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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm of the opinion that magic is no more ridiculous a belief than any other belief system but I also smoke a lot of weed and sometimes it makes me think I'm communicating with my boyfriend with my thoughts soooo there's that I see no problem here
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 20:39 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm of the opinion that magic is no more ridiculous a belief than any other belief system but I also smoke a lot of weed and sometimes it makes me think I'm communicating with my boyfriend with my thoughts soooo there's that Magic is just as real as any other faith, they all exist to the extent that people believe they exist. Keeping up with comic book wizard chat, I'm pretty fond of Alan Moores take on the subject, which I can't find the exact text of right now, but the gist of it is that he wrote a line in From Hell, "The only place that the gods inarguably exist is inside the human mind" and as he wrote it he realized that it was actually true. I agree mostly, these things have power because people believe they do, and they give them power with their own thoughts and beliefs. Like the Devil isn't real but people to this day go through huge amounts of effort behaving like there's actually a red evil dude in the center of the earth. Humans create their gods and devils and breathe life into them until they might as well be real because they are affecting everyone's lives. All magic is, is recognizing that and finding ways to use it to your advantage. I believe in people, and the power of the human mind, and hope that someday we can collectively realize our power and truly change our world for the better E: I also smoke a lot of weed
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 20:42 |
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So if I get enough dudes who believe in jerk-off crystals together...
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 20:44 |
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...Marianne Williamson will become president.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 20:46 |
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:So if I get enough dudes who believe in jerk-off crystals together... I got some magic sand that is enchanted with the power of a thousand labes scissoring passionately upon it. hmu if you get enough charged j o crystals so we can cast some powerful mlm/wlw magics some time. Maybe we can raise Atlantis, or visit Obama on the moon.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:17 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I see no problem here
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:20 |
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what the gently caress happened to this thread it was irritating southern phrases and then snapped almost instantly to being full of weird fuckin weed jerkoff sorcerors
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:25 |
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magic isn't real
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:26 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:what the gently caress happened to this thread it was irritating southern phrases and then snapped almost instantly to being full of weird fuckin weed jerkoff sorcerors would you say it changed like magic
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:28 |
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cock hero flux posted:magic isn't real https://mobile.twitter.com/officialjaden/status/329768040235413504?lang=en
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:29 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:what the gently caress happened to this thread it was irritating southern phrases and then snapped almost instantly to being full of weird fuckin weed jerkoff sorcerors I'm a crack smoking warlock, tyvm
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:30 |
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Kazak posted:My knife-carry phase was around the age of 12, I had a decent little old folding knife that I never used for anything at all except to get in big trouuuuble when it fell out of my pocket during Christmas at grandmas. My uncle Ryan picked it up and said "Rambo here brought the gift of steel!" A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Now I'm picturing John Rambo running around hacking off limbs with a Victorinox Classic, that would fuckin' own.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:31 |
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Jaden Smith is mentally ill but never got treatment because his parents are scientologists and it's really just depressing
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:36 |
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He's a delight in The Getdown though.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:39 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm of the opinion that magic is no more ridiculous a belief than any other belief system but I also smoke a lot of weed and sometimes it makes me think I'm communicating with my boyfriend with my thoughts soooo there's that
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:52 |
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I also smoke a lot of weed so that may affect my judgement
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:53 |
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Big Mad Drongo posted:I'm a crack smoking warlock, tyvm methomancer oxycodaturge
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:04 |
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Friend posted:My mom just told my wife the other day that you should look for watermelons with a yellow spot because that means the ripened in the field more. I don't care for watermelon so this information is of no use to me but maybe it can be a benefit to you and your life (if it's even true; my mom believes a lot of poo poo) This isn't true, your mom just saw a jpeg on Facebook and uncritically parroted it without questioning it or researching it further. Your mom is basically operating on the same level of cognition as an anti-vaxxers, I'm sorry. LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I'm of the opinion that magic is no more ridiculous a belief than any other belief system but I also smoke a lot of weed and sometimes it makes me think I'm communicating with my boyfriend with my thoughts soooo there's that The difference is that magic makes direct and testable claims so it's actually way more ridiculous because it's very easy to see that the NEET selling love potions on Etsy to catladies for $50 a pop is full of poo poo.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:12 |
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cock hero flux posted:magic isn't real Well, someone doesn't have a friend wearing big red shoes. P.s. Jaden Smith is a treasure.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:17 |
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I know this is a bit crass but I'm gonna do it anyway:Skeleton King posted:you cant metaphysically manipulate the physical universe doverhog posted:How do you know that? How do you measure if a spell affected the universe? Your memory, all historical records, are contained within "universe". When I go diving tongue first into an rear end in a top hat I am casting a spell, and you cannot tell me it didn't work. You got no proof.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:22 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:methomancer Weedzard MDMAlchemist
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:24 |
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I got tired of caring about what people believe if it doesn't cause any harm, I'm sure doing edibles everyday has changed my attitude a lot. "Who give poo poo, I'm floating lmao"
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:25 |
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Sleeveless posted:This isn't true, your mom just saw a jpeg on Facebook and uncritically parroted it without questioning it or researching it further. Your mom is basically operating on the same level of cognition as an anti-vaxxers, I'm sorry. https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&channel=cus&q=watermelon+field+spot there's like a new york times article about it and everything
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:27 |
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are you thinking of the myth about the webbing?
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:29 |
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Solar Tornado posted:Weedzard Yall are just naming the next electric wizard album now
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:29 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:the thing that's always made me kind of go about chaos magic is I think this the plot of the book Archer's Goon.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:41 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:the thing that's always made me kind of go about chaos magic is King Mob AKA Gideon Stargrave (there are two King Mobs) is a Morrison self-insert, and everything Morrison says about his own contribution to comics should be taken with enough grains of salt to make Lot a bigamist.
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:45 |
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i don't think lot is married to all large masses of salt. i'm not sure that's how it's supposed to work
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 23:12 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i don't think lot is married to all large masses of salt. i'm not sure that's how it's supposed to work I love my large salty wives
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 23:12 |
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Somfin posted:I love my large salty wives
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 23:18 |
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Somfin posted:I love my large salty wives
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 23:28 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Belugas can also flex their melons to focus the sound waves while most cetaceans can't. They're talented! Poops Mcgoots posted:weird flex, but okay
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 23:44 |
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Speaking of Chaos Majjicks, does anyone have a link to that thread were some weirdo was documenting his efforts using magical sigils to get rare items or something like that in a MMO?
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# ? Jun 26, 2019 23:51 |
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i am mid-transformation into a salt lake, ask me anything
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 00:07 |
Hows it feel for people being buoyant enough to not sink in you?
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 00:14 |
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Hihohe posted:Hows it feel for people being buoyant enough to not sink in you?
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 00:27 |
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nankeen posted:unfortunately i'm a dry salt lake. all i can do is glitter serenely in the desert sun How do you feel about people falling through your crust into the deep mud below?
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 00:41 |
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Outrail posted:How do you feel about people falling through your crust into the deep mud below?
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 00:43 |
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Big Mad Drongo posted:I'm a crack smoking warlock, tyvm Do you ever plan to get back into the ring?
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purple death ray posted:Yall are just naming the next electric wizard album now Electric Wizard are old school - ridiculous stoner/doom band names have moved on. Hell, "Mammoth Weed Wizard Bastard" is not even a parody now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1yBQEC0vHA I actually like this stuff...
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