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Sad Bear   Bokujou Shibori presents: the Nekonaughey Show  
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Gene's a good boy.
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Tiggum posted:Dogs of C-Kennel Ok, so first of all, this decodes to nothing. Which is disappointing, given how trivially easy it is to encode/decode binary. Secondly, Millenials wouldn't use binary. This joke would maybe work if the blue dog was using emoji. So my reaction to this comic is this: 👌 👴
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Dec 5, 2019 13:39
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Samovar posted:Gene's a good boy. I like to think that it's Gene Ween's origin story. Arlo and Janis eat handfuls of mushrooms and go see their kid's band when they're in town. The song "Gots Me a Weasel" was one that Janis used to sing to him as an infant. Arlo actually wrote "Waving My Dick in the Wind," but declined a songwriting credit.
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Dec 5, 2019 14:05
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My Lovely Horse posted:Genuinely not quite sure if that's an incredibly progressive for the 30s look-how-far-we've-come or just the 30s version of that current Pros & Cons arc. I'm pretty sure it's the latter: in Days of Yore, husbands and wives settled their differences with their fists (and plates, and rolling pins), before being ritually humiliated in front of the town, but Today they just run off and cry to a lawyer.
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asecondduck posted:This joke would maybe work if the blue dog was using emoji. The only people who I know that type in emoji are brand twitters and old politicians trying to be relevant.
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Old School Peanuts (Apr 16, 1951) I know what you're thinking and no, this isn't ~that~ bird. Calvin and Hobbes (Oct 7-8, 1986)   Robbie and Bobby (Oct 20-21, 2014)   
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Family Circus Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro 
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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon Boyce just created the perfect E/N gang tag
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Dec 5, 2019 16:27
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Pastry of the Year posted:Garfield Classic (May 13, 1988)
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Dec 5, 2019 16:58
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Manuel Calavera posted:One Big Happy This kind of underlines a thing that bothers me about these "kid wakes up parents with zany question at night" strips. For a small child, that's a perfectly valid question. Mom and dad's response isn't "ask me in the morning," it's "I don't know, go ask someone else." The joke is "why are you bothering me," not "lol what a silly, zany question."
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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon F Minus  Mark Trail  Recap: They hiked some more and now they are setting up camp...but now it's a little chillier! Mary Worth  I was thinking the classic sign of menopause is hot flashes, which makes me believe Iris may indeed still be pregnant. I want to believe Iris is pregnant. I need this, Moy and Brigman. The Phantom  Pooch Cafe   Rex Morgan MD  Andertoons  Apartment 3-G 
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Pentaro posted:Everyone always quotes Jon drinking dog semen, but no-one ever mentions Garfield emitting infrared signals thru his rear end in a top hat. It's the 80's, it's entirely possible that's a physical "clicker" remote that used sound to change the channel. We had one when I was growing up. Sometimes, if you clapped just right, you could change the channel that way too. It was a fun trick, but it also meant that loud ambient noises could activate it as well. Manuel Calavera posted:One Big Happy "Because your precious God has a cruel sense of humor, you little poo poo."
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My Dad is Dracula  Pickles  Zits 
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Family Circus, Rose is Rose, One Big Happy and Foob is just one big wall of "holy gently caress, is having children a miserable experience" Awww, it's always nice to be reminded that Hagar and Helga do love one another so much. 
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Surgeon's Tales Nancy   Dustin  Mandrake 
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quote:Dustin gently caress YOU
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Dec 5, 2019 20:12
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Kennel posted:Nancy 
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Archyduchess posted:As an English professor I don't know how in the world hack comedy writers got the idea that that would ever work. Right? Clearly the answer is to have 2-inch margins.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:19
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Quite a lot of my classes prescribed a font size, double spacing and margins.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:33
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readingatwork posted:Right? Clearly the answer is to have 2-inch margins. Also Verdana instead of Arial or Times New Roman.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:41
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Thank you for having the same brain as me
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2016 Spiderman       1977 Spiderman  Dick Tracy  Locher Tracy  Origins of the Sunday Comics  Footrot Flats 
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No, no. If you're farting around with fonts for your essay, you go with Times Newer Roman. Does not work for electronic submissions, but I have, in fact, used it in a pinch and got away with it. Source: am an English major.
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RoboRodent posted:No, no. If you're farting around with fonts for your essay, you go with Times Newer Roman. Does not work for electronic submissions, but I have, in fact, used it in a pinch and got away with it. Pffft, all the cool English majors use Wingdings exclusively.
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Here's my English Major Top Tip: Word/Page counts are Straight. Boolshit. As long as you can make a compelling argument and articulate your points, you'll get docked like half a grade at the worst. "Oh no, I only got an A- because I came in a page short, a bloo bloo bloo, my future is ruined." Here's my Top Tip for Steve Kelley: Fall in a well.
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Dec 5, 2019 21:40
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Pffft, all the cool English majors use Wingdings exclusively. I had a student this semester who wrote excellent stuff and was a pleasure to have in class but she wrote all her papers in Comic Sans purely to flex. I allowed it because frankly as a power move it scared me into submission.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Boyce just created the perfect E/N gang tag You have the power, small pastry. As long as I get one for bringing/inflicting Compu-Toon on these here forums. 
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Kennel posted:Also Verdana instead of Arial or Times New Roman. Pfffft your English paper foo is weak like a little baby. Observe: *adjusts kerning*
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BCN BC   Phoebe  Wallace  Curtis 
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Vargo posted:BCN 
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Archyduchess posted:I had a student this semester who wrote excellent stuff and was a pleasure to have in class but she wrote all her papers in Comic Sans purely to flex. I allowed it because frankly as a power move it scared me into submission. 
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Johnny Walker posted:Mary Worth
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Archyduchess posted:I had a student this semester who wrote excellent stuff and was a pleasure to have in class but she wrote all her papers in Comic Sans purely to flex. I allowed it because frankly as a power move it scared me into submission. Comic Sans is one of the few fonts that's easier for people with dyslexia to read.
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In an early update of Corto Maltese: Clem is a heavy sleeper, or Hey boys... We've found the face model for Mystery of the Druids!, or EXPLOSION!  
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