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never had sex, looking to get to know the girl & boy next door
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I’m a sad lonely person, and if I had 2-3 million lying around, I’d certainly spend it to ruin a family and buy the affection of the one that got away. Like what, spend those last years in dignified solitude? Already spent enough years in solitude, and none of them were dignified. Go get that bang life-companion lady! Such Fun fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Aug 16, 2019 |
# ? Aug 16, 2019 15:51 |
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I mean even if she has cancer and it’s a legitimate offer there’s no way it works out. That money will be hanging over his every breath.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 15:52 |
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blugu64 posted:I mean even if she has cancer and it’s a legitimate offer there’s no way it works out. That money will be hanging over his every breath. Because of the Implication. Cancer lady is working the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, good for her
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 15:57 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for reporting my son’s terrible school bus driver?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 15:58 |
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AITA for flipping out on my boyfriend for eating my cake?quote:My birthday was this past Monday, and my parents got me a cake for it, naturally. I'm originally from Michigan but go to school in Texas, and as a surprise my parents mailed me something called a 'bumpy cake'. They were like my favorite thing when I was little and I'm not sure if they're ONLY available in Michigan but I definitely can't get them in Texas. Always a cool sign when your partner says sorry, then instantly gets angry at you if 'sorry' doesn't make you instantly forgive them
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Such Fun posted:I’m a sad lonely person, and if I had 2-3 million lying around, I’d certainly spend it to ruin a family and buy the affection of the one that got away. i was created by a computer system and lived with a foster family for 12 years (?) then raised by robots
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:00 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for reporting my son’s terrible school bus driver? think about moving to a more-autistic friendly town
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sexpig by night posted:AITA for flipping out on my boyfriend for eating my cake? I couldn't help it. I only wanted to eat one little bite, with a fork, right out of the box, from your birthday cake, how does that make me selfish?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:04 |
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object-a posted:i was created by a computer system and lived with a foster family for 12 years (?) then raised by robots Please doxx me, because this is just rubbish
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:04 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:my special needs son isn't getting the attention or environment he needs, this must be the bus driver's fault. Also the driver sneers at me so he is a bad person. yea in the grand scheme yea the driver maybe shouldn't glare at someone trying to work as best they can with an autistic kid in a district that isn't helping at all, but lol at turning this into 'clearly the problem here is the driver who can't promise me a bus full of teens will be stone silent for an entire bus ride, not the fact my district doesn't even have a special needs bus'.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:04 |
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sexpig by night posted:AITA for flipping out on my boyfriend for eating my cake? my robot stepdad would repeatedly and intentionally start an arguments with me and then subsequently apologize. over and over again. he did this an estimated 575,872 times between the ages of 14 to 18. typically a few times a month.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:05 |
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Such Fun posted:Please doxx me, because this is just rubbish nah its true. i walked away from my biologically family around the age of 15 or so
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:06 |
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ScentOfAnOtaku posted:I couldn't help it. I only wanted to eat one little bite, with a fork, right out of the box, from your birthday cake, how does that make me selfish? turns out robot stepdad was controlled by murder software
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:06 |
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sexpig by night posted:yea in the grand scheme yea the driver maybe shouldn't glare at someone trying to work as best they can with an autistic kid in a district that isn't helping at all, but lol at turning this into 'clearly the problem here is the driver who can't promise me a bus full of teens will be stone silent for an entire bus ride, not the fact my district doesn't even have a special needs bus'. the problem is structural. the individual should think about moving to a community that accommodates autistic children
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:07 |
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dude's an amateur, everyone knows you take the knife and make a clean cut when you're done eating to cover up evidence of the crime
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:08 |
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Straight White Shark posted:dude's an amateur, everyone knows you take the knife and make a clean cut when you're done eating to cover up evidence of the crime People don’t appreciate the effort that goes into really gaslighting your SO
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:14 |
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Can my (13/m) neighbor (10/f) be my girlfriend?quote:So all my friends have girlfriends and they are always making fun of me and calling gay because I don’t have one. I really like my neighbor and we’ve been best friends since I was 7 and she was 4. When we were kids we always played together at recess and during the summer but last year I started middle school and she was in third grade and we didn’t hang out as much. We’ve reconnected this summer and play video games everyday together and I even went to her family cabin for a week. Now that summer is wrapping up I want to make her my girlfriend so that we can hangout still during the school year. She is also the girl I have kissed granted I was 7 at the time and we were playing house together lol. But can a 7th grader date a 4th grader? All my friends are dating in the same grade but my friends say that they are having sex and getting to third base but I don’t want that. Anyway I guess I’m more scared we won’t be with each other all year and I really liked hanging out with her all summer.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Is this cheating? I feel like this is the sort of man who needs regular explanations that the cow in the distance is not small, it is just very far away.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:18 |
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If a school bus driver could magically make the bus quiet they'd all be quiet.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:24 |
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Elderbean posted:A lot of RPG horror stories are relationship horror stories. My one experience playing in a D&D game with strangers I had met through a game store cork board posting (20 or so years ago) involved 4 strangers meeting at the GMs house to roll characters. I never went back because the GM in question had male characters roll for their penis size and female characters roll to determine when, and how heavy, their menstrual cycle was.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:25 |
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how does one meet another person?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:33 |
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welcome to hell posted:Can my (13/m) neighbor (10/f) be my girlfriend?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:34 |
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welcome to hell posted:Can my (13/m) neighbor (10/f) be my girlfriend? I swear to God, middle school boys...
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:35 |
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ZombieLenin posted:My one experience playing in a D&D game with strangers I had met through a game store cork board posting (20 or so years ago) involved 4 strangers meeting at the GMs house to roll characters. Did you roll for anal circumference
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It’s weird but it sounds like the kid is just socially awkward/stunted and wants to be able to say he has a gf. What he doesn’t seem to realize is that dating a 4th grader will, uh, not make his friends stop teasing him
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:40 |
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The school bus driver one made me instantly angry because it reminded me of some poo poo my mother-in-law pulled years ago. My spouse's little brother is twelve years younger than her, and before he went off to college, he was an insufferable smartass. One day he was screwing around on the bus by his own admission, jumping over the seats, when the driver had to stop short and he fell and broke his arm. My mother-in-law sued the bus company/school district and loving won even though it was entirely his fault. Her reasoning was that "The driver should have kept him under control"
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:41 |
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TheScott2K posted:I swear to God, middle school boys... As the parent of a middle-schooler, the girls aren’t any less obsessed with “dating” and relationships and crushes and the social scorekeeping that goes along with it.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:44 |
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Kid should just do what I told my son to do when his buddies made fun of him for not having a girlfriend: graphically describe how he fucks the poo poo out of their dads. 7th graders do not have the emotional capacity to even handle a burn like, "Yeah that's not what your dad was saying when I was elbow deep in his rear end last night."
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:44 |
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goethe.cx posted:It’s weird but it sounds like the kid is just socially awkward/stunted and wants to be able to say he has a gf. What he doesn’t seem to realize is that dating a 4th grader will, uh, not make his friends stop teasing him Also his friends are extremely lovely to begin with, but they're also just kids. And I really have no idea how to solve childhood problems, I barely survived my own.
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Subjunctive posted:As the parent of a middle-schooler, the girls aren’t any less obsessed with “dating” and relationships and crushes and the social scorekeeping that goes along with it. I think the shittiest part is really the schoolyard homophobia. I dunno if girls do that too, I dont really remember it. Rubellavator fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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Rubellavator posted:I think the shittiest part is really the schoolyard homophobia. Also not restricted to boys, unfortunately.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:49 |
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if anyone was actually homosexual or lesbian at my schoolyard, then they were accepted as ordinary children
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:50 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:The school bus driver one made me instantly angry because it reminded me of some poo poo my mother-in-law pulled years ago. Wait a second Pope Corky the IX posted:made me instantly angry Did the post then get you in a headlock before landing a series of punches and kicks to your head?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:50 |
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Subjunctive posted:Also not restricted to boys, unfortunately. power in numbers
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Aramoro posted:Wait a second what difference would that make?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 16:51 |
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welcome to hell posted:Can my (13/m) neighbor (10/f) be my girlfriend? When I was about 7 or 8 I went on holiday with my family, staying at some camping-site somewhere in Europe. There was a German family also staying at this site who had a daughter with Down’s, who was a few years older than me, probably 12 or older. This girl took a liking to me, and fancied to be my girlfriend - something which was translated to me by adults. They all thought it was very cute and endearing, and how good of me to not care that she was ‘different’. Then the kissing started, and when I wanted to get away I was tutted at for treating her differently just because she was ‘different’. So my parents, and her parents, kept setting up play dates. My parents proud at their succes as progressive parents, hers no doubtly glad their daughter had made a friend, and me getting molested in plain sight. Anyway, she really liked soft-boiled eggs and made me eat them. I’m almost 36 now and soft boiled eggs still make me gag. So parents, please keep pubescent kids away from pre-pubescent kids, thnx.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 17:04 |
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Pick posted:*jack skelmingtao voice* at what I do I am the best 🎵 there was a user in the anonymous confession thread who talked about roleplaying as a nazi online for various reasons and someone suggested they read 'mother midnight' and i think you should probably do that too lest you one day wake up and find you've actually become this mix up of an uptight wasp/truman capote character that you're half pretending to be
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 17:12 |
Oh Fight Man. Skill and strength and size does mean something in fighting. Everything counts. quote:Let me start by saying this. I have never won a fight. I’ve been in probably 30 or 40 in my life. I’m very weak. I am 5’10 and 106 pounds at the moment. I am 20. Every fight i have been in has been with a completely different type of person. I’ve fought men who completely overpowered me. I’ve fought woman who probably could’ve overpowered me but also outskilled me. Today is an example.
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Such Fun posted:When I was about 7 or 8 I went on holiday with my family, staying at some camping-site somewhere in Europe. There was a German family also staying at this site who had a daughter with Down’s, who was a few years older than me, probably 12 or older. This girl took a liking to me, and fancied to be my girlfriend - something which was translated to me by adults. They all thought it was very cute and endearing, and how good of me to not care that she was ‘different’. This makes me sick in ways I don't have words for. Sorry this happened to you.
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