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My (25M) estranged biological father (50sM) is expecting another child. He is going to give it exactly the same name as me. Wtf.u/IWillFindUinRealLife posted:Title pretty much lays it out but I’ll go into detail.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:41 |
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blugu64 posted:The only thing car flipper did wrong is not waiting until the kid was gone to let the new owner take possession. If someone offered you $750 to have a long term fight with your wife, would you take it?
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:42 |
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I Was The Fury posted:My (25M) estranged biological father (50sM) is expecting another child. He is going to give it exactly the same name as me. Wtf. It's an ID theft thing. Biodad is gonna start opening credit cards using a combo of infant's name/address & OP's social
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:43 |
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I Was The Fury posted:My (25M) estranged biological father (50sM) is expecting another child. He is going to give it exactly the same name as me. Wtf. Considering the poo poo this person went through, they are pretty well adjusted it seems, so good on them. Sadly, I doubt there would be anything that they would be able to do to help the child. Cutting that dad out was the best thing this person could have done.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:44 |
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Guess the Fetish: Wait, You Want Me To Eat WHAT? I'm a 19 y/o girl, and I've been unofficially dating a 20 y/o guy for about three months. And he's got a strange fetish. Ever heard of vorarephilia / voraphilia? Please, Google at your own risk. For a little back story, we've known each other about three years and have been together on and off again throughout. He's the sweetest guy I've ever met, and god knows he'd do anything for me. Before we ever got together, I had a strong sexual attraction to him, most likely because he was someone I couldn't have. You see, I had a boyfriend. But he was abusive, emotionally and physically. Eventually, I broke up with my boyfriend at the time to be with him, and it was great for a while. But mistakes were made and we parted ways for another year and a half. In this time, I went back to abusive ex (long story), the man let it be known that he still had strong feeling for me, and basically stated he didn't want anyone else. We developed a sort of pseudo-relationship, where he'd do all the things a boyfriend would. He'd send me flowers, hold me, take me on dates... But I wasn't ready for an actual relationship, and he accepted that, stating he'd be waiting for when I was able to get over the abusive ex. And here we are now. We're very open with each other and often discuss our fantasies. And here's where the trouble starts. A few weeks ago, he reluctantly told me his fantasy of vore. In a nutshell, it's where you swallow a person whole while partaking in sex. Now, before you let your mind jump to zombies, he's not into "hard vore" with tearing and chewing. No, he likes what you call "soft vore", where the participants are (usually) willing. Since this is impossible to perform in reality, he assured me it was just something he liked to fantasize about and had no intentions of trying it. I thought, okay, I can deal with this. Until I coaxed more information out of him, that is. I like to please, so I asked him if there were any other things he liked that we could actually partake in. Nope. Just vore. And that's when I found out he "wouldn't mind" me swallowing foreign objects. And no, not a marble. Think of those travel sized shampoo bottles. He'd greatly enjoy it if I were to swallow one whole, and watch it go down my throat. I also found out that on occasion, he's lodged foreign objects into his anus to get off. Now I understand butt play, but to him, it's the thought of something you cannot digest INSIDE of him. I don't understand, Reddit. I'm not sure if this is something I can get over. I can't help but wonder if he's imagining himself sliding down my throat while he watches me eat dinner. Horrible, but true. Up until now, I've been preparing myself to fully commit to him. The thing is, I no longer find him sexually appealing. I don't know if it was the fetish that killed it or what, but it's gone. What do you think, Reddit? Should I go for it anyway and hope for the best? Run for the hills? I'm not sure I want to end up in ICU with a spoon lodged down my throat. TL;DR My boyfriend has a fetish for swallowing (or watching someone else swalow) objects that cannot be digested. Like people. All sexual desire is gone and I'm not sure what to think of this. Help?
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:45 |
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Vim Fuego posted:If someone offered you $750 to have a long term fight with your wife, would you take it? God drat this is a much better way to put something I was trying to express upthread.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:46 |
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Blade Runner posted:"in MY opinion it is okay that this pregnant woman dresses in a way that she finds comfortable and enjoyable, because it make my pp hard" You seem incredibly easy to get wound up. I mean, you're being bald-faced trolled and you're still attempting to defend yourself in good faith and get that last word in. I think the other kids wouldn't pick on you so much if you were less defensive and easy to provoke, Jeffrey.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:47 |
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My [21F] best friend [22F] befriended my childhood bully [25F], doesn't understand why I won't spend time with them Throwaway just in case. When I was in middle and high school, my best friend and I were bullied pretty badly by an older girl we knew. She really hosed up both of our self-esteem and framed it as "tough love" from an older sister-like figure. By the time we hit, like, 15/16 years old we had gotten out from under her thumb, but we were picking up the pieces for a long time. To this day, hearing her name can send me into a panic attack, and I have physical scars stemming from her actions. Recently, this girl approached my best friend and a few other girls that she'd bullied (not including me, mind you) and apologized, saying that she'd been going through a rough patch and that she had changed, and that she wanted to be friends with them. Most of them told her to gently caress off, but my friend agreed, and they've become really close. It's starting to really interfere with my life. For a bit of background, my friend and I are involved in a fairly niche hobby with a very insular community surrounding it. There are less than 50 people who actively participate in our whole state. She's started inviting our bully to community events, and I've had to skip three events this year because I knew she would be there. This girl isn't able to come often -- she lives out of town and isn't as invested as we are -- but it's becoming a problem for me. I have talked to my friend about this, but she doesn't get why I'm upset. She thinks I'm being childish and that if she could forgive our bully, then I should be able to too. Yes, it's been years, and maybe I should be over it by now, but I'm not, and I don't know how to deal with it. I can't be in the same room as this girl, but my friend insists on dragging her to things that she knows I want to go to! Am I being unreasonable? TL;DR Best friend befriended our childhood bully and keeps bringing her to events she knows I'll be at even though being around her gives me panic attacks
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:49 |
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Xenocides posted:Guess the Fetish: It’s honestly kind of fascinating to learn that the digestion part is a thing. Because I always wondered how this was anyway different to just fantasizing about being a cannibal. Anyway, get married, take out a good life insurance policy, and encourage him to explore himself.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:50 |
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Xenocides posted:Guess the Fetish: I actually got one! This sounds dangerous as gently caress.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:53 |
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i thought it was all like a symbolic way to work through their rape fantasies thing (in the same sense as Little Red Riding Hood) but who the gently caress knows, shampoo bottles?
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:53 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:i thought it was all like a symbolic way to work through their rape fantasies thing (in the same way that Red Riding Hood is) but who the gently caress knows, shampoo bottles? You might not like it but the ideal human body is shaped exactly like a travel-sized shampoo bottle
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:55 |
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Vim Fuego posted:It's an ID theft thing. Biodad is gonna start opening credit cards using a combo of infant's name/address & OP's social This is exactly what's going to happen. I always wondered why my father gave me the same first and middle name as himself, but didn't use Junior or II or anything, until I found out I was already $5000 in debt when I turned eighteen and tried to get a credit card.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:55 |
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The Bramble posted:You seem incredibly easy to get wound up. I mean, you're being bald-faced trolled and you're still attempting to defend yourself in good faith and get that last word in. I think the other kids wouldn't pick on you so much if you were less defensive and easy to provoke, Jeffrey. what's even the point of trolling if you're just gonna whine about it when somebody bites
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 20:57 |
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The Bramble posted:You seem incredibly easy to get wound up. I mean, you're being bald-faced trolled and you're still attempting to defend yourself in good faith and get that last word in. I think the other kids wouldn't pick on you so much if you were less defensive and easy to provoke, Jeffrey. what
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:02 |
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Me [26M] with my gf [25F] together 2 yrs, I just found out she apparently stalked me for years before we metquote:TL;DR girlfriend knew about me and stalked me via social media and random acquaintances 7 years before we met, idk how to feel
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:04 |
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My LDR Boyfriend of 2 years is starting to hate me for losing weight because he has a fat fetish. [16F] [18M] [Kinda long?]quote:When me and my boyfriend first started going out, I weighed around like 220lb. I'm 5'8 and the fat just went all to my boobs and thighs so I don't think I looked funny or anything. I hope she grows out of it. And yuck, she was 14 when this started.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:04 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Me [26M] with my gf [25F] together 2 yrs, I just found out she apparently stalked me for years before we met Usually I would advise him to break up, but in this case it just leads to him being chained up in a basement, so stay with her until one of you dies I guess
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:07 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:Me [26M] with my gf [25F] together 2 yrs, I just found out she apparently stalked me for years before we met
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:08 |
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Hand grenades are actually very safe as long as you don't stop gripping
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:09 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:Sorry to break the illusion but if this is the USA no matter the cuisine if you can't see the kitchen everyone in there is Mexican. There are large sections of the country with practically no Mexicans whatsoever.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:10 |
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Tythas posted:sorting by controversial normally means it got a lot of "downvotes" or people thought that the OP was a grade A dirtbag Incidentally this is why the admins of the sub try to discourage people from voting down the rear end in a top hat posts because then they get pushed down in the default sorting
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:11 |
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Xenocides posted:Guess the Fetish: also holy lol the comments on this thing, she really riled up reddit user MrVoreGuy quote:Okay so let me see if I have this summered up: quote:It amazes me how stupid and out of touch with men girls are our society.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:16 |
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Xenocides posted:My LDR Boyfriend of 2 years is starting to hate me for losing weight because he has a fat fetish. [16F] [18M] [Kinda long?] I feel like every single sentence of this one contained a buried lede. I'm astounded
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:19 |
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Tythas posted:Another RACIST post
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:23 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Serious question. WIBTA if i told an adult smoking at an outdoor kid's playground to take it elsewhere? That pisses me off. I've had a long running disagreement with mrs bastard related to this question. She loves eating on the patio when we go out and it never bothered her before that that's where all the smokers have been exiled to (I smoked when we were dating, coincidentally) Now that we have kids, on the rare occasion we get to go out she still wants to sit on the patio and I'm like, we really shouldn't take the kids out there around that. Her stance is that they can quit smoking while we're around but I don't really think that's fair to them for us to barge in like that.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:26 |
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exile all smokers to Australia imo
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:27 |
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I think your kids can probably handle the smell of smoke outside? It's not like you're hotboxing a car with them in there. That's my read there, maybe the thing is smaller than I'm imagining, but I can't imagine a few whiffs are gonna do much of anything.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:29 |
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AITA for testing a stranger's character and asking to borrow something harmless?quote:I was at Taco Bell today behind a family of 5, and there was nobody else in line. The father ended up showing the cashier a "discount card" to get 10% off the total. It's a local thing that people sell as a fundraiser thing. I've got one, myself. AITA for not letting the mother of my daughter visit her unless she pays me $20,000? quote:I have a 16 year old daughter and I became a single father at 19. The mother, my girlfriend at the time, became pregnant and didn't want to keep the child. We can argue about abortion or whatever but I urged her not to. I am pro-choice but when it was my own child on the line, I had a change of heart. I was a dumb teen but I don't regret my actions.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:31 |
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My husband’s ex won’t leavequote:When I met my husband 10 years ago, he had been divorced for two years. “Lindy” turned into a party girl after their divorce. Never around for the kids and very flaky. We have custody of their two children. Lindy was out of the picture for years, but she reemerged and texted my husband. She says she’s changed her focus in life and is getting herself together. She told my husband that she’s moving to Australia to start a new job and new healthy life. A few weeks later, I come home from work and find Lindy in my house having a glass of wine. My husband took me aside and told me that Lindy will be staying in our guest room for three weeks. He said her lease was up and this arrangement is temporary, and it will help her to save money until she leaves for Australia. I was upset that he didn’t consult me on it, but I let it go.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:31 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:also holy lol the comments on this thing, she really riled up reddit user MrVoreGuy that's a lol from me
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:31 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I think your kids can probably handle the smell of smoke outside? It's not like you're hotboxing a car with them in there. That's my read there, maybe the thing is smaller than I'm imagining, but I can't imagine a few whiffs are gonna do much of anything.
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zakharov posted:slowly getting bigger no don't you'll turn him on
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:32 |
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Leon Einstein posted:I'm talking about literally playing ON the playground with their kids with a cig hanging out their mouth. Either way, I don't think anybody should be exposing kids to 2nd hand smoke.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:34 |
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Tythas posted:AITA for testing a stranger's character and asking to borrow something harmless? literally all this guy's other posts are obsessing about silver so p sure he's just a wicked fairy A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jun 11, 2019 |
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AITA for eating my husbands donut?quote:Husband brought home a few donuts last night from a meeting and we had a fun pig out session. There was one left and he said that he was going to eat it in the morning. I woke up this morning and saw the sprinkled, maple goodness in the box and devoured it in two bites. My husband got up and was like “hey where’s my donut?” In his adorable, Whiney, disappointed voice. I started gently (or so I thought) teasing him because it was really cute. She's an rear end in a top hat for eating it AITA for spiking my vegan younger sister? I did it with good intentions. (I edited this for readability) quote:So my younger sister has been on a vegan diet for the past few months. She is unhealthy right now and doesn't eat any of the food my mom cooks, she keeps buying crap from outside. I have a great relationship with her and care about her a lot. She is literally not getting a balanced diet and is always tired and stays in bed a lot. Also I don't really like the views and beliefs of most vegans, I don't want my sister to watch vegan youtubers who not only spread a dangerous lies about the 'benefit' of the diet but they also try to impose their political views and they are usually nihilistic and child-free.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:35 |
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Tythas posted:AITA for not letting the mother of my daughter visit her unless she pays me $20,000? Posts like this one I don't get. It's like the opposite of the validation posts. There is no way anyone would side with him in this one, he makes sure of it by adding little details to make sure he's a dick, so why post it? Soon we will find out all of the real posts on reddit are ones from people who get off on the embarrassment and harassment of the other posters. EDIT: It's like that with the mom who forced her daughter to watch a movie and took her tablet away when she was working. She goes out of her way in that one to make sure we get she's a petty shithead, why do that?
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:37 |
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Tythas posted:AITA for eating my husbands donut? "Fun pig out session"? Jesus, how fat is this couple?
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:38 |
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ScentOfAnOtaku posted:Posts like this one I don't get. It's like the opposite of the validation posts. There is no way anyone would side with him in this one, he makes sure of it by adding little details to make sure he's a dick, so why post it? I was with him until he asked for the money up until that point he wasn't the rear end in a top hat Leon Einstein posted:"Fun pig out session"? Jesus, how fat is this couple? it could have been a box of six donuts or 12 donuts it's not really a lot
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 21:39 |
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Tythas posted:AITA for eating my husbands donut? lol i antagonized my husband and he didn’t like it??
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