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TheIncredulousHulk posted:As a commie it is so loving strange to see weird nerds essentially coming up with populist expropriation on their own but only applying it in the dumbest, narrowest, most consumerist ways We must seize the means of Star Wars canon.
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 23:34 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:
lol. i am sorry, yeah some of the disney stuff is dumb as gently caress but LOL if you think "legends" stuff is that great. most of it dumb or bad or poo poo with maybe 10 or so good ideas and most of them are just action tropes/heroes from the 90s. DoctorGonzo posted:lmao that the new ghostbusters will be better than the last star wars movies ehh, maybe. it looks very TFA like and i am kinda weird out by that. like 1 was good/great comedy(2 was a mixed bag and 2016 was boring/bad) but loving lol. also egon having kids is weird.
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 23:43 |
Dapper_Swindler posted:lol. i am sorry, yeah some of the disney stuff is dumb as gently caress but LOL if you think "legends" stuff is that great. most of it dumb or bad or poo poo with maybe 10 or so good ideas and most of them are just action tropes/heroes from the 90s. I can't nut if my wookieepedia article on Breasts has a Legends tag
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 23:44 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:lol. i am sorry, yeah some of the disney stuff is dumb as gently caress but LOL if you think "legends" stuff is that great. most of it dumb or bad or poo poo with maybe 10 or so good ideas and most of them are just action tropes/heroes from the 90s. Tired: Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren, in front of Chewbacca's eyes.. Wired: Han Solo does of old age or some poo poo I guess, Chewie is crushed by a moon.
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 23:52 |
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Han Solo beat the weasel
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 23:55 |
Chomp8645 posted:Tired: Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren, in front of Chewbacca's eyes.. Still a chance for the second part to happen. Crushed by star killer moon 2
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# ? Dec 9, 2019 23:58 |
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What star wars truly needs to succeed is an evil Yoda. Maybe make him red and spiky too?
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:00 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:What star wars truly needs to succeed is an evil Yoda. Maybe make him red and spiky too? name him... Adoy.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:05 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:name him... Adoy. And he can have a tiny adorable goatee...
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:06 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:What star wars truly needs to succeed is an evil Yoda. Maybe make him red and spiky too? Why do you think they introduced baby yoda?
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:07 |
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We already have evil yoda. He's called yoda
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:09 |
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Imagine you're decades in hermitage starved for contact and the first guy you see who's not a lizard or a snake you're like "I'm gonna troll the everloving poo poo out of this guy." Yoda owns.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:13 |
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jar jar was the phantom menace
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:14 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Tired: Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren, in front of Chewbacca's eyes.. i kinda of enjoy disneys depiction of han and leia and their whole marriage imploding. they tried to make it work but as rich evans said, "do you think han solo would be a good dad" Ben was kid who had a bad dad and bad uncle and a poo poo head dude promising him power and cool poo poo.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:15 |
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Uh actually Dagobah is a Yoda-kind home planet. When Luke isn't around, Yoda spends his time surrounded by other little ugly green men and women doing whatever yodas do
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:16 |
Colonel Cancer posted:Uh actually Dagobah is a Yoda-kind home planet. When Luke isn't around, Yoda spends his time surrounded by other little ugly green men and women doing whatever yodas do loving (probably)
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:19 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:name him... Adoy. and he speaks proper english
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:38 |
AlphaKeny1 posted:and he speaks proper english
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:50 |
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Also the KOTOR Yoda had a surname, so Yoda is just putting on airs trying to go monomynous like Bono.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:51 |
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Hey now in 5000 years who knows how many changes in language and technology will occur...
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:51 |
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Hey is that a prehistoric Millenium Falcon?!
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:52 |
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The Century Fox
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:53 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:name him... Adoy. Yod. Kneel before Yod.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 00:54 |
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Looking forward to inevitable new He-Man movie.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 03:51 |
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:As a commie it is so loving strange to see weird nerds essentially coming up with populist expropriation on their own but only applying it in the dumbest, narrowest, most consumerist ways I warned you about media franchises bro!! I told you dog!
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 04:32 |
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skasion posted:Yod. Yooda. Or maybe Yodaa.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 13:27 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Tired: Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren, in front of Chewbacca's eyes.. The end of ROS should be Kylo Ren coming to the light side and everyone embracing him and forgiving him and then Chewbacca just smacks his head off because he killed his best friend
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 13:41 |
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Applewhite posted:Looking forward to inevitable new He-Man Cinematic Universe!
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 13:44 |
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Mekaneck: Origins
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:00 |
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They're making a Matrix 4. How are people not fed up with this poo poo? Am I the crazy one because I want to watch a movie not based on a preexisting property?
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:00 |
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you can take the blue pill and wake up and everything will be back to normal.... or you can take the red pill and see how deep the franchise goes
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:03 |
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i don't think the matrix will be as good with a woman director
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:05 |
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can't be any worse
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:27 |
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I hope Matrix 4 brings back the chain gun mechs because they were lit They should also have chainsaws and in fact, the whole movie should be about them instead of dressing up as school shooters and doing kung fu skasion fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Dec 10, 2019 |
# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:34 |
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https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/status/1204393234438316032?s=19 Boyega is not gonna shy away from talking about these movies
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:39 |
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Owlbear Camus posted:if you want a vision of the future, picture a reedy voiced dork wheezing at the camera in front of his funko pops and rhodesian flag about how sjws ruined his star war, forever I'm NOT wheezing
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:39 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/status/1204393234438316032?s=19 'this wasn't the movie I wanted it to be'
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:50 |
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crazy how the two male actors that don't get to be as big of an alpha badass as they were expecting don't like the movie
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:52 |
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Lmao
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 14:56 |
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Consider every black character they've shown in Star Wars has been a traitor, coward, or lowlife. It's bullshit. Even Mace Windu betrayed and tried to assassinate the lawfully and duly elected chancellor.
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# ? Dec 10, 2019 15:31 |