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Pie Colony
Dec 8, 2006
I AM SUCH A FUCKUP THAT I CAN'T EVEN POST IN AN E/N THREAD I STARTED

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

That weird turn to "it's racist against whites," is suspect.

It turns out this is just what white people think racism is.

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

LadyPictureShow posted:

My wife (28F) has a gluttonous sweet tooth. How do I (29M) explain the social embarrassment?
sweettoothwife

What goon is this?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

This guy probably watched Do The Right Thing and thought they were upset about the food.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Barudak posted:

If you can be racist against bland food then consider me very excited for a remake of Do The Right Thing

*throws brick through the window of a Hardees*

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I see validity in the “it’s none of your business” camp, but if my mom agrees to an intervention I will take that as a plea for help.

It will absolutely be her business when her homeless dad has to move in with her.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I feel like any kind of thread canon would be relatively simple:

Pete
Eagle BF
Australian Cousin Wears Dog
Timothy the rat
Angry masturbation GF
Tummys were unhappy
Fightman

anything else people reference a lot?

(while throwing my voice(

whompstever keeps bring ing up illegal party toilet. . . is a hero. we should rememberoriolize that.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

It is pretty sad and demented that almost every relationship we see is one person who has been conditioned to be a nurturing person, and one person who is emotionally four years old

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Sad for most, yet for some us, our only hope.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Pick posted:

one person who is emotionally four years old

Don't sign you're posts

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for exposing 2 office affairs a little?

I work in a fairly casual office, but I mostly keep to myself. When I started, a bunch of guys at the office were rude to me, there's mostly guys in the industry and I am not. but 3 women at the office were really kind to me. Two of them were Jen, in sales, and Anna, in PR. They don't really know each other.

Over time, I heard the rumors Jen was sleeping with Matt, one of the top managers there. Then that was confirmed because I was hanging out with Jen and drinking after work and she told me.

Then, I was hanging out with Anna one time and she said she thought Matt was hot, and I was like 'girl, I wouldn't" and she laughed and said "I might of already"

Anyway, it didn't seem like either of them knew he was sleeping around, which was kind of gross.. i prefer honesty. I also got the impression both of them had a crush and wanted more.

So I told Jen, I knew Matt was sleeping with someone else at the company, and if she was cool with it, all good. But I wanted to tell her just in case she wasn't. And oh boy she wasn't. She said he told her he hadn't been with anyone else in a long time, was a lonely soul, wanted to build towards something more (but keep it quiet because of work). I didn't tell her who, because I wanted to respect Anna's privacy as much as I could while still being honest with Jen.

Soon after, I told Anna something similar. I told her, it's all cool if you're cool with it, but you should know Matt is sleeping with someone else at the company. And she wasn't as upset as Jen, but she felt grossed out. She wanted to know who, and I told her "Just like you probably don't want it getting out, I think he or she feels the same way. So I'd rather not say" and she respected that.

But the fact that I said "he or she" made Anna suspect it's a man, and she's been spreading gossip that Matt's gay, which is awkward. I know she's hurt but I'm kind of embarrassed on her behalf.

Matt has been seeming really antsy and stressed recently, and I suspect it's related. It sucks because he's taking his stress out on everyone.

AITA for poking my nose where it maybe didn't belong, or did I do the right thing? I usually keep to myself way more, so this is weird for me

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

The only place it is okay to take your own hot sauce to is Cuba because the food is nearly universally bland and flavourless or inedible.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Smirking_Serpent posted:

It honestly feels like she thinks white people can't cook, and I don't know if I can deal with that level of racism.

Yeah, that'll teach me to post without reading it all the way to the end. She needs to put some hot sauce in his urethra, preferably with the bottle

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Why is Cuban food in America so good, then? Did the communist revolution exile all of the good cooks?

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

QuarkJets posted:

Why is Cuban food in America so good, then? Did the communist revolution exile all of the good cooks?

it's difficult to import parts for foreign sandwiches so the only food they have on the island happened before the embargoes hit, they just keep replacing the insides with stuff fabricated on hand.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

QuarkJets posted:

Why is Cuban food in America so good, then? Did the communist revolution exile all of the good cooks?

We've been working on starving Cuba, including pressuring other countries to so the same, for over 60 years now.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

1redflag posted:

I mean, let her spice up her food however she wants, but I do also think it’s kind of self defeating when people put hot sauce on every meal they eat because then they are pretty much just tasting the hot sauce and not the food they put it on.

Hot sauce literally tastes better than most foods, so it's not actually a problem.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Khanstant posted:

Hot sauce literally tastes better than most foods, so it's not actually a problem.

Found the lovely cook.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

DandyLion posted:

Ok fine are we all really going to just gloss over Donald's ghost penis?

He was literally in a movie called "Ghosts Can't Do It." It's kinda appropriate!

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Me [26/M] with girlfriend of 4 months [27/F]. Our friends are warning me about her “odd behaviors”. Am I blind/ignoring warning signs? Red Flags? Starting to doubt myself.

I’ve known my current GF for about a year. We met through friends and were casual acquaintances. She was dating someone sort of on/off and he put an end to it just before Christmas of last year. We stayed casual acquaintances until this summer and then began seeing each other. Official for four months.

Friends have commented on her “odd habits” that have ruined relationships in the past. At drinks, a few of my friends warned me. That was followed-up by one of girlfriends asking me to give her an honest chance.

From the outside, she looks completely, totally, normal. She’s amazing looking, well poised and just a really great sociable person. When we’re alone, she’s a lot more confessional about her social anxiety, esp. worried about hurting people’s feelings and worried she’s committed some transgressions. All things I’ve dealt with in a relationship before. She has mild/moderate OCD which she gets therapy for.

I guess her odd behavior or habit is that she has this thing where she likes to play with my hair, for hours on end. We can watch a movie with her playing with my hair. She keeps asking if it bothers me or if I am annoyed. It neither bothers nor annoys me.

I finally asked my friends to clarify and they went through a litany of “weird” things. She does every single one of them.

She does talk to her cats;

She is fastidious with folding clothes (it’s impressive to watch);

She gets flustered easily in social situations and begins to profusely sweat;

She has an odd habit of sleeping with her arm under her SO/ my clothes;

She gets very “comfortable” around her SOs pretty quickly;

She’s very direct about how she envisions her future;

She has a bit of a “wild” past;

She talks to herself (she’ll do it when she doesn’t think anyone is around/notices);

She orders/alphabetizes everything and will fix it if it gets out of order;

Her fridge is all put into special containers and ordered by categories (sauces in sauce section, meats in meats, leftovers with leftovers);

She brushes her teeth ~3 or 4 times a day;

She can be very forthright: she’ll ask (rhetorically) if she has bad BO then smell her pits, can’t decide and then ask me.

None of this strikes me as critically odd/Red Flag, but everyone seems to think I'm blind to it..... Am I? Am I missing flags here?

I met her parents and they’re lovely people who seemed a bit… like maybe I was going to dump her, too. They were very lovely but guarded, made sure I knew she was a really great girl, etc.

Am I totally off the wall or are my/her friends just conjuring crap in their minds?

tl;dr: Girlfriend of 4 months is supposedly waving red flags all over the place (list above) but I'm either missing them or they aren't red flags at all and her friends/my friends are being super weird/judgemental. Now I'm doubting myself.

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

The only time she hasn't done it is at my Mexican coworker's house when they invited us for dinner. She raved over how flavorful everything was and how she misses "real" food. Not to them but to be afterwards.

It honestly feels like she thinks white people can't cook, and I don't know if I can deal with that level of racism. She has straight up claimed the food of my people, Polish people, is bland and flavorless. I have told her that I find it insulting that she adds hot sauce to the food I make, and she has stopped doing that but it always comes across like she's making some huge sacrifice for me.

I don't know what to do. How do you get someone to stop doing this kind of poo poo?

You can get her to stop by not making such lovely loving food. :shrug:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Me [26/M] with girlfriend of 4 months [27/F]. Our friends are warning me about her “odd behaviors”. Am I blind/ignoring warning signs? Red Flags? Starting to doubt myself.


I’m worried what the responses will be because I feel like I also have a lot of those same behaviors

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
if her fridge is that organized she's functional enough to marry. you're not going to find anyone less weird, just less tidy.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

1redflag posted:

I’m worried what the responses will be because I feel like I also have a lot of those same behaviors

Its not a big deal. Well just change the number in your username.

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003
Do people not organize their fridges? Like it's just some lawless wasteland in there, you have to hunt for poo poo? That's barbaric. FIFO and food safety guides exist!

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

uuuugh i'm trying to break up with my perfect GF but she's dummy organized and the clap of her meticulously catalogued and alphabetized buttcheeks make it impossible to listen to my stupid friends ffff

Smirking_Serpent fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Oct 5, 2019

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
What kinda sicko doesn't talk to their pets?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

my first thought was Andy Bernard



I was thinking "energy vampire", myself.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Chairman Mao posted:

You can get her to stop by not making such lovely loving food. :shrug:

Thats the best part. She clearly likes well made seasoned food and this guy is making polish food(generally bland) and taking her to Italian restaurants(also notoriously bland Americanized food) and throwing a tantrum when she adds liquid pepper.

I don't add hot sauce but its rare in a chain restaurant for me to not add a good amount of black pepper to almost everything.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Our dad [60s M] is quitting his job in order to take half of his 401k and day-trade with it. How can we convince him this is a terrible idea?

TL;DR My mom may need help reining in my risk-taking Dad. He’s quitting his job in order to day-trade half his 401k. We want to sway him from this and convince him to ultimately stay in the workforce a few more years if his barbecue side business isn’t the money-maker he wants it to be.

So, the picture I’m starting to get is that my dad was a financial planner at some point decades past for a year or two, and now thinks he can make tens of thousands of dollars a year by day trading, essentially replacing his income (65-75k). Where is he getting the money to day trade? His 401k. He is past 60 so he can withdraw without penalties, so he’s taken half of it out in order to day trade. This is insane. My brother in law day trades a little and knows the returns my dad’s expecting can’t be realistic, although I don’t know how much was in my dad’s 401k. He wants to day trade and get his barbecue sauce business off the ground and into grocery stores (so far he has the recipe, a logo, and has sold only to acquaintances because he’s using his kitchen and not a commissary). He thinks he’s un-hirable now that he’s in his early 60s. So his plan is to gamble half his retirement on day trades.

My sister and I want to have an intervention with him, of sorts. She dug up the fact that her bank allows family members to make use of financial planners for low fees, so she will bring that to the table. Someone from r/personalfinance mentioned a business mentorship program called SCORE which might hook my dad up with someone to help him with his barbecue sauce. That’s what I’ll bring to the table.

I got a better picture tonight after calling my sister that my dad has always been attracted to risky propositions. He’s gone bankrupt once, for example, when we were kids which was a bombshell to me.

How would you handle it if you had the opportunity to talk to my father about changing his course? I see validity in the “it’s none of your business” camp, but if my mom agrees to an intervention I will take that as a plea for help. My father has always gone his own way and even hidden things from my mom before. He didn’t even tell her he was quitting his job until a little before he told us. If he loses half his retirement I will always feel guilty if I said nothing.



can cumshitter or someone else explain how dumb this is to me tia

It's dumb because day trading is dumb. In order to get price movement on stocks large enough to make that kind of money he's either got to have a huge sum of money or invest in more volatile stocks. Think a stock like Tesla.

Given you can make roughly $60k a year if you have a couple million invested in income focused securities like dividend paying stocks and bonds we can assume he has less than that. He just wants to replace his income. He's essentially gambling his retirement fund, something really, really difficult to replace at his age. And this guy seems erratic. The stock market is fairly efficient at pricing in new information so I doubt he has access to the tools necessary to beat it, especially since he will be focusing on more volatile, and thus more thinly traded, stocks.

That's all assuming he has the discipline to weather price fluctuations given the extreme emotional investment of seeing half his nest egg losing significant value over the course of a day or week. He might panic sell and then double down, like a bad gambler.

There's a potential second layer of dumb depending on how he withdrew from his 401k. At his age he can withdraw penalty free but it's treated like employment income, and is subject to capital gains if he pulled the funds to a taxable account. If he rolled it over into an IRA only the withdrawals are taxed so that's less stupid.

But this is insanely risky. At his age he should be moving to fixed income securities, planning out how his remaining money will last through retirement, and determining how he has to adjust his lifestyle to accommodate that plan.

cumshitter fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Oct 5, 2019

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I mean, maybe the organization and talking to herself could be red flags, if it's to a compulsive degree, but everything else on there ranges from neutral to healthy.

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

dudeness posted:

What kinda sicko doesn't talk to their pets?

Haha, like 90% of the comments in the Reddit thread brought that up, saying his friends are crazy

Luckily almost everyone told him his friends are just judgemental assholes, and the only thing to be potentially concerned about is the over brushing (bad for enamel/gumline)

Like, apparently OP moved stuff to the wrong place in her fridge once, and she didn't even say anything, she just happily fixed it and went on like normal

Miserable Maid fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Oct 5, 2019

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



duck trucker posted:

Haha thank you! God the image of that woman being a perfect guest and then immediately ignoring everyone and shoving as much sugar as she can into her face during a party stuck with me.

:tipshat:. It stuck with me too, because when I saw the latest story from OP I was like 'Holy poo poo! Baby Shower Dessert Destroyer!'

Part two of the saga:

Me (30M) with my wife (30F) of two years, wife had a public freakout on a crowded train

quote:

So.... for the past couple years, I've felt like my wife has two sides to her...
There's a joyful, confident, upbeat person.
Then there's an angry and hostile person.
The "first her" is of course when we get along best. Even then, lately sometimes her happiness seems a little too forceful? Like she is trying to prove something. I don't know.

I suspect she may be depressed. I'm writing this for advice on how to suggest this to her so she can feel better. What I'm about to write is going to make her look really bad but it's gotten clear to me most people don't act like this. Something's going on.
What happened was, last night on the metro, we were sitting but my wife doesn't quite fit in one seat on a train, she takes more like a seat and a half. The train was jampacked at this time with lots of people standing. There were some people in front of us holding on to the bar above us. One of them said annoyed to another, "jesus, that woman is taking up two seats."

My wife overheard this. She flew into a complete rage. I'm not talking something like just telling them off for being rude.

She started screaming at them and cursing. She kicked the legs of the guy who made the comment. She was yelling that they were disgusting, entitled, and hateful. She got so worked up her face was red and she was sweating.

Luckily those people got off at the next stop (probably to get away from her.) She stopped yelling then but still kept ranting to me about it all the way home.

All this got stares from everyone around us. Extremely embarrassing.
The problem is this is not very uncommon for her... there's been multiple instances like this. A lot of times, they're over things people do that objectively aren't even offensive.

She gets snappy at restaurant workers and people in customer service positions. She rolls her eyes, sighs a lot, tells them they're doing a poor job, and makes demands they're unable to meet. She physically pushes her way past people sometimes. She sits on people's belongings on the train. She complains about people as though they're not there to hear her.
I'm forced to face the dismay that my wife has become one of those people who acts embarrassing in public and is totally oblivious to it. The ones you see on youtube in "public freakout" videos. No awareness of herself or others, oversensitive and overreacting.

I have desperately reached deep within my soul trying to summon the spark I once felt towards her, but I simply cannot muster an ounce of attraction to this.

I also have reason to believe she's even worse when I'm not with her, judging by some smug stories she's told on social media. Everything mentioned above are the things I've seen for myself.

She will make posts sometimes along a theme of how someone did something in public that annoyed her, and she did something back to put them in their place. She's very condescending in these stories, sometimes arguments she gets into show up on my feed and I'll see her telling internet strangers "deal with it, sweety" or "die mad about it" if someone criticizes her. She looks very childish in these conversations.

A recent example was apparently she thought a stranger was judging her for eating fast food, so she confronted the woman saying something like "Maybe if you ate more you wouldn't be a skeleton upset by the sight of someone enjoying a meal." She gave no explanation of how she knew this person was judging her. But the post got a dozen comments from online friends of hers all praising her.
Sorry this is getting so long, this ties into the other side of her now.

In these posts and other times around me and people we know, she also has the positive confident personality I mentioned. She's incredibly sure of herself, thinks she can accomplish anything, and honestly sometimes borders on arrogance.
She's accused people of being jealous of her. She talks about being comfortable with her body enough to wear what she wants, but puts down other women for their own bodies and clothing. Her self-described 'anthem' is a song whose lyrics are how she loves herself and other people must want to be her.

Whenever I try to talk to her about where the angry moments come from, she denies anything is wrong. She says her life is great and she's happy with where she is so why would she be upset.
She says she doesn't let other people bring her down. Isn't it possible to do that without lashing out at them for no reason?

I'm finding it increasingly hard to understand her. Not to mention, the rudeness in public puts me in a very awkward position. These people just going about their day don't deserve it. Her aggression shows a side of her I find very unkind.
How do I handle these mood swings, especially around others? What are some ways to delicately bring this up so she doesn't go on defense immediately but will open up to me about whatever's causing it?

And answering likely questions: together for 6 years and married 2, no kids, and no she hasn't always been like this.
TL;DR: I don't know how to deal with my wife's poor treatment of strangers. She insists she's fine and nothing is wrong.

Since its kinda long, stay tuned for part three!

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
Like why not just hit the casinos? Slower income drain depending on your stakes / addiction level and you still get that gamblers endorphin rush

Edit: for day trader grandpa

sephiRoth IRA fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Oct 5, 2019

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Antioch posted:

Do people not organize their fridges? Like it's just some lawless wasteland in there, you have to hunt for poo poo? That's barbaric. FIFO and food safety guides exist!

People who make a lot of money, like 60k plussers seem to just never actually eat all of their food before they go grocery shopping. I dunno if like they run out of one thing and just buy a whole mess of groceries or if they just go shopping automatically no matter what they still have left, but their fridges and pantries are insane. Like packed to the brim with food, like they're playing tetris the the lines won't clear so they just keep stuffing. I helped some friends move and they fuckin ended up just like dumping most of their fridge and freezer, it was like easily a month or more of frozen meats and stuff that was still perfectly good but they wanted to "start over" or some poo poo.

Then again I also know other people with tons of money and their fridges have less food in them than a freshman's dorm mini fridge. Just booze and some random bullshit cause I guess they just eat out forever or something.

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Oct 5, 2019

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I feel like any kind of thread canon would be relatively simple:

Pete
Eagle BF
Australian Cousin Wears Dog
Timothy the rat
Angry masturbation GF
Tummys were unhappy
Fightman

anything else people reference a lot?

The guy who wanted his wife to get an abortion after the doctor told them it was twins because of the "simple math" of twins meaning she'd be pregnant for 18 months and he didn't want her to not work that long.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

I mean, maybe the organization and talking to herself could be red flags, if it's to a compulsive degree, but everything else on there ranges from neutral to healthy.

Agreed, she's probably got some OCD and some weird habits but none of that is anywhere near the usual RUN BITCH territory we see itt

get new friends

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
Just liking order and symmetry isn’t OC D.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

cumshitter posted:

It's dumb because day trading is dumb.

gotcha, thanks!

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

AITA for not hiding my nipple piercings from my young cousin.

Hear me out because I think the title sounds startling, but I have no other way to word it.

Today I took my five year old cousin to go swimming at the pool at a community center. Afterwards, we went to the changing room to get out of our wet clothes and since she needed help and I was responsible for her, we used the same stall. I got her into her dry clothes and she hung out while I changed. When I took off my top she noticed my nipple jewelry and asked me about it. I ELI5 that it's kind of like how people wear earrings, but grownups can wear them other places too and compared it to my navel piercing too. She said "oh" and went back to talking about princess mermaids.

We go back to my aunt's house and my cousin tells my aunt I have earrings in my "booboos". My aunt flips poo poo, telling me if I knew there was a chance she could see it then I should've taken them out, or not have changed in front of her at all. She claims that it was inappropriate because nipple piercings are inherently sexual and now she's worried my cousin is going to 1.) ask for the same thing 2.) tell everyone at her school about her big cousin's boob earrings.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

Is ELI5 a trigger word for a manchurian candidate or something? Is a foreign power using e/relationships as a modern numbers station?

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