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Animal-Mother posted:Space..... was angry that day, my friends.
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Aramoro posted:Whislt Sam Porter Bridges, a Porter who works for the Bridges, is an incredible bit of nominative determinism you can't overlook the other incredible names in the game. Like Die-Hardman, Deadman, Amelie & Bridget Strand (Nudge nudge wink wink), Heartman etc. Why are you nudging me
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I dunno why but I always kinda thought those mouse soup maker things were for making snakes liquid mice for when they feel bad. Awww old bertie's can't digest too well these days, better homogenize a mouse
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Oddhair posted:Yeah, I call it walking simulator for accountants Does it have QuickBooks Pro??!
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Nov 23, 2019 04:37
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bike tory posted:I'm sorry, are you suggesting a video game plot summary reads badly? Surely not video games, which include such lofty, deep, intellectual plotlines as "nazi moonbase", "North Korea invades the Philippines (but actually it's America because it's an island populated by Americans)", "Nazi zombies on an undiscovered Pacific island", or probably the best: "Demons from literal hell invade a Mars". Ok bud but movies aren't up to scratch either, with recent blockbusters being "Robot man thinks he might be real, is fake", "Man goes to space to save humanity, ends up saving humanity, also love is the fifth dimension", and "Three men get slipped rohypnol in vegas, some 'crazy' stuff happened ha ha very funny".
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Nov 23, 2019 04:43
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Where do I get gamer dad water?
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Nov 23, 2019 05:10
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Elfface posted:Where do I get gamer dad water? Usually from the reused 2 liters scattered around the room
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Nov 23, 2019 05:13
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Dang, missed page 1701. Well, see you all on page 74205 with some funny DS9 pics.
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Knormal posted:Dang, missed page 1701. Well, see you all on page 74205 with some funny DS9 pics. 
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alexandriao posted:Ok bud but movies aren't up to scratch either, with recent blockbusters being "Robot man thinks he might be real, is fake", "Man goes to space to save humanity, ends up saving humanity, also love is the fifth dimension", and "Three men get slipped rohypnol in vegas, some 'crazy' stuff happened ha ha very funny". Ya, big budget movies arent known to be particularly challenging or thought provoking either. But I definitely think the writing and plotlines in big budget video games tends to be a lot worse than movies, and then when you condense it down to a plot summary they almost always end up sounding totally ridiculous.
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alexandriao posted:Ok bud but movies aren't up to scratch either, with recent blockbusters being "Robot man thinks he might be real, is fake", "Man goes to space to save humanity, ends up saving humanity, also love is the fifth dimension", and "Three men get slipped rohypnol in vegas, some 'crazy' stuff happened ha ha very funny". Media already hit its peak in 2002 and its all just been a steady decline since then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko0J8Ft_bxg Rabble rabble, mad at Star Wars.
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Nov 23, 2019 08:08
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You don't drink your pee in death stranding you save it to throw at your enemies. You actually can only drink monster energy drink. Any fresh water you collect in your canteen is turned into monster by nanomachines.
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rodbeard posted:You don't drink your pee in death stranding you save it to throw at your enemies. You actually can only drink monster energy drink. Any fresh water you collect in your canteen is turned into monster by nanomachines. So they are in hell.
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The real question is, what brand camping gear does Walkie Bridgeman use? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahWtINVwclU
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Nov 23, 2019 08:38
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rodbeard posted:You don't drink your pee in death stranding you save it to throw at your enemies. You actually can only drink monster energy drink. Any fresh water you collect in your canteen is turned into monster by nanomachines. If you drank redbull it'd be a flight sim
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I made this joke to my friend that Death Stranding is the best boot camp sim I've played.
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Knormal posted:The real question is, what brand camping gear does Walkie Bridgeman use? He doesn’t use camping gear, but uses private rooms in shelters. These all have the exact same design, regardless of where in the post-apocalyptic US he is. Should he feel the need to poop to manufacture anti-monster grenades, the toilet in these rooms will provide some privacy by projecting an advertisement on the toilet doors for “Ride with Norman Reedus” on AMC. And before he heads out, he can opt to wear J.F Rey sunglasses. Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 13:25 on Nov 23, 2019 |
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I tried this when I was younger, it tasted like burning.
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Milo and POTUS posted:If you drank redbull it'd be a flight sim No it won’t, and I’ll sue because it isn’t. And I’ll win.
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Aramoro posted:Whislt Sam Porter Bridges, a Porter who works for the Bridges, is an incredible bit of nominative determinism you can't overlook the other incredible names in the game. Like Die-Hardman, Deadman, Amelie & Bridget Strand (Nudge nudge wink wink), Heartman etc. And if you want to create your own Hideo Kojima name, the internet has you covered: https://youtu.be/t-3i6GBYvdw
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Here's an automated form: https://dunajevs.github.io/kojima/ I'm Big Gun Cook.
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Fools Infinite posted:The reveal in Gravity's Rainbow is that the special secret v2 equipped with some secret nazi technology (which the book is loosely centered about) is actually a box for some kind of ritualistic/sexual human sacrifice. Well, obviously you miss the nuances if you don't mention the toiletship.
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RareAcumen posted:Media already hit its peak in 2002 and its all just been a steady decline since then. It was his hat Mr. Krabs, he was number one!
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By popular demand posted:Here's an automated form: https://dunajevs.github.io/kojima/    
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I'd just steal Shoot Ginner's name from the first metal gear. It'd be an accurate summary of my powers, plus i could monologue during my death about how the first Shoot Gunner was my dad and i swore revenge on snake, and the Patriots
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I'd just steal Shoot Ginner's name from the first metal gear. It'd be an accurate summary of my powers, plus i could monologue during my death about how the first Shoot Gunner was my dad and i swore revenge on snake, and the Patriots Obamos looks like a purple Dwayne Johnson.
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By popular demand posted:Here's an automated form: https://dunajevs.github.io/kojima/ Is this where Lowtax got his donation tags from?
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