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a czar and joshep mengle wtf this man is a lich
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:49 |
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3 posted:welp wrote a song loving lol
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:50 |
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Johnny Red posted:baden didn't do the autopsy, that was Barbara Sampson. Baden was hired by Epstein's people to watch over the examination
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:53 |
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where do we go from here eh? climate meltdown and the eventual dissolution of the universe into nothingness? drat.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:55 |
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comedyblissoption posted:i am sure medical examiners cannot be coerced, especially by an ancient fossilman who spread false propaganda about the autopsy of the kenney shooting oh, for sure she's full of poo poo credulous liberals will latch onto anything to defend the official narrative, so keeping the facts as straight as possible is important. it's a lot to take in.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:57 |
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new info has come out about Epstein apparently he was heard shrieking with glee as he meticulously broke every bone in his neck to frame his jailers
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:57 |
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"Either there was an accumulation of mistakes and the system failed in every respect or there must have been bizarre interference."
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:58 |
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https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1162480159049637888?s=19 AaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 22:59 |
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I don't think this cartoonist knows that Epstein was on the trilateral commission so these are his buddies? edit: also the same person who oversaw his autopsy oversaw the autopsy of someone on the wall behind. huh, small world Modest Mao has issued a correction as of 23:03 on Aug 16, 2019 |
# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:00 |
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Sure, a normal person couldn't break their neck bones with the force of kneeling, but if you consider "the weight of his sins" to be an actual physical force I'm sure the calculations all work out, so that's that.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:01 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1162480159049637888?s=19 speaking as someone who is frequently depressed nothing makes me wanna live more than the hope i will be the one who blows this loving case wide open
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:06 |
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Say what you will about the dudes international pedophile human-trafficking operation. My dude had some serious core strength. A suicide KING.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:10 |
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sleeptalker posted:Sure, a normal person couldn't break their neck bones with the force of kneeling, but if you consider "the weight of his sins" to be an actual physical force I'm sure the calculations all work out, so that's that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1HGhFV3riY
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:12 |
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If bowing was an Olympic Sport Epstein would have been a legend!
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:12 |
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I have obtained exclusive footage of epstein killing himself while kneeling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkNdHRqnQV8&t=138s you doubters look very foolish now
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:16 |
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He’s being penitent before the lord - like Calista Flockharts stud in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:16 |
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Condiv posted:I have obtained exclusive footage of epstein killing himself while kneeling what on fuckin earth did I just watch
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:18 |
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But here's the thing Even if the official story is true, and all of these people writing op-eds about this is the fault of abysmal prison conditions, Why is that reason to ignore the galaxy of bizarre connections around him? They aren't saying that explicitly, but the implicit message is "You're mad about the wrong thing! Who cares about the fact that he may have been operating a human trafficking ring for the most powerful people in the world? We need to talk about how our prisons are underfunded!" e: I guess I'm saying that I can totally imagine a future where this is used as an excuse to pass legislation beefing up all of our prisons, and a bunch of NYT writers pat themselves on the back because "our country is finally dealing with its problems and passing bipartisan legislation again". Pepe Silvia Browne has issued a correction as of 23:40 on Aug 16, 2019 |
# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:36 |
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well, improving prison conditions is a political nonstarter
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:38 |
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its a woke way of burying the story
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3 posted:welp wrote a song
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:41 |
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Zas posted:well, improving prison conditions is a political nonstarter for the record, you're right, I know, it just feels like my brain is overheating and can't process the information it's seeing. crack ping etc. but you don't necessarily have to sell it as improving the conditions for the prisoners. some of that stuff is equally focused on the "overworked and underpaid correctional officers." "we're gonna put cameras in every cell! heart beat monitors inside every jumpsuit! and Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are teaming up to design the new Manhattan Correctional Center, Amazon Fulfillment Warehouse, and Tesla Plant!" Pepe Silvia Browne has issued a correction as of 23:45 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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Man every now and then I think about how dozens of girls from low-income hopeless situations in Palm Beach were preyed upon by these monsters who thought they were trash and then I think about the temple and it feels like when you saw Reggie Ledoux in True Detective for the first time and you get this crescendo of dread
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:47 |
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There's literally an episode in the last season of Orange is the New Black where someone demonstrates this exact scenario, attempting suicide using their bunk and a sheet and kneeling to create pressure.
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:47 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:for the record, you're right, I know, it just feels like my brain is overheating and can't process the information it's seeing. crack ping etc. yeah for sure, something weird to me is like, I was under the impression the prison guard union was one of the stronger ones in this country. doesn't mean they can't get squeezed, but it just goes against what i've heard. i guess what they're saying is that a lot of this has happened in the past year? something like that
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:49 |
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this scenario of a power kneel was also demonstrated in the wire
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:49 |
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Modest Mao posted:I don't think this cartoonist knows that Epstein was on the trilateral commission so these are his buddies?
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# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:59 |
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Well did anyone actually think it wouldn’t be ruled a suicide lol 2+2=5
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:01 |
Epstein hatched his egg dick to produce ligatures with which to hang himself!
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:04 |
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MeatwadIsGod posted:Man every now and then I think about how dozens of girls from low-income hopeless situations in Palm Beach were preyed upon by these monsters who thought they were trash and then I think about the temple and it feels like when you saw Reggie Ledoux in True Detective for the first time and you get this crescendo of dread this
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:06 |
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I think about how the CIA is one big criminal enterprise dedicated to the maintenance of capitalism and the status quo and that the exploitation of these kids is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of horrible poo poo, most of which happens right out in the open.
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:11 |
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The Five Point Homicide Made Suicide Technique, who knew David Carradine taught Epstein such a move...
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:24 |
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Karl Barks posted:whomst amongst us hasn't knelt forward with enough force to break several bones Jeffrey Epstein tied the bedsheets around his neck, jumped off from the top bunk and stuck a super hero landing while leaning forward and his brittle hyoid which was practically chalk, went *crack* in strategic multiple places from the leveraged force. Then he flopped around the floor struggling to breathe for a few minutes until his brain was oxygen starved.
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:27 |
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i live about 15 mins from that creepy loving dentist chair in Epstein's Palm Beach mansion and its freaking me out a little
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:28 |
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now that you children have given up on this ludicrous "Jeffrey Epstein was murdered" conspiracy THEORY, you can write your congressman to do something about Russiagate
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:29 |
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:i live about 15 mins from that creepy loving dentist chair in Epstein's Palm Beach mansion and its freaking me out a little go check it out, he’s not there
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:31 |
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Pictured: Epstein's suicide
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:31 |
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Rated PG-34 posted:I think about how the CIA is one big criminal enterprise dedicated to the maintenance of capitalism and the status quo and that the exploitation of these kids is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of horrible poo poo, most of which happens right out in the open. yeahhhh the cia traffics kids it seems like.. which isnt surprising, it seems like they do everything organized crime does. it just would be nice to have the extent of it on the record
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# ? Aug 17, 2019 00:34 |
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Zas posted:yeahhhh the cia traffics kids it seems like.. which isnt surprising, it seems like they do everything organized crime does. it just would be nice to have the extent of it on the record would have been nice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJI5EBxdP6k
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