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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Willfrey posted:

What do you get when you file a claim?

A saftey manager will deftly exclaim:

What were you doing standing right there?

Our 100-page handbook is perfectly clear!

MaybeWeShouldFireYou

:vince:

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Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
:perfect:

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Powershift posted:

It's parasitic wasps all the way down.

angel: so it's a recursive cycle of vespid parasitism? that seems wasteful
god, slamming fists on table: WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS
angels, bursting in through the door: WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS
therapist, on speakerphone: CONQUERING THE WORMS

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Willfrey posted:

What do you get when you file a claim?

A saftey manager will deftly exclaim:

What were you doing standing right there?

Our 100-page handbook is perfectly clear!

MaybeWeShouldFireYou
I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break!

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

angel: so it's a recursive cycle of vespid parasitism? that seems wasteful
god, slamming fists on table: WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS
angels, bursting in through the door: WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS WASPS
therapist, on speakerphone: CONQUERING THE WORMS

What the hell is this a reference to? I’ve seen it other places recently.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Grundulum posted:

What the hell is this a reference to? I’ve seen it other places recently.

https://twitter.com/lebeargirdle/status/898280833299230722?lang=en

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Ever wonder how shipping ships are shipped? here's a ship shipping ship shipping ships.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


nah, in this case it's an old rear end fyad post that people have been running into the ground.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Powershift posted:

Ever wonder how shipping ships are shipped? here's a shipping ship shipping ship shipping ship shipping ships.

Convoluted it some more for you. Buffalo...

Also, you know that phenomenon when you focus hard on a word and it suddenly looks or sounds weird? Yeah. (What's that called again?)

E: had to know now and looked it up. It's Semantic Satiation.

FE: lol now "satiation" looks weird.

Hipster_Doofus fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Aug 30, 2019

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Hipster_Doofus posted:

FE: lol now "satitation" looks weird.

That's because it should be "satiation"

Anyhow,

Powershift posted:

Ever wonder how shipping ships are shipped? here's a ship shipping ship shipping ships.



Nice cargo

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Powershift posted:

Ever wonder how shipping ships are shipped? here's a ship shipping ship shipping ships.



hapob arges dot com

Target Practice
Aug 20, 2004

Shit.
I was working at a cement plant where one night, they lost refractory on the inside of the kiln. By the time the molten cement had melted through the kiln shell there was a 2 foot hole out of which would pour basically lava.

The production guys in the control room didn't notice despite having FLIR cameras on all 225 feet of the kiln. A maintenance guy walking in the plant radioed it in. I used to have a video someplace, I'll have to see if I can find it.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Bad Munki posted:

That's because it should be "satiation"

Lol whoops

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Powershift posted:

Ever wonder how shipping ships are shipped? here's a ship shipping ship shipping ships.


Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

drat, the graphics on that shmup are incredible.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhZpmFORHBA&t=15s

PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Aug 30, 2019

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Powershift posted:

Ever wonder how shipping ships are shipped? here's a ship shipping ship shipping ships.



This company needs to sponsor a fortified spanish wine...

So it can have Ship Shipping Ship Ship Shipping Ship Ship Ship Sherry, a fine wine as lucky as lucky can be

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

hey i just learned the other day that there are some wasps which parasitise OTHER parasitic wasps? and? what????? the gently caress?????????????

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydnavirus

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Phy posted:

This company needs to sponsor a fortified spanish wine...

So it can have Ship Shipping Ship Ship Shipping Ship Ship Ship Sherry, a fine wine as lucky as lucky can be

It can dock in the port port port, Port Portugal.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Not really OSHA but it kinda fits

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1xRYzon9WH/?igshid=gjooy4p3ut0q

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



This is his best OSHA.gif.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwdCk2DnHda/?igshid=17txnjgy78w0p

I have so many questions :psyduck:

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

Icon Of Sin posted:

This is his best OSHA.gif.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwdCk2DnHda/?igshid=17txnjgy78w0p

I have so many questions :psyduck:

I was waiting for the C4 explosion to cripple the ship in the parting shot.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Phy posted:

This company needs to sponsor a fortified spanish wine...

So it can have Ship Shipping Ship Ship Shipping Ship Ship Ship Sherry, a fine wine as lucky as lucky can be

Supercalifragilisticjesusfuckingchrist, dude

Smackdillion
Feb 18, 2001

Someone paid :10bux: to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts

my first thought exactly. I've been here way too long.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

"is this one of them viruses which virates on other viruses? i've heard of them before i-"

quote:

Parasitoid wasps serve as hosts for the virus, and Lepidoptera serve as hosts for these wasps. The female wasp injects one or more eggs into its host along with a quantity of virus. The virus and wasp are in a mutualistic symbiotic relationship: expression of viral genes prevents the wasp's host's immune system from killing the wasp's injected egg and causes other physiological alterations that ultimately cause the parasitized host to die.
"-these. i had forgotten of them before. i had forgotten on purpose."

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009





these people reproduce and vote

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Are jerry cans really expensive in the US or something?

e: I mean I guess if you want like 300 l of petrol, yeah they'll be more expensive than buckets...

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Aug 31, 2019

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Jerry Cotton posted:

Are jerry cans really expensive in the US or something?

Assuming that's from hurricane preppers, the nearby stores may have been sold out. Luckily my family had a big drum in Katrina so we didn't have to put gas in random poo poo.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pharmaskittle posted:

Assuming that's from hurricane preppers, the nearby stores may have been sold out. Luckily my family had a big drum in Katrina so we didn't have to put gas in random poo poo.

Not really preppers if they haven't prepared to transport fuel in something other than a bucket :shrug:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I somehow doubt they have a siphon or a plan to transfer the gas from the buckets and into their car or generator.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

This happens every time. People wait until a few days before the predicted impact to mob the stores and gas stations to hoard as much water and gas as they can take. Filling truck beds with jerry cans and buying an entire pallet of water for a household of 3.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Don't forget guns and ammo.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Don't forget guns and ammo.

preppers love natural disasters because it gives them an excuse to use their toys on black people looters

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Kanine posted:

preppers love natural disasters because it gives them an excuse to use their toys on black people looters

This is the main course, but there’s a side of “:smug: told you so :smug:” towards anyone else.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Don't forget guns and ammo.

they're Americans, they already have stockpiles of these

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Imagined posted:

But what about the ones where a huge ladle tips over at a steel mill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6kAEcG7mmg

:piss:
Working in heavy industry like foundries seems really dystopian to me. It's like Abe's Odyssey.
Imagine if those workers went the wrong way and got cornered with that death beam machine grinding towards you.
Factories are terrifying man. :catstare:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I assume that driving to work in Russia is a uniquely terrifying experience, and terrifying in different ways every day you do it. What fear would you have left after that kind of experience? :stare:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Any emotional response beyond a stoic blyat is extremely un-Russian

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Jerry Cotton posted:

Are jerry cans really expensive in the US or something?

e: I mean I guess if you want like 300 l of petrol, yeah they'll be more expensive than buckets...

I would legitimately probably spill less gas with a loving Home Depot bucket than I do with the silly bullshit ventless fume capture gas cans that are mandated here. I have never, ever, not ever had one work as advertised. Not once. I routinely spill a quart or a half gallon any time I’m attempting to use one.

This is not to excuse the idiots above, simply to express my pure hatred for ventless gas cans.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

MrYenko posted:

I would legitimately probably spill less gas with a loving Home Depot bucket than I do with the silly bullshit ventless fume capture gas cans that are mandated here. I have never, ever, not ever had one work as advertised. Not once. I routinely spill a quart or a half gallon any time I’m attempting to use one.

This is not to excuse the idiots above, simply to express my pure hatred for ventless gas cans.

The new cans around here have the vents again. But still the lovely vented nozzles.
That was a horrible idea/solution to a problem that didn't exist.

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