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"Exfoliate properly" indicates to me this person probably scrubs all their dead skin off with some sort of loofah or tool, so while it may be soapless that is pretty intensive
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:12 |
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Maybe they look like a harlequin baby.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:13 |
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I exfoliate with a belt sander, you loving pussies.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:35 |
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Baronjutter posted:This entire thread is proof that incels are full of bullshit. The most disgusting broken repulsive people are having relationships, getting married. Anyone can do it. Here have another example. Fiance [27M] complains I'm [25F] "thirsty" for movie stars, when I'm just desparate for him to take better care of himself. quote:My fiance and I have been together for a total of 4 years. When we first got together, we would go at it like rabbits. As time passed, I learned that he sometimes has bouts of what he calls ruts. I don't want to armchair psychologist him, but I strongly believe he has depression always and these ruts are just particularly bad weeks/months of his depression. Over the past 3 years, I think his depression has slightly worsened and his ruts have increased in length and severity. He denies that it's depression and is vehemently against seeking any kind of professional help.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:38 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:"Exfoliate properly" indicates to me this person probably scrubs all their dead skin off with some sort of loofah or tool, so while it may be soapless that is pretty intensive Aren't loofahs/sponges riddled with bacteria?
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:39 |
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You need constant exposure to maintain a thick impermeable membrane of good-bad bacteria to fight off the bad-bad stinkolactobacterios.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:47 |
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almost every 'you don't need soap/shampoo actually' thing is based in the same already kinda lovely study that basically said if you shampoo and scrub your hair super hard daily, or do a turbo scrub of your skin with high grade soap daily, you probably will damage your natural oils and all that could be not good. Then a bunch of gross people took it as 'no soap ever, got it, STINK TOWN HERE I COME'
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:56 |
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replacing your natural pheromone musk with GIRLY FRUITY GLITTER SMELLS is the ultimate self-cuck. i leave a film on every seat I've ever touched. my decontamination team washes with lye and fire.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 21:59 |
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I don't shower as often as I should but I know that's bad and therefore, a la Socrates, I'm the cleanest person in the world.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:00 |
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just lol if you dont smell of natural musk, old spice and gun oil
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:00 |
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Is Crossfit ruining my marriage?quote:Okay. It’s complicated, and I’ll try my best. And if any of y’all are crossfitters, I’m sorry.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:02 |
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WIBTA if I confess to my "prohibited crush" in order to move onquote:So a little background here, I am a F (21) and I am dating this amazing person M (24) and we have a not so traditional relationship. This relationship is 4 years old and our parents are aware and in our parent's eyes we are pretty much married already. He is an amazing person, we never hide anything from each other.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:03 |
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Beachcomber posted:
im sure
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:03 |
when do we move past the psychotic-odd-couple?
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:04 |
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AITA for not wanting to give my parents my sperm?quote:Couldn’t find a better way to put it. My parents are the really paranoid type, and if they want me to do something they will make me do it and I have no say in it.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:06 |
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My wife threatens divorce over Nutellaquote:My Wife and I work together and we run a small supermarket, the other day a provider comes in and offer his array of products, and he said the best selling one is a jar of Chocolate similar to Nutella, at a much cheaper price, which is great for the venezuelan market. I let my wife talked to the provider and in the end he gave her a jar of this nutella-like product for free as a tester for us, the weird thing about this is that he's an ugly old dude and I think my wife was too engaged when talking to him. To make the story short, while working I ate a little bit more than half of the thing, I suffer from anxiety and I cope with candy and chocolate. Once we get home she started screaming at me, 'YOU ATE EVERYTHING!!', it really took me off-guard as I was not expecting that reaction, even though there was enough to spread it to at least 6 loaves of bread. I quickly apologize and told her that once the first batch got to us the next day I would get two for us, that she didn't need to worry. Then she said, that's why we are going to be separated, you only think about yourself. When she said that it really angered me, not because I fear divorce but because it was a lovely thing to say over something so trivial, I constantly pampering her with our limited resources, I take her abroad and to fancy restaurants twice a week, regular shopping sprees. Something really cold and heavy took over my stomach when she said that, it was so petty and trivial, and she had the nerves of telling me that it was a gift for her and not me. She didn't come to work with me today.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:07 |
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Straight White Shark posted:My wife threatens divorce over Nutella Wait so he overate the Nutella the tester brought because he was absent-mindedly fearful that his wife wanted to gently caress the ugly tester?
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:10 |
Straight White Shark posted:Is Crossfit ruining my marriage? Yes. I didn’t read any of this
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:11 |
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Straight White Shark posted:My wife threatens divorce over Nutella https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:12 |
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Straight White Shark posted:Is Crossfit ruining my marriage? answer: yes quit while you're still more than 4 ft tall
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:14 |
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Girlfriend's father's attorney asked her to marry himquote:This guy is nuts and twice her age, 70+. My girl's father's attorney met my gf 2 months ago. He has been hounding her for a date. Everytime she has said, "no, I have a boyfriend kindly leave me alone," approximately. He used his secretary to befriend my gf to get info from her. This past week he followed her to a convention in Las Vegas and met her at the gate when she arrived. He asked her to have a beer with him because he had to talk to her. Then he asked her to marry him, at a bar in the airport...She told him he was nuts then left for her Airbnb. Since then he has been texting and running into her (fortuitously) at the convention. Her father won't fire the guy because he's in the middle of his divorce and stressed the gently caress out. Anyway, isn't there some sort of lawyer moral/professional code you guys adhere to? Attorney guy won't leave her alone and it's freaking her out. Can she get a restraining order?
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:14 |
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From a teenager who refuses to nut to a marriage destroyed by nut. Sad.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:15 |
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At least real cults give you acid. CF just gives you acidosis.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:15 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:At least real cults give you acid. CF just gives you acidosis. With a side of Rhabdo
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:16 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:Girlfriend's father's attorney asked her to marry him lol
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:20 |
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Straight White Shark posted:Is Crossfit ruining my marriage? Convince him to train harder so he can get that Crossfit injury that destroys your muscles: rhabdomyolysis, or "Uncle Rabdo."
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 22:37 |
Pinecone Sample posted:Girlfriend's father's attorney asked her to marry him One of those things where I can’t think of a specific rule of professional conduct this violates but cmon man
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:01 |
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Straight White Shark posted:Is Crossfit ruining my marriage?
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:07 |
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My (f 28) husband (30) burned my clothes to "punish" mequote:I am just so angry right now and I have no idea how I can deal with this. I've been crying all day, I'm hurt he would do this to me and I lost so much of my things. My husband and I fought last night, and usually after we argue I apologize and it's over. But, I just couldn't let this one go and I went to bed angry and he didn't sleep in our bedroom. I was so exhausted from arguing, I slept in so when I woke up he had already left for work. I went outside to smoke and I saw that in the firepit he burned a lot of my lingerie, dresses, shoes, etc. Nothing could be salvaged, it was all ruined, but he didn't burn it to the point that I couldn't tell what it was. I just started sobbing. When I calmed down a little, I called him and asked him what the hell was he thinking and I was in tears. He told me, "good maybe now you will learn to respect me". I tried to tell him that this was too far and he said, "baby you needed to be punished, did you expect me to do nothing?". He told me that he would talk to me more about it when he got home and he hung up the phone. I am distraught, this bothers me deeply. I have no idea why he would think this was a good choice. I love my husband but I think this is insane. I don't know what I should be doing.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:08 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Fight man needs his own thread, gently caress that poo poo sucks.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:11 |
Xik posted:My (f 28) husband (30) burned my clothes to "punish" me I think you should run ASAP
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:15 |
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Power Khan posted:I(F30) divorced my ex Husband (M36) because of my MIL(F60s) and suddenly he wants back in So this got an update. Update: I (F30) divorced my ex Husband (M36) because of my MIL(60s) and suddenly he wants back in quote:I just posted here yesterday but it feels like weeks have happened. Which just reinforces my original opinion: Xik posted:Have your ex-husband and his mother killed. When your daughter is old enough she will understand.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:17 |
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Fight man needs to stay in the thread because it's a welcome break from the "meaningful discussion" for 10 pages that eventually results in multiple people being probated for being insane.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:24 |
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Straight White Shark posted:Is Crossfit ruining my marriage? She needs to talk to an immigration lawyer, Crossfit douche is going to divorce her or force her to sanction his affairs. Immigration lawyers deal will dissolving relationships all the time, surely.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:25 |
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AITA for having Pity friend? I met Taylor my first year of college when we were assigned as dorm roommates. Taylor and I are different. She’s shy and passive, I am more outgoing. Taylor really likes Disney and TV. In addition, I would describe Taylor as socially awkward. Taylor became my shadow. With the exception of classes, she followed me around everywhere - the cafeteria, parties. At first I didn’t really mind, as I did not really know anybody at first.After a while, it began to get tedious. While socializing Taylor would be standing behind me, silent. Taylor only spoke up when a tv show or a movie was mentioned. Often Taylor’s contributions to a conversation or social outing fell flat on others and she would tend to get ignored. Additionally, I was having a hard time adapting to sharing space with her. Her habits annoyed me, Disney music, loud eating, etc. I spent less time in our shared dorm room. I did all my studying in the library and I started going to the gym to escape her.Taylor noticed this. She started coming to the library with me. She asked to join me in the gym. I did not have the heart to say no. One of my friends was also having troubles with her roommate. We made a plan to switch roommates.That night I went into my shared dorm room with Taylor, intending on sharing my desire to switch roommates.Taylor then shared with me how grateful she was for me, and how she appreciated that I included her. She shared how she was bullied in the past. I felt guilty. Here she was having a great experience and making plans to switch rooms. I immediately put an end to the plans to switch rooms.I made an effort to be her friend. One of my friends suggested I share something personal with her to give us an opportunity to bond. I shared with her who I was romantically interested in. About a week later the guy in question asked me out. I came to the dorm room all excited and I shared with Taylor the news. Her response was, “I had no idea! Why didn’t you tell me anything?” Here I went out of my way to include her and she did not remember who I wanted to date. After the year was up I did not return to that school. Taylor would text me often, usually with movie facts. I usually ignored her, but again I felt really bad. Here she was texting me all the time, and I did not have to heart to completely ignore her.After Taylor finished school, she got a job near me. She would text me often to meet up. I never wanted to, but did anyway out of guilt. It has now been several years. She is single and has 1 other friend.I continue to meet up with her about 6 times a year. We usually watch a movie. I never enjoy myself. I have been thinking about our friendship a lot lately. I can’t help but feel like I’m only friends with her because I feel bad for her (lack of social skills, history of bullying), and now out of obligation because it has been so long since we met. AITA?
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:28 |
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AITA for not letting my wife buy things with words on them? Obviously some context and examples are needed, but I generally dislike things that have a message written on them and have told my wife I don't want things like that in the house. For example: 'Live Laugh Love' or 'Keep Calm and...' are super tacky, in my opinion, and have no place in a house. I think that if you're going to hang something on the wall it needs to be something meaningful, but abstract enough that other people can find their own meaning in it. Also, I think they're incredibly lazy decorating, you're basically saying 'I am not worth finding something I actually like, I'm fine with a $20 sticker! Maybe the only thing I need to turn my life around is a 4'x8' sticker that tells me "YOU ARE SO LOVED"". I've also extended the rule to the clothes my toddler wears (everyone knows that I'm not putting on a shirt with words on it). And my wife will occasionally show me clothes with generic phrases like 'future heart breaker' or 'daddy's source of constant frustration' written in generic typeface. I'll veto, and she will complain a little, but in general understands my point of view. Basically, I don't want my kid to be used as a billboard for either companies or lovely hot takes. On the plus side, I have a ton of photos where I won't have to explain some stupid meme to my kid when she grows up ("You see, there was this thing called 'The Chive' back before you were born..."). When the kid is older they can decide what they want to wear, but until they're a little older I don't want my kid in it. Am I the rear end in a top hat for not being flexible on this? It's gotten to the point where we go to people's homes and she'll point out every example of words she sees in people's decor and poke fun at me. But yes, I am inflexible on this rule, if she wants to build an 'Eat Pray Love' nest (the basic girl version of a neckbeard nest), then she can put that stuff in her office.] Edit- The things on the walls don't have to be abstract. Most of the stuff on our walls are photographs or prints of horses or birds. I don't care what she chooses to put on the walls, the only thing I care about is that it isn't a giant word. I'm not unilaterally deciding what goes on the walls, but have a criteria, as does my wife who vetos a lot of what I want to put up too. For example, she won't let me hang up old maps anywhere but my office because 'You're not a sea captain'. Edit 2 - I see that using the word 'let' and rules were poor choices on my part I'll work on that in the future (sincerely thank you for pointing it out). For the record, my wife can buy whatever she wants and wear whatever she wants (that took a weird turn). I honestly don't see myself as a Martinet (but that's what all control freaks say), but I'll introspect on that.
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:29 |
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lol I don't care if that guy is a controlling rear end in a top hat he's 100% right about not wanting his daughter to have a DON'T MESS WITH ME MY DAD IS A WELDER WHO WAS BORN IN DECEMBER baby blanket
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# ? Aug 22, 2019 23:30 |
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Baronjutter posted:This entire thread is proof that incels are full of bullshit. The most disgusting broken repulsive people are having relationships, getting married. Anyone can do it. this should be in the op and also the permanent thread title. Chomp8645 posted:Why do people here just start wringing their hands about incels apropos of nothing, responding to stories with no relation? another one for the volcano boys. snergle fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Aug 22, 2019 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Why do people here just start wringing their hands about incels apropos of nothing, responding to stories with no relation? people talk about incels in this thread because they are browsing reddit to find these posts, and large reddit boards will generally have a lot of incels. especially ones that have to do with relationships, such as the ones read here. they're common features of comments in these things
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Tato posted:Fight man needs to stay in the thread because it's a welcome break from the "meaningful discussion" for 10 pages that eventually results in multiple people being probated for being insane. I agree with this. People go on page long tirades about mayo and pasta salads but fight man is the problem?? Lmao Smirking_Serpent posted:lol I don't care if that guy is a controlling rear end in a top hat he's 100% right about not wanting his daughter to have a DON'T MESS WITH ME MY DAD IS A WELDER WHO WAS BORN IN DECEMBER baby blanket He also has a good point about the words on the walls lol. He’s an rear end in a top hat but one with some valid points!
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