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My hobby? Thinking up inane questions to ask re-sellers on amazon who clearly have no knowledge of their product.
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"Seller - does this limited edition run of Monopoly for Millennials use die-cast figures or are they plastic" Some crazy guy has to open up one and check to retain his perfect seller rating
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Jul 29, 2019 16:32
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[Looking at an elephant shaking a tree] Land whales will shake loose birds, monkeys, deer, and other nesting creatures then feast on them while they're stunned. |
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Jul 29, 2019 16:51
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vanisher posted:My hobby? Thinking up inane questions to ask re-sellers on amazon who clearly have no knowledge of their product. What kind of kiln was used to fire this china tea cup? |
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Jul 29, 2019 16:52
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Twenty Four posted:*waves hands* birds, trees, animals, whatever. figure it out, im trying to drive a jeep here Cubone posted:[giraffes] these are ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Careful near the river, everyone. More people die each year to water pig attacks than to snappy big snakes. Jolo posted:*Pointing at giraffes* Farecoal posted:"Woah, holy poo poo those guys look dangerous" ShinyBirdTeeth posted:[Looking at an elephant shaking a tree] Land whales will shake loose birds, monkeys, deer, and other nesting creatures then feast on them while they're stunned. i made the thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3894978 |
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Jul 29, 2019 17:14
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awkward stuff to say as you leave a bathroom i kept the seat warm for ya! ---------------- |
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Jul 29, 2019 23:22
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canyoneer posted:i made the thread nice, it is good!
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Jul 30, 2019 00:40
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canyoneer posted:i made the thread you did it thank
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Jul 30, 2019 00:51
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remember the band "toploader"?
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and then the OP is just "why?"
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i do not actually have anything against the persons that make up the band "toploader" it would just be a jape
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lost my old email posted:remember the band "toploader"? that was the magic: the gathering themed band, right? i used to have some of their early albums but i sold it a long time ago. it's probably worth a fortune now. |
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Jul 30, 2019 00:59
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canyoneer posted:that was the magic: the gathering themed band, right? I thought it was the laundry themed one.
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Jul 30, 2019 01:28
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My pancake restaurant offers Rooty Tooty pancakes. The Rooty Tooty part of the name is just for fun. It comes with extra pancakes and sides for a discounted price. *** IHOP HAS WHAT??? |
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Jul 30, 2019 02:38
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*farmer dude as he watches cousin Brandy Sue's rear end sway seductively as she sexily drives a tractor* "Oooh, she hicc"
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Jul 30, 2019 05:44
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wearing a tracksuit to make yourself look athletic and then a cool person says you look fit and we call it stealing velour
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bee eater posted:wearing a tracksuit to make yourself look athletic and then a cool person says you look fit and we call it stealing velour https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 30, 2019 23:51
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Jul 30, 2019 23:57
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*at a petting zoo* bro, let's go pick up some chicks |
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Jul 31, 2019 00:01
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:*at a petting zoo* |
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Jul 31, 2019 13:35
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Bill Engvall's Zodiac "If you were born between August 23rd and September 22... heeere's your sign. It's Virgo and it means you're modest and practical. I realized while typing this that I'm combining the format of Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck joke" with the punchline of Engvall's "Here's your sign" but I'm a cancer and that means I'm imaginative and greedy so I don't care and can I have $5?
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Jul 31, 2019 14:12
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the whole world smokes a lot of weed and all wars cease pax marijuana |
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Jul 31, 2019 17:38
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planning for optimizing the rest of your day: > "want to get a beer some time?" "great how about this Saturday 13.30?" |
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Jul 31, 2019 17:58
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canyoneer posted:the whole world smokes a lot of weed and all wars cease |
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Jul 31, 2019 19:36
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vanisher posted:Eating toast for the sheer thrill of it today I went past, but did not stop at, much to my shame:  guess I just can't handle the excitement of a toast bender
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traded my father's watch for 6 toasts in a row (increasing in crispness from left to right, rectangular cut, buttered). no regrets
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Going to a Toastmasters event and being profoundly disappointed.
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super sweet best pal posted:Going to a Toastmasters event and being profoundly disappointed. Riffling a loaf of bread, fanning, then slashing a layer of jelly across twelves peices of toast at once. |
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said the man with a grin as he wiped off his chin "News and weather, after the break." This is Nantucket Public Radio |
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Aug 1, 2019 06:34
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if you die on twitter, you die in real life
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my virus scan is getting pretty full of itself
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FactsAreUseless posted:said the man with a grin A man from Peru woke up in a canoe and was covered in goo. "God dammit Nantucket man!" he yelled to the sky. It began to rain... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 2, 2019 01:54
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Man, from Nantucket His penis was the subject Of many poems |
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Aug 2, 2019 04:12
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the other limerick man from nantucket, constantly explaining to people "no, i'm the one who went out to sea in a bucket" |
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There once was a man from Nantucket who was adversely affected by acidifying sea water. The environment affects us all. |
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[hacks the mainframe] im in
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Aug 4, 2019 07:44
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redm posted:[hacks the mainframe] im in urine
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redm posted:[hacks the mainframe] im in sweat beads on my brow as I move my levels to the top of everyone's queue in Mario Maker 2 |
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Aug 4, 2019 14:27
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[taps one key] ive bypassed the firewall
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it's a unix system! I know this!
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