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The Bloop posted:Thicc Witch Elf is p great lmao I'm crying here
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 08:34 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I thought it was the tits at first glance.
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 10:55 |
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Who among us hasn’t worn a dickskirt? Cast the first [kidney] stone, coward.
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 11:29 |
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28196 satan indeed
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 11:42 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Who among us hasn’t worn a dickskirt? Cast the first [kidney] stone, coward. Skirt made from 28196 dead dicks of her enemies
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 13:22 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Way to go, FA, you've started the stupidest internet thing since Tide Pods! Need to convince people that elemental lead is safe like mercury, so they can stick their arm into a liquid vat of it.
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 13:29 |
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These mini prices aren't much better than some of the lower end options from places with reasonable shipping times, but Ali has them beat in severed dicks.
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 13:57 |
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mobby_6kl posted:28196 dead dicks
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 14:04 |
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32875351787.html Oh no, now I've ruined my recommendations! Wait, they were hosed anyway, never mind! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000010510604.html I don't really have words for this, apart from of course on both. Like, that second one, I just.. I looked at it for a while and then just shook my head and closed it again.
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 14:51 |
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super sweet best pal posted:These mini prices aren't much better than some of the lower end options from places with reasonable shipping times, but Ali has them beat in severed dicks. You've heard of Reaper Bones now get ready for Alibaba Boners
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 15:35 |
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Humphreys posted:I thought it was the tits at first glance. Oh. Oh.... ... oh my.
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 17:57 |
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I don't know where these have been all my life https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33039403374.html
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# ? Oct 12, 2019 18:01 |
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drat, I really like this weird oversize hoodie (I think its a knockoff of some brand or other) but I don't know whether to get the XL or the XXL; I currently have a 117cm chest and while it looks like it should be worn baggy I don't want to be drowned. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000056755460.html but in black of course.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 02:08 |
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get the XXXL
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 04:52 |
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It doesn't look like the antifa face mask is included.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 06:50 |
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Limited Company Tajima Transportation 創立1977年 Like, whyyyyy.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 07:04 |
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Douglas Dinsdale posted:Limited Company World is a gently caress.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 09:38 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:drat, I really like this weird oversize hoodie (I think its a knockoff of some brand or other) but I don't know whether to get the XL or the XXL; I currently have a 117cm chest and while it looks like it should be worn baggy I don't want to be drowned. Buy both sizes. If that feels too expensive, you shouldn't be buying it from Aliexpress anyway.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 10:12 |
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The inch measurements on their sizing chart are pretty great. The XL size is all over the place.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 11:38 |
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Douglas Dinsdale posted:Limited Company lol yeah I got that using google translate with the photo recognition app, I was planning on patching over it to make it less 'huh' and more unique
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 12:47 |
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Latest AE oddity: a seller just sent me a Whatsapp message asking about my size. Like, I know my phone number is on file for delivery purposes but this is becoming a bit creepy.
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 09:40 |
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Stolen from another thread:CIGNX posted:An amateur racer decided to use a counterfeit seat belt from Aliexpress for a race Shut up Meg fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Oct 14, 2019 |
# ? Oct 14, 2019 09:46 |
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Imagine a race where everything is counterfeit, from the cars to the drivers. Cars disintegrating, counterfeit Nikes flying through the air, Kimi Raikkonen gets airlifted to the hospital but is actually someone else.
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 09:58 |
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when you get to the hospital it's just a cardboard cutout
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 10:05 |
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Shut up Meg posted:Stolen from another thread: [/quote] You get what you pay for
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 10:19 |
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mike12345 posted:Imagine a race where everything is counterfeit, from the cars to the drivers. Cars disintegrating, counterfeit Nikes flying through the air, Kimi Raikkonen gets airlifted to the hospital but is actually someone else. The commentary is actually of a 1997 Dodgers game.
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# ? Oct 14, 2019 23:42 |
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Shut up Meg posted:Stolen from another thread: [/quote] Maybe we should update the mantra Nothing that goes inside you, into a wall socket or there to save your life.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 00:21 |
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I think the toilet brush was posted before, but I haven't seen these: And on a different subject, for some reason I've been getting a ton of pet recommendations even though I only have fish and don't buy anything for them from ali. And I guess there's this: Didn't buy because no ring (or hand)
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 00:24 |
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loving pet recommendations. I have a fish tank and bought a couple things off Amazon for it, and they're now absolutely convinced I also need supplies for dogs and cats.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:53 |
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Both of you should buy something nice for your fish ☺️
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 05:15 |
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My fish actually died about a month ago.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 05:59 |
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Bees on Wheat posted:My fish actually died about a month ago. You can pick up some sea monkeys on AliExpress to replace them Mine never hatched
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 06:00 |
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My experimental 'lego' purchase turned up yesterday and I'm pretty pleased: I'm out of touch on 'real' Lego Technic so I'm not sure how many of the parts are unique to whoever made this set - it's not a set that was ever released by Lego themseleves as far as I can work out, but all the axles and fastners are the same as I remember. As for the model itself, it's pretty well designed, theres a proper diff, selectable transmission, which turns a crank and piston on the engine when engaged. For £8 delivered, I'm happy.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 15:01 |
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I'm the dierty computre.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 15:06 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:I'm the dierty computre. In fairness, they are probably nearly 30 years old. It's a bunch of Ataris i'm checking over before seeing if they are worth retrobrighting, or just using as is.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 16:36 |
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mobby_6kl posted:I think the toilet brush was posted before, but I haven't seen these: None of these links work! (Don't actually bother, though I am curious about the Putin boxers.)
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 17:19 |
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spiny posted:My experimental 'lego' purchase turned up yesterday and I'm pretty pleased: Link?
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 17:23 |
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Had my first dispute and super easy resolution on that wallet. Sent the seller a message & picture which they read and didn't reply to. Waited 3 days, sent a dispute in with a very simple english explanation and the picture. The fact that I'd messaged them w/ no response led to a decision in my favor & full refund within hours. The Game of Thrones wallet they sent me is currently holding the endless pile of adorable $1 earrings which keep arriving I also have kind of soured on the "fit" of the Haylous, I find they slowly fall out of my ears (they have mass, not entirely surprising) and need to be pushed back in... which activates the stupid touch control. They're still exactly what I wanted/expected for $18. I may try the larger ear tips so they get in there a bit more snugly. I also had one fall out when I was hustling to make a train, which is kind of headphones 101 but also bad?
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:00 |
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^^^ I might've posted this before, but to give people some confidence that sellers do also respond: one of the belt buckles I got had some paint chipped in one of the corners. This of course didn't impact the functionality, but it's something that's immediately obvious as it's a clear silver spot on a black buckle. They asked me if I wanted another buckle and sent it immediately. klafbang posted:None of these links work! (Don't actually bother, though I am curious about the Putin boxers.) You can generally find all of these with the most obvious search terms like cat helmet or trump boxers: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/329...rchweb201603_52
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:42 |
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mobby_6kl posted:^^^ Under related items, this mannequin’s dick is very weird: US $1.97 10% Off | Men Sexy Underwear Mesh G String Thong Underwear Transparent Mesh See Through T Back Underpants Mankini Briefs M L XL https://s.click.aliexpress.com/e/OCsOHjok because of review photos
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