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For real though ladies, if you were on a date and the guy tore up the menu and then magically reconstructed it in front of you would that be a turn on or a major turn on?
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart I’m reading this while drunk in a bar and trying not to burst into open hysterics.
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart Well, I mean it's better than a MLM scheme, but all of their cash and savings are going to magically disappear nonetheless.
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Sep 19, 2019 02:01
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goethe.cx posted:larry david has a reddit account now This isn't an rear end in a top hat, this is a hero!
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Sep 19, 2019 02:02
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the best part of the restaurant for magicians is quote:a restaurant which, unbeknownst to the general public, is littered with magical props the gimmick only works if nobody actually knows about it, but the gimmick also only works if people know that it's there also, it's a date restaurant that you can never take the same person to twice.
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Sep 19, 2019 02:10
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Magic restaurant is loving killing me, I love it. how the gently caress are the dates not going to notice literally every other guy in the restaurant doing the same bullshit magic tricks?
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Sep 19, 2019 02:14
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dudeness posted:For real though ladies, if you were on a date and the guy tore up the menu and then magically reconstructed it in front of you would that be a turn on or a major turn on? I would literally run because that is literally a PUA thing, doing magic tricks to impress the feeble female brain.
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Sep 19, 2019 02:14
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Chomp8645 posted:This isn't an rear end in a top hat, this is a hero!
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Midnight Voyager posted:I would literally run because that is literally a PUA thing, doing magic tricks to impress the feeble female brain. Hi, I'm Vincent and I'll be your server *winks at man* 
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Sep 19, 2019 02:17
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Mr. Lobe posted:I wonder what would happen if you called the cops. Please note: I am not endorsing this course of action. They tell you it's a civil matter. OR they come around to shoot the kid, your dog, and any neighbors who happen to be black. It's pretty much a tossup which type you get.
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Sep 19, 2019 02:17
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LadyPictureShow posted:[29/F] Might need to uninvite a groomsmen [32/ M] from our wedding Jesus Christ, this guy is sexually assaulting women at every wedding he goes to, and the fiance still wants to give him a chance? If my fiance was still friends with someone doing that, much less wanted him to be one of his groomsmen, I'd be canceling the wedding.
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Sep 19, 2019 02:46
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Araenna posted:Jesus Christ, this guy is sexually assaulting women at every wedding he goes to, and the fiance still wants to give him a chance? If my fiance was still friends with someone doing that, much less wanted him to be one of his groomsmen, I'd be canceling the wedding. There was someone in my family that would get drunk and pull poo poo like that at every wedding/get together back in the 70s (and probably before). But nobody stopped inviting him because oh 'he's ~family~, it can't possibly happen again!" Well of course he got hammered at another wedding, started harassing the bride's mother, and the bride's father cold-cocked him and laid him out in the middle of the dance floor. He came around, got back up and demanded to fight him. That's what it took to put an end to inviting him. So what I'm saying is, don't invite an alcoholic that constantly starts trouble at events.
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Sep 19, 2019 02:57
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dudeness posted:For real though ladies, if you were on a date and the guy tore up the menu and then magically reconstructed it in front of you would that be a turn on or a major turn on? Or say you're a woman who really wants her date to not notice her massive lack of personality. Would levitating the date's coffee cup while refilling it be distracting enough to keep her date's interest? Goddamnit I can't figure out how to work in the breakfast entree called "the Raspututi Fresh 'n' Frutti".
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Sep 19, 2019 02:59
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chemtrail huffer posted:My (32F) husband (36M) wants to start a 'restaurant for magicians', and it is tearing our family apart I'm not sure if this makes dog heelies sound better or worse.
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Sep 19, 2019 03:04
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goethe.cx posted:larry david has a reddit account now NTA until he locked it in his briefcase. Who the gently caress carry's a briefcase nowadays if they're not an rear end in a top hat?
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Sep 19, 2019 03:13
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Sorry for multiple posting, just glad to have a chance to respond to this lightning thread without being 40 pages behind.
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Straight White Shark posted:
I have some good news about that part
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Sep 19, 2019 03:15
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Sorry for multiple posting, just glad to have a chance to respond to this lightning thread without being 40 pages behind. c-c-c-combo breaker Now you're free to post without it being a multi-post situation. e: fffuuuu
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Sep 19, 2019 03:17
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AITA for confronting my brother’s wife for taking a bit out of every donut in the box and leaving it in the living room?quote:So my brother bought a box of donuts, he put it in the living room for everyone to enjoy. I spotted it but goddamn I was already full from dinner.
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Sep 19, 2019 03:32
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Who the gently caress carry's a briefcase nowadays if they're not an rear end in a top hat? People who have jobs and don't want to carry a giant purse?
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Sep 19, 2019 03:34
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Haifisch posted:AITA for confronting my brother’s wife for taking a bit out of every donut in the box and leaving it in the living room? A woman bold enough to mark every donut as hers is not going to give a flying gently caress what you have to say.
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Sep 19, 2019 03:38
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spacetoaster posted:People who have jobs and don't want to carry a giant purse?
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Sep 19, 2019 03:38
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Everyone carries a backpack or messenger bag now. Besides, what papers are you taking home with you to work on? Most paperwork is electronic now, and you shouldn't be taking work home anyway. Its for my apple and sandwich. Coredump fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Sep 19, 2019 |
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Sep 19, 2019 03:48
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Everyone carries a backpack or messenger bag now. Besides, what papers are you taking home with you to work on? Most paperwork is electronic now, and you shouldn't be taking work home anyway. I'm a public school teacher. I keep my tablet, lunch, and stacks of papers in there. Also pens/pencils and stuff. A messenger bag, any bag really, doesn't open up like a case does (and I hate rifling around in a loving sack looking for something).
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Sep 19, 2019 03:52
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 (From the wonderful Restaurant Empire LP)
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Sep 19, 2019 04:00
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spacetoaster posted:I'm a public school teacher. I keep my tablet, lunch, and stacks of papers in there. Also pens/pencils and stuff. It's weird that you want to flex on your students about being an important business person from the 70s as a teacher in the modern age. 
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Sep 19, 2019 04:03
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Haifisch posted:AITA for confronting my brother’s wife for taking a bit out of every donut in the box and leaving it in the living room? cut every donut away from its bite area without moving it around in the box, leave just the bite remains
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Sep 19, 2019 04:05
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Three Olives posted:It's weird that you want to flex on your students about being an important business person from the 70s as a teacher in the modern age. Sitting on a backwards facing chair didn't work.
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Sep 19, 2019 04:06
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I think something abo6the 8 year old that put the cat in the freezer that people are not grasping is that this is the kid of a woman who leaves her kid with literally any adult she can find while she goes out with friends or whatever. It is super likely that the kid has been abused at some point, and at that poI don't think any of this is probably the kid's fault (at least at age 8). I had a close friend whose birth mother would do the same thing, when he was under 5, sometimes for days on end. Dont click the following if you don't want to be burdened with knowledge of abuse. Sometimes would get left with tweakers that would sexually abuse him and who put out lit cigarettes on him over and over.
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Sep 19, 2019 04:07
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LadyPictureShow posted:There was someone in my family that would get drunk and pull poo poo like that at every wedding/get together back in the 70s (and probably before). But nobody stopped inviting him because oh 'he's ~family~, it can't possibly happen again!" why does alcohol turn some people into absolute teddy bears and others into horrible monsters
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Sep 19, 2019 04:19
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Grape posted:why does alcohol turn some people into absolute teddy bears and others into horrible monsters alcohol just reveals, it’s not like it can implant a new personality. that’s who they are all the time, it’s simply under control
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Sep 19, 2019 04:29
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:alcohol just reveals, it’s not like it can implant a new personality,
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Sep 19, 2019 04:31
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:alcohol just reveals, it’s not like it can implant a new personality. that’s who they are all the time, it’s simply under control Nah, it really affects people and changes their personality when used in excess.
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Sep 19, 2019 04:39
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There is a difference between "getting drunk" and "drinking so much for such an extended period that it begins to alter your brain and personality".
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Sep 19, 2019 04:41
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*british accent* n0t reallay
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Sep 19, 2019 04:46
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of course someone’s personality changes after years of alcoholism/bingeing. I am more talking about when someone gets blackout and does something like try to make out with their friend or screams racial slurs and then tries to weasel out of it by saying they were drunk and “that’s not me, I would never do that!” yeah, you wouldn’t sober, because you were restraining yourself. but if that’s what you do when your inhibitions are removed, that’s what you are deep down
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Sep 19, 2019 04:46
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Yes, but literally everyone has some level of evil in them deep down.
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Sep 19, 2019 04:49
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Hellblazer187 posted:Yes, but literally everyone has some level of evil in them deep down. Whoa, deep man.
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Sep 19, 2019 04:50
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Hellblazer187 posted:Yes, but literally everyone has some level of evil in them deep down. a good reason to not get blackout, then
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I've got a briefcase that if I had an excuse to use I would, but that's because it was my dad's. Sentiment > fashion.
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