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subpar anachronism posted:Does she have a penis? That post is baffling. an outie vagina is a sort of reversable membrane that envelops organisms and freefloating edible particles in order to be absorbed into the woman's cytoplasm.
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Shes got a really outgoing vagina, its a member of a lot of local rec leagues and charity groups so its hard to schedule time with it but he wants to make it work with his introverted penis
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Jun 18, 2019 06:48
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The dude that's never gone down on an outie before is going to teach someone "everything he knows". 
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Jun 18, 2019 06:49
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Xik posted:The dude that's never gone down on an outie before is going to teach someone "everything he knows". Its mostly the ideal temperature for cooking chicken nuggets.
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Xik posted:The dude that's never gone down on an outie before is going to teach someone "everything he knows". He's gonna teach her all about about disappointment and finishing herself next to a loser who pops after 30 seconds and goes to sleep.
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Jun 18, 2019 06:51
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Sorry EFB about the labia and porn..
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Resting Lich Face posted:He means her inner labia stick out further than the outer. Perfectly normal but of course this dude's only ever seen porn. I had never thought to classify genitals like that and pray it quickly leaves my memory. Thanks goons. I think.
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subpar anachronism posted:I had never thought to classify genitals like that and pray it quickly leaves my memory. Thanks goons. I think. Yeah it's uhhhh pretty sad but hey that's what porn teaches youngsters because there's no sex ed in most of the world.
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innies and outies are easy, it's the uppers and downers you gotta avoid mixing.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I asked for a DNA test? "Hey man, I boned your wife long ago, need to check your kid's butt for tumors"
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Should I [21M] view this as a red-flag?quote:I've been talking to this girl [23 F]I met at a bar for almost 2 months now. We've set up 5 dates but have only actually gone on 2. Here's how:
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Are we just talking about the vagina meatflaps? I thought those flappies were pretty common
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LimburgLimbo posted:Should I [21M] view this as a red-flag? Young male can't take hint. Story at 11.
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Resting Lich Face posted:Yeah it's uhhhh pretty sad but hey that's what porn teaches youngsters because there's no sex ed in most of the world. i am not a ~porn connoisseur~ but i feel like if you are a person who's gone on porn sites you have seen a wide range of different genital morphologies and are at least vaguely aware of the structures that can occur the single slit thing strikes me as something you'd believe if you predominantly looked at anime porn Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Jun 18, 2019 |
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Sagebrush posted:i am not a ~porn conoisseur~ but i feel like if you are a person who's gone on porn sites you have seen a wide range of different genitalia morphologies. Reasonable enough explanation to me. I dunno what Gen Z gets up to, except that it's usually dumb because they're not adults yet.
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Collapsing Farts posted:Are we just talking about the vagina meatflaps? I thought those flappies were pretty common Yeah? Maybe among the many signs that I’m a broken person I can write down “watched a bunch of porn but failed to develop weird ideas about what vaginas look like”
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WIBTA for not apologizing to my FSIL because I got upset about the wedding dress she bought? So basically, I am a huge advocate for the body positivity movement. This isn’t what my post is about but I think it illustrates why I got so passionate about this issue. My FSIL, who is maybe 10-20lbs overweight, is not at all and we have gotten into arguments in the past over thin privilege, etc... One of my really big pet peeves is the lack of affordable, cute, clothing that is accessible to plus size women. If you can’t afford to shop at plus size “boutiques” then you’re basically relegated to very unflattering bag dresses from goodwill (al a Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s Mom). Until I went wedding dress shopping with FSIL and the bridal party (which I think she’s only included me in because she was in mine 10 years ago when she was seventeen and dating my BIL and she feels bad) , I didn’t realize that the expensive cute plus size axiom extended to wedding dresses in a MASSIVE way, because I wasn’t plus size when I got married. But out of curiosity I realized that the few boutiques who has plus size dresses sold them for much more then the thin sizes. My SIL is kind of in between plus size sizing and regular sizing, depending on the boutique, because all she’s just chubby she is very short which makes the sizing go kind of nuts. Anyway after a few appointments my SIL hones I’m on a dress she likes but is insanely expensive. Her MOH then finds a few sample sales going where basically, she can get the look for half the price by buying straight off the rack and having it altered herself. She and the MOH went to the sample sales alone and she excitedly lets us know on WhatsApp that she got the dress! It’s just “a little bit big” and she has to have it altered. Well anyway I didn’t really think much of it until we were all at my MIL’s house for Father’s Day yesterday. She was talking about the dress and BIL goes “it must be 4 times your size” and she says “it’s really only a few sizes up but when it’s altered and I take some panels out it’ll be great”. I found myself getting really upset because it sounds like she bought a plus size dress, taking away that opportunity from an ACTUAL plus size bride who may not have had the money to afford one. While she had he privilege to be able to go to more sales or even buy from a boutique, this women would not have has the same abilities and it could have been her dream dress. I told my SIL about this and she basically told me to scram because she didn’t care. Well now I’m pissed and I gather my child and tell my husband to get a ride home. When he gets home later he’s clearly been talking to FSIL because he says she’s really upset that she upset me, and how could I have been so rude, etc. I have tried to teach him about the body positivity movement but he still doesn’t understand a lot of things and he wasn’t in the mood to listen and told me to get over it and apologize. But honestly this has made me want to quit the wedding party, or at least not show up for the next few events. WIBTA for not doing either of those things?
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Resting Lich Face posted:He means her inner labia stick out further than the outer. Perfectly normal but of course this dude's only ever seen porn. You're giving him too much credit. He's only seen anime.
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Jun 18, 2019 07:04
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*pulls out tape measure, protractor, and bubble level* sorry madam but I'll need to verify that the curvature of your vagina is up to specification before i divulge my sexual prowess to you
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for not apologizing to my FSIL because I got upset about the wedding dress she bought? gently caress this oval office. Gatekeeping being a fat gently caress and she acts like SHE is the one who is "body positive"?  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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her dummy thicc neden got more labes than the Book of Sand, you use your hand to part the lips yet an infinity of smaller sub-lips emerge beneath your fingertips. science is still figuring it out, just a mons pubus busting out furiously fractal flaps.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I told my SIL about this and she basically told me to scram because she didn’t care. Well now I’m pissed and I gather my child and tell my husband to get a ride home. When he gets home later he’s clearly been talking to FSIL because he says she’s really upset that she upset me, and how could I have been so rude, etc. I have tried to teach him about the body positivity movement but he still doesn’t understand a lot of things and he wasn’t in the mood to listen and told me to get over it and apologize. But honestly this has made me want to quit the wedding party, or at least not show up for the next few events. WIBTA for not doing either of those things? This is the most egregious case of using the term “body positivity” when you mean “I’m right because I’m fat” that I’ve seen in some time.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:her dummy thicc neden got more labes than the Book of Sand, you use your hand to part the lips yet an infinity of smaller sub-lips emerge beneath your fingertips. science is still figuring it out, just a mons pubus busting out furiously fractal flaps. https://twitter.com/kthopkins/status/999259989251428352?s=21
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I hope that woman doesn't shop at thrift stores, where this inane "you're taking it from someone who needs it more!" argument might actually hold true
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WIBTA if I tell my girlfriend she needs to bring her own food to my house and pay for the food she has eaten? I want to start off by saying I love my girlfriend and I’m scared that if I give her this rule or expectation it will make her feel unwelcome at my home. We have been dating for awhile now and she’s always been courteous in asking to eat or use my stuff, she doesn’t eat much so I always gave her the okay. After she had spent a week at my place I told her she doesn’t have to ask me to eat my food on day 3 since she would always ask before she ate, she doesn’t eat much since she’s smaller but I didn’t take into account that a handful of granola, a bowl of yogurt, and a banana every day would stack up after awhile. She left my place after the stay and now every time she comes and stays for a period of time she eats my food. I feel bad for wanting her to start buying her own groceries to keep at my place since she consistently takes me out for food, buys me clothes, contributes to groceries when we cook, and keeps my weed supply full. I can’t comfortably afford to be feeding one and a half me’s so often though since she’s here at minimum 2 days a week. She has brought up in the past the fact that she feels I don’t take her out enough but we have a quiet understanding that she makes more than me since she works 5-6 days a week and I work 3 (not by my choice). I feel like she contributes a lot monetarily to the relationship and in terms makes her feel like she contributes more emotionally in the relationship because she’s always making sure I’m taken care of and comfortable. I don’t know if I should just suck it up because she’s not taking much from me and if I’d be wrong or an rear end in a top hat to expect someone who gives so much to give me more. WIBTA? Edit: wow. I think making this post was one of the single most worst decisions of my life. My gf uses reddit and by sheer coincidence found this post, thought “haha this reminds me of me and JoyceManner!”, saw my username, made the connection, and broke up with me. All within 20 minutes of making this post! She thought there was underlying issues in our relationship and me being a cheap rear end in a top hat was the last straw that broke the camel’s back. Tl;dr: I am the rear end in a top hat.
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HMS Beagle posted:WIBTA if I tell my girlfriend she needs to bring her own food to my house and pay for the food she has eaten? perfection
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HMS Beagle posted:WIBTA if I tell my girlfriend she needs to bring her own food to my house and pay for the food she has eaten? 
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please save curses for the cursed post thread
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Barudak posted:ive got some strategy tips for life and one of them is: always full-a press charges wait, i thought we weren't supposed to talk to cops 
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They meant "Press A, charges." As in, holding the A button unleashes a charge attack. Only trust your fists, police will never help you.
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Resting Lich Face posted:He's gonna teach her all about about disappointment and finishing herself next to a loser who pops after 30 seconds and goes to sleep. I feel very attacked.
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HMS Beagle posted:WIBTA if I tell my girlfriend she needs to bring her own food to my house and pay for the food she has eaten? LOL
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This is from a few years ago, but I just had it linked to me and got a good laugh. [NM] I got a girl pregnant and she wanted to get an abortion but I didn't want that. She ended up not getting one but now she is not involved at all quote:We weren't in a serious relationship when she got pregnant. She has never met our son. Even after the birth she had no desire to see him. We went to court to figure custody and support could be figured out and I have 100% full legal and physical custody. Her name is on the birth certificate but she has no custody and no right to visitation or to make things like medical or education decisions. She didn't want any of that. Every month she pays 125% of the court ordered child support. She says that if I ever marry someone who wants to adopt him she will agree but until then she'll pay support. It's been this way since our son was born. Most comments were like "She's not a deadbeat you moron" and "What the gently caress do you want to happen?" Here were their responses: quote:I want the courts to give her visitation or custody so that I can have a break and she can actually parent her child. I'm not on public assistance because with my job and her support I don't qualify. quote:She is a deadbeat. She doesn't have anything to do with him and has left me to do everything as a single parents. I want to know if I have any legal options to make her help parent the child she helped create. quote:I never thought that she could turn her back on her own child. I honestly thought she would bond during the pregnancy and would eventually change her mind. Even if she turned down my offer to be in a relationship I never thought she would actually abandon him without a thought and without seeing him or even trying to know his name or sex. She was so drugged up during the birth that I don't even think she knows if he was born before or after midnight. I didn't expect it to go like this to be honest.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not eating anything in a 3 course meal? Just looking at my workplace: we have a vegan, 2 vegetarians, 2 Muslims, a guy with diabetes, a few people with lactose or fructose intolerance, one of the bosses can't drink alcohol. And that's perfectly fine to manage when we go out to eat, you only need to be a human being. What about people who simply have digestive problems that day. Hell, some people would rather eat something else because they had lobster for supper the previous day and that's fine too. Basically those idiots suck at managing a group of people so much they can't even manage a dinner. Palpek fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Jun 18, 2019 |
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AITA for penalizing a job applicant who kept his personal twitter account private? During our hiring process, we interviewed a number of promising applicants and narrowed our selection to two candidates. This was a public relations type position, so we were looking for applicants who are social media savvy. The two final candidates were both well-qualified. Candidate #1 presented himself well (think your typical white male news anchor). However, his only viewable social media accounts are linked to his current job, while his personal twitter account is private. Candidate #2 also presented himself well. However, in addition to his work-related twitter account, he also has a personal twitter account we could see. Scrolling through his account I could see some of the LGBTQ advocacy work he has done in his personal time, some of the events he organized for previous Pride parades, cultural things he has done with the community (he's from a minority background), the athletic events he and his partner have participated in, and some of his interactions with people on his personal twitter account. Honestly, seeing this personal side of candidate #2 made us feel like we know him better and want to hire him more. So we sent the social media information to HR to make sure we can incorporate what we learned about candidate #2 from his personal twitter account in our hiring decision (also just to have a document trail). We didn't give candidate #1 a chance to respond to this but we basically decided on candidate #2. It does feel like we punished candidate #1 for keeping his social media private, but the fact of the matter is being able to learn more about candidate #2 tipped the scale. Are we the assholes?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for penalizing a job applicant who kept his personal twitter account private? This post is a trap Edit: also NTA because who cares? That’s what the hiring process is for.
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HMS Beagle posted:WIBTA if I tell my girlfriend she needs to bring her own food to my house and pay for the food she has eaten?
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I (24f) Am at the End of My Rope right now With Bf (22m). Please help.quote:I seriously am about to lose it on my boyfriend. I need some good advice right now.
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Hellblazer187 posted:I (24f) Am at the End of My Rope right now With Bf (22m). Please help. There needs to be some kind of government program where all young adult men are forced to spend a year living alone and looking after themselves, while a state inspector comes periodically and administers punishments if they fail to do chores or maintain hygiene. It should be the parents doing this, but it is the only way to counteract all the idiots raising boys to be very large children Edit: but also why the gently caress is she dusting and vacuuming every day, who told her this is necessary
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