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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Aziz of Arabia posted:

Still, they're invited by the Saudi government.

The Saudi government consists of terrible people, who cares what they think?

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Aziz of Arabia
Jul 19, 2019

by R. Guyovich

Orange Devil posted:

The Saudi government consists of terrible people, who cares what they think?

This is the same strain of thought that brought Libya and Iraq to where they are now.

At least Assad wasn't replaced by islamists in Syria, mashallah.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

It isn't illegal for the US to send forces to Saudi Arabia, as they're welcomed by the host government. It's just unwise, because it pisses off double digit percentages of people in a whole bunch of countries, and doesn't appear to be tied to any actual objective. It's just the blob at work.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Aziz of Arabia posted:

This is the same strain of thought that brought Libya and Iraq to where they are now.

At least Assad wasn't replaced by islamists in Syria, mashallah.

But the Saudi government are Islamists with a record of supporting terrorists across the globe, not to mention blood-thirsty dictators across the Arab world. They back up people like Sisi and work with AQAP as we speak. They also have ties to the same extremists you mentioned in Syria, even if they eventually disavowed them.

This "government" has no legitimacy, and is unequivocally a force for evil, domestically and internationally.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Aziz of Arabia posted:

This is the same strain of thought that brought Libya and Iraq to where they are now.

No, it isn't.

Also Libya and Iraq were explicitly not (longer) US-supported regimes. Which is a lot more relevant to their current state.

Putting US troops in Saudi-Arabia for any reason, but perhaps especially for no clearly defined reason at all, is firmly in the "doing stupid poo poo" school of US foreign policy.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/20/britain-lured-into-deadly-trap-on-iran-by-trump-hawk-john-bolton

quote:

So when Bolton heard British Royal Marines had seized an Iranian oil tanker off Gibraltar on America’s Independence Day, his joy was unconfined. “Excellent news: UK has detained the supertanker Grace I laden with Iranian oil bound for Syria in violation of EU sanctions,” he exulted on Twitter.

Bolton’s delighted reaction suggested the seizure was a surprise. But accumulating evidence suggests the opposite is true, and that Bolton’s national security team was directly involved in manufacturing the Gibraltar incident. The suspicion is that Conservative politicians, distracted by picking a new prime minister, jockeying for power, and preoccupied with Brexit, stumbled into an American trap.

In short, it seems, Britain was set up.

lol of course John Bolton's behind this.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Nothing in the story actually matches up with the headline? The US told Britain to do something and they did it? How were they "lured" into anything?

How do we know the whole thing isn't some kind of bid by Theresa May to have her own Falklands moment?

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today
Clapping Larry

Throatwarbler posted:

How do we know the whole thing isn't some kind of bid by Theresa May to have her own Falklands moment?

I don't think the political UK is able to do much except eat itself up at the moment, and it would probably take a ground invasion of British owned soil for May to be able to somehow un-resign as party leader

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Throatwarbler posted:

Nothing in the story actually matches up with the headline? The US told Britain to do something and they did it? How were they "lured" into anything?

How do we know the whole thing isn't some kind of bid by Theresa May to have her own Falklands moment?

The British did not think through the consequences of seizing an Iranian oil tanker and are now involved in an international standoff with Iran.

May is resigning Wednesday and the Royal Navy is no shape to fight a war.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Throatwarbler posted:

Nothing in the story actually matches up with the headline? The US told Britain to do something and they did it? How were they "lured" into anything?

I think it's mostly about the sobering realization that the UK's royal marines obey direct orders from Washington, that the Pentagon doesn't actually need to use Downing Street as a proxy.

They used to, as some token measure of courtesy to let the British pretend they are a sovereign nation; but in the Trump era this kind of polite subtlety does not have a place in the world anymore.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

OhFunny posted:

The British did not think through the consequences of seizing an Iranian oil tanker and are now involved in an international standoff with Iran.

May is resigning Wednesday and the Royal Navy is no shape to fight a war.

May is setting up Boris for an immediate legitimacy question of mandate. How will he run the country if he cant stand up to THE MUSLIM HORDES.

Boris will have to react swiftly and decisively to consolidate his base of the tory papals. Otherwise ge loses.

This is loving bad. This is a powderkeg ready to explode.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

May is setting up Boris for an immediate legitimacy question of mandate. How will he run the country if he cant stand up to THE MUSLIM HORDES.

Boris will have to react swiftly and decisively to consolidate his base of the tory papals. Otherwise ge loses.

This is loving bad. This is a powderkeg ready to explode.

Given the state of everything in the UK I'm half expecting Windows for Warships to crash and leave £1bn of Type 45 to get sunk by speedboats, twice in a row.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

suck my woke dick posted:

Given the state of everything in the UK I'm half expecting Windows for Warships to crash and leave £1bn of Type 45 to get sunk by speedboats, twice in a row.
Don't be ridiculous, the Royal Navy is never going to let the Iranian sink its prize warships. They cleverly made sure that the Type 45 was physically unable of sailing to the Persian Gulf. Speedboats don't have the endurance to reach the North Sea from Iran, so the pride and joy of the British admiralty is safely out of reach.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

suck my woke dick posted:

Given the state of everything in the UK I'm half expecting Windows for Warships to crash and leave £1bn of Type 45 to get sunk by speedboats, twice in a row.

Far more likely they just stomp on the muslims in the UK as a show of them 'doing something about it,' which they can do much more easily and which'll be far more horrible than just wasting taxpayer money on the lovely Royal Navy to fail.

Never mind that said UK muslims are more likely to be sunni anyway, UK voters that actually vote for proven dipshits like Boris this time around are just the sort of ignoramuses to lap it up. :smith:

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jul 20, 2019

EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

CrazyLoon posted:

Far more likely they just stomp on the muslims in the UK as a show of them 'doing something about it,' which they can do much more easily and which'll be far more horrible than just wasting taxpayer money on the lovely Royal Navy to fail.

Yet another example of the failure of socialism

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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CrazyLoon posted:

Far more likely they just stomp on the muslims in the UK as a show of them 'doing something about it,' which they can do much more easily and which'll be far more horrible than just wasting taxpayer money on the lovely Royal Navy to fail.

Never mind that said UK muslims are more likely to be sunni anyway, UK voters that actually vote for proven dipshits like Boris this time around are just the sort of ignoramuses to lap it up. :smith:

I mean the UK isn't saying much about this. It's at least in part because Johnson and the rest do not want to look like complete American stooges for the frothing insanity of the Tory party.

Alongside that, the majority of people do actually seem to really dislike Johnson, more so than any other politician in the country at the moment. It's not all of us voting and, hilariously, Johnson has very little in the way of constitutional "wiggle room" because so many folks in his own party find him repellent.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

CrazyLoon posted:

Far more likely they just stomp on the muslims in the UK as a show of them 'doing something about it,' which they can do much more easily and which'll be far more horrible than just wasting taxpayer money on the lovely Royal Navy to fail.

Never mind that said UK muslims are more likely to be sunni anyway, UK voters that actually vote for proven dipshits like Boris this time around are just the sort of ignoramuses to lap it up. :smith:

The world's bad enough without pulling poo poo like this out of your rear end to worry about. There's no reason to believe the UK is going to start enacting pogroms against Muslims to get back at Iran for getting back at them for seizing a tanker, jfc.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Cat Mattress posted:

Don't be ridiculous, the Royal Navy is never going to let the Iranian sink its prize warships. They cleverly made sure that the Type 45 was physically unable of sailing to the Persian Gulf. Speedboats don't have the endurance to reach the North Sea from Iran, so the pride and joy of the British admiralty is safely out of reach.

Might see this happen as the UK is sending the HMS Duncan, a Type 45 destroyer, to the Persian Gulf.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Sinteres posted:

The world's bad enough without pulling poo poo like this out of your rear end to worry about. There's no reason to believe the UK is going to start enacting pogroms against Muslims to get back at Iran for getting back at them for seizing a tanker, jfc.

I dunno what to think about them nowadays, man, given how cozy they wanna be with the US govt....but yea, I did pull it out of my rear end I guess.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

If the UK wanted to do something stupid and spiteful to get back at Iran, couldn't they just use their bases in Cyprus to put a few planes in the sky and kill some Iranians in Syria like Israel does? Cyprus presumably wouldn't be thrilled, particularly with the recent example of a regime missile (accidentally) falling in their territory, but if Israel can get away with it without much risk of reprisal, presumably the British could too.

I don't think they'll do that, but if I did have to draw up a retaliatory scenario for them, that's the closest one to something that makes sense that I can come up with short of begging the US to do something since we talked them into this in the first place. Or just negotiating, which is what they should actually do.

Aziz of Arabia
Jul 19, 2019

by R. Guyovich
Isn't another option to recruit a paramilitary regiment from amongst their Sunni asylees (like the Pakistanis, Egyptians, &c.) and send them into Iran? Maybe via Iraq, Afghanistan or Pakistan?

From there, they can travel into Iran and spread the sunnah upon those Shi'a munafiqs.

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Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
I hope so, what are the British known for if not organizing effective Sunni militias? Send them against the irgc and the whole rotten structure will collapse. Within a generation those Iranians will have learned to queue and enjoy boiled offal.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
It's been a full century! Time to shake things up and have another Lawrence of ArabiaPersia!

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jul 21, 2019

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

With what is happening in Britain and judging by Boris' desire to grow closer to the US after brexit to save his country from real collapse. He will require the form of political capital trump likes. That being shows of force and military meat spins.


So a takeaway from all of this is the fact that Iran will be a military Junta in the aftermath of all of this unless statud quo is maintainted. The runner up to the supreme leader is the IRGC whether by attrition or coercement by the US they will be the ones to inherit the country. And that military will be one that has 1 goal: Build Nukes


America could end the loving world by going after the ayayollah. And t45s will be steaming towards the persian gulf in trumps flank . If they sink itll be The iron Lady all over again. Johnson doesnt have anything to lose by losing british ships.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Eschenique posted:

Didn't.... Trump personally nix that deal?

lolin' at the absolute state of the USA

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
Yea, he nixed it because Obama made it happen and the pissbaby can't have that. He'd rather wreck something that took god knows how many years of diplomatic work and negotiations, and then do the exact same thing only with brute force, just so that he could say that it was *him* who made it happen, and not Obama!

Only problem is that by this point even a dog could do diplomacy better than a gutted US diplo corps under the Trump administration.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

Aziz of Arabia posted:

Isn't another option to recruit a paramilitary regiment from amongst their Sunni asylees (like the Pakistanis, Egyptians, &c.) and send them into Iran? Maybe via Iraq, Afghanistan or Pakistan?

From there, they can travel into Iran and spread the sunnah upon those Shi'a munafiqs.

:shuckyes:

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
Y’all motherfuckers are stupid.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

With what is happening in Britain and judging by Boris' desire to grow closer to the US after brexit to save his country from real collapse. He will require the form of political capital trump likes. That being shows of force and military meat spins.


So a takeaway from all of this is the fact that Iran will be a military Junta in the aftermath of all of this unless statud quo is maintainted. The runner up to the supreme leader is the IRGC whether by attrition or coercement by the US they will be the ones to inherit the country. And that military will be one that has 1 goal: Build Nukes


America could end the loving world by going after the ayayollah. And t45s will be steaming towards the persian gulf in trumps flank . If they sink itll be The iron Lady all over again. Johnson doesnt have anything to lose by losing british ships.

:shuckyes:

Blut
Sep 11, 2009

if someone is in the bottom 10%~ of a guillotine

Cat Mattress posted:

Don't be ridiculous, the Royal Navy is never going to let the Iranian sink its prize warships. They cleverly made sure that the Type 45 was physically unable of sailing to the Persian Gulf. Speedboats don't have the endurance to reach the North Sea from Iran, so the pride and joy of the British admiralty is safely out of reach.

This is some bizarre level of hilarious/ridiculous:

quote:

Rolls-Royce executives said engines installed in the Type 45 destroyers had been built as specified – but that the conditions in the Middle East were not “in line with these specs”.

How on earth do you build a £1bn ship that can't sail in warm waters? And then not get sued into the ground?

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Blut posted:

This is some bizarre level of hilarious/ridiculous:


How on earth do you build a £1bn ship that can't sail in warm waters? And then not get sued into the ground?

Its the wacky world of military procurement.

Speaking of British warships, its interesting that Iran was able to seize two tankers (later releasing one) while the UK were well aware of the threat and had escort vessels in the area. British ships prevented a tanker from being taken a week or two ago-- supposedly.

Its quite the dance going on in the Gulf right now.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

Count Roland posted:

Its the wacky world of military procurement.

Speaking of British warships, its interesting that Iran was able to seize two tankers (later releasing one) while the UK were well aware of the threat and had escort vessels in the area. British ships prevented a tanker from being taken a week or two ago-- supposedly.

Its quite the dance going on in the Gulf right now.

If they lose one more ship they have to rename it the Royal Coast Guard.

axelord
Dec 28, 2012

College Slice

Count Roland posted:

Its the wacky world of military procurement.

Speaking of British warships, its interesting that Iran was able to seize two tankers (later releasing one) while the UK were well aware of the threat and had escort vessels in the area. British ships prevented a tanker from being taken a week or two ago-- supposedly.

Its quite the dance going on in the Gulf right now.

Passage through Straits are governed by international treaty basically allowing ship traffic through Straits even through territorial waters. A ship passing through the Straits of Hormuz are going to be close to Iranian Territorial waters or even in Iranian Territorial waters.

It's a busy shipping route so there are a lot of ships moving through so there's a lot of ships to protect. Once a ship is seized it is likely in Iranian waters or will be shortly. So the British are left with the choice of attacking Iranians in Iranian waters and starting a shooting war or letting them take the ship.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Count Roland posted:

Its the wacky world of military procurement.

Speaking of British warships, its interesting that Iran was able to seize two tankers (later releasing one) while the UK were well aware of the threat and had escort vessels in the area. British ships prevented a tanker from being taken a week or two ago-- supposedly.

Its quite the dance going on in the Gulf right now.

This is also partly a failure of US diplomacy. American diplomats were pressing allies to help patrol convoys in the Gulf after the attacks on the tankers but most nations were reticent to participate. This kind of incident is in part fallout from Trump's relationship of mistrust and antagonism with the rest of the world.

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today
Clapping Larry
The Guardian also of the persuasion that the UK got got

"How Trump’s arch-hawk lured Britain into a dangerous trap to punish Iran"

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/20/britain-lured-into-deadly-trap-on-iran-by-trump-hawk-john-bolton


:ninja: Whoops! I guess it already got linked

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Blut posted:

How on earth do you build a £1bn ship that can't sail in warm waters? And then not get sued into the ground?

The engines can't handle the different water temperature there, iirc they're trying some fancier turbines instead of regular diesel engines.

quote:

The first warning signs emerged in 2009 when the Commons defence committee warned that “persistent overoptimism and underestimation of the technical challenges combined with inappropriate commercial arrangements” would lead to rising costs.

Britannia rules the waves lol

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Count Roland posted:

Its the wacky world of military procurement.

Speaking of British warships, its interesting that Iran was able to seize two tankers (later releasing one) while the UK were well aware of the threat and had escort vessels in the area. British ships prevented a tanker from being taken a week or two ago-- supposedly.

Its quite the dance going on in the Gulf right now.

The UK only has one frigate in the Gulf for escort duty. It can't be everywhere.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

quote:

The first warning signs emerged in 2009 when the Commons defence committee warned that “persistent overoptimism and underestimation of the technical challenges combined with inappropriate commercial arrangements” would lead to rising costs.

Good to see the Humphrey verbosity method of communication is alive and well in the UK government.

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

Aziz of Arabia posted:

Isn't another option to recruit a paramilitary regiment from amongst their Sunni asylees (like the Pakistanis, Egyptians, &c.) and send them into Iran? Maybe via Iraq, Afghanistan or Pakistan?

From there, they can travel into Iran and spread the sunnah upon those Shi'a munafiqs.

You are cordially invited to gently caress off and not post here again.

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Aziz of Arabia posted:

Isn't another option to recruit a paramilitary regiment from amongst their Sunni asylees (like the Pakistanis, Egyptians, &c.) and send them into Iran? Maybe via Iraq, Afghanistan or Pakistan?

From there, they can travel into Iran and spread the sunnah upon those Shi'a munafiqs.

Uhhhh I’m Shia don’t use that term, what the gently caress?

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