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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

goddamnedtwisto posted:

That planchet thing is another of those weird urban myths where a tiny part of the story is assumed to be the entirety of it. They *were* used as slugs (i.e. blank "coins" that can fool vending machines) on a very small scale, but they're basically useless for making fake coins if you want to make a profit on them.

If you're counterfeiting coins you're looking to use the cheapest, softest possible metal that will pass an automated counter and survive long enough in circulation to make the point of origin impossible to trace. Plain lead and gold paint was used at first, then various alloys and electroplating, and towards the end they were using a pretty sophisticated bell metal alloy that was really difficult to detect. Putting your fakes on proper planchets is self-defeating because you have to have a much, much higher-grade die (and replace it much more often), a much more sophisticated coin press (fakes are normally punched straight from the sheet), plus of course you're paying a way higher cost for your raw materials.

Yeah, but unlike the penny it costs less than £1 to make a pound coin.

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Jedit posted:

Yeah, but unlike the penny it costs less than £1 to make a pound coin.

It's costs more than £1 to make a penny?

(:smug:)

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Igotadigbick posted:

I truly believe that there is no way to topple the right wing/liberal bullshit that has our country strangled without actual civil war now, and I wouldn't fancy the left's chances in that.

The public are not bright and have been severely indoctrinated with bullshit for so many years, there are a lot of empty vessels wandering around without the grey matter to look at things objectively and cognitive dissonance has them blind.

This really gets me down. I'm glad I have therapy to help but it feels like it doesn't quite cut it, humanity needs a severe existential boot to the groin

Same except no therapist lol

But hey ho. A luta continua

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

The Swazi lilangeni weren't being used to make fake pounds as much as they were being bought for their face value of 8p and used in vending machines, where they'd pass because they were exactly the same planchet as a pound coin.

They'd have to be counted as 'fakes taken out of circulation' because the vending machine companies would open the cash box and go "gently caress's sake."

:laugh: when it happens to fruit machines though because gently caress them.

You're talking fractions of a percent of the total problem though - at the end at least 3% and probably 5% of all pound coins in circulation were fake, that's hundreds of millions of pounds.

Jedit posted:

Yeah, but unlike the penny it costs less than £1 to make a pound coin.

Criminals are of course noted for their craftsmanship and insistence on producing the highest-quality product regardless of it's effect on their bottom line.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Re the FT, this is centrism doing what it’s supposed to do instead of whatever the gently caress the LDs are doing: responding to resurgent socialism by challenging the wealth distribution. Offering change-lite.

Centrism isn’t a coherent platform, it exists only to tip the scales towards one of the two actual political positions.

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011

Wachter posted:

What's a venture socialist? :downs:

Found them.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I remember when that was announced, and all the :qq: in the comments about 100 trillion dead.

It's by the same guys that did AdVenture Capitalist and I don't recall anyone complaining that there's no mode where you end up homeless and can't afford healthcare.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



A few weeks ago someone posted a tweet with some good info/names about how the BBC has become a Tory propaganda platform. Anyone have that link/tweet to hand... I'm in another argument.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Ratjaculation posted:

A few weeks ago someone posted a tweet with some good info/names about how the BBC has become a Tory propaganda platform. Anyone have that link/tweet to hand... I'm in another argument.

https://imgur.com/a/aGGOQXL

got u fam

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Just looked for the clip of the guy giving Boris grief in a hospital on Youtube and the comments on the video are disheartening to say the least.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/matthewchampion/status/1174296316438036482?s=19

Lol

seizure later
Apr 18, 2007

Boris just doesn't count the BBC as the press, they're simply another arm of the Conservative Party.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

It's costs more than £1 to make a penny?

(:smug:)

It takes a village to raise a child.

But you know what I mean. The value of the materials in a penny is greater than the value of the coin.

And to whichever disingenuous twat it was being sarcastic about criminals and the bottom line - if a criminal can make a convincing fake £1 coin for 5p then of course they won't spend 50p. But if they need to spend 50p then they will because it's still profitable. It's what powers the FOBT scam that puts those coins into circulation to begin with.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Was it David Cameron or Jeremy Hunt that got kicked out of a hospital that one time by a doctor who rightly said they had no right to be there and they were interfering with patient care?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


People from the sun get asked to leave hospitals all the time because of their strict controls of vermin in wards.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Jedit posted:

And to whichever disingenuous twat it was being sarcastic about criminals and the bottom line -
seems like a good of an occasion as any - is this thread playing by 2009 internet rules or 2019 rules? because in the old game, upping the abuse ante was par for the course. when everyone's being polite as SA seems to be most of the time these days though, stuff like this comes across as being an rear end in a top hat

coffeetable fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Sep 18, 2019

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jedit posted:

But you know what I mean. The value of the materials in a penny is greater than the value of the coin.
I'm surprised that we haven't scrapped the 1p and 2p, they're worth about what the ½p was when that was pulled (1p worth less than ½p and 2p worth less than 1p).

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



:hfive:

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Azza Bamboo posted:

Was it David Cameron or Jeremy Hunt that got kicked out of a hospital that one time by a doctor who rightly said they had no right to be there and they were interfering with patient care?

The doctor was given gardening leave afterwards as I recall.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

So new research on NI's implementation of the Nordic Model of client criminalisation has been published today

https://twitter.com/SWAIIreland/status/1174275891712708608?s=19

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Z the IVth posted:

The doctor was given gardening leave afterwards as I recall.
Quiet gardening leave?

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

the replies to this (i know don't read the replies) and other postings of this video are insane

I really can't believe there are so many vile cunts on twitter. it must be 90% bots, right??

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Beefeater1980 posted:

Re the FT, this is centrism doing what it’s supposed to do instead of whatever the gently caress the LDs are doing: responding to resurgent socialism by challenging the wealth distribution. Offering change-lite.

Centrism isn’t a coherent platform, it exists only to tip the scales towards one of the two actual political positions.

Now we generally recognise that capitalism will eventually eat itself, but I'm enjoying the people who think capitalism is good actually, who are noticing a massive swell in support for socialism, and are starting to think that, if there had been maybe a less extreme form of capitalism these last few decades, maybe things would still be ok like in 2012 (or more likely 2006).

I reckon anyone alive and capitalisming today could have lived out their life with socialism remaining a suppressed fringe, if there had been a greater sprinkling of "social" ideas on top of the capitalist base. But maybe I'm wrong, and the greed-induced crisis cycle can't be stretched out that far.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu

Gasmask posted:

I really can't believe there are so many vile cunts on twitter. it must be 90% bots, right??

I don't think they are bots. We need to start killing people imo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Bobstar posted:

Now we generally recognise that capitalism will eventually eat itself, but I'm enjoying the people who think capitalism is good actually, who are noticing a massive swell in support for socialism, and are starting to think that, if there had been maybe a less extreme form of capitalism these last few decades, maybe things would still be ok like in 2012 (or more likely 2006).

I reckon anyone alive and capitalisming today could have lived out their life with socialism remaining a suppressed fringe, if there had been a greater sprinkling of "social" ideas on top of the capitalist base. But maybe I'm wrong, and the greed-induced crisis cycle can't be stretched out that far.
I think OwlFancier would say that if they were moderate capitalists in the End Of History era then they wouldn't be the capitalists standing at the top of the rubble pile in 2019, someone else would have outcompeted them, outdickheaded them, and been the big dog in 2019 going "maybe we should have been less extreme."

Material conditions and all that, the 90s was never going to allow for capitalists saying "some socialism good."

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jedit posted:

And to whichever disingenuous twat it was being sarcastic about criminals and the bottom line - if a criminal can make a convincing fake £1 coin for 5p then of course they won't spend 50p. But if they need to spend 50p then they will because it's still profitable. It's what powers the FOBT scam that puts those coins into circulation to begin with.

gently caress off. There was originally more here, but gently caress off is all you deserve.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

I think OwlFancier would say that if they were moderate capitalists in the End Of History era then they wouldn't be the capitalists standing at the top of the rubble pile in 2019, someone else would have outcompeted them, outdickheaded them, and been the big dog in 2019 going "maybe we should have been less extreme."

Material conditions and all that, the 90s was never going to allow for capitalists saying "some socialism good."

I was in fact just about to come and post that while capitalism could theoretically become stable if it didn't always look to grow and exploit more, it can't not do that because that's what capitalism is :v:

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Azza Bamboo posted:

Was it David Cameron or Jeremy Hunt that got kicked out of a hospital that one time by a doctor who rightly said they had no right to be there and they were interfering with patient care?

Cameron, I think

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Guavanaut posted:

I'm surprised that we haven't scrapped the 1p and 2p, they're worth about what the ½p was when that was pulled (1p worth less than ½p and 2p worth less than 1p).
I seem to remember reading somewhere that the penny only exists to justify the psychological manipulation of £499.99 seeming like it's below the £500 comfort threshold most people have. Same on lower scales with £29.99 seeming like it's below £30, £1.99 below £2 etc.

Which just about sums up the absolute state of capitalism. Human beings manipulating each other over loving pennies.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Sep 18, 2019

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Gasmask posted:

the replies to this (i know don't read the replies) and other postings of this video are insane

I really can't believe there are so many vile cunts on twitter. it must be 90% bots, right??

The Twitter replies you see are determined by an algorithm based on your previous activity to show replies Twitter thinks you will be most interested in. So in short, if all you're seeing is people being a dick then it's cause you've got a history of being a dick.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Igotadigbick posted:

I don't think they are bots. We need to start killing people imo.

We've already got 2 'they're not really human kill em all' posters, we don't need more thanks in advance.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

ro5s posted:

We've already got 2 'they're not really human kill em all' posters, we don't need more thanks in advance.

Where do landlords fit into your equation?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I seem to remember reading somewhere that the penny only exists to justify the psychological manipulation of £499.99 seeming like it's below the £500 threshold most people have. Same on lower scales with £29.99 being below £30, £1.99 below £2 etc.

Which just about sums up the absolute state of capitalism. Human beings manipulating each other over loving pennies.
It also exists to weigh exactly an eighth of an ounce when carrying scales might implicate someone in certain activities :420:

But plenty of other countries just do the exact same trick with 19.95 etc. or they'll price it at 19.99 if you're paying by card or 20.00 if you're paying by cash, because the 1c coin or whatever literally won't exist.

I'm sure I've seen places where it's even been 19.99 by card or 19.95 by cash, because why be more of a dick to people if they don't have a bank account.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Rarity posted:

Where do landlords fit into your equation?

÷ top circle is the head, bottom circle is the rest of them.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Rarity posted:

The Twitter replies you see are determined by an algorithm based on your previous activity to show replies Twitter thinks you will be most interested in. So in short, if all you're seeing is people being a dick then it's cause you've got a history of being a dick.

I was wondering why when I looked at it it was mostly people agreeing that boris is a moron.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Rarity posted:

Where do landlords fit into your equation?
Good point, should amend to We've already got 2 'the poor are not really human kill em all' posters, we don't need more thanks in advance.

Judoon Platoon
Nov 1, 2010
BBC reporting that Hospital Dad is also a :siren: LABOUR ACTIVIST :siren: so that’s cool and rad for anyone who wants to watch the state broadcaster starting the process of ruining a man’s life for daring to confront Dear Leader.

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu

ro5s posted:

Good point, should amend to We've already got 2 'the poor are not really human kill em all' posters, we don't need more thanks in advance.

Lol gently caress off I am poor. Liberals and fascists and ignorant fuckers deserve to die.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

OwlFancier posted:

I was in fact just about to come and post that while capitalism could theoretically become stable if it didn't always look to grow and exploit more, it can't not do that because that's what capitalism is :v:

Yeah I guess I was wondering if it could be made to appear stable over a human lifetime, by slowing the rate of growth and exploitation, but I think Guava's right, the people trying that wouldn't have been allowed to be in charge.

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I seem to remember reading somewhere that the penny only exists to justify the psychological manipulation of £499.99 seeming like it's below the £500 threshold most people have. Same on lower scales with £29.99 being below £30, £1.99 below £2 etc.

Which just about sums up the absolute state of capitalism. Human beings manipulating each other over loving pennies.

There's a couple of good reasons (well, maybe not good, but at least not complete bullshit) to keep coppers - for example the majority of collection-box donations are coppers, and some charities are concerned that 5p would be a higher psychological barrier. I always found it interesting that in some European countries they've kept .95c pricing from where their pre-Euro currency didn't have 1s and 2s, so apparently it's not *that* big a barrier, and you'd assume shop owners would be keen to gouge that extra 4c per sale.

Semi-related but one of my favourite bits of trivia (and a perfect demonstration of the pettiness of business owners).*9c prices first appeared in America with the first large department stores - in smaller stores of course the owner could keep a close eye on the cash handling but in larger stores this was harder, so using prices ending in 9 rather than 5 it forced cashiers to make change for almost all transactions and hence use the till (this is also why most cash tills still have a little bell when they open). They were so distrustful of their staff that right up until the 80s (not coincidentally the time that CCTV started to become cheap) some shops didn't even have tills - cash was sent by pneumatic tubes to a central office and change returned the same way.

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