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FilthyImp posted:The baby gay is being an rear end. "OMG i just discovered something, let's have it be 10,000% of who I am at all times" is not something everyone is into. Just so we're being unambiguous, I agree with you 100%. She seems to be very much attacking the OP for not being "Gay enough" by her definition.
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I am of the opinion that if you've seen one gay pride parade, you've seen them all, but then again I am a poster on the Something Awful forums so maybe I'm kind of a stick in the mud regardless it would get old fast if some coworker tried to drag me to one when I had better things to do
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have to lol at the american gay man who’s «not into politics» like thats a sustainable way to live in 2019, tho
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Everyone that says they're not into politics is a conservative that doesn't want any backlash for their garbage beliefs.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:02
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Help! Everyone Loves My Sister’s Loser Boyfriend.quote:My sister’s loser boyfriend: My sister and her fiancé have been together for more than six years and everyone in my family adores him. I, on the other hand, am not so fond of him. He’s a mooch at best. For example, my family finds it endearing that he quit his job to follow my sister to her new job in a new city and that he works from home. (No one knows what his real job is.) I think that he lacks self-worth. My partner did the same as he did, but we picked a city where we both could have our dream jobs. My family also thinks it’s hilarious that he jokes about becoming a stay-at-home boyfriend, but I think that makes him a loser who lacks ambition (my sibling has multiple graduate degrees and she’s the first in our family with a doctorate). Every time he and my sister visit my parents, he stays all weekend, even though his parents live 20 minutes away and he has friends in the area. He’ll even stay at home with my parents if my sister makes plans with her own friends. My parents think it’s thoughtful that he’s always at family events, whereas my partner only visits for holidays. But I think it’s concerning that he doesn’t have a relationship with his family and also consider it a red flag that he won’t leave her side. quote:You need to accept the relationship and learn to be around him. There seems to be nothing particularly wrong with him, and it’s been six years. I think that you would feel differently if your brother had a girlfriend who quit her job to follow his, etc.
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AITA for stop teaching my girlfriend how to drive because she is stubborn about braking with her left foot?quote:My girlfriend and I are both 19. She has never been taught how to drive and wanted to learn from me. She followed my instructions on the first lesson. Two days ago however on the second lesson, she was stubborn about braking with her left foot even after I warned her about the safety reasons why almost everyone uses their right foot on both the gas and the brake pedals.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:07
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stop teaching my girlfriend how to drive because she is stubborn about braking with her left foot? I guarantee anyone who gets stuck behind her is going to go nuts. There’s no way her brake lights aren’t on all the drat time. She’s either gonna stomp her gas and brakes at the same time and rear end somebody, or someone isn’t going to know she’s braking and get rear ended.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:13
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Just teach her to drive stick. She'll probably still cause an accident, but her left calf will get a workout.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:17
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DemoneeHo posted:Help! Everyone Loves My Sister’s Loser Boyfriend. I was waiting for the drinking, cheating, drug use, living out of a car, have a kid with an ex, not paying child support, 10+ year age gap... Seems like the guy is just a charming, loving, involved part of the Sister's life and he doesn't have much to do with his own family probably because they are pieces of poo poo and he got out and learned to be a positive human being.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:21
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DemoneeHo posted:Help! Everyone Loves My Sister’s Loser Boyfriend.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stop teaching my girlfriend how to drive because she is stubborn about braking with her left foot? quote:She said that since she’s a volleyball player, she doesn’t want to develop a muscle imbalance in her calves. quote:Most also think I’m making a big mistake by letting another guy teach her how to drive.
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Spent my entire paycheck in one dayquote:I got my first paycheck from my new job yesterday and … I went a little crazy. Long story short, I got four haircuts from four separate barbers. I don’t know why I did it—I wanted to treat myself but I think I went a little too far. The first haircut was not a lot of money, $25 including the tip. I was in a good mood so I went to another highly rated barber and got another haircut, and then another, and then another. It added up quickly, and now I have spent my entire paycheck in one day and my hair is as short as it can be without being bald. I’m fine with the money I have now, I’ll be able to make it to my next paycheck, but I feel depressed and empty knowing that all of the money that I worked so hard for went to waste on four haircuts. It hurts even more knowing that I could have just gotten an extra-short haircut the first time and not paid for the other three haircuts. Also, I didn’t even use one of the haircuts to shave my facial hair, so I almost went to a fifth barber for the shave before I realized that I had spent my entire paycheck. How can I cheer myself up after this and how can I better budget myself in the future? quote:This is … bizarre. This is bizarre behavior. I know you’re not thrilled about it either, so I do not want to scold, but it’s important to register how absolutely wild this was. I suggest you cheer yourself up by making a budget for your next paycheck (and future paychecks). People love YNAB. If this, or any variation of this (buying 100 watermelons) happens again, get thee to a therapist.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:24
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I figured it out. The haircut guy has a haircut fetish.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:28
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DemoneeHo posted:Spent my entire paycheck in one day I don't know why but I think this is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks, holy poo poo
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Nov 26, 2019 21:30
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:I don't care how she brakes but this:
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stop teaching my girlfriend how to drive because she is stubborn about braking with her left foot? How do you tolerate that excuse for more than 3 seconds without pointing out that no one on the planet has a 'calf imbalance' from driving?
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Nov 26, 2019 21:31
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Dienes posted:How do you tolerate that excuse for more than 3 seconds without pointing out that no one on the planet has a 'calf imbalance' from driving? I can only imagine her running in circles on the field cursing her calf imbalance.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:40
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DemoneeHo posted:Spent my entire paycheck in one day That screams bipolar manic episode to me, but also: A Moose posted:I figured it out. The haircut guy has a haircut fetish. maybe this guy just needs some good headphones and an ASMR playlist.
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Nov 26, 2019 21:51
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for stop teaching my girlfriend how to drive because she is stubborn about braking with her left foot? just send her to a racing school so they can teach her to left foot brake properly
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Stolen from the good tweets thread: https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1199127938572177408
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Nov 26, 2019 22:31
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DemoneeHo posted:Spent my entire paycheck in one day This strikes a chord with me because I’m gonna get my first adult paycheck on Friday and the first thing I’m gonna spend it on is a $75 haircut. 
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Nov 26, 2019 22:32
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extremely online posted:Stolen from the good tweets thread: This is a thread. Please click on it.
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chitoryu12 posted:This is a thread. Please click on it. [PLEASE] [CLICK] [IMMEDIATELY]
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DemoneeHo posted:Help! Everyone Loves My Sister’s Loser Boyfriend. brattyrichgirl.txt
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A Moose posted:I figured it out. The haircut guy has a haircut fetish. I don't have a fetish, but I could definitely enjoy getting my hair washed and/or manually cut for a couple hours. Direct line to the spine tingles of joy.
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Nov 26, 2019 23:20
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"not ambitious enough" p much directly translates to "not rich enough"
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Beachcomber posted:I don't have a fetish, but I could definitely enjoy getting my hair washed and/or manually cut for a couple hours. Direct line to the spine tingles of joy. Could you enjoy it so much you just keep doing it over and over and only stop when you realize you're out of money? people only do stuff like that because of brain problems or horny reasons
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The holidays are upon us, and you know what that means: rear end in a top hat relatives! My (35/F) relatives of various ages expect too much from me during the holidays due to my wealth. quote:The problem didn't occur to me until last Christmas.
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Nov 26, 2019 23:41
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Beachcomber posted:I don't have a fetish, but I could definitely enjoy getting my hair washed and/or manually cut for a couple hours. Direct line to the spine tingles of joy. Spend a lot less money and get one of these. 
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Nov 26, 2019 23:45
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Maybe dude kept going to Sportzcutz to get the big boobed girl to lean on his shoulder.
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Cythereal posted:The holidays are upon us, and you know what that means: rear end in a top hat relatives! her relatives are assholes, but she's rich so she gets no sympathy.
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Incoherence posted:If you could gain muscle from driving, then every NYC cab driver would have titanium calves. ...Actually, thinking about it, I'm surprised no scam artist has yet tried to advertise the Magic Driving Exercise Regime. Do you want a way to lose weight with zero effort, zero pain, and zero changes whatsoever? Well, now we've got the answer: Lose weight while you drive! I pump the brakes on my way to work and I lost 47 pounds in a month!
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quote:Fastforward a week and she calls me FURIOUS asking me what my deal was. I was confused because I thought the gift was cute, I didn't think it was bad at all. Apparently someone at my work had written some VERY Anti-Japanese slurs and racist comments on Dec 7th, the anniversary of Pearl Harbor . My girlfriend is Japanese herself. Luckily she trusted me and knew I wouldn't normally do something like this, but she sent the Calendar back so I could bring it to HR. Dear Idiot Americans: We dropped two nuclear bombs on Japan. We're squaresies. Stop being so butthurt about Pearl Harbor.
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Biplane posted:her relatives are assholes, but she's rich so she gets no sympathy. Fine. Here's a wholesome palette cleanser: people dealing with grief in a healthy way while military wives are rear end in a top hat: I (26F) started dating another widow (30F) and our friends hate us for it quote:submitted 59 minutes ago by merrywidowissues
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Cythereal posted:Fine. Here's a wholesome palette cleanser: people dealing with grief in a healthy way while military wives are rear end in a top hat: This is good, we can all unite against a common foe (the military) 
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Cythereal posted:Fine. Here's a wholesome palette cleanser: people dealing with grief in a healthy way while military wives are rear end in a top hat: Good for them, screw the other widows. It's like that other story from a few pages back of a widow moving on with her life by dating a friend a year after her husband died. I was not in the military, but my dad was, and believe me, people who primarily identify as military spouses are nuts. I think gip had an informative thread a few years ago. DemoneeHo fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Nov 27, 2019 |
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Nov 27, 2019 00:54
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DemoneeHo posted:screw the other widows. thats whats causing the problem
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AITA for telling my wife to find a place for winter.quote:With winter coming up I was talking with my wife about my grandmother. She lives in the middle of nowhere and he health has been declining of the years. So I wanted to bring my grandmother into my home for the winter but only before it is suppose to start snowing ( she has told me she doesn't want to live with us). My grandmother's house wouldn't even be considered habitable by most standards. Large portions of the house the ceiling is falling down and two rooms you can even see outside.
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for telling my wife to find a place for winter. quote:my home
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for telling my wife to find a place for winter. "I'm not kicking her out, I'm just telling her she can't live here." The wife should welcome this chance to escape.
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