Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries? This poll is closed. |
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Joe Biden, the Klansman | 8 | 0.91% | |
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer | 578 | 65.76% | |
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker | 185 | 21.05% | |
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord | 4 | 0.46% | |
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe | 0 | 0% | |
Julian Castro, the Twin | 3 | 0.34% | |
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer | 3 | 0.34% | |
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath | 9 | 1.02% | |
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino | 2 | 0.23% | |
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist | 4 | 0.46% | |
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen | 19 | 2.16% | |
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool | 19 | 2.16% | |
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater | 8 | 0.91% | |
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast | 1 | 0.11% | |
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper | 2 | 0.23% | |
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated | 9 | 1.02% | |
KKKillary KKKlinton | 16 | 1.82% | |
Some other idiot not in this list | 9 | 1.02% | |
Total: | 879 votes |
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12/15 A time or two I would think "oh that definitely trump(or biden)" and be very wrong.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 15:15 |
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Junior G-man posted:According to the Guardian, looks like Steyer is out of the next debates too. Thank loving God. Honestly I was hoping any single one of the bo hope Brigade made it. I'd much rather two 5/6 person debates with no hopers in than one 10 person debate that's, generously, 50% filler losers.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 15:19 |
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Meatball posted:12/15 Biden's IQ quote REALLY got me.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 15:31 |
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Honestly, the Frenchman quote was the most surprising one to me. Real loving sad that you can even pull quotes of a functioning adult and make it so hard to differentiate from Donny though.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 15:46 |
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Junior G-man posted:According to the Guardian, looks like Steyer is out of the next debates too. Thank loving God. Is it more Jeb! to blow 150 million on three delegates or to blow 12 million on not even getting to the debates?
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 15:53 |
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Wait it's actually real. This is from July and passed seemingly unnoticed. Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Aug 29, 2019 |
# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:27 |
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Ague Proof posted:Wait it's actually real. This is from July and passed seemingly unnoticed. The public is just not that interested in raprock anymore. Limp Bizkit put out their 15th album in 2018 and it sold under 10,000 copies. P.O.D. all had to get jobs. 311 is doing a Las Vegas styled recidency on a cruise ship 365 days a year (lower taxes on their show profits too because they stay in international waters). The industry is hurting. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:39 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:Is it more Jeb! to blow 150 million on three delegates or to blow 12 million on not even getting to the debates? 12 million on not even getting to the debates with the note that a lot of the money is being spent on campaign mailers and like JEB! I can totally see Steyer mailing out iPads loaded with campaign videos if things get desperate enough
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:46 |
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ross perot in hell posted:The public is just not that interested in raprock anymore. Limp Bizkit put out their 15th album in 2018 and it sold under 10,000 copies. P.O.D. all had to get jobs. 311 is doing a Las Vegas styled recidency on a cruise ship 365 days a year (lower taxes on their show profits too because they stay in international waters). The industry is hurting. This is the worst rendition of the kids aren't alright I have ever heard. What the hell is going on, The cruelest dream, reality.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:47 |
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overmind2000 posted:12 million on not even getting to the debates with the note that a lot of the money is being spent on campaign mailers and like JEB! I can totally see Steyer mailing out iPads loaded with campaign videos if things get desperate enough replace with "watch my show" with "give my name to pollsters" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ39s_pcRFQ
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:49 |
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Ague Proof posted:Wait it's actually real. This is from July and passed seemingly unnoticed. Trump has lowered the standard so much that you have to really start babbling for the media to take notice.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:55 |
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Gyges posted:Honestly, the Frenchman quote was the most surprising one to me. Real loving sad that you can even pull quotes of a functioning adult and make it so hard to differentiate from Donny though. Joe Biden is not a functioning adult
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:58 |
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Politico did a schedule analysis: https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/29/2020-democrat-schedules-1477641quote:Former Vice President Joe Biden Jesus christ those fundraiser numbers for every candidate but Bernie Warren and Beto are absurd. Also interesting is that Bernie is spending less time traveling compared to others. I wonder if that's a choice or an artifact of his campaign style. Maybe he doesn't need to travel to those damned fund raisers at rich donors houses. EDIT: Also Biden https://twitter.com/GarrettHaake/status/1167105459901337600 Hmm yes, the guy that helped build the camps will now shut them down. Heck Yes! Loam! fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Aug 29, 2019 |
# ? Aug 29, 2019 16:59 |
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Terror Sweat posted:Joe Biden is not a functioning adult Oh big same, but I'm pretty sure I'm compos mentis, unlike Joe there
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 17:15 |
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:Also interesting is that Bernie is spending less time traveling compared to others. I wonder if that's a choice or an artifact of his campaign style. Maybe he doesn't need to travel to those damned fund raisers at rich donors houses. If you're drawing big crowds I'd imagine that you'd have to spend more time on a single event and thus wouldn't have the ability to hop around like crazy. overmind2000 posted:12 million on not even getting to the debates with the note that a lot of the money is being spent on campaign mailers and like JEB! I can totally see Steyer mailing out iPads loaded with campaign videos if things get desperate enough You could just call this Super Jeb! 2. And this is to go even further beyond...
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 17:16 |
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I'm glad gabbard didn't make the next debate but yang did
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 17:41 |
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Typo posted:I'm glad gabbard didn't make the next debate but yang did This but for Castro over Steyer
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:04 |
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Typo posted:I'm glad gabbard didn't make the next debate but yang did I'm sad that Yang made any debates, but it is somewhat amusing.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:07 |
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https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/1167119563349221378
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:07 |
This can't go on much longer, surely. This is elder abuse or some poo poo
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:14 |
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Biden draw the rhino
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:15 |
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Heck Yes! Loam! posted:
He would try to close them, the Republicans would call him soft on immigration, and he'd cave, then get bargained down to keeping the camps open, but the kids will have blankets. Then he'd ask mcconnel for advice on judges to nominate.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:17 |
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https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/1167126095889686531 3 hours of hell
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:33 |
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God debates are so loving dumb. I think candidates should have unlimited time to answer question but their mic gets cut off the second they go off topic.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:48 |
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Whale Vomit posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1166839524762296320?s=19 I would say Trump's one small feature of political aptitude is dunking on obvious primary losers, but it's probably not even aptitude. More like a lucky break where his pettiness intersects with the exact point a break in decorum appeals to some segment of the voting public. Typo posted:I'm glad gabbard didn't make the next debate but yang did I saw a "Yang Gang" bumper sticker in the wild yesterday. Frankly, I'm glad to see him rising in polls too. Him putting UBI in the national discourse is a more valuable contribution than any non-Bernie candidate has offered up this primary. The longer he sticks around, the better chance of it becoming a party-wide feature, a la medicare for all.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:49 |
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Mahoning posted:G*d debates are so loving dumb. Agree with this. There's nothing to debate: G*d is great
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:54 |
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Blind Pineapple posted:I saw a "Yang Gang" bumper sticker in the wild yesterday. Frankly, I'm glad to see him rising in polls too. Him putting UBI in the national discourse is a more valuable contribution than any non-Bernie candidate has offered up this primary. The longer he sticks around, the better chance of it becoming a party-wide feature, a la medicare for all. The ideal situation is that Yang gets enough attention to keep UBI in the discourse, but not so much attention that any of the actual details of his awful trojan horse plan get calcified.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 18:59 |
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Blind Pineapple posted:I would say Trump's one small feature of political aptitude is dunking on obvious primary losers, but it's probably not even aptitude. More like a lucky break where his pettiness intersects with the exact point a break in decorum appeals to some segment of the voting public. Except he's also putting "a small UBI means [ cutting | replacing ] all social programs!" in the public discourse.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 19:00 |
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Lumpy posted:Except he's also putting "a small UBI means [ cutting | replacing ] all social programs!" in the public discourse. In my experience, his new supporters don't really know anything besides "$1000 a month." Of course the goal is to keep UBI in the discourse, and discard Andrew Yang once it gets sufficient traction.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 19:03 |
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Thoom posted:The ideal situation is that Yang gets enough attention to keep UBI in the discourse, but not so much attention that any of the actual details of his awful trojan horse plan get calcified. Gonna be real funny/sad when Yang wins has enough delegates at the Democratic National Convention to get his version of UBI added to the campaign platform like those Ron Paul people tried to do with raw milk in 2012.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 19:11 |
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Terror Sweat posted:Joe Biden is not a functioning adult True, but he used to be and a lot of his quotes are from back then.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 19:14 |
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Did joe have to borrow that money from obama before or after the aca went through? How hosed is it that your signature piece of legislation is so lovely that it doesn’t even help your goddamn Vice President
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 19:22 |
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Terror Sweat posted:Did joe have to borrow that money from obama before or after the aca went through? How hosed is it that your signature piece of legislation is so lovely that it doesn’t even help your goddamn Vice President Really, it's Joe's fault for not being rich enough.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 19:26 |
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Terror Sweat posted:Did joe have to borrow that money from obama before or after the aca went through? How hosed is it that your signature piece of legislation is so lovely that it doesn’t even help your goddamn Vice President Beau Biden didn't resign as Delaware's Attoney General, so Biden never actually needed to ask Obama for money. Also that whole anecdote is extremely hard to believe IMO. I suspect that the AG of a US State has gold plated health insurance even if forced to retire for medical reasons.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 19:32 |
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overmind2000 posted:raw milk
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 20:26 |
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The Pussy Boss posted:Beau Biden didn't resign as Delaware's Attoney General, so Biden never actually needed to ask Obama for money. Also that whole anecdote is extremely hard to believe IMO. I suspect that the AG of a US State has gold plated health insurance even if forced to retire for medical reasons. i can tell you from first hand experience state employee health plans are mediocre at best
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 20:48 |
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I can't wait to see who he mistakes for the President and what website Joe tells us to go to after three straight hours of debating.
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 22:42 |
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no thanks I'd literally rather die than watch a 3 hour debate
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 23:02 |
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im gonna watch, but pray for death
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 23:02 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 10:42 |
I’m going to get alcohol poisoning
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# ? Aug 29, 2019 23:06 |