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Tythas posted:AITA for wanting my boyfriend to leave his pregnant wife the human race was a mistake
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:33 |
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ElGroucho posted:This dude/lady may be shocked to hear, but everyone thinks everyone else is a bad parent, maybe don't take it personally, and also don't feed your kid loving chips and maybe get control of your feral child Holy crap are you guy who posted the AITA about yelling at a mother of 3 for taking too long in the airport security line for being slow and unprepared or something? She's supposed to listen to her mother in law poo poo talking her and then reflect on how to best take the criticism on board?
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:35 |
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Giant_Pupils posted:Here is a personal insult. Sounds like you get it
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:39 |
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The Bramble posted:Holy crap are you guy who posted the AITA about yelling at a mother of 3 for taking too long in the airport security line for being slow and unprepared or something? She's supposed to listen to her mother in law poo poo talking her and then reflect on how to best take the criticism on board? another bad parent, i take it
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:40 |
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Tythas posted:AITA for wanting my boyfriend to leave his pregnant wife holy gently caress lmao. this is like the most standard cliche for those involved as the third party marriage-cheating that everyone should not be this god drat stupid. there have been fuckign dozens of movies, books, magazines that no one should fall for "oh this guy is married but he doesnt love her and leaving her soon, HE"LL BE ALL MINE and certainly won't do the exact same thign to me~~~~" that god drat.. how i really want to know ages in this case, it sounds like 19F and 37M Xaris fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jun 27, 2019 |
# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:44 |
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My [18M] Mother [42F] trying to take over my graduation speechquote:So I’m the valedictorian of my class and graduation is tomorrow. So basically I have the most important speech of the ceremony and I’ve worked really hard on it for two weeks last month and have been practicing to the point of memorization. I feel like I’ve really put my heart and soul into this speech and I’ve gotten approved by my counselor principal English teacher and friends who I’ve shown it to. So last night I decided to give my mom the draft of what I’m speaking on tomorrow and yelled at me about how bad it was. Then last night she decided to make her own draft of the speech and when she gave it to me this morning, it just sounded nothing like me or what I wanted to portray. The new version didn’t even look like my old speech, and I would feel bad giving something that wasn’t even mine. Some of the changes did improve the speech, but overall it just wasn’t me. When I told her that I didn’t like the changes, she exploded and threatened to walk out on my speech if I don’t use her version. My dad usually just agrees with my mom and when I tried to reason with her again, we just ended up arguing again. Tomorrow is supposed to be a really special moment for me and my class. Any tips on how to approach this with my mom?
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:45 |
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Well if the way to get him to stay with a woman is for her to be pregnant, I got an idea for you!
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:46 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My [18M] Mother [42F] trying to take over my graduation speech Oldest writing trick in the book: thank them for the improvements, change nothing, then tell them, "Wow, your improvements really connected with the audience!"
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:48 |
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ElGroucho posted:another bad parent, i take it You don't have kids, do you?
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:52 |
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Power Khan posted:AITA for telling my University teacher she was being arrogant and presumptuous for being offended students addressed her by her first name? Power Khan posted:She never expressly said to call her "Professor X", she just assumed we would. Power Khan posted:Before she could say anything, one of my classmates said: You're not even a loving professor haha, just a PHD student". I'd like to imagine that this ends with the whole class laughing and pelting her with Foster's cans until she runs out of the room.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:55 |
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:
Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke* "Here's a fukken beer, mate! Get it up ya!" * He's the one in the suit.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:05 |
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grad students being snippy with each other will never not be funny
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:15 |
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Leon Einstein posted:You don't have kids, do you? 2 kids that don't eat potato chips in the goddamn morning, yes
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:18 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Australian Prime Minister Bob Hawke*
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:26 |
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"Bart vs Australia" was 100% accurate in every way.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:27 |
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ElGroucho posted:2 kids that don't eat potato chips in the goddamn morning, yes
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:29 |
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Leon Einstein posted:I'm sure the tight grip on their behavior and caloric intake will result in well adjusted adults. lmao, yeah, it does
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:30 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Australian culture is extremely egalitarian. This is the first time I have ever heard an Aussie do the "We're very egalitarian" speech without ending it with a frothing rant against "those drat Abbos."
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:36 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Gf brought up my skin colour. Should I leave ? Is my girlfriend doing these for my own good ? Or she’s just thinking about herself ? quote:So some background information. My girlfriend focuses on appearance a lot. What do i mean by that ? She always say that the boyfriends she chooses aren’t handsome, indicating that she doesn’t focus on looks. Well, I’m not overtly handsome, but I myself don’t look too shabby either. Over the course of dating, I know that my girlfriend has like tonnes of clothes and focuses a lot on fashion stuff. Girl stuff eh ? But then I feel that she becomes a bit exaggerating and eventually crossing lots of lines. Paying everything for girlfriend and her family quote:Hello everyone. I have a few burning questions with regards to what i'm facing in the relationship. So some brief background. I met this girl on a dating app (CMB) and we hanged out as friends for about a year, before actually moving onto gf and bf. We've dated each other for 1.5 years now. I have a stable job and my family isn't too shabby at all. At least, we're living our lives without any issues. Girlfriend’s homework quote:Long story short, my girlfriend is currently studying her masters. And she would ask for my help, even though the subject she’s on is totally out of my field, but since my English is way better, she would like my help. So I gave her a helping hand, to which I realised, she somehow wants me to finish the whole assignment first, and then give her the draft for her to check.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:36 |
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That lady had a good thing going before she spoiled it with her racist comments.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:39 |
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Leon Einstein posted:I'm sure the tight grip on their behavior and caloric intake will result in well adjusted adults. fyi 19-month olds actually can't make good nutritional choices on their own, please stop feeding your kids garbage
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:55 |
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Xaris posted:holy gently caress lmao. this is like the most standard cliche for those involved as the third party marriage-cheating that everyone should not be this god drat stupid. there have been fuckign dozens of movies, books, magazines that no one should fall for "oh this guy is married but he doesnt love her and leaving her soon, HE"LL BE ALL MINE and certainly won't do the exact same thign to me~~~~" that god drat.. how Smdh, I can hear Lil’ Mo singing about this in my head from...two decades ago? Hope springs eternal, I guess? Also the bar for heterosexual relationships is in hell.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 21:09 |
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QuarkJets posted:fyi 19-month olds actually can't make good nutritional choices on their own, please stop feeding your kids garbage
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 21:34 |
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snergle posted:woke racists then find someone else Fwiw I would guess the gf is a light skinned black woman. Light versus dark skin prejudice is A Thing among black people. Still ditch her, though.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 21:37 |
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I really really had no idea how prevalent the boyfriend following Instagram models issue was until I started looking for these relationships threads I have a few friends whose lustful activities show up on the Discover tab and a couple of other friends like to snicker about them, but like wow at how often it drives a wedge in relationships for a lot of young women
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:00 |
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...which brings us to the blessed queen of guilty pleasures, "is it ok to jerk off to her friends and family?"
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:07 |
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I'd caution to NOT do it while she's in the room
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:08 |
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i vomit kittens posted:AITA for not wanting to see a black therapist Not the rear end in a top hat. Find a therapist that you are comfortable with and that you trust to work on the issues that brought you to your current therapist. In addition, also ask your new therapist for help on that whole disliking black women thing. This is a weird one, because I really want to call this person an rear end in a top hat, but therapy isn’t going to work with someone you don’t trust, respect, or feel safe around. https://youtu.be/C6BYzLIqKB8
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:09 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Are you sure? That's quite the hot take. I for one just can't wait for a parenting slapfight to erupt in the r/elationships thread. Can't wait.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:09 |
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Xaris posted:holy gently caress lmao. this is like the most standard cliche for those involved as the third party marriage-cheating that everyone should not be this god drat stupid. there have been fuckign dozens of movies, books, magazines that no one should fall for "oh this guy is married but he doesnt love her and leaving her soon, HE"LL BE ALL MINE and certainly won't do the exact same thign to me~~~~" that god drat.. how It's such an appealing lie that people fall for all the time. You're the hero, his wife is the villain, and you're saving him from her. Trapped in a loveless marriage for the sake of the kids, only you can break him free and make him happy!
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:15 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Not the rear end in a top hat. Find a therapist that you are comfortable with and that you trust to work on the issues that brought you to your current therapist. In addition, also ask your new therapist for help on that whole disliking black women thing. This is a weird one, because I really want to call this person an rear end in a top hat, but therapy isn’t going to work with someone you don’t trust, respect, or feel safe around. Nah he’s an rear end in a top hat. Just because a situation wouldn’t work because of your rear end in a top hat ness doesn’t make you not an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:24 |
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^ shePvt.Scott posted:Not the rear end in a top hat. Find a therapist that you are comfortable with and that you trust to work on the issues that brought you to your current therapist. In addition, also ask your new therapist for help on that whole disliking black women thing. This is a weird one, because I really want to call this person an rear end in a top hat, but therapy isn’t going to work with someone you don’t trust, respect, or feel safe around. yeah honestly that's probably right thinking about it. she even acknowledges it's stupid and racist because it won't make them lesser qualified but can't help it. if someone isn't comfortable with a therapist, then the therapist-patient relation is gunna be poo poo--even if it's for a stupid reason. But definitely needs to find one she is and also work on that issue pronto but yeah still an rear end in a top hat, just one that needs to work on that to become less of an rear end in a top hat with a situation they're comfortable with Xaris fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jun 27, 2019 |
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Sagebrush posted:If I want to be called Professor Brush and my students call me Sage, it's not an insult if I correct them. Irl I don't care but some professors really do. "Professor" is an academic title in Australian higher education too, but not a formal one, so in an Australian context, yeah, she's claiming a title she doesn't have. If you weren't sure of someone's rank or were talking about them to a third party, you'd just refer to them as "my lecturer" or "my tutor" or whatever.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:40 |
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AITA: for not dealing with my gay friend coming out well in the 90s?quote:Before you judge me, it’s a little more complicated than just me being a bad friend and person.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 22:45 |
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Piell posted:AITA: for not dealing with my gay friend coming out well in the 90s? This went in an the best possible direction and it's great actually Like I'm dying laughing at this dude going through the one two punch of "wait my boyfriend is gay??? And cheating on me?????"
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 23:02 |
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Tythas posted:AITA for demanding my neighbors move their clothes line that blocks the entrance to my home? They're going to burn your house down. Okay, maybe not that, but they're going to make your life a loving living hell as long as you live next to them.
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 23:10 |
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DemoneeHo posted:My [18M] Mother [42F] trying to take over my graduation speech
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 23:10 |
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AITA for ruining my friend's pickle eating experience?quote:I had a friend over a few weeks ago and got up to grab a beer. I noticed the jar of pickles in the fridge and decided I could go for some crunch, called out "Hey, you want a pickle?" "Sure."
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 23:18 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:AITA for ruining my friend's pickle eating experience? Yes
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 23:22 |
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I appreciate that the gay friend pulled the "I have an extremely hot boyfriend but you've never met him, he goes to another school!" move and the OP fuckin' believed it, and still does.DragQueenofAngmar posted:AITA for ruining my friend's pickle eating experience? Yes. Cripes, just let the dude be weird and suck up the minute of extra dishwashing work, this isn't rocket surgery
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# ? Jun 27, 2019 23:24 |