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Asimov: Feb 15, 2016

KiteAuraan posted:

It is both a title and a specific person. And due to the non-self doctrine, not even a specific person. And that's not even getting into Mahayana cosmology involving buddhadhatu and Tathagatagarbha philosophy.

Bodhisattva are enlightened ones who have taken the Bodhisattva vows not to achieve ultimate Nirvana until all living beings have, they're distinct from, but related to Buddhas.

A bumper sticker that says, "If it ain't Vajrayana, it ain't Tantra"

and then like, a bunch of letters that spell C0ex1sT! cause bono ripped it off

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Asimov: Feb 15, 2016

if a fool doubleposts on a dead forum, does anyone hear? and other zen koans

I see that fetal tissue research has been curtailed by the Trump administration, I wonder how many voters are holding out hope for miraculous stem cell treatments to reverse their diabetes? Too bad some of them have type 2 diabetes, the kind they were never able to cure.

Asimov has issued a correction as of 08:51 on Jun 6, 2019

# ? Jun 6, 2019 08:43

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

numerrik posted:

no he doesn�t. he�s lost his poo poo and killed people.

e: I was confusing the idiom �Buddha only waits three times� with Aṅgulimāla who is important in Buddhism

this guy does not gently caress

# ? Jun 6, 2019 09:32

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

plester1 posted:

Too bad the buddha wasn't fat:

This little fat guy is a famous monk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budai

Another way in which you are not the buddha.

gently caress i am even further from enlightenment

# ? Jun 6, 2019 11:05

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Asimov posted:

if a fool doubleposts on a dead forum, does anyone hear? and other zen koans

depends, do they have a screenreader :smug:

# ? Jun 6, 2019 16:00

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Technically we are all the buddha

# ? Jun 6, 2019 16:09

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Feldegast42 posted:

Technically we are all the buddha

I'm the testicles of Buddha. In a way, we're all testicles.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 16:35

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I can't believe its not buddha

# ? Jun 6, 2019 16:36

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Chokes McGee posted:

the buddha does

in many, many ways, I am not the buddha

aw its okay i'll still rub ur belly :3:

# ? Jun 6, 2019 16:37

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

plester1 posted:

Too bad the buddha wasn't fat:

This little fat guy is a famous monk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budai

Another way in which you are not the buddha.

gently caress, I thought the fat guy's name was Hotei.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 16:41

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Feldegast42 posted:

Technically we are all the buddha

Does a dog have Buddha-nature?

THOSE ARE MY KOANS
GIVE THEM BACK
YOU ARE A DOG
YOU DON'T EVEN GET THEM

# ? Jun 6, 2019 16:47

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

got any sevens posted:

aw its okay i'll still rub ur belly

# ? Jun 6, 2019 17:19

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Powered Descent posted:

Does a dog have Buddha-nature?

THOSE ARE MY KOANS
GIVE THEM BACK
YOU ARE A DOG
YOU DON'T EVEN GET THEM

so yes then

# ? Jun 6, 2019 17:19

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Asimov posted:

A bumper sticker that says, "If it ain't Vajrayana, it ain't Tantra"

and then like, a bunch of letters that spell C0ex1sT! cause bono ripped it off

oh poo poo, this post reminds me I saw a sticker on the back of a Honda accord on my commute yesterday. It was the only bumper sticker on the car. It spelled out "capitalist" in the "coexist" style and it was horrifying.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 17:41

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Powered Descent posted:

Does a dog have Buddha-nature?

THOSE ARE MY KOANS
GIVE THEM BACK
YOU ARE A DOG
YOU DON'T EVEN GET THEM

All dogs get koans.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 17:46

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

this is a derail I can fully support

# ? Jun 6, 2019 18:21

plester1: Jul 9, 2004

Quiet Feet posted:

gently caress, I thought the fat guy's name was Hotei.

Same guy! Hotei is his Japanese name, Budai is his Chinese name.

I don't think he would have been a Trump voter but he certainly realized that he, like everyone else, will die.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 18:43

Shaffness: Jan 15, 2001

Eat This Glob posted:

oh poo poo, this post reminds me I saw a sticker on the back of a Honda accord on my commute yesterday. It was the only bumper sticker on the car. It spelled out "capitalist" in the "coexist" style and it was horrifying.

You should have taken a picture of it and posted it on Twitter for thousands of Twitter points, then thrown it in the cursed images thread for some dead gay lols.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 20:45

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Volcott posted:

All dogs get koans.

Especially after surgery.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 21:17

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shaffness posted:

You should have taken a picture of it and posted it on Twitter for thousands of Twitter points, then thrown it in the cursed images thread for some dead gay lols.

if I wasnt on the interstate I may have taken a picture because it was so poisonous, but I found the same one on the internet.

https://www.amazon.com/Capitalist-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B007BU17AE

it is way worse at 0 mph compared to 80 mph, where I was just confused by the hammer and sickle and didnt see the tiny line through it

and i appreciate the double crosses, because jesus was definitely the epitome of the "gently caress bitches, get money" capitalist mind set

# ? Jun 6, 2019 21:33

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Powered Descent posted:

Does a dog have Buddha-nature?

Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!

# ? Jun 6, 2019 21:34

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Eat This Glob posted:

if I wasnt on the interstate I may have taken a picture because it was so poisonous, but I found the same one on the internet.

https://www.amazon.com/Capitalist-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B007BU17AE

it is way worse at 0 mph compared to 80 mph, where I was just confused by the hammer and sickle and didnt see the tiny line through it

and i appreciate the double crosses, because jesus was definitely the epitome of the "gently caress bitches, get money" capitalist mind set

as cursed as it is lazy

# ? Jun 6, 2019 21:35

Shaffness: Jan 15, 2001

Epic High Five posted:

as cursed as it is lazy

No poo poo, that sticker sucks in every possible way.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:25

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Shaffness posted:

No poo poo, that sticker sucks in every possible way.

Well it is kind of like having a sticker on your car that says "I'm an ignorant moron"

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:28

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Shaffness posted:

No poo poo, that sticker sucks in every possible way.

it separates rubes from $6 they would otherwise probably put towards racism

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:30

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

it separates rubes from $6 they would otherwise probably put towards racism

Actually wouldn't it be awesome to market the sticker as that capitalism bullshit but actually send them a bumper sticker that says "I'm an ignorant moron".

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:53

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

the reviews of the sticker are even worse

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:54

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Eat This Glob posted:

if I wasnt on the interstate I may have taken a picture because it was so poisonous, but I found the same one on the internet.

https://www.amazon.com/Capitalist-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B007BU17AE

it is way worse at 0 mph compared to 80 mph, where I was just confused by the hammer and sickle and didnt see the tiny line through it

and i appreciate the double crosses, because jesus was definitely the epitome of the "gently caress bitches, get money" capitalist mind set

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:54

pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Biplane posted:

I couldn't tell if the middle one was subtly mocking them or not.

# ? Jun 6, 2019 22:55

OBAMNA PHONE: Aug 7, 2002

jesus christ

quote:

This bumper sticker is a parody of the popular COEXIST sticker, although it's pretty funny that whoever designed it used the same green and white colors of the "ecology" sticker from the 1970s. Probably a "Gen Y" who was unfamiliar with it.

This sticker includes all the standard icons - anti-Communist of course, the GOP elephant (because Democrats can't be Capitalists), Old Glory and the Statue of Liberty (because only Americans are true Capitalists), and of course guns; and they can't leave out Christianity, since Jesus wants you to keep as much of your money as possible. When he said "give everything you have to the poor" and "render unto Caesar," he was being sarcastic, I guess.

liberalism is a mental disorder

# ? Jun 6, 2019 23:03