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*pointing at lions*
"look out your left in the shade of those trees and you'll see a whole flock of... those guys"
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*waves hands* birds, trees, animals, whatever. figure it out, im trying to drive a jeep here
[giraffes] these are
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Careful near the river, everyone. More people die each year to water pig attacks than to snappy big snakes.
*Pointing at giraffes*
Some of these uhh four-legged ostriches can get really tall.
"Woah, holy poo poo those guys look dangerous"
[Looking at an elephant shaking a tree] Land whales will shake loose birds, monkeys, deer, and other nesting creatures then feast on them while they're stunned.
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Jul 29, 2019 17:14
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Elephant family groups are lead by a matriarch, usually the oldest female. This herd has been led by Akina.. I mean, sorry that's actually Atiena... Aaaa... Amana? Sorry I get them confused, I'm really bad with names! *flustered flipping of sheets on clipboard* sorry, Tishala, it's Tishala who's lead this herd since she took over from her mother.... Uhhhh.... Over there you can see a giraffe we like to call George! *driver murmers something* Brian! We call him Brian, after one of the researchers!
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Jul 29, 2019 17:43
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first time here on the continent? let me give you some history. africa was named after the italian cartographer who originally mapped it, africa vespucci.
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Jul 29, 2019 17:49
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ah, what a treat! these are critically endangered in the wild. the species here is "Gorilla gorilla", but you might know them by their common name, "rowdy boys"
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Jul 29, 2019 17:53
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this one i like to call the long neck
the one over there? that is a long nose
and if you squint your eyes and look out far ahead, you’ll see a three legged creature. that is a rugby player
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Jul 29, 2019 18:22
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flying over head are gray parrots native to africa. we do not have a specific name for them, however it sounds like this flock is of the fog horn variety
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Jul 29, 2019 18:25
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Guide: "on your left, the daimond rattlesnage"
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Jul 29, 2019 18:26
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Careful! The snage has escaped!!
(Confused and alarmed tour passengers look around not really knowing what to look for)
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Jul 29, 2019 18:27
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Ah! The monster has woken!
"Wait is it a big animal or does he think monsters are real"
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Jul 29, 2019 18:33
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if we're lucky today folks, we might see one of the three big cat species out here. liars, cheaters, and lepers
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Jul 29, 2019 18:48
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Ah! A group of big dog types. Known and hunted for their rare and beautiful teeth, these big dog guys are king of the dogs.
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Jul 29, 2019 19:14
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Ah! A group of big dog types. Known and hunted for their rare and beautiful teeth, these big dog guys are king of the dogs.
(Tram slowly drives past elephants)
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Jul 29, 2019 20:03
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the stripe cat may appear large but it is in fact peculiarly close
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Jul 29, 2019 20:09
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[radio static sound] On the left, you'll see a collection, or grouping, of dirthole head-sticker-outers. You may have seen them on TV, or on the television. Look at their whole deal.
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Jul 29, 2019 22:26
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[radio static sound] On the left, you'll see a collection, or grouping, of dirthole head-sticker-outers. You may have seen them on TV, or on the television. Look at their whole deal.
"aren't those meerkats?"
"hardly! they're wild animals, and taxonomically within the mongoose family"
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lmaoooo
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They wanted a safari expert and I use it all the time on my iPhone.
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Jul 30, 2019 01:10
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The Safari guide puts his hand over the microphone and talks to the passenger next to him "sorry sir, what's that?" The man replies "Oh, just a camera. It's Steve's" patting his friend on the shoulder. The guide removes his hand from the speaker "ahead you'll see the wild Camera, known for its many beautiful Steves."
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Jul 30, 2019 01:13
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i panic for a moment but then start substituting in the name of the nearest pokémon. long story short, an almost four star rating on trip adviser
woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo
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Jul 30, 2019 01:17
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"aren't those meerkats?"
"hardly! they're wild animals, and taxonomically within the mongoose family"
The Safari guide puts his hand over the microphone and talks to the passenger next to him "sorry sir, what's that?" The man replies "Oh, just a camera. It's Steve's" patting his friend on the shoulder. The guide removes his hand from the speaker "ahead you'll see the wild Camera, known for its many beautiful Steves."
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Jul 30, 2019 15:54
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And there are some majestic pointy-head deer, running across the grassy place. Look at them go, just running wherever they want, not a care in the world. They've probably never accidentally killed their guide and had to assume their identity to avoid getting caught. I'm sorry, where were we? Look, there are some towers made of bug...poop, I think. Or spit? No, pretty sure it's poop. Yeah, the bugs live in them, inside a house they fashioned for themselves, out of their own poop. That I can relate to.
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Jul 30, 2019 16:05
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*pointing at lions*
"look out your left in the shade of those trees and you'll see a whole flock of... those guys"
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Jul 30, 2019 16:24
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This safari is intended to foster a connection with nature, and if you're behind a camera, you aren't really connecting. So please, don't take any pictures of the, uh, weird looking humans?
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*pointing at monkey enclosure* These are the awful men. If you do a crime in society, you get put in here as one of the awful men - so stay on the straight and narrow, folks!
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Jul 30, 2019 16:43
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*pointing at monkey enclosure* These are the awful men. If you do a crime in society, you get put in here as one of the awful men - so stay on the straight and narrow, folks!
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me: so i thought it would be a fun exercise to pretend we are the first of the homo sapiens to drive upon the savannah, generating new names for all the novel wildlife, what say you, Chunkosaurus
john: my name is john and i have a condition ok
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oh well uh that's stan, that's jonathan, that's ursula, and that's randy *elbows* you do not wanna know how he got that name
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Jul 30, 2019 18:26
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To the east, we observe: greater noble river lump
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"Sorry, folks, not a lot to see today." Howler monkey drives by on a scooter smoking a cigarette and wearing a messenger's cap. "Apart from traffic I guess. But don't worry, we'll have a blast at the flower garden; I hear the bees are out in force!"
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"I give you the Greater Cheese Gobbler." A bunch of German tourists snap pictures of the Golden Corral buffet line.
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there's an armored balloon lizard. they can go weeks without water and live to be over a hundred years old.
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