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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

https://twitter.com/kpnwebcare/status/1148841911521828864

KPN Business (Dutch mobile + internet provider): <standard tweet promoting their services, featuring an image from their TV ad that features a person of color>

an idiot: I don’t want to see a (some dumb made up racist word) in every advertisement... get out of here/gently caress off... i want to see my own people... ALSO in advertisements. Clear enough, KPN ?????

KPN Webcare: We apologize. At the advertising agency they just happened to run out of middle-age, narrow-minded, cranky and racist ladies.

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Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

fisting by many posted:

I mean, this tweet is cooler than vaping :shrug:

IDK, if you're a former cigarette smoker (like me) looking for an alternative and a way to wean off of nicotine that has a similar mouthfeel that gum/patches do not, vaping is cool and good.

That said, teenagers blowing ~fat clouds~ is loving baffling to me, and it's disheartening to know that the marketing for vapes/etc is going to get the companies' asses nailed to a wall in a way that's gonna end with vape fluid/bits and bobs go through a massively taxed price hike.

Best I can hope for is being done with it by the time that happens.

It's a long way of saying 'that tweet is dorky as gently caress and embarrassing to read but yeah I'm on board with it'

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I started smoking, and I assume everyone did, because to my teenage image obsessed mind, it made me look cool and grown up. So yeah I also don't get how kids get into vaping because it does not make you look like Bogey.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

zoux posted:

I started smoking, and I assume everyone did, because to my teenage image obsessed mind, it made me look cool and grown up. So yeah I also don't get how kids get into vaping because it does not make you look like Bogey.

I did it because I was a teenager.

I should clarify tho, as I'm tired and didn't state it well, it's baffling to me because if they're on the upward climb to heavier nicotine fluids, like, it is absurdly easy to get knocked on your rear end by Too Much. I'm still trying to figure out what's what with that, and occasionally get nic headaches/slight nausea because I misjudged how many hits is an okay amount of hits on a smoke break that came a little too soon after my last one.

I'm not even smoking that high a dosage. poo poo's weird. I'm still getting used to it. I could absolutely buy that a teenager sucking down a giant drag can and would seriously gently caress themselves up that way.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/christiec733/status/1148654258507698176?s=21

“You should start a garden!”

“HOW DARE YOU STRIP MY RIGHT TO VOTE”

All your food comes from California.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

All your food comes from California.

Jokes on you I only eat avocados and almonds.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Skwirl posted:

All your food comes from California.

Jokes on you I only eat locally sourced garbage.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Never heard of Ben Shapiro?

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

Dr Christmas posted:

Illidan Stormrage in that Darkcel image spends 10000 years pining for his brother's girlfriend.

Illidan’s got a giant harem, with like, at least a few hundred concubines. Also, he was probably rawing his way through hot, hard-bodied Demon Hunters of various genders nonstop (while pining over his brother’s girlfriend).

Is that top image Scorpion? Because Scorpion also fucks. He had a wife and kids when he was alive.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/the_evangilist/status/1147924721733971970

drat, you almost had it too

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.



Triceps was RIGHT there

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think probably gym guys don't know about 4chan slang slurs so I'm going with "unintentional but regrettable"

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

zoux posted:

Jokes on you I only eat avocados and almonds.

you draught causing mother fucker.

zoux posted:

I think probably gym guys don't know about 4chan slang slurs so I'm going with "unintentional but regrettable"

my mom knows trap in refrence to mtf transexuals. stand up comedians used it in the 80s and 90s. not everything is from 4chan.

zoux posted:

Put on a sweater if your cold

drat i caught it when i was editing but ill leave it now. i ment drought

snergle has a new favorite as of 17:08 on Jul 10, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

snergle posted:

you draught causing mother fucker.

Put on a sweater if your cold

https://twitter.com/CampbellxEmma/status/1146172036655517696

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Jul 10, 2019

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

snergle posted:

my mom knows trap in refrence to mtf transexuals. stand up comedians used it in the 80s and 90s. not everything is from 4chan.

your mom needs to log off

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

Dr Christmas posted:

Illidan Stormrage in that Darkcel image spends 10000 years pining for his brother's girlfriend.
Also Vergil from Devil May Cry isn't even celibate, he has a son.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

TontoCorazon posted:

Jokes on you I only eat locally sourced garbage.
<---- :same:

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

GreenMetalSun posted:

Illidan’s got a giant harem, with like, at least a few hundred concubines. Also, he was probably rawing his way through hot, hard-bodied Demon Hunters of various genders nonstop (while pining over his brother’s girlfriend).

Is that top image Scorpion? Because Scorpion also fucks. He had a wife and kids when he was alive.

That's Noob Saibot, ninja pallate swap #4, as he appears in MK11. Shadowy henchman who wants to strike it out on his own.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



T-man posted:

Oh great, the incels discovered Nietzsche, the First Incel.

Except Nietzsche had the spirochetes, so even he hosed.

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta
https://twitter.com/katrinagulliver/status/1148934064990236672?s=19

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Cleretic posted:

I'm playing Final Fantasy 14 right now. This game's got a lot of villains in it, but I can tell you right now that none of them were having sex.

Except for maybe the giant evil dragon, I'm not looking into that one for confirmation.

Gaius canonically fucks. Seriously you miss all that stuff with Livia? Gaius even orders her to meet him in his quarters at one point.

Really the only FF14 villain who doesn't bone is Asahi.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:

I think probably gym guys don't know about 4chan slang slurs so I'm going with "unintentional but regrettable"

There are probably plenty of gym bros who's porn or terrible internet socializing habits would inform them what that word can mean. It's probably like car people and tranny where, because they have a particular in-group definition, they need prompting from context to read it as a slur instead of as a car part.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

welcome to the internet, where context and intent doesn't matter

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
They took the sign down and apologized. It's just a bit sad and another sign of no research. But they made it better.

Just about zero people are accusing them of doing it intentionally. Everybody is just facepalming, nobody is calling for blood over it. Just an apology and removal, which they did. If you come in with a defense of "trap means trapezius oh god why are you so offended all the time," you're missing the entire loving point and I will laugh at you.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Yeah how could they not know the word has a double meaning

https://twitter.com/queen_adrianV/status/1148678381388664837

Also plenty of people in the thread are arguing it's intentional
https://twitter.com/Flutters225/status/1148942103260672001

zoux has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Jul 10, 2019

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/Lisa_Keegan/status/1148772643807514624

If anyone did this to one of my pets, I would loving murder them

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Pastry of the Year posted:

https://twitter.com/Lisa_Keegan/status/1148772643807514624

If anyone did this to one of my pets, I would loving murder them

At least we know where all these people went then

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

zoux posted:

Also plenty of people in the thread are arguing it's intentional
https://twitter.com/Flutters225/status/1148942103260672001

uh because you can't skip on legs. also lats are the most disgusting human muscles.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


it can be both bad and unintentional, i'm pretty sure

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Just lmao

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Yes the famous Lombardy Trophy, hoisted by Tom Bradi.

I think what many white men don't get about pride movements is that they are in response to a history of shame and oppression, where everyone who wasn't that was denigrated and told to feel ashamed of their gender, expression, race, sexuality, or whatever. So now we have to rehab that history and elevate these classes. Maybe in 100 years we'll be past that and pride movements won't be necessary and I, a brain in a jar in hell, won't have to read tweets about "whens white guy pride parade month hmmmm" every loving day. It's not for loving you, it's for them and if it bothers you so much just ignore it because again, not for you.

zoux has a new favorite as of 20:40 on Jul 10, 2019

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I mean, Brady is a showboating narcissist who wants to make everything about him. :colbert:

Anyway, content:



The milquetoast liberalism of *checks notes* wildcat strikes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/chiproytx/status/1148439655165124608

Thank you to the sitting member of Congress

It's still a very stupid accessory, though.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I've read more revolutionary words on a bottle of soap while taking a poo poo.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Murses are such a hot new accessory that there's a Seinfeld episode about it.

Tony Snark posted:

I've read more revolutionary words on a bottle of soap while taking a poo poo.

To be fair



https://twitter.com/JoeySalads/status/1148654321896251394

zoux has a new favorite as of 21:32 on Jul 10, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This is me being an idiot on social media, but the concept of a "murse" aggravates me in the way only dumb bullshit fashion things that don't matter can.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Murse is an awful name for anything

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


did someone on the world cup team scream "i deserve this?" that owns hard enough that i'm tearing up slightly

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

This is me being an idiot on social media, but the concept of a "murse" aggravates me in the way only dumb bullshit fashion things that don't matter can.

Don't worry, after this week you will never hear about it again.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Doc Hawkins posted:

did someone on the world cup team scream "i deserve this?" that owns hard enough that i'm tearing up slightly

Yes, specifically Megan Rapinoe, who is the one that makes chuds really mad

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