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It's so drat funny every time Star Citizen news is posted outside the SC subreddit. Sure, yeah, it's just FUD goons hating on your game, right guys!
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 19:23 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:19 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 19:29 |
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peter gabriel posted:How would laying a mine in space help? Doesn't matter, got laid
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 19:30 |
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$1275 (+tip) to meet Roberts. Nice!
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 19:31 |
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I lose pity for these whales whenever I see a comment like this.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 19:40 |
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Sarsapariller posted:As more and more ships are released, it will become more apparent that there was never any plan, no mechanics at all to tie all this together- just a bunch of wouldn't-it-be-cool pictures translated into unbelievably expensive 3D models. This just sums it all up real nice.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 19:49 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 19:50 |
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Quavers posted:
lol this only makes the project look worse, not better "Uh, look, Chris shot 11 hours of footage with Gillian Anderson in pajamas!" So either the game is a movie and its 100% cut-scenes, or SQ42 is going to be like 90 hours long in total? Are you loving serious? Nobody's ever seeing any of that footage lmao. Not even Metal Gear Solid 4 had 11 hours of cutscenes.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 19:51 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 20:07 |
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Keep going funding. We need some more laughs.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 20:29 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 20:44 |
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A sane person would look at those pictures and think "this is parody." A sane and educated person would look at the project and say "this is farce." Backers look at it all and say "this is my life."
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 20:55 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:05 |
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I find that description of CR unlikely.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:10 |
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Totally not a sales pitch! No sir! It's stuff like this (but not only or even mainly) that makes me want to become full on marxist-leninist (and I detest the Bolsheviks and their actions).
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:11 |
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Crobbo touching the physics code would actually explain a lot of the jankiness.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:12 |
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Sandepande posted:I find that description of CR unlikely. Are you sure? Remember what his involvement would mean for the final result, and then remember the current state of SC. It's more likely that you'd think.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:13 |
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Tippis posted:Are you sure? Remember what his involvement would mean for the final result, and then remember the current state of SC. Him working 60 to 80 hour weeks. Well, the coding bit as well. Or maybe he got more involved after failing to play his game...
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:19 |
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Funny, I thought they cancelled their licensed peripheral plans
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:22 |
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The "mines" are basically drones though. They have on-board AI (I thought AI was outlawed according to the precious ~~~*SC Lore*~~~), and travel (up to 5km) and track/engage targets autonomously. Why the gently caress do they even need a dedicated minelayer? Shouldn't any ship be capable of shoving these out the airlock? Even divorced from the fact that the game is DOA, you'd think the whales might require a little internal consistency in their theorycrafting. Time and again I'm reminded that the modern English word "dream" comes from the same Proto-Indo-European root we get the word "trauma" from (it originally meant injury, then took on a gloss of betrayal/deception, which evolved into the modern usage).
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:22 |
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Sandepande posted:Him working 60 to 80 hour weeks. Well, the coding bit as well. Or maybe he got more involved after failing to play his game... “Working” obviously entails researching things on the internet, and we've all seen his hunt-and-peck typing (and the escapist letter, which apparently took 8 hours), so 60–80 hours seems entirely reasonable for him to be able to complete a StackOverflow search.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:25 |
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So naïve. A salesperson's dream.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:26 |
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- Star Citizen D20 Sourcebook - Pirates' Manual - Stimpire Campaign Set how this hasn't happened yet?
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:29 |
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Inacio posted:
this guy looks like a villain in a b martial arts movie. lol
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:59 |
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Fidelitious posted:Lol, why does everything in this game have such absurdly low effective ranges? Automated sentry guns aren't much of a thing in the real world except in very specific situations and they all require human authorization to actually fire. But the ones that I quickly checked out have automated target acquisition and firing solutions out to about 3 kilometers. Give 1000 years of advancement, and stick the sentry gun in space where there is no terrain or much background noise at all (or anything that limits the range of a ballistic weapon), and it should easily be able to automatically fire out to at least several thousand kilometers. Effective range would have to depend on how fast its munitions travel, but at least give something reasonable, not 5 freakin' kilometers. Because if projectiles travelled at tens of Kms per second, they're essentially act like lasers, a straight line that instantly hits any target within visible range with no chance of dodging. Also, firing at dots that are hundreds / thousands of Km away from you. Is. Not. Fun.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:02 |
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good loving christ
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:03 |
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:08 |
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an actual frog posted:Funny, I thought they cancelled their licensed peripheral plans
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:09 |
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extremely blessed
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:13 |
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There's this thing called youtube i hear you can put videos on it,sure would have saved a lot of people travel money.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:14 |
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skeletors_condom posted:Totally not a sales pitch! No sir!
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:16 |
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Tippis posted:“Working” obviously entails researching things on the internet, and we've all seen his hunt-and-peck typing (and the escapist letter, which apparently took 8 hours), so 60–80 hours seems entirely reasonable for him to be able to complete a StackOverflow search. When you put it that way then truly CR is The Code Whisperer.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:18 |
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drat these people quoting their counter argument straight from marketing material. I know this isn't the first occurrence of this behaviour but it never ceases to amaze.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:25 |
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Nyast posted:Because if projectiles travelled at tens of Kms per second, they're essentially act like lasers, a straight line that instantly hits any target within visible range with no chance of dodging. Also, firing at dots that are hundreds / thousands of Km away from you. Is. Not. Fun.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:25 |
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Should literally check in with him every couple months or so and see how his minelayer is coming along.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:27 |
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So I haven't been keeping up with this thread in a while but I remember that even like 5 years ago they were selling bespoke spaceship jpegs and promising the world. Like one was $10,000 or something, right? Did those ever actually get made into anything beyond concept art?
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:36 |
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:So I haven't been keeping up with this thread in a while but I remember that even like 5 years ago they were selling bespoke spaceship jpegs and promising the world. Like one was $10,000 or something, right? Did those ever actually get made into anything beyond concept art? Since then you have missed land claims, anti-aircraft batteries, tanks, Space Kitty, Star Wars bikes and you can buy all the ship jpgs for $27,000. So things are going well.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:41 |
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how is it possible for someone to be this dumb It's sales pitch 101 my friend. Prize the entry fee high enough to weed out those who are not truly committed, make them feel chosen, selected, privileged to be there. Couch it in terms that hide the fact that it's a sales pitch (it's a peek behind the scenes, it's exclusive access to the designers, et cetera). Dazzle them with words and dreams to wear them down mentally. Give them food, and drinks to loosen their inhibitions. Be it timeshares, MLM, whatever, this is how it's done. It's really quite startling that the one thing CIG seems to be good at is whale milking.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:44 |
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https://twitter.com/8_Spartacus_8/status/1165623426612191233 lol space court Irukandji Syndrome posted:So I haven't been keeping up with this thread in a while but I remember that even like 5 years ago they were selling bespoke spaceship jpegs and promising the world. Like one was $10,000 or something, right? Did those ever actually get made into anything beyond concept art? basically no. You can check the status of most CIG "promises" at https://starcitizentracker.github.io/
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:47 |
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Even on the "good" JPEGs they're still helplessly clipping through the bench.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 22:49 |