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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for telling cashier that wasn’t the girls credit card? Honestly, if that girl is telling the truth, loving call the cops. Deflect her little Karenameha bonkers power move. Also in what world are you seeing the name on a credit card like this without being uncomfortably close to someone you loving weirdo.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:33 |
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18 months of dating and 7 months of living together and he still hasn't goaded her into giving up her religious compulsions? Come on man, are you even trying???
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:36 |
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teen witch posted:Also in what world are you seeing the name on a credit card like this without being uncomfortably close to someone you loving weirdo. You might need glasses
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:45 |
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Barudak posted:Jesus got three extra holes though? they give you a dont gently caress crucifixion holes pamphlet when your loved one gets a crucifixion
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:49 |
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I (35M) recently found out my wife (39F) has been lying about where she is at night.quote:Sorry for the wall of text, this is ongoing and I'm still processing all of this and I'm just going to write everything I can. Gotta remember this "already have concert tickets" line
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:49 |
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ad090 posted:AITA for buying my own home though my husband owns his own? Yeah I think I should probably print this one out and write DON'T BECOME THIS on it in big letters. I'm "lucky" in the sense that I've probably done more personalization in the house in the last few months since my wife passed than the few years we had it before hand, but the idea of sharing it with anyone else even long into the future just feels so wrong. Definitely don't want to be the guy essentially hiding a shrine for many years and being insistent that it doesn't change.
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Pinecone Sample posted:I (35M) recently found out my wife (39F) has been lying about where she is at night. Yeah that’s a good one. Also like “hey I wanna meet these friends” never came up?? Put up or shut up on that lol.
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Pinecone Sample posted:I (35M) recently found out my wife (39F) has been lying about where she is at night. That line is intriguing.
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Guess who's got more drama? Our good pal cake-puncher! My girlfriend just broke down in tears and said that she wants a "normal relationship". quote:I'm currently living in a situation where I've been kicked out of my dad's house and I'm living with my girlfriend and her family. I started out living in their house with them, but tensions have grown higher between me and her dad and we recently reached an agreement where I can live in their pool house in their backyard. It's honestly been awesome so far. The pool house is practically an apartment, with electricity, a bathroom, plumbing, and a living area with a couch and TV and everything. Our agreement is that I don't have to pay actual rent, but I do have to help him with physical labor around the house when it needs to be done and my work acts as rent. I'm also not ever allowed in the actual house unless it's work-related and I'm on my own in supplying my own food and stuff like that, but it's still a sweet deal so far. LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jul 16, 2019 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:I (35M) recently found out my wife (39F) has been lying about where she is at night.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 19:58 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah I think I should probably print this one out and write DON'T BECOME THIS on it in big letters. I'm "lucky" in the sense that I've probably done more personalization in the house in the last few months since my wife passed than the few years we had it before hand, but the idea of sharing it with anyone else even long into the future just feels so wrong. Definitely don't want to be the guy essentially hiding a shrine for many years and being insistent that it doesn't change. There's a grieving process, and it's important to remember that it's a process. Don't feel you need to rush back to "normal" or beat yourself up for things you can't do yet; the main thing is to be aware of yourself and pay attention if you get stuck.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Guess who's got more drama? Our good pal cake-puncher! Lmao @ I thought she'd be happy!
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My girlfriend [33F] is upset that I [31M] am considering going out Friday night with a friend who is visiting. She can’t go out due to her religious beliefs. Don’t know what to do. I thought the relevant passage was something like "Don't cook a kid in it's mother's milk." I just looked online and apparently it has been extrapolated to mean that the ideal kosher kitchen has two ovens, ranges, microwaves, dishwashers, and sinks. Two sets of silverware, pots, and spatulas. Milk and meat are antiparticles so that if a molecule of one touches the other it will annihilate any Jews caught in the blast radius. If you can't afford two ranges, you're supposed to designate separate burners.
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LadyPictureShow posted:My girlfriend just broke down in tears and said that she wants a "normal relationship". OF COURSE he doesn't want to break up, that would mean he'd have to move from this cushy set up which he said was a good thing because he is extremely selfish. OF COURSE she wants a normal relationship because this is cake-puncher we're talking about here.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Guess who's got more drama? Our good pal cake-puncher! See I knew the poolhouse was going to be a sweet gig Why can't she be happy for me. "My boyfriend is our own Hostile Kato Kaelin and there's no traffic on the way to visit him"
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 20:09 |
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jesus I forgot this was a two month relationship in cakepuncher's story, holy poo poo what a psychopath. 'I've been in this relationship for like 60 days, why does she think it's weird that I want to bum in her family's house forever despite me constantly fighting with her dad???'
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 20:17 |
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Beachcomber posted:I thought the relevant passage was something like "Don't cook a kid in it's mother's milk." Yup. Full kosher takes a lot of work, though it's not bad once you're used to it. Like most things like that the hard part is making it habit. Some things like separate ovens seem excessive, the main idea is to help avoid mistakes. With multiple people living together something you think is dairy might not always be dairy. I've had that issue with actual food allergies, and flat-out veto "we'll make two batches and leave the death out of this one".
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Bruceski posted:Yup. Full kosher takes a lot of work, though it's not bad once you're used to it. Like most things like that the hard part is making it habit. Some things like separate ovens seem excessive, the main idea is to help avoid mistakes. With multiple people living together something you think is dairy might not always be dairy. I've had that issue with actual food allergies, and flat-out veto "we'll make two batches and leave the death out of this one".
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Pinecone Sample posted:I (35M) recently found out my wife (39F) has been lying about where she is at night.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 20:27 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Why would a benevolent God really want to make his followers live such a complicated existence? Religion is so loving dumb, it's batshit crazy to me that it still has such a massive influence and power these days.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 20:32 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah I think I should probably print this one out and write DON'T BECOME THIS on it in big letters. I'm "lucky" in the sense that I've probably done more personalization in the house in the last few months since my wife passed than the few years we had it before hand, but the idea of sharing it with anyone else even long into the future just feels so wrong. Definitely don't want to be the guy essentially hiding a shrine for many years and being insistent that it doesn't change. I've bought a few new things myself, the bedroom I've been told is much more 'masculine' with the new linen, but there's still photos and all sorts about the place. I think I might have to set the place on fire or something as I really like the decor and I have no idea how any hypothetical gfs would react to it. Or more importantly, how I'd feel with sharing the place with anyone else who's not renting/etc. I get the feeling that widow/ers are much more of a thing bundled up into late age rather than admitting young people can have to deal with it. Everyone's ok with a single mom/dad, but everyone gets akward when they they find out you have a late spouse.
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Beachcomber posted:I thought the relevant passage was something like "Don't cook a kid in it's mother's milk." I can confirm. I worked food service at a Jewish camp (no not that kind) one summer and if a meal had dairy we couldn't serve meat and vice versa. They also got fried chicken every Friday night and there was one kid who was just a walking collection of allergic reactions. Literally the only thing he was allow to eat were peas and a boiled, unseasoned, chicken breast.
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Leon Einstein posted:Why would a benevolent God really want to make his followers live such a complicated existence? A significant amount of Judaism revolves around God setting rules, and various rabbis finding loopholes He didn't account for. For example, the Bible prohibits lighting a fire on the Sabbath and some sects have interpreted that to mean that turning on a light bulb is a violation of that command. Therefore, some among them invented devices that... well, I'll let this speak for itself. http://www.kosherswitch.com/live/tech/how
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Serephina posted:I get the feeling that widow/ers are much more of a thing bundled up into late age rather than admitting young people can have to deal with it. Everyone's ok with a single mom/dad, but everyone gets akward when they they find out you have a late spouse. For sure, I think it's easier to just file that away in the 'I won't have to worry about that for 30+ years pile' despite the fact I'm the 3rd person I know who this has happened to before they're 40 and my wife also lost a long term boyfriend before we met. My family have suggested maybe having someone in to rent the spare bedroom (I only made 1/2 the amount of money she did, and I live in a part of the country that's just generally overpriced. Yay.) but ugh, I dunno if I can do that with a random stranger. I've never lived on my own before, but it would feel weird bringing anyone she didn't know into her house.
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Leon Einstein posted:Why would a benevolent God really want to make his followers live such a complicated existence? Because God is kinda tangential to Judaism. Christianity grew out of a cult and so is focused on belief and convincing others of that belief, with divine punishment for not believing. "A good person without Christ is not a good person," that sort of thing. Judaism has tribal origins so God is used to reinforce laws to keep the tribe together. "Our ways are not their ways."
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Leon Einstein posted:Why would a benevolent God really want to make his followers live such a complicated existence? The god worshipped by the Jews is very clearly not benevolent.
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christmas boots posted:A significant amount of Judaism revolves around God setting rules, and various rabbis finding loopholes He didn't account for. For example, the Bible prohibits lighting a fire on the Sabbath and some sects have interpreted that to mean that turning on a light bulb is a violation of that command. Therefore, some among them invented devices that... well, I'll let this speak for itself. This is scrub tier, just get yourself a Shabbos goy.
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Leon Einstein posted:Why would a benevolent God really want to make his followers live such a complicated existence? idk who told you YHWH is a benevolent god, lol In Judaism, God is a tribalistic treaty-making god. You do right by God, God keeps you out of the desert. This is especially true for the Orthodox. That's how fishing line on a telephone pole around an entire neighborhood can make for a private domain. They are following the letter of the law of their agreement with God.
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christmas boots posted:A significant amount of Judaism revolves around God setting rules, and various rabbis finding loopholes He didn't account for. For example, the Bible prohibits lighting a fire on the Sabbath and some sects have interpreted that to mean that turning on a light bulb is a violation of that command. Therefore, some among them invented devices that... well, I'll let this speak for itself. You know I try to respect different beliefs but lol this poo poo is so loving stupid. I mean get a load of this quote:Halachically, your action is simply the movement of an isolated piece of plastic with no implications of causation. This is some mega-stupid rules lawyer bullshit. Honestly it's even worse than those idiots who try to argue about the "Eye of the Needle" being some gate somewhere that a camel could easily fit through.
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It's worth noting that there isn't much agreement between Jews about what's allowed on Shabbat. Or on any other topic. Two Jews, three opinions.
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christmas boots posted:A significant amount of Judaism revolves around God setting rules, and various rabbis finding loopholes He didn't account for. For example, the Bible prohibits lighting a fire on the Sabbath and some sects have interpreted that to mean that turning on a light bulb is a violation of that command. Therefore, some among them invented devices that... well, I'll let this speak for itself. My favorite parable is two Rabbis arguing over a fiddly bit of law, one makes a solid (but wrong) argument, the other just invokes divine intervention. "If I am right let this river flow backwards" sort of thing. It ends with God's voice booming down that the second Rabbi is right to which the first one says "stay out of this. You gave us the commandments, they're ours now. It's up to us to figure out what to do with them." And God left, happy that His children had surpassed Him.
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zakharov posted:This is scrub tier, just get yourself a Shabbos goy. Pretty sure you can’t hire a gentile to break sabbath for you. Now if they do it of their own accord and at some point you just happen to give them a gift of cash, well who could find fault with such generosity?
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Leon Einstein posted:Why would a benevolent God really want to make his followers live such a complicated existence? For some folks, religion gives them an excuse to be Weird As Hell that, for the sake of social expediency, most people will just accept.
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christmas boots posted:A significant amount of Judaism revolves around God setting rules, and various rabbis finding loopholes He didn't account for. For example, the Bible prohibits lighting a fire on the Sabbath and some sects have interpreted that to mean that turning on a light bulb is a violation of that command. Therefore, some among them invented devices that... well, I'll let this speak for itself. That link is amazing, oh my YHWH The Bramble fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jul 16, 2019 |
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christmas boots posted:Pretty sure you can’t hire a gentile to break sabbath for you. I went down a rabbit hole of this and how it interacts with Alexa... According to some, "Alexa turn on the lights" is forbidden, but "Alexa it's dark in here." is ok.
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# ? Jul 16, 2019 21:02 |
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Jewish Rules Lawerying is the best.
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Hughlander posted:I went down a rabbit hole of this and how it interacts with Alexa... According to some, "Alexa turn on the lights" is forbidden, but "Alexa it's dark in here." is ok. Rabbi Hole
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Chomp8645 posted:You know I try to respect different beliefs but lol this poo poo is so loving stupid. it rules, more religions should be about playing I'm Not Touching You with a wrathful God
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xtal posted:Rabbi Hole
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Leon Einstein posted:benevolent God i am not sure you "get" abrahamic religions
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