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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for thinking my sisters candle stick holders look like anal beads? Great, I clicked on that product link and now Facebook thinks I'm some kind of pervert. I don't even want to know what the asscunty wine stopper is about.
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Flared on both ends??
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 15:18 |
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Hard to get in, hard to get out.
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Speaking of butt plugs... I (32, M) put my girlfriend's (30, F) butt plug in my rear end and now I don't want to gently caress her in the rear end anymore quote:So, I've always liked anal sex. My girlfriend says she just like the taboo aspect of it, but she doesn't really crave it or doesn't really feel much pleasure. When we do it, I keep rubbing her clit so she can enjoy it more. I do have to applaud this guy for going all the way
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My respect for Cumshitter grows daily
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Barudak posted:Yeah my life kind of resembles the film Falling Down, but thats not really relevant to my question about why my ex-wife is being such a bitch I wonder if D-Fens would post an AITA thread on Reddit about the fast food thing if Falling Down was set in TYOOL 2019.
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AITA for refusing to let my father walk me down the aisle?quote:My parents are born again Christians (Pentecostal Evangelists), I left religion at 16.
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AITA for stacking chairs at a table a customer was sitting at after we closed?quote:Alright so I (17M) work in a local, small Mexican restaurant (kind of like Subway cause everything is build your own) and we close at 9 PM on Tuesdays. Last night, this guy comes in at 8:50 to get a burrito, eats inside the store, and takes his sweet rear end time eating it. Me and the two other girls working there were cleaning and this guy still just sat there. I started on the opposite side from where he was sitting, and I wiped down all of the other empty tables and stacked all the chairs. There is absolutely no way this guy didn’t see me doing this. I got to his table last, at about 9:15 (15 minutes after we closed) and I stacked the other 3 chairs. This guy gives me a pretty dirty look and just leaves without saying bye or thank you or anything.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stacking chairs at a table a customer was sitting at after we closed? You're an rear end in a top hat for not stacking the chair he was sitting in.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for refusing to let my father walk me down the aisle? I need your fiances side of this because if I were them and you were planning to let these people back in your life in any capacity Id be planning an escape so thorough and elaborate it gets a 1 hour special on network tv.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stacking chairs at a table a customer was sitting at after we closed? I went to a gay bar and at closing time they played a cool song and everyone had a sing along and then promptly left. Dude should play that song at closing time. https://youtu.be/yNCVriK5PjI
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Person I'm seeing [17m] smoked weed even after knowing I'm [15f] against drugs and telling me that he is too.quote:Tldr at bottom. We've been seeing eachother for a year and it's mostly been good (except a few mishaps, dumb teenagers and that).
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stacking chairs at a table a customer was sitting at after we closed? Consider this a gift that has allowed you to know which of your friends suck.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stacking chairs at a table a customer was sitting at after we closed? The whole point of a burrito is that it's portable. They were created so Mexicans could fight the Mexican revolution on the go What kind of loser sits down at closing time to eat a burrito alone?
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i vomit kittens posted:Person I'm seeing [17m] smoked weed even after knowing I'm [15f] against drugs and telling me that he is too. We finally found the lamest people in the world.
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Every teenager post is so stupid
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ElGroucho posted:The whole point of a burrito is that it's portable. They were created so Mexicans could fight the Mexican revolution on the go That’s one of the half-dozen apocryphal stories about the origin of the modern burrito, but the portability thing is something they all have in common. Others include: invented by 19th century vaqueros (north Mexican cowboys), or that it was invented by a street vendor to sell to poor children for their lunches with the name having originated as an endearing (if somewhat insulting) term for the kids.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 16:19 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stacking chairs at a table a customer was sitting at after we closed? 15 minutes is a bit early to do the old chair stacking move when trying to get campers off the floor. imo the polite escalation path is to -ask if there's anything else you can get them and mention that the kitchen is closed -bus and wipe tables -cut the music -roll silver within eyesight -vacuum or sweep near the customer -stack chairs -sit down and eat while staring at the customer who wont leave e: i used to work with a woman who, by 9:05 in this situation, would be sitting at the next table over drinking gin neat and smoking a cigarette Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jun 26, 2019 |
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I dunno, that teenager who accurately noted that his dad was a loser and when said dad attempted to send grandma on the kid he also told her to shut up and gently caress off is the sort of person who when we say they peaked in highschool its not a negative.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Every teenager is so stupid
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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by having ADHD while having sex. Man, TIFU is the worst. It's like half blatantly fake fetish stories and the other half is unbelievably annoying idiots who should be immediately run over by a bus. I feel like the subreddit's premise of "your worst fuckups ever!!!!!!" attracts the most obnoxious people, even compared to the average Reddit poster. Seriously though. I want to die after reading "starts his dirty finger dance on the honeypot".
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Barudak posted:I dunno, that teenager who accurately noted that his dad was a loser and when said dad attempted to send grandma on the kid he also told her to shut up and gently caress off is the sort of person who when we say they peaked in highschool its not a negative. That was Pete early in one of his reincarnations
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luxury handset posted:15 minutes is a bit early to do the old chair stacking move when trying to get campers off the floor. imo the polite escalation path is to The vacuum is key for groups because it ruins their conversations. Solo people are much trickier.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Boyfriend[M21]watches hentai and now I [F18]feel disgusted by him. New thread title imo
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Solidarity with all retail workers 5 minutes before closing time
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quote:“huge cums”
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"Huge cums" is the correct usage when cum is the subject of the past tense form of have. However, when cum is the verb, it is proper to say "cumming hugely" to avoid a split infinitive. Similarly, you can impress fast food workers by ordering Whoppers Jr. which you are picking up for several Attorneys General.
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cumshitter posted:"Huge cums" is the correct usage when cum is the subject of the past tense form of have. However, when cum is the verb, it is proper to say "cumming hugely" to avoid a split infinitive. cumming bigly
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ElGroucho posted:Solidarity with all retail workers 5 minutes before closing time When I worked at Best Buy, it used to take us upwards of 2 hours to close the store. It was awful having to deal with a customer at closing and know that, if you don't get rid of them soon, you'll have yet another day where you're scheduled for 10 but don't leave until midnight. Then you end up staying til midnight anyway, because your coworkers see it as extra time they can get paid for without having to deal with customers so they drag their feet.
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retail is very r/relationships worthy because everybody's loving everybody and there's so much drama
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DemoneeHo posted:I feel the need to clarify that I'll still keep loving her in the rear end.
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My (21F) boyfriend (25M) always tells me to reach out to a now famous girl I knew in high schoolquote:So I went to high school with a girl who has become a very big singer in the US in the last couple years, I was briefly friends with her in high school before she dropped out to start singing but it was never a legit friendship where we still talk, at all, ever.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for leaving my parents unaware of their grandchild this dude has performed a perfect own on his awful parents, he should keep his child away from them.
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luxury handset posted:
I like her style chitoryu12 posted:My (21F) boyfriend (25M) always tells me to reach out to a now famous girl I knew in high school Your boyfriend sucks
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chitoryu12 posted:My (21F) boyfriend (25M) always tells me to reach out to a now famous girl I knew in high school you know what other "inside" he'll never be getting to again HEYOOOO
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i vomit kittens posted:Person I'm seeing [17m] smoked weed even after knowing I'm [15f] against drugs and telling me that he is too. Lol. People who feel all righteous and huffy over weed are unbelievably lame. Most people I know in their 20s and 30s smoke weed as a social norm and this girl's all bent out of shape at age 15.
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A two parter! (And my choice for top story this week) https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1143927472091738114 Once again, whoever condenses these is incredibly good at their job (re: #2) https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1143927474998456327 https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1143927477716357120 https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1143927479058477058
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Boyfriend[M21]watches hentai and now I [F18]feel disgusted by him. Never date dudes addicted to anime porn but also don't date dudes addicted to any type of porn who have broken dicks because they can't stop jerking it 24/7 beyond all reason.
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chitoryu12 posted:My (21F) boyfriend (25M) always tells me to reach out to a now famous girl I knew in high school Billie Eilish?
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Lol. People who feel all righteous and huffy over weed are unbelievably lame. Most people I know in their 20s and 30s smoke weed as a social norm and this girl's all bent out of shape at age 15. quote:I was upset. Like, so upset that I threw up. I cried. I had told him a few months ago I'd leave if he ever got stoned because it puts me in the wrong way so much (there are reasons for that, but it's irrelevant)
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