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cash crab posted:maybe? no? yes? who cares? is there any event small enough that even a redditor will not memorialize it the fact that reddit has basically reduced all conflict you can have to 'you make a point I understand but still lack evidence to prove objectively I am wrong, ergo I am unsure how to go forward' to a public voting contest is genuinely the most black mirror poo poo. Like, where's the option to just say 'jesus christ this is not a big deal he doesn't actually care he's probably just stressed and maybe a little bothered but he won't remember this in a week if you just say 'oh, sorry babe' and drop it'. Sometimes you're not 'the rear end in a top hat' but you should just say sorry and move on.
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ParserGirl posted:That's what I take from this as well. He's the unreliable narrator of a twee love tale that happens in his own head. He had no idea that she didn't place the same amount of importance on the show. I doubt the breakup was as mutual as he claims. It's just that as far as a fandom engagement ring goes Steven Universe has the potential to be better than most because it's literally just gemstones in hopefully aesthetically pleasing combinations, not walking around with a replica of the One Ring or whatever. Like 'I associate this gem with you and this gem with me and then there's one that's a mix of the colors because we're going to be forming a family together' is fairly unoffensive, but 'I designed this ring that's supposed to be for you based on something I place a lot of importance in and you just generally like' isn't.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:11 |
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MIL THINKS MY BABY DOES NOT NEED A CAR SEAT RANT (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Advice Wanted quote:Hellloo hi it’s been a while!
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:31 |
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AITA for maintaining a close relationship with my great grandfather, even though he has killed people?quote:I'm (17M) not trolling when I say this, or poo poo posting, or whatever. It's an unfortunate situation.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:32 |
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Edit: can't read Reddit determined no one was the rear end in a top hat for cartoon ring guy. This is one of the situations where the ages either make it better or worse. pentyne fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Aug 18, 2019 |
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WIBTA for not paying my friends their bond back after a holiday because they shaved my head?quote:This happened a year or so ago but with our yearly holiday coming up so the topic has come up again
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pentyne posted:Edit: can't read I don't need to know the ages, marriage is for adults and cartoons are for children
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:46 |
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DemoneeHo posted:MIL THINKS MY BABY DOES NOT NEED A CAR SEAT Anyone who has children who are just now having their own first children probably came into adulthood sometime between the mid 80s and early 90s. They absolutely grew up in a world where holding your infant in the car was not acceptable. She 100% knows this is wrong.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:47 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for maintaining a close relationship with my great grandfather, even though he has killed people? He's paid his debt to society and isn't going to live much longer. definitely hang out with your contract killer great-grandfather, that sounds rad.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Anyone who has children who are just now having their own first children probably came into adulthood sometime between the mid 80s and early 90s. They absolutely grew up in a world where holding your infant in the car was not acceptable. She 100% knows this is wrong. Well yeah, she doesn't care that it's wrong. Her argument is "i did it and it was fine" which is basically the same argument people use to justify buying giant powerful motorcycles with zero experience.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:54 |
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DemoneeHo posted:MIL THINKS MY BABY DOES NOT NEED A CAR SEAT
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Sagebrush posted:He's paid his debt to society and isn't going to live much longer. definitely hang out with your contract killer great-grandfather, that sounds rad. Yeah, I wouldn't get into passionate political arguments with the dude, but sit down and talk with him.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 01:18 |
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MagusofStars posted:The real win here is knowing in advance that she’s on the “never leave alone with your kid” list. Usually you don’t learn that until *after* the kid is born and something goes wrong. Yeah, what a gift to have legally actionable statements that MIL stands behind in your back pocket for whatever dumb horseshit she pulls in the future. You never have to wonder if you’re being too severe because she wants to literally break the law to put the child at risk because she’s too proud to admit she’s wrong.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 01:33 |
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Bruceski posted:I've got friends working in fabrication at Intel. I don't hear stories like "we just lost a multi-million dollar fab run because Ross forgot to press the button he's remembered to press a hundred times" every day, but often enough that I've learned to adjust to the scale. The trick is to make sure the next one is somebody else's fault. We've got a million-dollar club at work. We do pharmaceutical manufacturing on-site and there are many super clean areas. One day one of my group was out on a computer delivery and setup ticket. He knows the room numbering scheme of that building fairly well, so he spots an entrance that would be a good shortcut. He goes in and people start freaking out. People wearing scrubs and/or bunny suits. He's in a corridor in an airlocked clean area. That door doesn't have a badge reader anymore. His shouldn't have gotten him in through it anyway. Someone in security got an honorary membership to the million-dollar club and a very clear reminder to pay attention to what entrances give access to. e. Sagebrush posted:e: actually this is so absurd, it's so stupid to imagine that she'd never figure out he understood chinese when he absentmindedly commented on something she and her parents said to each other or whatever, that i think it's fake Actually what he has is a golden ticket to loving with his awful in-laws. At some point he gets to drop in a response to something lovely they said that they thought he wouldn't understand. Not only does he get that burn, but they have to face up to him having understood every lovely thing they ever said. I say he should bide his time. mllaneza fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Aug 18, 2019 |
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20-30 years ago were people giving each other engagement rings based on Doug or whatever? Maybe green and blue to signify the eternal unbridled passionate love between skeeter and roger
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QuarkJets posted:20-30 years ago were people giving each other engagement rings based on Doug or whatever? Maybe green and blue to signify the eternal unbridled passionate love between skeeter and roger Ruby engagement ring to symbolize the ketchup packet Doug stepped on when he first met Patti Mayonnaise, causing him to ruin Roger's shoe and earning his enmity.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 02:06 |
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DemoneeHo posted:MIL THINKS MY BABY DOES NOT NEED A CAR SEAT lol in my state they won't even let you leave the hospital without putting the baby in a car seat first you already have 2 car seats, don't give in to these idiots
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IMO the fact that the husband is agreeing with his idiot mother and not his wife is the more glaring red flag. Do not marry people who put mommy and/or daddy over partner and children.
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Telemaze posted:IMO the fact that the husband is agreeing with his idiot mother and not his wife is the more glaring red flag. Do not marry people who put mommy and/or daddy over partner and children. I don’t even have kids and I can’t imagine taking a baby in a car with out a fuckin car seat. Might be the craziest thing I’ve read in here today.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 02:42 |
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Yeah, it's so absurd it's kind of pissing me off and I hope it's fake. Maybe the OP needs to look up some car accident child mortality stats through the years and just shove it in their stupid faces.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 02:44 |
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lmao how coastal bougie do you have to be to think that there could not be large segments of America where children of the '90s were raised to believe that seatbelts were invented by Ralph Nader and and I know better than the government how to hold my baby safe in a car wreck
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Ipad was already broken, brother put it there to blame OP. Why is it under the duvet to charge? Bingo. That's some Brady Bunch level deception on the brother's part. Who would not immediately guess that? DemoneeHo posted:MIL THINKS MY BABY DOES NOT NEED A CAR SEAT Ages back, I was at an agricultural show where the local fire department had a display. Part of it was a car seat on a rail which was on a slight incline. The seat would slide along the rail and come to a hard stop at the end to simulate a low speed accident. Adults were invited to sit on the seat, were given a bag of sand or flour the size and weight of a baby, and slid along the rail. Not a single person could keep a grip on the 'baby', not even hard-as-nails farmers. Every time the 'baby' would fly out of their hands and break open on the ground. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Aug 18, 2019 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:lmao how coastal bougie do you have to be to think that there could not be large segments of America where children of the '90s were raised to believe that seatbelts were invented by Ralph Nader and and I know better than the government how to hold my baby safe in a car wreck I mean it's not unbelievable, I'm pretty sure the US didn't even have seat belt laws until the 80s (give or take?). It's just so loving stupid in 2019 it's mind boggling. Especially since the father of the baby knew well enough to agree to the car seats in the first place, he's just changing his mind now because mama says so.
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Telemaze posted:I mean it's not unbelievable, I'm pretty sure the US didn't even have seat belt laws until the 80s (give or take?). It's just so loving stupid in 2019 it's mind boggling. Especially since the father of the baby knew well enough to agree to the car seats in the first place, he's just changing his mind now because mama says so. Massachusetts has a weird history of seatbelt laws, to the point that I believe that even today cannot today be the primary reason for a traffic stop. There used to be a sign on I-90 near Albany that they were constantly changing in the late 1980s and early 1990s in some weird attempt to thumb their nose at New York and also comply with federal grants in aid: "Welcome to Massachusetts - seatbelts required / seatbelts suggested / (covered entirely) / seatbelts enforced by law"
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Pinecone Sample posted:lmao how coastal bougie do you have to be to think that there could not be large segments of America where children of the '90s were raised to believe that seatbelts were invented by Ralph Nader and and I know better than the government how to hold my baby safe in a car wreck Oh I absolutely believe it but it doesn’t make it any less aggravating and pisses me off. Like if you as an adult don’t want to wear a seatbelt ok whatever we need more organs for transplant but don’t subject your kids to that poo poo. ( yes I know if your kid sees you not wearing it it’s just as bad).
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:24 |
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WIBTA if I asked my parents to not have sex while I'm awake?quote:They always have sex at night when I'm still awake, and it bothers me because I can hear them. I've tried to tell them this before, but they don't listen. Would it be rude to ask them to please make sure I'm asleep before they have sex? I'm 14, so it's not like I can just leave the goddamn house or something (or I would).
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:38 |
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AITA for Telling My Nieces Their Grandparents are Incestuous?quote:My Mother divorced my Father and almost immediately started dating (and eventually married) his brother. She had good reason to leave my Father—he was an abusive bastard, but it turns out so is my Uncle. I remember her saying to me once when I was young “I just married the wrong brother the first time!” It ripped the entire family apart. Aunts, Uncles, and Cousins took sides and stopped speaking to each other. My Cousins became my step-siblings, my Uncle became my Stepfather. It had to be kept a secret at school so that my siblings and I didn’t become the butt of jokes. There were so many close calls where I alternatively referred to him as my Uncle and my Stepfather in the same conversation and was almost caught.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:44 |
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Jesus Christ Hamlet let it go
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:54 |
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The other great possibility with dude who stealth learned Mandarin is that even if he tried to reveal he speaks it, the in-laws wouldn’t believe him because of some combination of “how/why would you keep that a secret” and “lol white people can’t speak Chinese stop pretending”
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 04:01 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:WIBTA if I asked my parents to not have sex while I'm awake? I think the most shocking thing about this is the fact that the parents are still so into each other after 14+ years. Good for them. They should probably quiet down though but I do applaud their sexual appetites for each other.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 04:02 |
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My[28m] girlfriend[27f] did butt stuff for another guy if he watched Bollywood movies with her.quote:u/tinker134
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MarcusSA posted:I think the most shocking thing about this is the fact that the parents are still so into each other after 14+ years. Good for them. Lol 14 years and sex drive disappears
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gently caress Your Website posted:My[28m] girlfriend[27f] did butt stuff for another guy if he watched Bollywood movies with her. Geez, if you want anal that badly, let Dave gently caress you. But you'll have to watch, i dunno, Michael Bay movies if you want him to put out
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 04:39 |
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QuarkJets posted:lol in my state they won't even let you leave the hospital without putting the baby in a car seat first When my daughter was born this year a nurse escorted us out of the building to my car and made sure we had a car seat and the base LATCH unit was secured properly.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 05:15 |
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gently caress Your Website posted:My[28m] girlfriend[27f] did butt stuff for another guy if he watched Bollywood movies with her. Honestly.... Even though boyfriend is being a dumbass about it (she clearly didn't like it when when she did it with ex), he probably should breakup with her just for being friends with/not being super upset that they were messing with them I had a relationship before that was a dream, but fell apart awfully because she simply wouldn't stick up for me when her ex and older friends would shittalk me, and continued to hang out with them Then again, I guess OP really didn't go into detail on her reaction that night and I'm making assumptions Edit: nvm went and read the comments, he's seriously just upset about the anal, nothing else What a moron Miserable Maid fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Aug 18, 2019 |
# ? Aug 18, 2019 05:20 |
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I buy the big bags of cheap socks and throw out the socks after every usequote:I dont plan on stopping quote:Jeez even the guy whose girlfriend used his socks as toilet paper wasn’t too lazy to wash them after. Hope she doesn’t read this.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 05:26 |
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I'm pretty sure they are remembering incorrectly and she did used to throw them out.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 05:29 |
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Guy (35/m) I've (31/f) been dating said something extremely alarming today, and I'm so in shock, I don't know how to react... I've been dating this guy for a few months, and, recently, he's been trying really hard to provoke me to get a reaction for some reason. I've just ignored it and changed the subject every time without getting mad or anything. Just today, I was telling him how I was watching this dateline episode, and how this woman who went missing had so much common with me (name, appearance, job, most recent ex boyfriend's name, age) and how it was really eerie. His exact response to that was, "I wish you went missing." I'm not sure how to take that at all. I don't know if this is something I should actually take seriously, but I'm actually kind of concerned. Any advice as to how to handle this would be much appreciated. Tl;dr: guy I've been dating said he wish I went missing, and I'm in absolute concerned and in shock right now. Need advice.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 05:46 |
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Girlfriend (25 f) dislikes my (30 m ) relationship with my baby sister (10 f) quote:u/Jsguitar1
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Miserable Maid posted:Girlfriend (25 f) dislikes my (30 m ) relationship with my baby sister (10 f) Break up with your terrible girlfriend.
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