mr. The President Donald Tormop for quite some time, and I know what it takes for America to have its own place back here. Mr. Tormop! You have been a president for ten years, Dr. Brule. The president of the untied states for ten years you are truly an untouchable. I have a feeling that if we were to meet for this interview you probably would not be afraid to shake my hand or even hold it.

[Dr. Brule nods to Tormop's hand and hands Brule around his shoulders, then to the camera, as

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

I would vote for that Biden

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Embrace penis destruction.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

quote:

In an Appalachian Sweat Mine of the United States, a man has his son killed. It was the same man who made a speech in which he told everyone to "come home."


This is purestrain NYTimes:

quote:

Poor, white Southerners are so used to "whiteness," they think that the term is neutral or even insulting. That is why, for instance, when you hear someone mention "diversity of ideas," you assume that they mean "equal rights for all." The people who speak "whiteness" and "racism" aren't actually saying anything derogatory toward people of color or immigrants. Rather, when they refer to "diversity of ideas," they're referring to the white Southerners who believe that it's somehow racist to talk about race without using the term "diversity" in place of "racism"—a term that is actually racist because it implies that you don't have a right to express racial ideas or think about race without using the word "racist." This attitude is exactly the sort of thing that leads to the kind of "micro-aggressions" that are routinely blamed to justify the mistreatment that many people feel they suffer from people who, in most of the country, are white Southerners.

The fact that there is a long history of white Southerners who believed it was wrong to speak out against the mistreatment of people of color is part of what led to the Southern Poverty Law Center to place an ad this summer warning viewers about the "growing number of white supremacist websites that cater to racist violence, the 'lone wolf'

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Woah, Ivanka is pro-choice

quote:

Ivanka Trump, the president's oldest daughter, told Vanity Fair on Tuesday that her father's policies on abortion have created a climate that discourages many women from exercising their health care decisions.

Ivanka Trump argued that anti-abortion legislation from the House or Senate has only increased opposition to women becoming mothers.

"I think there is a very important lesson from recent history," Ivanka Trump told Vanity Fair. "But not much of a lesson. The Republican Party is very conservative when it comes to these issues. They are very conservative about women's rights. I'm not sure that this issue of abortion has ever been really central in Republican thinking."

In response to Ivanka Trump's remarks, Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards told the Washington Post on Tuesday that the Trump administration wasn't "in the least concerned" that Planned Parenthood could lose federal funding because of these changes.

Also lol

quote:

Donald Trump has refused to denounce anti-Semitism because he feels he does not need to, and does not want to defend his policies, but on Friday he was asked about it by a Jewish newspaper.

"Look at my father," Ivanka Trump said. "He has a real beautiful wife and wonderful children. He won't even condemn white supremacists and neo-Nazis."

"Look, the issue at hand is not only if he is opposed to neo-Nazis, KKK, white supremacists coming into our country," she continued. "I mean, there are a lot of words and a lot of things that he needs to say. He needs to clarify some things."

Asked by CBS if he was a racist, Donald Trump said, "I have a beautiful wife and wonderful children. I don't even want to go into it. It's hard for me to think about."

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Donald Trump did not immediately denounce the pedophile sex cult, saying that he "understood them" and had felt "similar urges" with his daughter, Ivanka. Trump said that he didn't feel it was inappropriate for Trump's children to be intimate with members of pedophile "cultures." Trump also said that the children had not been given sex education but that they "did understand." The Washington Post reported that the children did not "know" or were informed about any of the rituals involving child rape and molestation, and that they were not being given any sort of moral guidance.

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Eat This Glob posted:

I asked my wife nicely that we stop contributing to npr after they gave that nazi 5 minutes of airtime after Charlottesville to rank the races and their ombudsman said that it was good and cool news. I've since stopped listening to them almost completely because if I wanted to listen to idiot rural boomers bitch about poo poo i would have remained in iowa and kept working as a newspaper reporter

I dont know if she still listens though

My wife liked NPR until she read this article:

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2019/05/27/726327937/tylenol-for-infants-and-children-is-the-same-why-does-1-cost-3-times-more

NPR posted:

If you've ever had a little one at home with a fever, you might have noticed two options for Tylenol at the store.

There's one for infants and one for children. They contain the same amount of medicine — 160 milligrams of acetaminophen per 5 milliliters of liquid — but the infant version costs three times more.

What gives? It turns out, there's a backstory.

For decades, Infants' Tylenol was stronger than the children's version. The thinking was that you don't want to give babies lots of liquid medicine to bring down a fever — so you can give them less if it's stronger.

"It was three times more concentrated," says Inma Hernandez of the University of Pittsburgh School of Pharmacy. Since it contained more acetaminophen, the active ingredient, she says, it made sense that it was also more expensive. "The price per milliliter was five times higher," Hernandez says.

........

A quick search online shows 4 ounces of Children's Tylenol selling for $5.99, and Infants' Tylenol also selling for $5.99, but for only 1 ounce of medicine. With many store brands of acetaminophen, it's the same story: The infant version is generally three times more expensive than the one for children.

Hernandez doesn't buy it.

"The cup versus the syringe doesn't really explain the price difference in my opinion," Hernandez says. "They're really cheap because they're just plastic. When we think of what's expensive in a drug, it's actually the active ingredient, and the preparation of that active ingredient in the formulation, not the plastic cup or the syringe."

But Johnson & Johnson's explanation makes sense to Edgar Dworsky, a consumer advocate and founder of the website Consumer World. "There's an extra thing in the box, and extra things usually cost money," he says.

It's basically the quintessential NPR article that replaces critical thinking with bothsidesing.

At the start of the article they explain that Infants Tylenol used to more concentrated, and then after it was made the same as Childrens Tylenol, J&J (a company that literally poisoned babies for decades with its baby powder) kept the price of Infants Tylenol elevated.

They then ask an academic at a prestigious research University to explain it, which she does, cogently. Then they uncritically reprint a bullshit PR statement from J&J and then find some dipshit lawyer with a geocities blog to verify its accuracy, placing him on the same level of expertise as the academic.

The part that really loving grinds my gears is NPR says they verified the price difference of the two Tylenols with a simple web search, but they couldn't be loving arsed to google "Infant Medicine Syringe" and verify that they cost motherfucking pennies to produce at the scale J&J need them!

Welp, it looks like there are two sides to this argument! Better leave it at that! A plastic tube that costs 4 times as much as the medicine itself? Sounds reasonable to me! Print it!

Goddamn I hate NPR.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
This jeb would have won

Jeb remarked: "I guess you mean my girlfriend, not the one on the cover. She's only in the movie...she did it on purpose."

And when asked about his other plans for the year, he said: "We're getting our divorce."


His comment that women will "go to hell" if he wins this election drew a resounding round of laughter from the audience.


And the president of the Texas State Bar of Dallas told CNN he could understand why the woman in the picture might be so outraged.


"She wasn't doing some sort of stunt. I mean she looks kind of nervous. Why would she run around? She's trying to convince the world that she isn't a bad person."


Obama has defended his use of his popular "I'm with her" campaign slogan.


He said in September: "Look, I am running for president to make sure that in America, there are families like my own and not just those at the top, but everybody can succeed."


And he has repeatedly made clear he would not make fun of women in the way his Republican enemies have mocked him.

(Reporting by Richard Cowan; Editing by Will Dunham)

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
more of these huge blocks of text that nobody actually reads please

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SoggyBobcat
Oct 2, 2013

Jeb!

Jeb! (to Hillary) Why didn't you go to the White House to see me while we waited?

Why didn't you go to the White House to see me while we waited? (to Hillary) Because you're running for a Senate seat, and I think it would be more likely to get the attention of her.

Because you're running for a Senate seat, and I think it would be more likely to get the attention of her. (to Hillary) Are you going to continue to say, "You can put a woman in the White House. She can do exactly what she wants," because we are still going to keep asking questions about whether the person has had sexual interaction before they're president?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Avirosb posted:

If the R-word is ableist then 'hella dumb' and 'president smooth-brains' are too :colbert:

*flips through giant leather bound tome on a huge stone pedestal titled "the book of rules"* says here r-word's the only thing punishable, everything else is on the table :shrug:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Chokes McGee posted:

*flips through giant leather bound tome on a huge stone pedestal titled "the book of rules"* says here r-word's the only thing punishable, everything else is on the table :shrug:

callin somebody "trump-brained" seems way more brutal but hey rules is rules

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

quote:

BIFF HARDMEAT (1)

PACKED AND WOODEN HANDGUARD GRIPS (4)

HAND-GLOBED CHERRY GLIEGE FIBER (3)

HAND-FASTENED GRIPS (4)

STANDARD LADDER & BUMPER LID (3)

LASTING HAND LOCK (4)

STRONG, COLD CONDITIONAL BRACKETS (5)

INFRARED SHOE LOCK & TAPE (3)

LARGE CONDITIONAL HANDLING RINGS (3)

EXTRA LIGHTNING SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS (4)

TEMPLE HANDLING LIGHTING (2)

REAR POCKET LATCH (1)

BOOSTER CHEER (1)

CHEESE & KETCHUP (6)

DILLED WOODEN FISHERIES AND MALICE (3)

BALLET DETAILS (6)

A-PON TOO HAND MADE IT INTO A POCKET (2)

I'm the Dilled Wooden Fisheries and Malice.

edit:

quote:

TRUNK SLAMCHESTONE! THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE CITIZEN!

BOTH FOUR SIXTEEN, THE GANGSTER GANGSTER, COMES DOWN FROM THE AIR!

GULLET SPEED OF THE SIXTEEN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE CITIZEN IS OVER!

THESE BASTARDS AREN'T GOING TO GET HIM!

BASICALLY, BOTH THE SIXTEVEN AND THOUSAND SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE CITIZEN ARE TOGETHER AND YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUTOF IT! BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF HOW IT'S BEING MADE!

IF YOU'RE THE CITIZEN, THE SIXTEEN IN CITIZEN! THE SIXTEEN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE CITIZEN

DO YOU WANT TO DIE IN MASSACRE BECAUSE HAWKS

REAP OUT OF SOMETHING SO YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THE THINGS STILL IN SHEPARD IN THE FRONT STREETS!

DO YOU WANT TO

Tinestram has issued a correction as of 18:29 on May 30, 2019

Baculus
Oct 25, 2007

I DID A BIG CACA IN MY DRUG STORE DIAPER
President Trump was one of the original backers of the Star Citizen project on kickstarter. You may recall him tweeting a link to the crowdfunding campaign to his more than 4 million followers – but in an interview at the time of the Kickstarter success, he said Star Citizen would "certainly" have gone on to become an "industry leader."

Trump took advantage of that hype machine to go down the line in saying that he still wants to be an entrepreneur. He went on to say that he would be willing to take part in a deal to "take over some projects that nobody wants" and also talk about working on a new game:

Would be great if someone could bring me Star Citizen. I love creating — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2014

Of course, none of this, according to the press release that was later released this afternoon, was ever about Star Citizen.

In fact, we were told by sources close to the project today that the Star Citizen project would be brought before several federal agencies before receiving "some kind of green light," including the Federal Aviation Administration and Department of Homeland Security. This meant that in order for The Donald to finally pitch in, he would need permission from both the FAA and the department.

These sources said Trump plans to present his pitch today before a small group of government officials.

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Baculus posted:

President Trump was one of the original backers of the Star Citizen project on kickstarter. You may recall him tweeting a link to the crowdfunding campaign to his more than 4 million followers – but in an interview at the time of the Kickstarter success, he said Star Citizen would "certainly" have gone on to become an "industry leader."

Trump took advantage of that hype machine to go down the line in saying that he still wants to be an entrepreneur. He went on to say that he would be willing to take part in a deal to "take over some projects that nobody wants" and also talk about working on a new game:

Would be great if someone could bring me Star Citizen. I love creating — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2014

Of course, none of this, according to the press release that was later released this afternoon, was ever about Star Citizen.

In fact, we were told by sources close to the project today that the Star Citizen project would be brought before several federal agencies before receiving "some kind of green light," including the Federal Aviation Administration and Department of Homeland Security. This meant that in order for The Donald to finally pitch in, he would need permission from both the FAA and the department.

These sources said Trump plans to present his pitch today before a small group of government officials.

:captainpop:

Worst crossover of all time.

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003
Buttsauce fillet

Serves 4

Protein

1 tablespoon raw unsalted butter (room temperature. I used unsalted brandy)

3 eggs, at room temperature

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil, plus more for griddles

1 large red onion, coarsely chopped

8 ounces sardines, cleaned and peeled and cut (I used one small sardine and used about 1 teaspoon ground ground ground red pepper)

2 tablespoons kosher salt

1/2 teaspoon black pepper

1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro

1/8 cup vegetable stock; reduce heat, to low, heat in medium pot over medium heat; let sit for 30 minutes or so to soften.

Paprika

1 garlic clove, minced

1 teaspoon freshly grated Parmesan

1 teaspoon paprika or to taste (adjust spices to taste)

1/3 cup water

2 tablespoons chopped parsley

2 tablespoons fresh thyme

3 tablespoons fresh oregano

3/4 teaspoon dried oregano

Instructions:

1. Prepare a large bowl according to the instructions in our recipe. (For a very large one cut it in half widthwise.)

2. Bring the eggs and oil to a simmer over medium fire; brown

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

quote:

President Donald Trump, who once drank an entire gallon of piss in one sitting, may be out of town during the week, but it is always better to be in control of one's own poo poo and not have to worry about being a part of a dysfunctional corporate corporate culture. He will go to his golf game every morning and he will be the president of the United States because that is where poo poo goes down and he's the most powerful dude on the planet and therefore most likely to get poo poo done.
This is a man as a man as he has a mind for the things that matter.
To be clear, Donald Trump has the best relationship with his ego. All we can ask for of our president is to be able to trust in his ability to keep us up.
Trump may know that his job is not easy, but at the end of the day he isn't doing anything different than what the average rear end in a top hat does.
He does not care that he's in Trump Tower with Trump Tower Staff. There's no such thing as a Trump Organization there. If anything the only thing Trump wants is for his office to be staffed with real people that want to do good things, not people just "to make money from Trump".
Trump will sit in his bath tub for the next several years and watch as poo poo starts to fall from the sky. He will go through his daily ritual of
God drat.

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005

Am I handsome now?


quote:

Eric Trump climbed into his jammies and Melania read him a story about how she was so glad to be with him, just as his wife was reading him the story about a girl in China she had met, that she stopped by while working with him at their company's golf course.

"What was all that, did I get too close to your father?," she asked him.

"Well, that was the story," Trump responded.

The moment was filmed by camera man at his company's golf course in Bedminster, N.J., where the president is spending the weekend with his wife, Melania.


[Watch.]


Watch in real time. A post shared by @trumptastic (@trumptastic) on Nov 12, 2017 at 9:24am PST

Melania Trump was the first lady during President John F. Kennedy's presidency and was first lady in the first half of the 20th century. Her husband, now president, is the 43rd president of the United States.

Trump's wife also got a good answer from her father, whom the president has been known to mock in public.

"He called me out," Trump said Friday night. "And he was so happy. You know the guy always, you know, 'Mom, I just won! I won!'

quote:

Ben Shapiro entered the bathhouse sauna where Tucker Carlson was already seated, nude. Ben said Tucker had "got off lightly."

Mashable and BuzzFeed News have not reviewed surveillance videos of Tucker from the time of the incident.

The Sean has issued a correction as of 19:29 on May 30, 2019

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Epic High Five posted:

Lol drat this thread is over 2 years old, boy how time flies

Maybe the real treasure is the chuds who died along the way

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Baculus posted:

President Trump was one of the original backers of the Star Citizen project on kickstarter. You may recall him tweeting a link to the crowdfunding campaign to his more than 4 million followers – but in an interview at the time of the Kickstarter success, he said Star Citizen would "certainly" have gone on to become an "industry leader."

Trump took advantage of that hype machine to go down the line in saying that he still wants to be an entrepreneur. He went on to say that he would be willing to take part in a deal to "take over some projects that nobody wants" and also talk about working on a new game:

Would be great if someone could bring me Star Citizen. I love creating — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 26, 2014

Of course, none of this, according to the press release that was later released this afternoon, was ever about Star Citizen.

In fact, we were told by sources close to the project today that the Star Citizen project would be brought before several federal agencies before receiving "some kind of green light," including the Federal Aviation Administration and Department of Homeland Security. This meant that in order for The Donald to finally pitch in, he would need permission from both the FAA and the department.

These sources said Trump plans to present his pitch today before a small group of government officials.

my god thats why he wants a space force

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

:tizzy:

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