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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Diet Crack posted:

Is Clearing fun?

(I've been supporting our admissions team over the past week because it's utter loving chaos there)

Yes OP its great

(My wife has handled the university side of clearing before and actually its complete madness for a few days every year. Plus you get people calling to ask about getting onto your course that wants like AAB and asking if their CDD grades will suffice. No my duder I am afraid they will not, dehumanise and face to Burger King)

Edit: 106 - the number of years it has been since I sat my A Levels

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Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

^^
Yeah they will, i'd be very surprised any non oxbridge university turning down money for any course without strict limitations.

I'm in work for 5:45AM tomorrow, assuming everything goes well leaving about 5PM

Beyond the long hours it's pretty ok, most of our busy time has been the prep before it (systems tests, preparing in case of blackout, late stage bug fixes)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I got into my uni because I asked nicely.

Which certainly suggests that the system is not fit for purpose lol.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
I have STEM degrees falling out of my ears -and am perpetually studying something or other so a relative asked me to 'tell' her daughter she 'must' go to uni. I said I can't possibly do that. She doesn't have a burning desire to study a particular subject at any advanced level, she has no burning need to gain a professional / vocational qualification and the prospect of £00,000s of debt. If she eventually decides she wants to then that's up to her and she can do it then. (At least in the UK we still have the possibility to study as a mature student. Not true of all countries.)

I chose my highly theoretical degree subject (against some parental opposition I have to say!) and I also have a degree (and a couple of postgrad thingies) in a professional subject which involves some technical skill (say HND level if that still exists) and a bunch of irrelevant management and other courses thrown on to make it into an unnecessary degree. The only benefit of the degree was to get myself Chartered Thingy Doer professional qualification.

A former boyfriend was a nurse who was totally against the idea of having to do a B.N. on the same grounds. (He had qualified before it was a requirement). You have the technical bit and a bunch of useless other courses thrown on top to turn it into a degree, meanwhile not meeting any real patients at all during the first couple of years of 'training'. (Some of this might have changed in the last 20 years!)

At school I would have arguments with other girls in the sixth form over the relative worth of various subjects. Some doing the very academic subjects were disparaging about those studying the more practical subjects. I would always argue that after the apocalypse (nuclear in those days) who would you rather have in your gang - someone who understood the finer points of a piece of literature, or someone who knew how to make clothes, prepare food or knock up shelters?

TL:DR despite my own academic background I think the push to degreeize everything is wrong.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Aug 14, 2019

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

Niric posted:

Banks fans itt I need your help/honest opinions. Because the Culture novels come up not infrequently in the thread (and because I enjoyed The Wasp Factory and some M. Banks short stories when I read them years ago) I figured I'd give Consider Phlebas a shot. And after about 3/4s of the way through it's....ok, I guess? Given the love the series gets I feel like I'm missing something. Is it worth persevering with, or is it more likely just not my thing if I'm kinda cool on the first one?
Start with Use of Weapons.

Consider Phlebas is a nothing book - It's not offensively bad or anything it's just a pretty straightforward spaceship book. The war that is featured in Consider Phlebas is referenced throughout the rest of the Culture series and it's much more interesting to hear about it from those references than from reading the actual book about it. Player of Games isn't much better, it's pretty much another bog standard space drama but with some extra interesting bits that hint at where the series is going and how much better its going to get.

Use of Weapons, the third Culture book, is the first one that really digs into the Culture in a meaningful and interesting way and it's the perfect primer for understanding the Culture before further books in the series delve deeper into particular aspects. It also helps that the story contained in Use of Weapons is fantastic - as a stand-alone book it's the best in the series and a great read even if the Culture stuff doesn't interest you.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


It doesn't help that every university expanded massively since the Tories removed the centrally numbers cap in 2012 (free market in education! every student who wants to go can!) and student numbers were slightly rising. Now they are falling due to population effects, and unis are desperate to get enough students to pay for the loans on all the fancy new buildings and such will waive them through the door. Student experience? Making sure people are ready for levels of study? Out the door. Just make courses easier!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Diet Crack posted:

Is Clearing fun?

That depends. Are you in the Highlands and Islands, or are you in Edinburgh?

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Failed Imagineer posted:

Seems bad, even by the usual mystical standards of the global financial markets

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/1161583201963393024?s=19

We’re already in a recession. The economy shrunk last quarter and anyone who thinks that it will bounce back this one is an idiot - I doubt many want to invest their business in a country careening towards disaster. Two quarters with negative growth is officially a recession.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

OwlFancier posted:

I'd be quite surprised if EDL wankers would get along with Germaine Greer types.

TERFs are one of the prime sources of recruitment for the alt-right

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

I agree that pushing people towards degrees just fuels the business cycle and doesn't help. Yes some degrees are useful, but most are not. I'm sorry if you fell into the same trap of doing an arts degree like I did, you have my sympathies.

Going back to Trades: Does the UK have any sort of program in 6th form or equivalent, that utilises apprenticeship programs for the transition into a full technical college/engineering degree or masters? Australia had a pretty drat good system, at least in WA, where from year 10 onward to year 12, you could elect to do non-TEE (Tertiary Entrance Examinations, the main exams in Western Australia). This would typically focus more on manual courses, but still diverse enough to understand more about different avenues you could possibly go down. For example, one of my friends from the school days elected to do so, and studied metalworking, design drawing and ended up doing his boilermaker apprenticeship during year 12.

He now lives in a massive log cabin in Canada after making Greg Norman's massive gently caress-off yacht working for Austal ships, and now works for a massive engineering firm making six figures.



It's a similar story or close to with more modest results for the majority of the people I know who went through that program. And to think that they often got "bullied" or mocked for not doing exams and going to Uni....

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


There should be a scheme partially funded by taxation for every 18 year old to spend 3 years dossing and trying out new sports, hobbies and vocational training in a city away from their parents. University without necessarily studying.

It did me a world of good and changed me entirely as a person, and therefore everyone should do it :colbert:

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/obornetweets/status/1161606614941601792?s=21

Spoilers: he's massively compromised.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Kassad posted:

I wasn't aware "predicted grades" were a thing in the UK before reading this. Jesus Christ.
The UK continues to blow my mind with this sort of stuff.

Guavanaut posted:

The 'equality of opportunity'/'equality of outcome' is the dumbest poo poo, because:

(OECD, 2008)

Where do they think equality of opportunity (which they're ostensibly for) will come from for the next generation without some equality of outcome (which they're against)?
A lot of it comes down to the definition of equality of opportunity, which now that I think about it, comes pretty close to the various discussions of freedom - freedom of speech vs. freedom from hunger and so on. For a lot of people, equality of opportunity just means there aren't any legal/institutional barriers standing in the way of a student's success (though they'll likely dismiss the ones that actually exist!) - concerns like having to deal with a poverty during your studies is just the way life is for some and clearly has nothing to do with opportunity.

OwlFancier posted:

Maybe I want to discourage the formation of engineers.
I wonder if the whole "engineers are weird tech fetishists" thing is down to some aspect of Anglo (academic) culture? Like, the places where they're educated have a certain culture that relatively normal people just bounce off? It doesn't really fit my experience studying engineering, but then the student body was also majority female from my year and down. Meanwhile, I've run into students from an IT-focused school that was 95% male, and they definitely lived up to the STEMlord stereotypes and more. A quick googling reveals that the UK actually has the lowest number of women in tech in all the EU, which is definitely a warning sign that the academic/work environment is cesspool of men huffing their and each others farts.

I mean, obviously people will see things through the lens of their expertise, but at least having to deal with the perspective of people who are just a little different from yourself might open them up to the possibility that they don't have the full picture. I suppose it helps too that architectural engineering actually needs quite a lot of cooperation with non-STEM people, so the field has natural protection against going completely off the deep end.

In conclusion, just force engineers of any type to interact with non-STEM people, as part of their studies, and when they get released into the wilds. Make it a natural part of their experience to include other professions, like anthropologists and sociologists, in their work. A lot of STEMlordism is probably also based on the professions getting hailed as saviors of humanity or whatever, which having someone say "Yeah, but maybe listen to these people before you reinvent buses?" would help alleviate somewhat.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I have STEM degrees falling out of my ears -and am perpetually studying something or other so a relative asked me to 'tell' her daughter she 'must' go to uni. I said I can't possibly do that. She doesn't have a burning desire to study a particular subject at any advanced level, she has no burning need to gain a professional / vocational qualification and the prospect of £00,000s of debt. If she eventually decides she wants to then that's up to her and she can do it then. (At least in the UK we still have the possibility to study as a mature student. Not true of all countries.)

I chose my highly theoretical degree subject (against some parental opposition I have to say!) and I also have a degree and a couple of postgrad thingies in a professional subjects which involve some technical skill (say HND level if that still exists) and a bunch of irrelevant management and other courses thrown on to make it into an unnecessary degree. The only benefit of the degree was to get myself Chartered Thingy Doer professional qualification.

A former boyfriend was a nurse who was totally against the idea of having to do a B.N. on the same grounds. (He had qualified before it was a requirement). You have the technical bit and a bunch of useless other courses thrown on top to turn it into a degree, meanwhile not meeting any real patients at all during the first couple of years of 'training'. (Some of this might have changed in the last 20 years!)

At school I would have arguments with other girls in the sixth form over the relative worth of various subjects. Some doing the very academic subjects were disparaging about those studying the more practical subjects. I would always argue that after the apocalypse (nuclear in those days) who would you rather have in your gang - someone who understood the finer points of a piece of literature, or someone who knew how to make clothes, prepare food or knock up shelters?

TL:DR despite my own academic background I think the push to degreeize everything is wrong.

I agree with you, speaking as another academic, but many of these issues are due to the commercialisation and managerialisation of HE institutions. On one hand, a lot of frustrating admin has been taken out of researchers' hands (or so I hear from older colleagues), but on the other, a whole bureaucratic class of parasites has inserted itself into the very marrow of HE and, if anything, imposed a poo poo-ton more admin and standards and courses and gently caress knows what else, I ignore all my HR emails.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

thespaceinvader posted:

Because University is where all the people your age doing the same thing are and taking out loans to go on a 4 year bender is a lot less wholesome when you do it on your own.

But in all seriousness, that's where the clubs and societies and new knowledge in all sorts of forms, are. It's difficult to find what you want to do with yourself without being in the melting pot of a whole bunch of people doing the same thing, in structured or semi-structured ways.

That was part of the University experience I basically entirely missed out on and wow do I regret that now, 15 years later.
Same here (30+ years ago). I went to a few clubs once each at the start, didn't feel comfortable because of massive shyness and anxiety issues, and never went back. My entire first year was a miserable, lovely experience (not helped by being the only first-year in a block full of cliquey second-years - the joys of getting a last-minute place via clearing!) and I almost dropped out. Luckily I finally made some connections right at the end of the year, but I still never engaged with the wider social scene. It was basically booze or do nothing.

Edit: also holy poo poo at people getting a place based on predicted grades. What the gently caress?

Small Strange Bird fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Aug 14, 2019

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the old man who stopped the nazi shooter in norway kicked the poo poo out of the nazi

https://twitter.com/mollycrabapple/status/1160940463744069632?s=20

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Flayer posted:

Start with Use of Weapons.

Consider Phlebas is a nothing book - It's not offensively bad or anything it's just a pretty straightforward spaceship book. The war that is featured in Consider Phlebas is referenced throughout the rest of the Culture series and it's much more interesting to hear about it from those references than from reading the actual book about it. Player of Games isn't much better, it's pretty much another bog standard space drama but with some extra interesting bits that hint at where the series is going and how much better its going to get.

Use of Weapons, the third Culture book, is the first one that really digs into the Culture in a meaningful and interesting way and it's the perfect primer for understanding the Culture before further books in the series delve deeper into particular aspects. It also helps that the story contained in Use of Weapons is fantastic - as a stand-alone book it's the best in the series and a great read even if the Culture stuff doesn't interest you.

Cheers. I don't really read scifi unless it's ~~literary fiction~~ (I know, I know, get thee to the wall...), so a better story and digging into the thought experiment constructing a society stuff sounds way more my jam than decent-but-bog-standard space opera

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jose posted:

the old man who stopped the nazi shooter in norway kicked the poo poo out of the nazi

https://twitter.com/mollycrabapple/status/1160940463744069632?s=20

Someone commented that it looks like the virgin mass shooter vs the chad granddad and it absolutely does.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Jose posted:

the old man who stopped the nazi shooter in norway kicked the poo poo out of the nazi

https://twitter.com/mollycrabapple/status/1160940463744069632?s=20

hahaha he proper hosed him up, :getin: Grandad

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I'd love to go back to university, I suspect I could probably guilt trip my LEA into giving me another crack at it under the guise of "You misdiagnosed me again you fuckers, give me phd money."

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Diet Crack posted:

Is Clearing fun?


Some people enjoy CBT
I’ve yet to meet anyone who finds any fun in clearing.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

A Buttery Pastry posted:

A lot of STEMlordism is probably also based on the professions getting hailed as saviors of humanity or whatever, which having someone say "Yeah, but maybe listen to these people before you reinvent buses?" would help alleviate somewhat.

Best idea is the Roman general whisperer, but for STEMlords. Just have someone following them round all day on a Segway saying "you, too, are an idiot" so they don't get ideas above their station

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANpi_SV_ABY

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

CGI Stardust posted:

Best idea is the Roman general whisperer, but for STEMlords. Just have someone following them round all day on a Segway saying "you, too, are an idiot" so they don't get ideas above their station
The more jobs get automated away, the more people will be free to take on this role.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CGI Stardust posted:

Best idea is the Roman general whisperer, but for STEMlords. Just have someone following them round all day on a Segway saying "you, too, are an idiot" so they don't get ideas above their station

Memento Moron.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

The perfect stream of fire at face level makes it looks like precision slapstick comedy. gently caress that guy and gently caress his medium-rare fash face.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I've just had a letter asking me for money to pay off an energy bill from a house I haven't lived in for nearly 5 years. The bill relates to a period after I'd moved out. I told Co-Op (who the debt was with) to gently caress off with it years ago, and since then every now and then I get a letter from a different collection agency. The amount is steadily increasing but whatever.

Is there a way I can get them to actually poo poo off and leave me alone, or do I have to just keep ignoring it for a while longer until they get bored or hit some kind of time limit?

e: I've just checked back through some emails and the actual original bill was £51. They're now asking me for over £1300 :lol:

sebzilla fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Aug 14, 2019

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.
https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1161596662164230144

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Guavanaut posted:

More like a great day to
https://twitter.com/esoapbox/status/1130471528515145728

e: ^ Loud Angry Dad Sectarians vs. Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists

Owns

Jose posted:

the old man who stopped the nazi shooter in norway kicked the poo poo out of the nazi

https://twitter.com/mollycrabapple/status/1160940463744069632?s=20

Owns

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Yeah you might say that, if you're a raging idiot

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

sebzilla posted:

I've just had a letter asking me for money to pay off an energy bill from a house I haven't lived in for nearly 5 years. The bill relates to a period after I'd moved out. I told Co-Op (who the debt was with) to gently caress off with it years ago, and since then every now and then I get a letter from a different collection agency. The amount is steadily increasing but whatever.

Is there a way I can get them to actually poo poo off and leave me alone, or do I have to just keep ignoring it for a while longer until they get bored or hit some kind of time limit?

e: I've just checked back through some emails and the actual original bill was £51. They're now asking me for over £1300 :lol:

I wouldn't leave it: contact co-op again and make a complaint, providing a scan of the letter along with some kind of proof that you weren't in the address for the period of the bill demand. This might be a bit of a shitter to source if it's from 5 years ago unfortunately, but ideally it would be another utility bill or similar. If that doesn't resolve it, escalate to the Energy Ombudsman: https://www.ombudsman-services.org/sectors/energy

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

sebzilla posted:

I've just had a letter asking me for money to pay off an energy bill from a house I haven't lived in for nearly 5 years. The bill relates to a period after I'd moved out. I told Co-Op (who the debt was with) to gently caress off with it years ago, and since then every now and then I get a letter from a different collection agency. The amount is steadily increasing but whatever.

Is there a way I can get them to actually poo poo off and leave me alone, or do I have to just keep ignoring it for a while longer until they get bored or hit some kind of time limit?

e: I've just checked back through some emails and the actual original bill was £51. They're now asking me for over £1300 :lol:

You could try and get them to write off the debt by supplying them with all the relevant evidence that the debt isn't yours, but if you're looking for the "least effort" approach, just bin them. They can't do anything except take you to court and lol @ that

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Diet Crack posted:


Going back to Trades: Does the UK have any sort of program in 6th form or equivalent, that utilises apprenticeship programs for the transition into a full technical college/engineering degree or masters?


Nope!

University is pretty straightforward: you do your A-levels (or possibly some fancy equivalent), then go through UCAS to pick a number of possible university choices. Simple!

FURTHER education by contrast is an utterly incoherent mess of literally thousands of courses, schemes and apprenticeships, ranging from the excellent (rare) to the dire (common) and with very little help for baffled teenagers to pick their way through it all.

At base, further education is seen as an inferior option for other people's children and there's no noisy middle class lobby agitating to simplify and improve it. There are individual schemes that deliver what you mentioned but good luck getting on them unless you're exceptionally driven and sharp-elbowed.

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:


slightly :nws:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1160737386776522752
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1160897080862355456

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

CGI Stardust posted:

Best idea is the Roman general whisperer, but for STEMlords. Just have someone following them round all day on a Segway saying "you, too, are an idiot" so they don't get ideas above their station

No doubt people with a technical education and knowledge of the real world are a terrible plague in America and perhaps China. But this is the UKMT; the last time a British person was ever put in charge of anything based on their knowledge of what they are talking about was probably some frigate captain in the napoleonic wars.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Weird how - if the guy hadn't been quite such a fuckup - this would have got no coverage whatsoever, while someone with a red rosette looking slightly askance at smoked salmon is reported as Kristallnacht 2.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
what the

https://twitter.com/AyoCaesar/status/1161629688944562176

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

OwlFancier posted:

I would imagine that maintenence for the bike is much cheaper than the car?

Not necessarily. Things are crammed into wierd places, and you generally have to start with removing all the fairing.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Angrymog posted:

Not necessarily. Things are crammed into wierd places, and you generally have to start with removing all the fairing.

Yeah but how many tyres and brake pads and whatever do you tend to need versus a car? Also lots of a car is underneath the car.

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