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Another Bill posted:What do in your own bedroom is your own business but HOT TAKE married couples who use condoms are weird. Unless they're like poly or something I guess, but I'd lump that under the 'weird marriage' umbrella. Some people don't want kids, but still want to have sex. Weird, right?
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Chomp8645 posted:I like how he specifically recounts being harassed and bullied for his name growing up but for some reason it's important that he pass this name on. Hey, maybe he wants his future kids to experience the same kind of harassment so they can bond over it.
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Aug 28, 2019 23:29
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Oh man I'm late on this but please stop on the issue of office dress codes, ty. I honestly don't ever want to see the same person arguing about the same thing at the top of two pages in a row, say your point concisely and be done with it or don't say it at all.
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Aug 28, 2019 23:34
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Why is condom couple so focused on penetrative vaginal sex? Sure, pleasuring the penis and testicles is important, but the rectum is by far the most sensitive and sensual part of the male reproductive system.
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Aug 29, 2019 00:03
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Another Bill posted:What do in your own bedroom is your own business but HOT TAKE married couples who use condoms are weird.
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Aug 29, 2019 00:07
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HOT BREAD! posted:A close family friend (85M) just got a terminal cancer diagnosis. This morning he asked me (24F) to undress for him. Don't tell anyone, carry on like everything is completely normal. Continue being his friend and helping him through his illness. Then when you posthumously publish his memoirs include this post as the final chapter.
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Aug 29, 2019 00:07
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LadyPictureShow posted:Jesus Christ shut up This is loving hysterical, dude is butthurt
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Aug 29, 2019 00:13
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I've seen the whole "people in committed relationships who use condoms are insane and weird and not having good sex" take quite often. They're always really weird about it too and can never let it go and keep asking "well what's the point of being exclusive if you're still using condoms?!" Like god drat there's so many valid reasons. I know married couples who "still" use them even with the wife on birth control because they want to be double sure and yeah, makes cleanup a breeze. What a weird thing to have a meltdown about.
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Aug 29, 2019 00:25
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:This is loving hysterical, dude is butthurt I mean his girlfriend could own up to the fact she has nothing but contempt for him and his life choices and dump him because this dude will never stop clinging to his only life raft, but if he keeps posting other ways she destroys him with insecurity seeking missiles they should stay together for probably two more posts before I get bored.
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Aug 29, 2019 00:30
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the bright eyes post is good because the cadence is pretty close to the actual song so I can sing it in my head
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Baronjutter posted:I've seen the whole "people in committed relationships who use condoms are insane and weird and not having good sex" take quite often. They're always really weird about it too and can never let it go and keep asking "well what's the point of being exclusive if you're still using condoms?!" Actually it's all good. I thought that when I was single and I've been married near a decade and still feel that way. It's an intimacy thing. Whatever, different strokes for different folks. What I'd really like to talk about is the glaring misuse of the word meltdown in your post. I was just making a bit of fun conversation?
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Aug 29, 2019 00:43
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dudeness posted:Don't tell anyone, carry on like everything is completely normal. Continue being his friend and helping him through his illness. Send him to the grave early. Seriously if I'm so demented I harass women young enough to be my grand daughter I hope somebody has the good sense to smother me with a pillow.
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Aug 29, 2019 00:51
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*grabs pillow* I'll be right there
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Aug 29, 2019 01:12
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Used soap, really? It's all bad, but the other stuff I can squint and see why someone might think it's ok, but used soap? It's not like the cleaning people aren't taking whatever soaps and shampoos they want on a daily basis anyway.
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Aug 29, 2019 01:14
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Speaking of dress codes, a few years back some old fart wrote into the local paper to earnestly bitch about seeing exposed shoulders on the cashiers at motherfucking Wal-Mart. Like it had seriously affected their bargain shopping experience.
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Aug 29, 2019 01:21
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Bright Eyes guy is insecure but his girlfriend kind of sounds like an rear end in a top hat too. My boyfriend and I poke fun of eachother for the garbage we like and we own it but if he was in the middle of something and really enjoying himself I don't think I'd pester him like that. Elderbean fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Aug 29, 2019 |
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Aug 29, 2019 01:21
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Scathach posted:Surprise! You're a homophobe! Also stupid as poo poo. Do you think lying on medical forms and people getting diseases from blood transfusions is a joke?
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Aug 29, 2019 01:40
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Elderbean posted:Bright Eyes guy is insecure but his girlfriend kind of sounds like an rear end in a top hat too. She mocks him repeatedly and openly. She throws his poo poo around when mad at him. She threw a chair during a fight, and it scared him enough he left and sat in his car for hours. He's probably less "insecure" and more "being emotionally abused".
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Aug 29, 2019 01:41
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She wants a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk
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Aug 29, 2019 01:47
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Araenna posted:She mocks him repeatedly and openly. She throws his poo poo around when mad at him. She threw a chair during a fight, and it scared him enough he left and sat in his car for hours. He's probably less "insecure" and more "being emotionally abused". No poo poo, she sounds mentally unstable and like one fight away from going over the edge to physical abuse. Throwing furniture around during a petty argument.... Bailing on your first class because you couldn't find a car park and then coming home and bashing yourself in the face with a phone..... Like what... Maybe the people itt are so broke brained from their own lovely relationships but the dude isn't in the wrong here.
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Aug 29, 2019 01:53
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Sierra Nevadan posted:Do you think lying on medical forms and people getting diseases from blood transfusions is a joke? lol
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Aug 29, 2019 01:55
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Araenna posted:She mocks him repeatedly and openly. She throws his poo poo around when mad at him. She threw a chair during a fight, and it scared him enough he left and sat in his car for hours. He's probably less "insecure" and more "being emotionally abused".
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I had sex with a 17 year old girl, got her pregnant, set up a private child support agreement with her, 3 years later turns out kid isn’t even mine. What can I do at this point?quote:I won’t say my actual age for privacy reasons but I was in my 40’s when this happened. I got her pregnant, she never wanted me to see her or the baby again. Threatened to call the cops on me if I didn’t help her with child support though, and me being scared of getting thrown in prison for having sex with a minor, I set up a private child support agreement with her. I never even saw the kid during those three years.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:01
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Last name dude is an rear end in a top hat, to be sure, but he’s also probably been lulled into an ultimately false sense of security by the fact that adults usually have enough sense and tact to not laugh at each other’s names in person, and then his girlfriend makes it clear that she does think his name is dumb and he’s dumb for having it, which is a guaranteed way to hurt him. I sentence them to marriage in order to save others. They have to pick a new name that neither of them had and use that.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:03
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Cythereal posted:Fight with my [29M] gf [28F] over last name, reconsidering relationship I'm sorry Mr. Dickbutt, you're going to have to let this one go.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:05
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Pinecone Sample posted:I had sex with a 17 year old girl, got her pregnant, set up a private child support agreement with her, 3 years later turns out kid isn’t even mine. What can I do at this point? Just looked this up and it's being asked in Legal Advice. Unfortunately he actually got the best advice for his situation. quote:Stop paying her going forward and move on. A court is going to have a hard time believing that a 40 something year old was innocently hanging out with a 15 year old until they turned the exact age of consent and the started having sex with them if she claims you started earlier than 17. And really even if you didn't have sex it sounds a lot like you were grooming a child for sex. Hoping he ignores this advice and takes her to court, then it ruins his life.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:08
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Pirate Radar posted:Last name dude is an rear end in a top hat, to be sure, but he’s also probably been lulled into an ultimately false sense of security by the fact that adults usually have enough sense and tact to not laugh at each other’s names in person, and then his girlfriend makes it clear that she does think his name is dumb and he’s dumb for having it, which is a guaranteed way to hurt him. I sentence them to marriage in order to save others. They have to pick a new name that neither of them had and use that. Yeah, I'd be sympathetic if it were just him being hurt that the person he loves most thinks his name is stupid. That's a reasonable thing to feel hurt about! It's just, y'know... the rest of the post.
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Aug 29, 2019 02:10
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Sierra Nevadan posted:Do you think lying on medical forms and people getting diseases from blood transfusions is a joke? You realize that a straight person that has unprotected sex with a ton of random untested people is a lot more of a risk than a gay guy or gal that's in a committed relationship, right? The law is homophobic as poo poo and not based in current medical knowledge. If they had it worded as "any person who has promiscuous sex in [time period] is banned from giving blood" it would make a ton more sense than "if you've had homosexual sex you're disqualified."
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Sierra Nevadan posted:Do you think lying on medical forms and people getting diseases from blood transfusions is a joke? It's a spirit vs letter issue. OP in this story is a tremendous horse's rear end. I'd go so far as to say it's not even lying. The question may say 'yo, did you MSM within the last year' but what it really means 'are you a tremendous slut?' And to be frank it's pretty bullshit that the gay guys are the one that get beat over the head with it.
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"I donated blood, I'm such a good person. I just had to lie on the forms to do so. NBD" "My husband says he totally didn't cheat, take my word for it." Sierra Nevadan fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Aug 29, 2019 |
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Aug 29, 2019 02:17
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Sierra Nevadan posted:Do you think lying on medical forms and people getting diseases from blood transfusions is a joke? Are you also fine with immigration, you just think that they should come here legally?
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i just don't understand why on earth would a gay man would want to donate blood with a narc? leave that snitch at home, donate your blood in peace
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This is from a sub reddit called unpopular opinion where people post their opinions and then they are voted on if they are actually unpopular or not. I'm a guy and I wish I could be pregnant Voted 96% unpopular quote:I think pregnancy is wonderful. I know it's not all lollipops and rainbows. I supported my wife every single day through her pregnancy and I helped her through the nausea, the body aches, and the terrible pain of giving birth. I know there are risks and complications and it's not something everyone wants to do. I wish I could do it, though.
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Sierra Nevadan posted:"My husband says he totally didn't cheat, take my word for it." Uh wouldn't that go for every spouse then? Or do you believe only gay men cheat? Like dude you're coming across as being quite idiotic. I can't tell if you're a Pick 2.0 troll or just a moron.
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Sierra Nevadan posted:"I donated blood, I'm such a good person. I just had to lie on the forms to do so. NBD" So straight women shouldn’t be able to donate blood either?
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Xik posted:Just looked this up and it's being asked in Legal Advice. Unfortunately he actually got the best advice for his situation. How do you find these? Every time I try to look up one of the titles posted I can never find it in any of the reddit subforums.
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bell jar posted:i just don't understand why on earth would a gay man would want to donate blood with a narc? leave that snitch at home, donate your blood in peace Giving blood isn't compulsory. I just don't understand why on earth a gay man would want to donate blood by having to fake into it when they don't agree with the law or the protocols.
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