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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

jabby posted:

Peston's entire 'stitch-up' argument is apparently based on a shadow cabinet member telling him that delegate selection was 'organised' to favour Corbyn.

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1176210253207220227
It's entirely bullshit because CLPs pick their own delegates, but what the gently caress right? Not like he's wildly pushing a baseless conspiracy theory about the official opposition

I mean, Momentum have obviously been organising to make sure we get lefty delegates where possible? That's just...regular politics though.

Edit: 1315 AD, there's a bigass famine across Europe. People killed and ate their kids. We all ready for November 1st? :sun:

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Sep 23, 2019

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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Peston is legit losing his mind.

Peston's been coasting off his reputation for 11 years now.
He should go back to economic stuff, he's hopeless at party politics

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Is this a bit?

I mean political awareness is a lot lower in the general population than ITT, and lower still in the less educated/poor

and it's not like party conferences generally make a lot of headline news in the red-tops (unless it's something they can make a quick and lazy pun from like May being handed a P45) - the subtleties of motion 13 v motion 14 are not going to feature in the Sun or the Mirror in a million years

every conference there's always a video of someone going out and asking people what's happening and the vast majority of them have no idea (despite them usually being asked while right in front of a massive sign)

pretend I posted the one from the LD conference (you'll have to pretend because I'm lazy and also it's my bedtime (therapist has got me on a strict sleep schedule which makes me feel exactly like a small child))

e: not trying to use "non-university educated voters" as any kind of pejorative (I might as well be one because my time at uni certainly didn't involve very much in the way of education) but the poster I was initially replying seemed to be using it as a synonym for low-information voters

Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Sep 23, 2019

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

https://twitter.com/mikegapes/status/1176227590467727360?s=21

It is leader

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Gone already, what was it?

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

sebzilla posted:

Gone already, what was it?

Mike Gapes "correcting" Diane Abbott (but getting it wrong, she had it right).

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Right out of Putin's playbook.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Julio Cruz posted:

I mean political awareness is a lot lower in the general population than ITT, and lower still in the less educated/poor

and it's not like party conferences generally make a lot of headline news in the red-tops (unless it's something they can make a quick and lazy pun from like May being handed a P45) - the subtleties of motion 13 v motion 14 are not going to feature in the Sun or the Mirror in a million years
I don’t mind admitting that I find all the conference season inside baseball incredibly dull. When I’m a few pages behind in the thread I usually skip ahead to the next juicy tweet but even those have been about some dull voting mini-scandal. Nobody is going to care about the minutiae in two days’ time; I just want to hear the policies and get back to everybody publicly making GBS threads on Boris Johnson.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

TACD posted:

get back to everybody publicly making GBS threads on Boris Johnson.

No-one's going to get back to publicly making GBS threads on Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson while there's still a chance to poo poo on Jeremy Corbyn.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/paulwaugh/status/1176160195539591169
loving lol I hope everybody walks out of Watson's speech, I don't give a poo poo how bad it looks on TV. Prick needs to learn you can't spend years undermining the party then start crying for unity when you get yours.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Imagine being so unpopular people will hire an orchestra to play music whilst they walk out on you

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I do wonder what the hell he'll even say, surely he's gonna get booed to hell and back when he gets up there.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Ratjaculation posted:

Imagine being so unpopular people will hire an orchestra to play music whilst they walk out on you

Do you think it'll be yakety sax or like a slow mournful thing?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I do wonder what the hell he'll even say, surely he's gonna get booed to hell and back when he gets up there.

Sky has the trails for his speech. Basically just everybody needs to stop being mean to him, what did he do to deserve it, and something half-decent about windfarms.

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1176251636781637633

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Julio Cruz posted:

I mean political awareness is a lot lower in the general population than ITT, and lower still in the less educated/poor

and it's not like party conferences generally make a lot of headline news in the red-tops (unless it's something they can make a quick and lazy pun from like May being handed a P45) - the subtleties of motion 13 v motion 14 are not going to feature in the Sun or the Mirror in a million years

every conference there's always a video of someone going out and asking people what's happening and the vast majority of them have no idea (despite them usually being asked while right in front of a massive sign)

pretend I posted the one from the LD conference (you'll have to pretend because I'm lazy and also it's my bedtime (therapist has got me on a strict sleep schedule which makes me feel exactly like a small child))

e: not trying to use "non-university educated voters" as any kind of pejorative (I might as well be one because my time at uni certainly didn't involve very much in the way of education) but the poster I was initially replying seemed to be using it as a synonym for low-information voters

low-information voters is less letters than non-university-educated voters you colossal loving prick.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

jabby posted:

Peston's entire 'stitch-up' argument is apparently based on a shadow cabinet member telling him that delegate selection was 'organised' to favour Corbyn.

https://twitter.com/JustMeBeingMe4/status/1176196904633417728

Ratjaculation posted:

Can you update the copyright at the bottom from 2 years ago - it bugs me and i fear anyone can just steal my political quips

I think someone tried this once and it actually broke the forums

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006



Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

jabby posted:

Peston's entire 'stitch-up' argument is apparently based on a shadow cabinet member telling him that delegate selection was 'organised' to favour Corbyn.

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1176210253207220227
It's entirely bullshit because CLPs pick their own delegates, but what the gently caress right? Not like he's wildly pushing a baseless conspiracy theory about the official opposition on a national news platform.

Also:

https://twitter.com/iainjwatson/status/1176246581764534272
God will they just gently caress off? Can't they see that the constant demand their voices be heard followed by immediate dismissal of democratic votes when they go the wrong way makes the entire remain camp look terrible?

Having said that, why didn't they just have a card vote? Seriously, don't give the fuckers an inch.

It wasn't close enough (seriously, there was a cheer throughout the hall as the Nos raised their hands - people knew they'd won, and the chair was just at the wrong angle to see it right), and card votes of that many delegates take ages to count.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its honestly incredible that our current PM won't give a straight answer when asked how many kids he has

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
This is :perfect:

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Won't more like can't - in all fairness it's not like even he knows himself how many he's got...

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh my god I didn't realise it was the same person who wrote that hilarious sequence of articles in the guardian.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Holy poo poo that's perfect

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

WhatEvil posted:

SomethingAwful has XKeyScore triggers I believe. There was a big list published ages ago.
Menwith Hill liberty counter action backpack scenario maximum disruption Hey there GCHQ!


Failed Imagineer posted:

feel like you're overlooking a pretty obvious recent socialist song choice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE
Not going to like that is an absolute loving banger, and if you've never played Warframe, Vox Solaris are definitely comrades, especially Ticker (you can buy off other people's debt with the mountains of spare currency you have kicking about).

Zuud is easily one of the most messed up video game backstories I have ever read.


jabby posted:

Peston's entire 'stitch-up' argument is apparently based on a shadow cabinet member telling him that delegate selection was 'organised' to favour Corbyn.

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1176210253207220227
I mean yeah that's pretty senior.

What a loving toad.

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Beefeater1980 posted:

Bella Ciao is legit amazing, and No Pasarán is p good as well.

I had no idea Bella Ciao had all these international versions, pretty cool discovery! The original one's lyrics are centered around self sacrifice - as traditional with most Italian patriotic stuff, including the national anthem.

"Bella Ciao" - the partisan's salute to his beloved before leaving to fight - is of course repeated multiple times, intertwined with the main lyrics, that are:

quote:

One morning I woke up
and I found the invader.

Oh partisan, take me away
cause I feel like I'm about to die.

And if I die as a partisan
you must bury me.

You shall bury me on the mountain
under the shade of a beautiful flower.

And all the people passing by
will say "what a beautiful flower!"

And this is the flower of the partisan
dead for our freedom
and this is the flower of the partisan
dead for our freedom.

EDIT vvvvvvv: nice!

That Italian Guy fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Sep 24, 2019

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50GvkAO0OIg

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1176253558775320582

Fairly sure he's the first of the Continuity CUKTIG to declare they'll be standing as an independent in their old constituency. This might be an interesting benchmark for their level of basic self-awareness - Chuka etc quickly realised they had absolutely no personal power base or even name recognition in their own constituency, and no means to raise sufficient funds to change that, so they had to get with the only party left that would take them.

Gapesy though - possibly through the actions of the RP crew coming up to him in a succession of false noses and moustaches to tell them how much they love him - genuinely believes he's popular enough to regain a seat that went 75% Labour at the last election. That's some primo loving delusion right there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Perhaps mike gapes is actually miggledy higgens in a prosthesis, playing a big practical joke on the english.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Perhaps mike gapes is actually miggledy higgens in a prosthesis, playing a big practical joke on the english.

He's two cows in a suit. See if you can guess where they're from!

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Huh, according to that facebook memories thing, Corbyn was elected leader three years ago today. Feels more like it was more like about a thousand years ago.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

That Italian Guy posted:

I had no idea Bella Ciao had all these international versions, pretty cool discovery! The original one's lyrics are centered around self sacrifice - as traditional with most Italian patriotic stuff, including the national anthem.

"Bella Ciao" - the partisan's salute to his beloved before leaving to fight - is of course repeated multiple times, intertwined with the main lyrics, that are:

Actually it's even better, Bella Ciao is a sort of adaptation of a popular folk song that rice farmers sang for a very long time in various forms but generally it was about how back-breaking and exploitative the work is, but it holds hope for some kind of revolution in the future.

Also, a quick note - "bella ciao" doesn't mean "goodbye beautiful" in all contexts, it can also mean "hello dear", very much how the mondines would have greeted each other in the morning and such

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CW6l-A1rnk

(one version)

quote:

In the morning I got up
oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao (Goodbye beautiful)
In the morning I got up
To the paddy rice fields, I have to go.

And between insects and mosquitoes
oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
and between insects and mosquitoes
a hard work I have to work.

The boss is standing with his cane
oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
the boss is standing with his cane
and we work with our backs curved.

Oh my god, what a torment
oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
oh my god, what a torment
as I call you every morning.

And every hour that we pass here
oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
and every hour that we pass here
we lose our youth.

But the day will come when us all
oh bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao
but the day will come when us all
will work in freedom.

So Bella Ciao is Correct as gently caress. I personally prefer the mondine version

Pochoclo fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Sep 24, 2019

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Long article from Jewdas website on Labour and anti-semitism smears:

https://www.jewdas.org/antisemitismsmears/

quote:

Smears, evidence and free speech: Breaking the vicious cycle of Labour’s antisemitism rows
Mendi Medem Mendi Medem23/09/2019

The following piece was contributed by Matthew Aaron Richmond @mattyrichy. This is a serious piece of journalistic analysis so, if you came here to laugh and were disappointed, all we have to say is that this is our website and if you don’t like it you can get out.

For over three years now, Britain’s Labour Party has been engulfed by bitter rows about antisemitism. Previously a marginal issue of interest to a only small section of the party membership and a handful of higher-profile figures, it has become one of the main challenges facing the Party leadership and its supporters as they seek to chart a path towards government. The issue of antisemitism has taken on such significance in large part because it has become the theatre in which diverse other struggles are played out – between different factions within the Party; between dominant media and the Labour left; between groups with opposing and deeply held views on Israel-Palestine. For those who have dug in on either side of the argument, these different issues have come to be seen as inseparable: whether or not one gives credence to claims of antisemitism in the Labour Party is seen as being indicative of broader political values and allegiances. However, while such polarisation may be useful for some, it can only do damage to the Labour Party, to British Jews and, for that matter, to the Palestinian cause. It must be resisted.

As I shall argue, the underlying problem driving the polarisation is that antisemitism is often more subtle and open to interpretation than the loudest voices on both sides would have us believe. Whether or not one interprets particular statements as being antisemitic depends on personal experience and political views, but also, to a significant degree, on whether one trusts the intentions of the speaker. As trust has collapsed between the Labour left and a majority of British Jews, legitimate and sincerely held views on each side have been viewed with increasing cynicism by the other. Among a small but noisy minority of Labour supporters, this has translated into a belief that merely acknowledging the existence of antisemitism in the Party amounts to ceding ground, or even colluding with, a highly orchestrated Zionist smear campaign designed to wreck the left. In other words, the conflict has reconstituted itself along battle lines that seem tailor-made for proving that the original, exaggerated allegations of antisemitism were correct. It is an open wound that will continue to fester.

In what follows, I trace the evolution of the conflict and its current contours. I will propose that while the Labour leadership and broader left cannot stop their opponents from continuing to make spurious accusations, they can challenge the toxic way some supporters are responding to these and seek to rebuild the trust of British Jews and the wider public on this issue.

etc

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


goddamnedtwisto posted:

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1176253558775320582

Fairly sure he's the first of the Continuity CUKTIG to declare they'll be standing as an independent in their old constituency. This might be an interesting benchmark for their level of basic self-awareness - Chuka etc quickly realised they had absolutely no personal power base or even name recognition in their own constituency, and no means to raise sufficient funds to change that, so they had to get with the only party left that would take them.

Gapesy though - possibly through the actions of the RP crew coming up to him in a succession of false noses and moustaches to tell them how much they love him - genuinely believes he's popular enough to regain a seat that went 75% Labour at the last election. That's some primo loving delusion right there.

Thank you gapesy for a guarantee of at least one golden nugget on election night :swoon:

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

As a Canadian who's just here to watch Brexit drama, what's the basis of this whole 'Cobyn is antisemetic' meme anyway? Is it purely that he's pro-Palestinian?

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Thank you gapesy for a guarantee of at least one golden nugget on election night :swoon:

Humiwkiation for loser Gapes

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PittTheElder posted:

As a Canadian who's just here to watch Brexit drama, what's the basis of this whole 'Cobyn is antisemetic' meme anyway? Is it purely that he's pro-Palestinian?

The article Jaeluni posted seems quite comprehensive.

Broadly, antisemitism is a problem for the left because it's kind of like the moron's version of anticapitalism, not helped by the fact that the nazis, historic and present, spent a huge amount of effort to conflate the two as a recruiting tactic, so you have to watch out for stealth antisemites. Despite the fact that the left is generally less antisemitic than the general public, there's a specific brand of it that we have to be vigilant for.

The press jumped on it because they hate left wing politics and want to manufacture trouble.

The worst problem is that it makes it really hard to actually deal with real antisemitism in the labour party when people are just using it as a political football. The labour party doesn't have an institutional problem with it but that's all the more reason to make sure we stay that way. Plus when the entire media is using Judaism as a method to bash the labour party, it kind of breeds antisemitism.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Sep 24, 2019

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

For anyone sick of the 'stitch up' narrative the media are now pushing, here's a link to the recorded live stream of the vote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfyGRZi4wL4&t=1283s

They only show the wide shot of the 'For' vote very briefly, but if you pause on that it's clearly considerably less hands than the 'Against' a moment later. Hence the cheer that goes up straight away, it was an obvious result for anyone in the room.

Considering this footage, it's incredibly annoying that journalists keep posting bullshit like this. WATCH THE VIDEO.

https://twitter.com/krishgm/status/1176282833532440579

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

PittTheElder posted:

As a Canadian who's just here to watch Brexit drama, what's the basis of this whole 'Cobyn is antisemetic' meme anyway? Is it purely that he's pro-Palestinian?
Some members (not ministers) in certain leftist forums have been antisemitic in the past.

One or two ministers have said stupid poo poo in the past.

Corbyn has publicly stayed a position opposed to illegal expansion by the current Israeli government. Because of how volatile the existence of Israel is, it's very easy to twist a position of 'Israel should fall back to it's internationally agreed borders' into 'Israel should not exist at all'* to muddy the debate.

This position has been deliberately and maliciously combined with the previous two points by a hostile press to create the illusion of a problem with antisemitism in the party.

The reason it's so insidious is because if Corbyn acts on it, he's admitting it exists and is a problem. If he doesn't, he's refusing to acknowledge it which is even more antisemitic.

Unfortunately the chuckleheads in charge have overplayed their hand, and now most people don't believe it, the racists don't care and Jewish organisations (that aren't fronted by non-jewish wreckers) are starting to come out and say the whole thing is daft.

* If you say 'Israel should get off Palestinian land' for example, trolls will assume you mean Israelia civilians should get off the former palestinian land entirely, which is an entirely different argument.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Some screenshots of the vote. Took five minutes and disproves the main story on the front page of a national newspaper no less.

Hands for:
https://imgur.com/a/APaKgvN

Hands against:
https://imgur.com/a/8wC2hhh

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Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Sixteen Tons is another good tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpTJg2EBpw

Bobstar posted:

I know you're making the point about specifying exactly what happens in either case, but I've seen the argument made that especially the Irish equal marriage vote (and I guess the abortion one too) should never have been referenda at all, because they concern matters of right and wrong, which shouldn't be decided by public whim. Like, if the marriage one had gone against, what then? Just accept the result?

"It's a matter of Right and Wrong which should never have been put to a vote. And by God we took one more step toward Sodom and Gomorrah that day."

Munin fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Sep 24, 2019

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