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Solice Kirsk posted:Is that an avs story? The lack of capitalization always throws me off. No, its amazing though
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I don't know why the idea of an orangutan having an archenemy amuses me so but there it is
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 21:53 |
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Sagebrush posted:there's a good quote (maybe in this thread!) from a primate researcher who's like A zookeeper at our local zoo left a knife in the gorilla enclosure and that's basically exactly what happened She picked it up, looked at it for a bit, put it down on a chair, and another keeper came in and took it away
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 22:10 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:"boo this orangutan sucks boooo" I wanted to rescue this from the bottom of the page
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 22:26 |
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why isnt there a pyf ape/monkey thread already
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# ? Aug 23, 2019 23:56 |
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Krankenstyle posted:why isnt there a pyf ape/monkey thread already Be the change you want to see in the world
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 00:01 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Be the change you want to see in the world as the op of the pyf bird thread i have a lot on my mind
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 00:10 |
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Krankenstyle posted:as the op of the pyf bird thread i have a lot on my mind I don't have a favorite ape or particularly strong ape opinions in general or I might do it
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 00:58 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I don't have a favorite ape or particularly strong ape opinions in general or I might do it gently caress it, i just rememberedd a good clip https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3896961
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 01:07 |
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wesleywillis posted:I'll be most of those incels are such virgins they were born by C section.
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 02:37 |
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:Throwing axes are the superior alternative hunting platform anyway
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 03:41 |
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after EorayMel quotes a post that didn't get enough attention a decade before: finally, this spirit can rest...
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 05:41 |
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tbh some of these spirits don't seem like the resting type.
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 07:47 |
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[The Posting Obscura has no effect!]
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 08:08 |
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Brawnfire posted:"Hello! Looks like you're trying to encourage respecting personal space in a developing child! Cool beans, I'd love to help! Try selecting the 'people have boundaries' tooltip, and scrolling down to-"
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 23:35 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:someone once said on these very forums
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 15:40 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider / Musk goes to Mars and makes bad cars This binged my funny bone.
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:08 |
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I remember this one as "what plays in a 13 year old's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks"
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:15 |
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canyoneer posted:I remember this one as "what plays in a 13 year old's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 21:17 |
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935 posted:LOL at all these goons whose self confidence is so low they question wether they would beat a loving monkey in a fistfight. E: I'm also laughing too loving hard at this: Toadvine posted:A chimp also has hands on his feet so while you've possibly immobilized his arms he's still got ten finger-toes wrapped firmly around your vine and grapes EorayMel has a new favorite as of 02:04 on Aug 26, 2019 |
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Terry Pratchett, a Famous Dwarven Proverb posted:When their head is level with your waist, your groin is level with their teeth.
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# ? Aug 26, 2019 16:30 |
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E nm
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# ? Aug 26, 2019 17:15 |
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Does anyone have the bizarre quote of a child making GBS threads on a roof and getting shot in the gut by a homeowner and saying weird things If you have never seen the quote this request probably looks weird
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 15:58 |
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Another request please, the series of stories about a tough guy, going through his day and roundhouse kicking the poo poo out of people that mildly annoy him. It usually contains the phrase "That did it" and some pithy one liner.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:08 |
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The post above is referring to mjq jazz bar
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:12 |
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CzarChasm posted:Another request please, the series of stories about a tough guy, going through his day and roundhouse kicking the poo poo out of people that mildly annoy him. It usually contains the phrase "That did it" and some pithy one liner. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749412&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post452402761 Usually worth checking page 1-3 for the general classics.
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 16:37 |
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anybody have the Laika story with "mankind's greatest achievement at that point"
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:04 |
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freeedr posted:Does anyone have the bizarre quote of a child making GBS threads on a roof and getting shot in the gut by a homeowner and saying weird things I'm da guy who found da quote and thread to put in this very thread BLANCHES oval office posted:agh im going to squat on crazy batshit gun mans roof!!! i hope he has children in the home while i squat barefoot onto his badly done roof and push out me colon snakes. his wife is probably cozy in her snuggly fleece wizard looking robe and the man is drinking a beer. they are not expecting something so bizarre as a child like me to be making GBS threads above them. ahaha im a gradeschool kid who is drinking gin out of a gatorade bottle and now im shot in the stomach by a stupid as gently caress person from the worst state in the country. aaaagh im gutshot and me turds are pouring out silly putty like from the birdshot that riddle me full of deathholes. hail satan death to america i was in band and i was learning clare de lune on the oboe and my mother loved me but now im dead because of guns and idiots. If you want the whole thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3139685 And/or an audio version of the post by another goon:https://soundcloud.com/user-641725526/what-is-an-oboe
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# ? Aug 27, 2019 17:29 |
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Something Awful is addictiveRabbit posted:It also causes cancer and leprosy.
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 03:09 |
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Zoning out from life is addictive. Some people do so by shitposting with a bunch of internet strangers. Something awful is a symptom of addiction, not the addiction.
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 04:18 |
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SA could also mean Soil Acidity. Meaning???
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 05:23 |
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Outrail posted:Zoning out from life is addictive. Some people do so by shitposting with a bunch of internet strangers. Something awful is a symptom of addiction, not the addiction. Kids are calling it "just post."
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 05:39 |
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Somfin posted:Kids are calling it "just post." There're people young enough to be called kids on this creaky dead forum?
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There's a post by a well-known poster, somebody like Infrateal or someone, talking about how he just lets his baby cry. It's something about how he's not going to change his whole day just cause the dumbest person in the house is upset that his face is too close or something. Anyone have it on hand?
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 07:05 |
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re: wow classic rollout being a shitshowShifty gimbal posted:Lmao, seems like it would be very hard to do with this broken-rear end product. Notorious b.s.d. posted:paying $17 a month to wait in line Sombrerotron posted:to play a 15-year-old grindfest, no less KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:compared to jeffrey epstein's plane it's a downright bargain
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Nordick posted:I am not entirely sure if I have ever envied anyone as much as this dude cuddling a goddamn raven Tsaedje posted:Stroke the raven evermore
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 14:47 |
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Outrail posted:There're people young enough to be called kids on this creaky dead forum? Anyone under 30 is a kid at this point.
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Uptime Sinclair posted:re: wow classic rollout being a shitshow Well, that's the genuine classic wow experience.
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# ? Aug 28, 2019 17:52 |
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oh my god the sound is adorable Son of Sam-I-Am posted:Anyone under 30 is a kid at this point. like the man said...
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very good dog
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