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I voted Lib Dem once, and similar to the time I drank Washing Up liquid as a kid, I've learnt from my stupid mistake.
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forkboy84 posted:Because he's very smart. Which tbf they will. I live there and Lib Dems and us together wouldn't be enough votes based on 2017. Luv 2 live in rural southern England.
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Oct 31, 2019 17:52
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Comrade Fakename posted:We definitely need computer touchers! Does techy computer stuff come under the research, or support team?
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Oct 31, 2019 17:59
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Gonzo McFee posted:And every workplace should have a bar. I keep a stock of alcohol in the server room, does that count?
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Oct 31, 2019 18:01
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His Divine Shadow posted:We call thatt a "domherre", literal translation would be "judgment lord".
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tritsch posted:I keep a stock of alcohol in the server room, does that count? hopefully not beer the air-in is usually too warm
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Oct 31, 2019 18:03
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 nicking JB's image because I can't be arsed to photograph the loyalty card - I am now a fully-signed up entryist into both the social chauvanist Labour Party and Momentum's volunteer group, and looking forward to putting people off voting entirely by being awkward at them Comrade Fakename posted:We definitely need computer touchers! His Divine Shadow posted:We call thatt a "domherre", literal translation would be "judgment lord".   good name! feeling very judged right now (right hand one is Antillean bullfinch)
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Oct 31, 2019 18:07
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Ratjaculation posted:I voted Lib Dem once, and similar to the time I drank Washing Up liquid as a kid, I've learnt from my stupid mistake. I have something in common with the person who has an avatar of a fornicating rat. I am undone.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:14
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Gonzo McFee posted:Horny Grandpa and Tipsy Aunt, a tale as old as time.  
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Oct 31, 2019 18:24
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Tesseraction posted:hopefully not beer the air-in is usually too warm That's why you keep it in a cold aisle.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:25
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I just got shouted at by a customer! For the first time since I told someone the moon landing happened. I got yelled at because they thought I said "gently caress you" instead of "thank you" when they headed out. Then refused to believe that my manager was my manager.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:25
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Josef bugman posted:I just got shouted at by a customer! You should have apologised and then said "gently caress you for understanding"
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Oct 31, 2019 18:26
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I feel like if you expect to be told "gently caress you" by random service staff that says more about you tbh.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:27
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MrFlibble posted:I have something in common with the person who has an avatar of a fornicating rat. I am undone. Pop around for a cuppa drop those pants and we'll see if we're similar elsewhere
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Oct 31, 2019 18:28
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Josef bugman posted:I just got shouted at by a customer! I want to hear more about this. You got shouted at after saying the moon landing happened?
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Oct 31, 2019 18:29
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Bunged Labour £50 'cause this poo poo is worth it
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Oct 31, 2019 18:31
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We've had enough of experts.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:32
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chestnut santabag posted:Can we get the thread renamed for the last day of the month to "Lies, drat lies, polling companies and libdems"? Even though it probably went unnoticed I'm choosing to believe that I helped with the thread title  In other news today I dropped off some leaflets, stuffed some letters, mailed them off and also signed up as one of the 10 signatures required to nominate the PPC for my constituency. Its loving on we're going to loving do this!
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I want to hear more about this. You got shouted at after saying the moon landing happened? It was a quiet day at work and a small family had come in; grandad, grandma, mum and a little one of about 2/3. They were going around and the grandad asked me if I had heard of CERN and I started saying about how I thought it was cool. He then goes "Do you really think they are just doing that? I think they are trying to make a black hole." and I just sort of went "hahaha, okay". Because it was a quiet day and they were the only people in at the time I ended up having a talk and showing them various things, the kid seemed quite engaged when I showed them one of the things that make a rainbow in the area. The grandad kept being very cross though and kept asking how old I was, how I "knew" things and, finally, if I thought the moon landing was real. I said yes, and he just went "Yeaaaah, you'll learn". Then on the way out he yelled out "You are sucking the cock of the establishment". Tbh I just laughed, it was kind of hard to take all the seriously.
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Josef bugman posted:I just got shouted at by a customer! I don't envy people who do customer facing jobs. Hope your manager was cool about it, it seems obvious the gut had it in for you. The other week I had to deal with a farmer who was convinced my team was scoping his yard for things to nick overnight when he found them sat in the woods having their lunch mid-survey, when I intervened he threaten to smash our vehicle in, with us in it if he had to. So I don't envy you that much.
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Josef bugman posted:I said yes, and he just went "Yeaaaah, you'll learn". Then on the way out he yelled out "You are sucking the cock of the establishment". Tbh I just laughed, it was kind of hard to take all the seriously. Lmao. Thread title?
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Oct 31, 2019 18:35
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The bum screams at you.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:36
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Josef bugman posted:It was a quiet day at work and a small family had come in; grandad, grandma, mum and a little one of about 2/3. They were going around and the grandad asked me if I had heard of CERN and I started saying about how I thought it was cool. He then goes "Do you really think they are just doing that? I think they are trying to make a black hole." and I just sort of went "hahaha, okay". Because it was a quiet day and they were the only people in at the time I ended up having a talk and showing them various things, the kid seemed quite engaged when I showed them one of the things that make a rainbow in the area. The grandad kept being very cross though and kept asking how old I was, how I "knew" things and, finally, if I thought the moon landing was real. Should've just replied "ok boomer" to everything he said 
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feedmegin posted:Which tbf they will. I live there and Lib Dems and us together wouldn't be enough votes based on 2017. Luv 2 live in rural southern England. Same but SE Cambs
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Oct 31, 2019 18:36
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Failed Imagineer posted:Lmao. If Corbyn says that to Boris during the debates we'd be looking at a Labour landslide.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:36
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namesake posted:If Corbyn says that to Boris during the debates we'd be looking at a Labour landslide. But Jòris IS the establishment. I guess he is also a likely self-suck tho
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Oct 31, 2019 18:38
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happyhippy posted:It died out because video codecs and TV definitions got better.  Insects. Then there's the poo poo from the Christchurch massacre about it being fake because the cartridge casings vanished in midair due to them moving faster than the shutter.  chestnut santabag posted:Even though it probably went unnoticed I'm choosing to believe that I helped with the thread title
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Oct 31, 2019 18:44
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Hail Half-Satan, you miscreants.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:46
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That Italian Guy posted:Hail Half-Satan, you miscreants. Maybe if we get a combined November/Election thread, we can make it to the cool Satan number
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Oct 31, 2019 18:48
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That Italian Guy posted:Hail Half-Satan, you miscreants. 
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Oct 31, 2019 18:49
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lol https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1189951955931684864
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Oct 31, 2019 18:52
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https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1189955082814705665 Heh. Please tell me Labour’s going to curbstomp its opposition now.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:55
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"world exclusive"
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Oct 31, 2019 18:58
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https://twitter.com/michaeljswalker/status/1189956505342218240?s=20 This whips loving rear end. Click this right now.
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Oct 31, 2019 18:59
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Well, that's about as good an endorsement as Jeremy is going to get. In other news, Tories are still bad at social media https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1189950566723653634?s=20
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forkboy84 posted:Well, that's about as good an endorsement as Jeremy is going to get. Yes, Tories campaign, a shot of the leader of the opposition outside number 10 is a great thing for you to post. Do it more. So, Trump's visit to just before the election is going to gently caress the tories a bit, right?
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Firos posted:https://twitter.com/michaeljswalker/status/1189956505342218240?s=20 Can confirm this owns, she's so MAD forkboy84 posted:Well, that's about as good an endorsement as Jeremy is going to get. hahaha holy smokes
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Firos posted:https://twitter.com/michaeljswalker/status/1189956505342218240?s=20 Aye this is real good. Counting down to the people saying she's too well spoken to be a student, obviously a Labour plant
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